Re: The Game
In reply to Alveris Alderis (msg # 492):
Tower
Lowering the ladder and descending the stone stairs carefully, you find that the last of the mini sheep have finished and are filing out the front door, ignoring both you and the scroll now lying on the ground.
Alveris approaches it carefully, using a combination of stealth and totally necessarily tactical Shatner rolls.
After five minutes of this, he retrieves the parchment without incident. He unrolls and reads it.
[OOC: Low Fey]
We, the most humble and gracious owners of this island,
and by that right, assuming the title of Barkripe Provocateur Supreme,
, and with authority from his fellow companions also resident on said island;
do hereby formally unequivicably and at great length extend to you,
hereto unknown Fey, assumedly, and with due justification considered evil,
and in that course also vile, unclean, foolish and, without reservation,
horse-faced;
our most welcome permission, if there be in due course proper observation of,
what must be considered inescapable tactical facts,
to hereby and without delay surrender entirely.
You may, if it suit you or if it not so suit, therefore
immediately provide yourselves, such as they are and will undoubtedly be,
without clothes and in full exposure to nature, at the docks within an hour,
at which time, in due course,
such surrender will be accepted by those beffiting it, namely we.
Sincerely and with great eagerness,
his excellency, greatness, wiseness and poet, Barkripe Provocateur Supreme.
[OOC: this has been added to Documents section]
Stronghold
While Uthor plans his next move, it dawns on the Gnomes that they are down not just an AutoGnome, but a Fey as well...
This message was last edited by the GM at 19:51, Tue 22 July 2014.