Mesa here !  Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks !

Your heart is on the scales!

It burns! The cruel morning sun!

Ia! Manifest not in that form!

Is there, in truth, no chocolate?

I prefer the ones that wiggle.

Her eyes reflected the fiery inferno.

It had no feet, only charring.

Its limbs were all on backwards.

Someone was at the penthouse window.

Greedily he inhaled the toxic fumes.

"My father in law wears mankinis."

Adam and Eve, you must leave.

It's OK. I'll be right back.

It was only a little infected.

You are only a little pregnant.

You will experience some slight discomfort.

Warden, the drug cocktail isn't working!

Audit Warning letter from the IRS.
This message was last edited by the user at 22:29, Wed 08 Nov 2017.

Works aside from some unpredictable difficulties.

- I swear that is what Elevator companies were saying coming up to the year 2000 computer worries.
This message was last edited by the user at 23:35, Wed 08 Nov 2017.

In the end, you still die.

Clear the beach! Up the shingle!

Living was easy, afterlife is hard.

Let's sell tickets to the massacre.

A tale of six word stories told as six six word stories.




Also...

They mostly come at night. Mostly <--- Aliens!

My shadow has some creepy ideas.

God left and never came back.

It sang the song of death.

It's mouth came off and charged.

The voices said to do it.

It's time lads, over the top!

The evidence all pointed to me.

The hardest part? Burying the body.

She was dead. She said so.


And the oldest are always best:

Grandma, what big teeth you have!

Go into the basement! It's safe!
This message was last edited by the user at 16:08, Mon 13 Nov 2017.

The litter box is over full

Turned in to the Cat in litterbox

Can't escape the Smell of Cat Litter

He thought the manbun was fashionable!

rpol down. data unrecoverable. all's lost.

* No one else here uses spellcheck.

* Everyone else here just adores fanfic.

* The lich must eat your face.

* Arriving in hell drenched in gas.

* Your ex is now your boss.

* Did you forget our anniversary again?

The check is in the mail.

In reply to branmac (msg # 53):

How is that scary ?

In reply to ShadoPrism (msg # 54):

You have never waited on a check to make rent I take it?

In reply to branmac (msg # 55):

nope, but then my checks are all Direct Deposit and pretty standard pay period.