Jeff and Texans perhaps?

Nothing is certain in life except Death and Taxes. And a traffic light changing yellow just at that precise microsecond where you have to decide to brake or gun it.

In reply to Errol One-Eye (msg # 57):

A pearl of wisdom from the king!

Oh dear Tern are you okay?  I think you might have taken a blow to the head, that's delayed concussion talk.


Sorry about that Errol, I'm sure he didn't really mean anything by it.

I'm still looking for this 'pearl' I dropped. So unlike me.

In reply to Beelo Bigfoot (msg # 54):


 This is a good way to tell me I need to add joke disclaimers’, without   telling me I need to add them. Well done.

Yes the pearl of course, not rat-boys dump stat.

In reply to Hauraki (msg # 62):

1 dump, 2 dumps, or three dumps a day? ;-)

Don't eat the yellow snow....

The second fastest animal in the world is the dogs in Greenland... because the trees are so far apart.

The level of discourse in this game is really going down the toilet!

And to think, I originally came here for the high brow humor!  ;)

I do want to remind everyone that this is a General game - that means no four-letter epithets from some of you, please. I don't want to get in trouble from the mods here.

Should I not have said “elves?”  Or was it some other 4-letter epi-thingy?

:^D   Devlin will fit in nicely here, especially since he's only 3'10"....     ;^)


In honor of the new players entering and rolling up characters as we speak, Skullwhomper Ales all 'round!

sniff,   sniff, . . what's that smell?

In reply to Tern D'Guul (msg # 70):

Devlin looks a little embarrassed and makes an effort to whistle innocently.

Hey veterans, I haven't brought this up since 2020....

Your DM lives just outside of the birthplace of AD&D - Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, USA. I love that this game has folks from all over the world playing in it. The folks in the game that have told me here in Group 0 where they're from come from all over the States, Canada, the UK, South Korea, Australia, and New Zealand, although I know a few more locations shared in private. Anybody else care to tell the group where you're from? Don't feel as though you have to, though. If you'd like to tell me privately so I know what time zones we're dealing with, that's okay, too, but you don't have to do that, either.

I say this because unlike some games where the players can each cram in three or four posts a day with their DM in the same country or time zone, this game needs a 24-hour turnaround just so everyone can see and respond to any new posts. That plus I still think it's cool when someone tells me they're from Serbia, Germany, Brazil, etc. If I knew how to pin every player's location to a virtual map (assuming I knew them all) I think it would look really cool.

In reply to DMJSC (msg # 72):

I find it interesting where everyone is from, too.

Grew up in Frankin WI...went to Gencon in the 90's.
Now in Phoenix, AZ, USA.

In reply to Stone Pegason (msg # 73):

Tern d'Guul, Birahu the Black, and Mitsubishi are from Shippensburg, PA

As a child I lived in upstate NY.  Moved to massachusetts and have lived all over the eastern half of the state.  Currently live near the MA/NH border.

Imre and Coale live just outside of Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

Grew up as a military brat so was all over, but longest stay was in Germany (Ramstein) but I currently reside in the Valley of the Sun (Phoenix, AZ) on the west side.

In reply to Lu Qui-He (msg # 77):

I served 2.5 years in Germany in the army in the early 80's. Quirnheim and Babenhausen.

I lived in 10 US States, born in Virginia but call Florida home.  Also lived in the Azores and am retired near Brisbane, Australia.

People ask where I am from and after 30 moves, I just tell them planet Earth. Been around it, very few places I wouldn't go again, given the chance.

In reply to Lu Qui-He (msg # 77):

Sorry you are on the West side.  ;)

Im on the east side.