Thus spake Zadasthan.

Eilieen's created a froggin' monster !  ;>

She bore your child?  ;-)

What are thou insinuating, greybeard ?  Thou think Eilieen is boring ?!!  I'd lop thy head from thy skinny neck, save that the wen ... the stru ... that Eilieen undoubtedly will wish to skewer thy gizzards herself !

<hoot>

's obvi'us, innit?  Oddy-see-yers Warfiel' Leonidus ain't givin' two 'oots 'bout nothin'.

Hehe... beautiful! jumping up and down clapping  OK, next post: standing on your head, poking one finger in an ear, and all the words more than three letters long have all five vowels!  In alphabetical order!  And start with the letter "Q"!


Hm?  What? `Mad with power'?  ...Why are people always asking me that?

Oh!  Aarnr!  I might have found you a pet...  http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukele...use-in-everyday-life

Alas, fair maiden, there are no such words.

I shall give you the next best thing:

Abstemious is not as facetious as you.

Well, few things are.  grin  (<--A particularly caesious grin seemed in order.)

Hey, speaking of chroma -- which I was, thankyouverymuch -- is there a direction Erista could throw a Color Spray that would catch a group of Orcs and not more than.. maybe one non-Orc?  Two, tops?  Zero would actually be ideal.

Yes.  For added amusement, that direction would include Aarnr.

And please, don't let the thought of dire and bloody retribution put you off !  ;>

What?  Of course not!  The very thought of dire retribution never even crossed my mind!  I just stopped because, um... well, it... you know.  looks meaningfully at Bilfro  Right?  Exactly.

I did wonder if our esteemed Dungeon Master missed the part in the rules about how it's totally his job to make our lives easier, though.

But I am making your life easier.  The trolls, ogres and frost giants haven't even joined the battle yet.

How is that easier?

Oh no, you did not just ask that.  That is like saying 'what is the worst that could happen?'

Eek!  Next somebody will be saying, "Is that all you've got??"


...

  ...oh dear.

In reply to Eilieen (msg # 891):

It means you still have a chance to fly, you fools!

Don't really need to ask that - the GM has already noted -



:)



I cannot leave the injured!

Really?  Very interesting.

*makes a note*

I would have figured that was obvious by now for two reasons:

1.  Eilieen;
2.  You've RPed with me for how long?  :D

Aarnr volunteers to kill anybody who's injured or looks like they might be getting injured, if that helps ?

That's very generous of you, old chap.

Plenty of room to move up from Trolls, Ogres, and Frost Giants... pulls down Fiend Folio

Which is not to be confused with the Fiend Phoglio.  I... can anybody tell me why he hasn't done that?  He should do that.


Starts limping  Oooh!  Ow.  I think I might b---


Starts skipping instead  Tra la la!  Oh, what a beautiful day it is!  What?  That?  Oh, no, nothing, just, um, had a rock in my shoe.  remembers something about `bare feet' from character description  Which... is at home.  So, not bothering me at all!

In the words of Bob Dylan, "The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.  The answer is blowing in the wind..."

He did.  Collectible Card Game.  Xenophile.  Mature Gamers Only.

There's probably something from Bob Dylen in there as well.  :)