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Six-Word Scary Stories.

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Tyr Hawk
member, 336 posts
You know that one guy?
Yeah, that's me.
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 16:40
  • msg #57

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

ShadoPrism:
...my checks are all Direct Deposit and pretty standard pay period.

And some of your six-word stories are seven words long. :P #ShadoPrivilege

ShadoPrism:
Turned in to the Cat in litterbox

Can't escape the Smell of Cat Litter



Already ate dinner. Wallet at home.

Wrong. Two plus two equals five.

Nobody knows the trouble I've eaten.

The monkey is in the laundry.

"And who are YOU?" I'm Death.
praguepride
member, 1217 posts
"Hugs for the Hugs God!"
- Warhammer Fluffy-K
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:04
  • msg #58

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Big Brother is always watching you...
ShadoPrism
member, 1149 posts
OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
Gamer-Disorder
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:09
  • msg #59

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

In reply to Tyr Hawk (msg # 57):

Little connecting words are a terror to a writer (I forgot what they are called).
Manticore
member, 430 posts
Cthulhu gamed with me
HE lost 2d6 SAN points
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:12
  • msg #60

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Voozy drinks everybody. Digestion is eternity.
Tyr Hawk
member, 337 posts
You know that one guy?
Yeah, that's me.
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 14:50
  • msg #61

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

ShadoPrism:
Little connecting words are a terror to a writer (I forgot what they are called).

Conjunctions, perhaps? (and, but, if, etc.)
praguepride
member, 1218 posts
"Hugs for the Hugs God!"
- Warhammer Fluffy-K
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:11
  • msg #62

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

horus
member, 318 posts
Wayfarer of the
Western Wastes
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:38
  • msg #63

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories


I think they left a few things out:  gerund (verb used as a noun), definite article (a, an, the), participle (essentially a non-finite verb).  I'm thinking there might be more, but can't recall off the top of my foggy noggin.

Obligatory on-topic content can be scary.  Let's see now...

Not that switch!  Turn that off!

Let me just reverse the flow...

10 miles to Rl'yeh exit.

Death is but an open door.
This message was lightly edited by the user at 14:38, Thu 16 Nov 2017.
Starchaser
member, 477 posts
GMT+0
Posts Monday-Friday
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:45
  • msg #64

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

For the fellow Brits amoungst us:-

Have you been miss sold PPI?
jait
member, 378 posts
Fri 17 Nov 2017
at 10:36
  • msg #65

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

You didn't know you were pregnant?
Yaztromo
member, 112 posts
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 01:09
  • msg #66

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

We will quickly clarify this misunderstanding.
ShadoPrism
member, 1150 posts
OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
Gamer-Disorder
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 02:44
  • msg #67

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Life is an Illusion. Death Reality.
Yaztromo
member, 114 posts
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 02:45
  • msg #68

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

I thought you always wanted this.
praguepride
member, 1220 posts
"Hugs for the Hugs God!"
- Warhammer Fluffy-K
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 05:21
  • msg #69

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

jait:
You didn't know you were pregnant?


Now I am pregnant with darkness.

Game of Thrones Season 8: Canceled.
This message was last edited by the user at 05:23, Mon 20 Nov 2017.
jaberwok
member, 218 posts
Twas brillig & the slithy
toves did gyre and gimbal
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 05:34
  • msg #70

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

"We can't detect your child's heartbeat."

"It's not cancer; it's something worse."
Yaztromo
member, 115 posts
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 21:51
  • msg #71

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

We need to repeat your bloodcheck
Togashi Kenshin
member, 38 posts
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 22:06
  • msg #72

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

My late wife came home again.

Dead heroes save many living cowards.

Our weapons are useless, cannot retreat.

Please never come back home Son.

Live fast, die young, nothing afterward.
Feyda
member, 1093 posts
30 yrs old female
Give Peace a Chance.
Tue 21 Nov 2017
at 01:53
  • msg #73

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Have you seen my pet candiru?
Brygun
member, 2017 posts
RPG since 1982
Author & Inspiration
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 15:11
  • msg #74

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

You are the replacement PIAT gunner.
Yaztromo
member, 121 posts
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 18:14
  • msg #75

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

This looks like a tarantula bite.
ShadoPrism
member, 1153 posts
OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
Gamer-Disorder
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 18:43
  • msg #76

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Time of Zombies: Black Friday Sales!
Togashi Kenshin
member, 39 posts
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 18:58
  • msg #77

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

They look like monsters to you?

(A classic line from a classic game)
CrazyIvan777
member, 217 posts
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 19:03
  • msg #78

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Do not worry. No one is screaming.


My son's eyes don't taste right.



It's far too advanced for surgery.
V_V
member, 646 posts
You can call me V, just V
Life; a journey made once
Mon 27 Nov 2017
at 06:00
  • msg #79

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Gross
People lick too, just like dogs

The dentist said he found parasites

Roaches crawling on my face tickles

Sobering
One day you too will die


Disturbing
These razors blades are for you

We found someone in your attic

I built a shrine of you!

I like ripping out dolls' eyes

That's where babies go to die

Jon laughed. So I killed him.

I love lethal car crash photos!

Emotionally difficult
What do you mean, "Goodbye Forever"?

Hello, I'll be your euthanasia administer

Fibrodysplasia? Your tissue turns to bone.
Enchanted_breeze
member, 184 posts
Punching at shadows
and screaming at echos.
Tue 28 Nov 2017
at 12:08
  • msg #80

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

Where am I? Who are you?
phoenix9lives
member, 951 posts
GENE POLICE!  YOU!
GET OUTTA THE POOL!
Tue 28 Nov 2017
at 12:32
  • msg #81

Re: Six-Word Scary Stories

You will never get out alive.
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