185: If you meet Chuck Noris locked up in a dungeon, do not let him out.

186: The Paladin is to stop asking for the mage to make him a bag of holding when we sleep every night in the extra dimensional pocket of a rope trick.

(see astral viel pierced in #30 above.)

(we where playing a LOTR setting game often well behind orc lines at the rope trick hid us while we slept. No Paladin, no mega loot bag that will blow us out of the world!)

187. I will not mention, have, bring, or in any way attempt to involve pocket dimensions inside pockets that then have another one inside the pocket dimension.
188. I am not permitted to use the suffixes meta or psuedo anymore....
189. Talking the enemy out of their castle is not just good bartering and will not be permitted again
190. Infra red seeing Llama's are not a suitable mount for under ground gnome patrols.

191. I will not play with fire, in game, out of game, around the game.
192. I will not put dry ice into peoples drinks no matter how cool it looks.
193. There is no trait that will equate to 'the female factor' and I will stop asking for it or trying to use it.

194.  I am not allowed to play a hivemind entity known as the Legion of Bubba. There is no such thing as the Legion of Bubba, and I am never to bring it up again.

195. Redneck Trees are not acceptable familiars for casters of any level.

195 A. I am not allowed to summon The Redneck Tree on a party member,  Nor am I to attempt to summon the "Ultimate' Redneck Tree through a sacrifice of the annoying elf and moonshine

196. Black Metal is not an appropriate music choice for a Bard in a quasi-Middle Age European setting.  Even if it is Viking themed.

197.  There is no gnome god of "Giant Mecha" and I will not attempt to become the first.

198. Chaotic Stupid is not an acceptable alignment choice, and I cannot play a drunken Chaotic Stupid gnome with a love of big guns, Black Metal, and Giant Mecha.

199. I must not try to kill Chejop Kejack for my own twisted amusment, and to 'Save Heaven" through destabilizing it...just to see what it would do.

200. It is not advisable to yell "Here Kitty Kitty, Come and get the catnip" at the raging Lunar in cat-shaped warform.

201. I am not permitted to spread the religion of "Kamina-Sama" to the mere mortals without Spiral Power,  and have them go Beyond the Impossible!

202. I will not come up with character names 'on the fly'. 'Tofu Yumcha' is not an approprate Monk name and I am expected to put some real thought into it.
203. I am not permitted to refer to NPCS as simply 'Timmy' (for the NPC I like) and 'Not Timmy' for all the others. I will remember NPC names.

204. I may no longer combine the Amulet of Gustatory Transgression with a Monster Summoning spell to call forth the Four Cornsmen of the Apocashits from my character's ass.

205. I am not allowed to use Wonka Grape Gum as a weapon of assassination in court - one incident of rolling His Majesty into the winery as a giant grape, to be crushed and fermented by his own royal vinter while still conscious, was enough.

206. I am not permitted to research battlefield-sized versions of Chocolate to Earwax to go along with my Mass Flesh to Chocolate ritual (which has also been disallowed).

207. I am not permitted to cite or quote from Van Voonder's "Thesis Concerning the Origins of the Beginnings of the Background of the Sources of the Roots of Theses Themselves."

208. Lidsville is not an acceptable plane of origin for D&D characters.

209. I will not, ever, use a genie's lamp to wish that genies never had the power to grant wishes in the first place.

210. I will not cast Groam's Intervening Shield and try to place it between the GM and the game world to keep him from seeing what we are doing.

211. I will not make gold pieces the master race who actually rule my game world.

212. I am no longer allowed to retroactively replace a crucial artifact with the Crystal of Folger. Especially not in a God Game.

213. Summon wife is now no longer allowed as the ultimate evil spell
214. the thief will not thief the rogue
215. the Rogue will not rogue the thief.
216. Distracting an entire town in order to let the party loot and rob is no longer acceptable behaviour
217. I will not sell castles and towns I dont own.
218. King kong is not an acceptable Familiar for a Druid.
219. I will not attempt to play The Doctor in DnD
220. I am no longer permitted to attempt cross overs no matter how subtle.
221. I am no longer permitted to stare at the GM just to watch him twitch.

And now let me return to this thread...
222. I will never again attempt to smoke fish in the barbeque on wooden planks while playing.
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223: I am not allowed to tell an adult Copper Dragon who wants to be told a joke that the Paladin has no sense of Humor.
224: I am not allowed to cast dancing lights on the Paladin's nose
225: I am not allowed to use Limitted Wish as a way to fill out an entire ballroom with tables stacked high with pies of all sorts, including moldy pies.
226: I am no longer allowed to play a Gnome who has made a magical clone of himself to do any/all of the above, and anything said gnomes would do as harmless pranks is generally disallowed. Also, I am not allowed to carry on conversation between both of the said gnomes.

227. I am not allowed to intentionally mispell things just to get a reaction.

227. Subsection B. I am specifically forbidden from naming my Witch character "Which" so as to be able to ask "Which?" when someone says my character name and pretend to be oblivious.

227. Subsection C. Verboten are character names "Leeroy Jenkins" "Mudflap", "Jojo" and "Peppernut".

227. Subsection D. I see now that parodying Frodo, by creating a half halfling/half-drow named "Sambo" may be in poor taste. I further agree that his weapon called "Pluckin Thang" being an undead chicken as further evidence of said infraction.

