ShadoPrism:
...my checks are all Direct Deposit and pretty standard pay period.
And some of your six-word stories are seven words long. :P #ShadoPrivilege
ShadoPrism:
Turned in to the Cat in litterbox
Can't escape the Smell of Cat Litter
Already ate dinner. Wallet at home.
Wrong. Two plus two equals five.
Nobody knows the trouble I've eaten.
The monkey is in the laundry.
"And who are YOU?"
I'm Death.