You know the drill.

Roll initiative, post rolls here (and private information to the ref).

Take turns picking a starting spot (must be as close to a corner at the edge of the map as possible that isn't the same corner that someone else picked).

Then take turns in initiative order.

Vile will start in A1

07:30, Today: Vile Ann rolled 12 using 1d20+3 with rolls of 9.  Initiative.

08:50, Today: Tinny Tina rolled 17 using 1d20+9 with rolls of 8.  Initiative.

Starting in A10.

Chompers the Compsognathus smacks Tinny Tina with a gloved claw, dousing her in liquid to no perceptible effect. Tinny Tina pulls a spherical vial, painted half red and half white, off of her belt and throws it at the ground, yelling "Chuckles, I choose you!" Where the vial smashes on the ground the misty body of a Bralani Azata appears. "Alright Chuckles, do the thing. You know, that one that Josep likes to do." Chuckles waves its hands, and then suddenly there's five of it.


V = Vile Ann
T = Tinny Tina
C = Chompers the Compsognathus
B = Chuckles the Bralani Azata


   ROUND: Prep Round (17)
POSITION: A10 -> B8
 ACTIONS: Move to B8 (move), summon Bralani Azata (standard)

 HP: 109/109
 AC: 21; FFAC: 16; Touch: 16
CMD: 24; FFCMD: 19; FFTAC: 11

Chompers: A9 -> B7, HP 54/54, [AC 17, FFAC 17, TAC 10, CMD 24, FFCMD 24, FFTAC 10, Fort +10, Refl +7, Will +3]
 Actions: Touch Tinny Tina with glove  (standard), move to B8 (move)
 Effects: -
    Gear: Exotic Military Saddle,  Gloves

Bralani Azata: B9, HP 66/66, [AC 20, FFAC 16, TAC 14, CMD 26, FFCMD 22, FFTAC 10, Fort +9, Refl +9, Will +6]
 Actions: Use Mirror Image on Tinny Tina
 Effects: Existence 11/11, Mirror Image 60/60 (4 images), Wind Form
   Stats: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestia...siders/azata/bralani

EFFECTS: ???  1100/1100
   GEAR: Belt Pouch, Dagger,  Mithral Chain Shirt, Headband ,  Lenses, Amulet , Cloak ,  Shirt, Belt , Boots , 17 Unstable Accelerant,  Bottle (-0 ACP, Light Load)
   USES: lv1 extracts 7/7, lv2 extracts 5/6, lv3 extracts 5/5, lv4 extracts 2/3, mutagen 1/1, bombs 17/17, shirt 1/1, amulet 1/1, boots 10/10


DICE ROLLS: 11:35, Today: Tinny Tina rolled 4 using 1d4+2 with rolls of 2.  Mirror image.
   SUMMARY: Tinny Tina summons a Bralani Azata, and it uses Mirror Image on itself.

Flavor text written here.

   ROUND: Prep (12)
POSITION: A1 to F2
 ACTIONS: Move to F2 (Move) - Draw Swords as part of move

 HP: 96/96 (0 nonlethal)
 AC: 25; FFAC: 20; Touch: 14
CMD: 28; FFCMD: 24; FFTAC: 10

EFFECTS: Haste 1/10
   GEAR: Mask, Full Plate, Shirt, Belt, Boots, Wazikashi(Primary Hand), Wazikashi(Off Hand), MW Compound Bow (+6), 100 Arrows (ACP 0, Light Load)
   USES: -

DICE ROLLS: -
   SUMMARY: Vile prepares for battle

OOC: GLHF!

<quote Vile Ann>

"What's this? No witty banter? No taunts? Nothing about taking my ear? No comments on having an outsider in a bottle? Geez you're boring. Fine, we'll make this short." Tinny Tina ran after Vile Ann with preternatural speed and launched a deluge of bombs at the fighter. Not far behind her was Chuckles, who placed himself between Tina and Vile Ann, and let loose a bolt of lightning at the enemy.