227. Subsection D. addendum 1 being the 1st part: Half-Halflings are not "Quarterlings".

227. Subsection D. addendum 2 being the 2nd part: I should not attempt to use the "Chewbacca Defense" at any time when arguing rules.


227. Subsection E. Remember that show? It was called "227" I think and it had Jack-aye on it? that was pretty good.

227. Subsection 42. I will not purposely number things incorrectly just to see if I can get away with it.

227 Subsection G. I will not capitalize at random, using punctuation more as a punishment than a writing form.

227. Subsection H. I will prepare for this section by forbidding myself proactively from any hemorrhoid or hemorrhoid related jokes and or puns, so as not to be anal about it.

227.  Subsection I. Propane and Propane Accessories, I tell ya what.

227. Subsection J. I will not sing "Chocolate Rain" at the gaming table just to get it stuck in your head, so I can make a drinking game out of every time I see you hum or sing it to yourself. *Further, I do not move away from the gaming table to breathe.

228. There is no such thing as a "Vorpal" AK-47.
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Actually, that would be ^3 Damage if it's Base x Base x Base.  Otherwise x4 if x2+x2.

228. I will not turn down the GM when he asks me out, and then go out with his best friend...who is the party cleric.

229. All felines/canines/distracting or interrupting creatures of any kind (this includes children) will be forbidden from the gaming area.

230. I will not bring food that I know another player is allergic to, just so that I can have more for myself.

231. The group will not only bring the only soda that the GM hates, so that we don't have to share with him.
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232: I am no longer allowed to have a Deck of Many Things. Ever.

232A: If someone in the group happens to find a Deck of Many Things, I am not allowed to Wish the Deck into my hands.

232Aa: Nor Limited Wish.

232Ab: Nor a Genie's wish.

233:I am no longer allowed to use pornography to chose the appearance of all female NPC's
234: I am no longer allowed to use half elven hairdresser as my default suggestion for another persons character.
235: I am no longer allowed to fire on the NPC boss before he finishes his rant.
236: I am no longer allowed to use orphans from teh local temple as a substitute for the detect trap spell.
236b: or cats, loyal canine companions, naive NPC love interests etc..
237: I am no longer allowed to use "close enough to see you, far enough not to get hit too" as a reply to "where are you standing?".
238: I am no longer allowed to annoy the GM just to see if i can make her/him cry.
239: Obviously this extends to moderators as well.

240 I can no longer integrate the probability tables over a population to demonstrate the number of professionals in the field I am seeking to employ that the GM insists do not exist in that city.

241: I am not allowed near the table of random magical effects.
242: I am not allowed to provoke the T-rex. Even if it is a party member
243: I am not allowed to mock the GMs attempts at cooking
244: I am not allowed to bring feathers to the game
245: I will not jinx the GM's dice
246: I will not plot and plan with other players to hide all the GMs dice
247: I will not use the GMs bathroom break as 'PREEMPTIVE STRIKE PLOT TIME'

248) not allowed to call the local tavern with the painted wooden placard of an owl on it 'Hooters' or 'Woodies'

249. No powerbombing mooks into the baptismal fount.

250: Sway of mighty hips is not a real spell and I can not use it against male party members
251; I will not see how many male characters I can gender change through any means possible.

252: I till not talk about the origin of the species whilst playing DnD.
253; I will not talk like David Attenbrough during every monster encounter.
254: I will not take up professions which allow me to grizzly describe taking living things to pieces.

255: Not allowed to annoy, provoke, irritate or the like, PC/NPC's that play drug or alcohol dependent roles.
256: NOT allowed to encourage nor wager with people to play those roles at a LARP gathering especially if they like drugs and/or alcohol.

   Oh that second one was awesome!

257: Not permitted to irritate/torture the group by combining orange juice and spicy small goods and letting S.B.D. leg lifters go all night long.

   _{Silent But Deadly leg lifters = evil flatulence}

258: I am no longer permitted to LARP for 21 hours straight without break or sleep...... for reasons no one will explain to me.

259. I am not allowed to learn fire spells.....ever
260. If i do somehow gain the ability to control fire, i am not allowed to set everything on fire...especially the unconscious NPCs we're trying to rescue....or the bunnies....or the machines...or the entire 5 story underground bunker while we're still inside.
261. I am not allowed to attempt to manipulate the GM with weapon knowledge to try and get better weapons...no matter how gullible the GM
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262. I am not allowed to hide a dagger under my bug familiar's carapace so that when it inevitably dies I have an added reason to collect its corpse...VENGEANCE!

263. I am no longer allowed to steal the pants of the paladin...even when he leaves them behind during an ambush.

263A. I am not allowed to visit the brain dead paladin in the healer's quarters of the castle so that I can take his pants.

264. I am NOT allowed to play a gnome whose lifequest is to make Kender fly...with an entire party of Kender.

265. I will not feed drugs to innocent baby creatures to see 1) whether the white powder  was dangerous and 2) what it would do.
266. I will not attempt to feed drugs to the surviving innocent baby creatures in an effort to test the theory that the drugs force the creatures to evolve.
267. I am no longer allowed near the creatures without supervision.
268. I am no longer allowed to write University essays while RPG, especially when its the same subject as the GM, and i score better then them.
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269. Playing a gnome does not entitle me to giggle like mad 90% of the game.
170. I will not reverse gravity close to any form of latrine again. Ever.

271. I will not blast the new PC with a fireball just because he bursts in the door and says, "I'm here to help!"
272. Even if I did warn him first.