ShadoPrism
 member, 1146 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Mon 13 Nov 2017
at 19:11
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
The litter box is over full

Turned in to the Cat in litterbox

Can't escape the Smell of Cat Litter
jwneil
 member, 28 posts
Mon 13 Nov 2017
at 20:04
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
He thought the manbun was fashionable!
grimknight21
 member, 75 posts
Mon 13 Nov 2017
at 20:51
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
rpol down. data unrecoverable. all's lost.
ShootingStar
 member, 41 posts
 So very brief and bright;
 meteor and lifetime alike
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 00:17
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

* No one else here uses spellcheck.

* Everyone else here just adores fanfic.

* The lich must eat your face.

* Arriving in hell drenched in gas.

* Your ex is now your boss.

* Did you forget our anniversary again?
branmac
 member, 50 posts
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 01:32
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
The check is in the mail.
ShadoPrism
 member, 1147 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 03:37
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
In reply to branmac (msg # 53):

How is that scary ?
branmac
 member, 51 posts
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 12:38
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
In reply to ShadoPrism (msg # 54):

You have never waited on a check to make rent I take it?
ShadoPrism
 member, 1148 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 13:23
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
In reply to branmac (msg # 55):

nope, but then my checks are all Direct Deposit and pretty standard pay period.
Tyr Hawk
 member, 336 posts
 You know that one guy?
 Yeah, that's me.
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 16:40
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
ShadoPrism:
...my checks are all Direct Deposit and pretty standard pay period.

And some of your six-word stories are seven words long. :P #ShadoPrivilege

ShadoPrism:
Turned in to the Cat in litterbox

Can't escape the Smell of Cat Litter



Already ate dinner. Wallet at home.

Wrong. Two plus two equals five.

Nobody knows the trouble I've eaten.

The monkey is in the laundry.

"And who are YOU?" I'm Death.
praguepride
 member, 1217 posts
 "Hugs for the Hugs God!"
 - Warhammer Fluffy-K
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:04
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Big Brother is always watching you...
ShadoPrism
 member, 1149 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:09
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
In reply to Tyr Hawk (msg # 57):

Little connecting words are a terror to a writer (I forgot what they are called).
Manticore
 member, 430 posts
 Cthulhu gamed with me
 HE lost 2d6 SAN points
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:12
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Voozy drinks everybody. Digestion is eternity.
Tyr Hawk
 member, 337 posts
 You know that one guy?
 Yeah, that's me.
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 14:50
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
ShadoPrism:
Little connecting words are a terror to a writer (I forgot what they are called).

Conjunctions, perhaps? (and, but, if, etc.)
praguepride
 member, 1218 posts
 "Hugs for the Hugs God!"
 - Warhammer Fluffy-K
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:11
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
http://www.grammar.cl/rules/pa...peech-in-english.gif
horus
 member, 318 posts
 Wayfarer of the
 Western Wastes
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:38
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
praguepride:
http://www.grammar.cl/rules/pa...peech-in-english.gif

I think they left a few things out:  gerund (verb used as a noun), definite article (a, an, the), participle (essentially a non-finite verb).  I'm thinking there might be more, but can't recall off the top of my foggy noggin.

Obligatory on-topic content can be scary.  Let's see now...

Not that switch!  Turn that off!

Let me just reverse the flow...

10 miles to Rl'yeh exit.

Death is but an open door.

This message was lightly edited by the user at 14:38, Thu 16 Nov.

Starchaser
 member, 477 posts
 GMT+0
 Posts Monday-Friday
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:45
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
For the fellow Brits amoungst us:-

Have you been miss sold PPI?
jait
 member, 378 posts
Fri 17 Nov 2017
at 10:36
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
You didn't know you were pregnant?
Yaztromo
 member, 112 posts
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 01:09
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
We will quickly clarify this misunderstanding.
ShadoPrism
 member, 1150 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 02:44
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Life is an Illusion. Death Reality.
Yaztromo
 member, 114 posts
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 02:45
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
I thought you always wanted this.
praguepride
 member, 1220 posts
 "Hugs for the Hugs God!"
 - Warhammer Fluffy-K
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 05:21
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
jait:
You didn't know you were pregnant?


Now I am pregnant with darkness.

Game of Thrones Season 8: Canceled.

This message was last edited by the user at 05:23, Mon 20 Nov.

jaberwok
 member, 218 posts
 Twas brillig & the slithy
 toves did gyre and gimbal
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 05:34
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
"We can't detect your child's heartbeat."

"It's not cancer; it's something worse."
Yaztromo
 member, 115 posts
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 21:51
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
We need to repeat your bloodcheck
Togashi Kenshin
 member, 38 posts
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 22:06
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
My late wife came home again.

Dead heroes save many living cowards.

Our weapons are useless, cannot retreat.

Please never come back home Son.

Live fast, die young, nothing afterward.
Feyda
 member, 1093 posts
 30 yrs old female
 Give Peace a Chance.
Tue 21 Nov 2017
at 01:53
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Have you seen my pet candiru?