They found that the cap actually will curl in and cut off your toes, if you basically drop a car-weight from a height bumper-first on the toes.  Without the steel cap, this would have destroyed the toes completely, but under this scenario the toes were only cut off instead and (if the accident had been real) the toes could have been sewn back on.
I used to not really loot everything... until Living Greyhawk.  "Ok, after the 4-hour play session, the module is over and you all earn negative 20 gold."  "Wait, what?"  Next module: "I want the poor lifestyle where I roll in the dirt and have a -2 modifier to every social interaction and live on whatever food I can scrounge from the trash."  "Ok, now that the module is over, you only lost 3 gold total."  "Didn't I find anything to sell?"  "Well, you could sell that +1 magic weapon you found for 500 gold."  "It would cost me 2000 gold to replace it later!"  After that, we started looting everything.  "Oh, the hobgoblins are wearing dirty scraps?  We take them and use craft: sewing with mend and prestidigitation to get them back into salable condition!"

5594: Anything on this list: http://friendshipisdragons.the...eries.com/comics/344

In reply to Genghis the Hutt (msg # 2283):

AH, but there are so many Fun things to do on that list (and I got one of those artifact level portal devices to - works great for introducing new characters in to games, or loosing those that drop out)

So my players did this and for whatever reason i was thinking about it last night:

5595: (SR) I am no longer allowed to use control actions on someone to have them hand deliver sever kilos of plastic explosives on a timer into a building.

Was thinking of him and his thing about having Groots remains after he died. So in this instance he is sent a large collection of sticks as that is all that was left of his old body after the crash. (Baby Groot is cute though, they showed him in one of the adds the other day, dancing)

5596: In Shadowrun, I shall not create an entire opening scene with the intention of depicting as many people as possible peeling and eating bananas, no matter how hilarious it is to make an entire Yakuza owned club eat bananas.
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In reply to shinanai (msg # 2287):

I thought this one over and don't get it. Why are people eating banana's funny ?

You would have had to been there.  A dumpster full of peels.

Maybe they're making eye contact while doing it?

nope, still don't get it -

5597: I am no longer allowed to use the BoEF to create Giantborn Kender. No matter how amusing it would be.

5598: I am not allowed to use SoR to create a Half Nymph Swanmay Fire Elemental Savant and call her Fleur Delacour.

5599: I am not allowed to play a pair of redheaded Telepath-Wizards and call them Gred and Forge

5600: The Longbottom warcry is not "It's sodomy time!"

I see you don't understand the a-peel of the situation. :p

5601: Do not strap random glowing crystals to the barrel of your gun as a makeshift flashlight.

5602: Especially if they are The soul crystals of deceased Eldar war heros.

5603: Not knowing this IC is not an excuse.

5604: There is no martial arts maneuver called "Surprise Buttsex" and no, I cannot invent an entire martial art that is based on sodomy just so I can have that.
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In reply to shinanai (msg # 2295):

So, what kind of hand-to-gland martial art do you use?

It's a slippery topic.  Perhaps it needs to be split into a few more posts.

Truthfully many things, that many people find funny totally misses me.
I get humor, I like the Fluffy one and Jeff Dunham, but some of these written or situational jokes, like the one above, make no sense to me.

In reply to ShadoPrism (msg # 2298):

It's fruity humor, slightly bent.

In reply to ShadoPrism (msg # 2298):

I think the humor might be a bit more in the vein of Monty Python. If you can picture an entire crowd of people eating bananas in no rehearsed or otherwise pre-planned way and not think it's at least a little funny, you probably won't get it at all. But, if you then take that image and drop it as a description the GM is trying to give, being serious, maybe even adding in some drama... well, I think it's funny. But if pfarland is any gauge of the general response, this is just going to turn into a bunch of bad puns.

Monty Python is all bad puns and slap sticks (mostly slapping of sticks over anyone else's heads).
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In reply to HornetCorset (msg # 2300):

I was there in the game.  It was just one of those things that happen.  The game itself is serious, I keep my bad puns OOC.  Though I think yours was unintended.  A BUNCH of banana puns.

And y'all shouldn't be all yellow bellied about the puns.  Some may monkey around, some may even ape them.  One thing though, my puns are never plantain.

all this talk of banana's has me craving banana pudding, cake, splits... *drool*

Certainly not a desert of options.

Personally, I think you'd have to be crazy to write in a description like that, full blown gonzon, just plain bananas.

In reply to Genghis the Hutt (msg # 2305):

And that killed the banana cravings ...