V = Vile Ann
T = Tinny Tina
C = Chompers the Compsognathus
B = Chuckles the Bralani Azata


   ROUND: Round 1 (17)

 HP: 109/109
 AC: 21 (22); FFAC: 16; Touch: 16 (17)
CMD: 24 (25); FFCMD: 19; FFTAC: 11

Chompers: B7 -> B3, HP 54/54, [AC 17, FFAC 17, TAC 10, CMD 24, FFCMD 24, FFTAC 10, Fort +10, Refl +7, Will +3]
 Actions: Touch Tinny Tina with glove  (standard), move to B3 (move)
 Effects: -
    Gear: Exotic Military Saddle,  Gloves

POSITION: B8 -> B2
 ACTIONS: Activate shirt (swift), move to B2 and draw bottle (move), full attack with bombs (full round)

Bralani Azata: B9 -> C2, HP 66/66, [AC 20, FFAC 16, TAC 14, CMD 26, FFCMD 22, FFTAC 10, Fort +9, Refl +9, Will +6]
 Actions: Move to C2 (move), cast Lightning Bolt SLA (standard)
 Effects: Existence 10/11, Mirror Image 59/60 (4 images), Wind Form
   Stats: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestia...siders/azata/bralani
    Uses: Lightning Bolt 1/2, Cure Serious Wounds 2/2

EFFECTS: ???  1099/1100, ???  11/11, Haste 1/1
   GEAR: Belt Pouch, Dagger,  Mithral Chain Shirt, Headband ,  Lenses, Amulet , Cloak ,  Shirt, Belt , Boots , 13 Unstable Accelerant,  Bottle (-0 ACP, Light Load)
   USES: lv1 extracts 6/7, lv2 extracts 5/6, lv3 extracts 5/5, lv4 extracts 2/3, mutagen 1/1, bombs 13/17, shirt 0/1, amulet 1/1, boots 9/10


DICE ROLLS: 15:00, Today: Tinny Tina rolled 22,30 using 1d20+14,6d6+14 with rolls of 8,2,4,2,3,4,1.  Bomb + Unstable Accelerant 1 vs. Vile FFTAC (10).
            15:01, Today: Tinny Tina rolled 15,38 using 1d20+14,6d6+14 with rolls of 1,5,4,2,6,4,3.  Bomb + Unstable Accelerant 2 vs. Vile FFTAC (10).
            15:01, Today: Tinny Tina rolled 18,40 using 1d20+14,6d6+14 with rolls of 4,6,3,5,4,3,5.  Bomb + Unstable Accelerant 3 vs. Vile FFTAC (10).
            15:01, Today: Tinny Tina rolled 19,35 using 1d20+9,6d6+14 with rolls of 10,5,4,6,2,1,3.  Bomb + Unstable Accelerant 4 vs. Vile FFTAC (10).
            15:02, Today: Tinny Tina rolled 21 using 6d6 with rolls of 1,3,3,6,3,5.  Chuckles, lightning bolt.
   SUMMARY: Vile Ann takes 105 fire damage from three bombs, and 21 electricity damage from Chuckles's lightning bolt (DC 15 Reflex halves the lightning damage)

I admittedly now nothing about Alchemists, so I assume you have a feat or ability that lets you throw three of those things at a time... Ranged touch attack for 18d6+42 damage is pretty broken! Well done, I guess? You can go on the list of people along with Josep and Ario who I have no interest in fighting :P Blaster strats are definitely effective, but no fun whatsoever...

Vile is Chaotic Neutral and has 751 BP

Just be glad I wasn't throwing down any control effects with my bombs, too :P

Tinny Tina is True Neutral, and has 1185 BP.

Actually, I just noticed you rolled a nat 1 on your 2nd bomb. Do you have something that won't make that a miss?

Nope, bomb 2 is a miss. Bombs 1, 3, and 4 still hit, and did 105 damage total. Just like I put in the summary.