This one's for Uthecar, Feldar, Clangedin, and Glaucon (not safe for the young 'uns):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdBN3T2ZoqI
This message was last edited by the GM at 15:48, Mon 05 Nov 2018.

And I'm guessing the riddle is posted as an image, which is why I can hear the answers to the riddle, but not the riddle.
My Screen-reader doesn't do images.  Sorry, we don't have that level of technology yet, and the retinal chip is still in the testing phases , although its at human testing.  So, soon we'll have cyber eyes... don't ask me when other alpha cyberwear will hit the markets.

Yeah, Blalak's writer has a horrible sense of humor.

Uthecar fill in blanks for you blind Blalak who use big words and say things in twirly speak.  Link is video of very smart human telling everyone dwarves are best.  More good than others.  If you fighter, you should be dwarf.  If you cleric you should be dwarf.  If you half-elf, you should be dwarf.  You smart, you probably agree.  Uthecar agree, Uthecar not smart but Uthecar dwarf so probably right.

In reply to Uthecar Hornskin (msg # 562):

The little Halfling raises his glass of ale, in a cheers.

Well spoken, for a dwarf!

Uthecar looks sideways at Cugel (at 3 foot 7 inches he doesn't get to look down on many) 'You should be dwarf."

In reply to Blalak (msg # 561):

I thought the alt-text values in the images were supposed to help support a text reader's ability to 'present' the image. Not that it matters, but maybe blame is better suited for the website for failing ADA Section 508 compliance? The readers are actually slick, IMO.
(I'll stop the software babble here.)

In reply to Blalak (msg # 561):

Did someone send you the text of the riddle?

The riddle is not an image. It is text but has a border of dashes and vertical bars, and is inside a teletype (tt) tag. One (or both) of those is confusing the screen reader.

let me try something and get back to you all in regards to the riddle.

What riddle?

The riddle they found in the dungeon, after I left.

Don't help them if you're not there. None of them brought smart phones into the dungeon.
This message was last edited by the player at 21:27, Tue 06 Nov 2018.

Guess we're in different groups.

ok, I can hear it with the invisible kurser, which is strange, because I don't need to do that for all the other 'maps' the DM, the mighty, the powerful, the controller of our fates, has posted thus far.

And  I believe Tin Tin guessed it correctly...   which is odd given its reaction. right, Blalak might try and remove it in a moment.

Fair enough but it would be better for you guys/gals to continue your discussion that relates only to your adventure in your group 6 OOC thread rather than in the public one.  Jeff does recycle adventures occasionally and someone might post a spoiler inadvertently.  "Uthecar not blame you, you not dwarf.  Dwarf know secret."

There is more than one group inside the Dungeon, so discussing spoilers here would be frowned upon.

Updating all groups tonight before I crash.  :^)

Why, I wonder, did this pop into my head:

"I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?"

I'm wondering if Blalak's screen reader is not reporting the game menu (or something else) correctly. He does post group specific stuff in the group 0 chat more regularly than can be explained as a miss-click. Hopefully he doesn't post anything compromising. :D

Freud.

A weasel walks into a bar.

"Wow!" says the barman. "Don't think I've ever seen a weasel in here before! What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

Seven dwarves walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't server miners."

Just what, exactly, if Flandal the god of?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.  The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Metalworking.

Enter the Dungeon Bastard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...nb1hXsIs&index=4

A Lizard Man rides into a bar, on an alligator. "Do you serve Humans here," he asks?

"Yes, of course we do," says the bartender.

"Good," says the Lizard Man. "Serve one to my alligator and I'll have an ale."

Old science fiction story: To Serve Man