Re: Heroes Guild Log 15
"I'd be happy to!" Mittens exclaims, jumping to her feet.
She then recounts the events in her own Mittens-like manner, embellishing the detailed account of the combat with sound effects like 'whoosh!' 'kapow!' 'slash!' 'wham!' etc.
"After combat I complimented Maverick's battle prowess and deduced he was a human orphan child from various clues. I wished him luck on surviving such a situation. Lucky of course was too lovey-dovey to let go that orphan boy might die in the fires of adventure, so he tried to dangle the carrot of 'some adventurers would raise a kid in a tomb of horrors' to try and convince the kid to consider adoption. Angel and Emerald offered to be such.
"Emerald suggested we come here to chill, and Mav said 'So long as you don't turn me over to those evil people at the orphanage.' I was all, 'If they're evil let's go kick in the door!' Lucky was all, 'No they're not evil. I was all, 'Why wouldn't he wunna go there?' Then Maverick was all, 'Friends and family are prisons.'
"Needless to say, I did not take such a statement very well. So I sarcasmed and mocked. This offended. Emerald ran off and I ran after. I made up with Emerald but have not had the chance to make up with everyone else.
"SO! I apologize for my fail diplomacy to everyone. But now that I know Maverick has a sister, I'm curious to know how she feels about his statement that 'Family is prison.'"
Lucky sweatdrops.
"That's not very nice," he says, "Liberty, Mittens is most likely misinterpreting what Maverick said. She doesn't know it's natural for an orphan to be afraid of being adopted. What if the new parents are mean? What if they don't like what I believe in? What if I'm a disappointment to them? There's lots of reasons. I should know. I grew up without parents. I had a lot of time to think about it. Mittens, don't nitpick an orphan's feelings."
Mittens facepalms.
"So it's heroic and just to say 'Family is prison?' Or does that rule only apply to orphans? You're making assumptions too. You're assuming his experience is the same as yours. Could be I'm right about assuming the kid meant what he said. Or am I giving him too much credit, Liberty?"
Lucky heavy sigh but holds his tongue so others have a chance to speak.