Re: Over 9000 things I am no longer permitted to do in an RPG
6051) I am strictly forbidden to create a mindflayer bard for the express purpose of seeing how many monsters I can get to dance the poka.
6052), I am strictly forbidden to never quote the lines of “The Grand Panmelodium Polka” from the Difference Engine,
either paraphrased, in whole, or with modifications.
The Grand Panmelodium Polka
Oh! Sure the world is all run mad,
The lean, the fat, the old, the Rad,
All swear such pleasure they ne'er had,
As the Grand Panmelodium Polka.
First cock up your right leg so,
Balance on your left great toe,
Stamp your heels and off you go,
The Grand Panmelodium Polka.
Quadrilles and waltzes all give way,
Machine-made music bears the sway.
The chimney-sweeps on the first of May,
In London dance the Polka.
If a pretty girl you meet,
With sparkling eyes and rosy cheek,
She'll say, young man we'll have a treat,
If you can dance the Polka.
Professors swarm in every street,
To hear the Panmelodium sweet,
And every friend you chance to meet,
Asks if you dance the Polka.
And so the row-de-dow we dance,
And in short skirts and brass-heels prance,
Ladies won't you spare a glance,
For the boys what spin the Polka.
6053) I am forbidden to bring my accordion to any game in order to play the above, or any other song.
6054), I am forbidden to use the spell that creates a giant hand to make rude gestures, or sign to various players in sign language, those including that I and only one other player, who can speak sign language can work out schemes in advance. . I am forbidden also to use the same spell to try and disrupt the spells of apposing wizards by doing the same.
6055) I am no longer aloude to use psychic powers to make the dungeons monster set off traps hidden within the dungen, and thus making our path through said dungen easier.
6056) I am never to use the name Alan Bourdillion Traherne either as a character name, or in a backstory.