Tyr Hawk
 member, 336 posts
 You know that one guy?
 Yeah, that's me.
Tue 14 Nov 2017
at 16:40
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
ShadoPrism:
...my checks are all Direct Deposit and pretty standard pay period.

And some of your six-word stories are seven words long. :P #ShadoPrivilege

ShadoPrism:
Turned in to the Cat in litterbox

Can't escape the Smell of Cat Litter



Already ate dinner. Wallet at home.

Wrong. Two plus two equals five.

Nobody knows the trouble I've eaten.

The monkey is in the laundry.

"And who are YOU?" I'm Death.
praguepride
 member, 1217 posts
 "Hugs for the Hugs God!"
 - Warhammer Fluffy-K
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:04
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Big Brother is always watching you...
ShadoPrism
 member, 1149 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:09
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
In reply to Tyr Hawk (msg # 57):

Little connecting words are a terror to a writer (I forgot what they are called).
Manticore
 member, 430 posts
 Cthulhu gamed with me
 HE lost 2d6 SAN points
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 05:12
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Voozy drinks everybody. Digestion is eternity.
Tyr Hawk
 member, 337 posts
 You know that one guy?
 Yeah, that's me.
Wed 15 Nov 2017
at 14:50
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
ShadoPrism:
Little connecting words are a terror to a writer (I forgot what they are called).

Conjunctions, perhaps? (and, but, if, etc.)
praguepride
 member, 1218 posts
 "Hugs for the Hugs God!"
 - Warhammer Fluffy-K
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:11
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
http://www.grammar.cl/rules/pa...peech-in-english.gif
horus
 member, 318 posts
 Wayfarer of the
 Western Wastes
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:38
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
praguepride:
http://www.grammar.cl/rules/pa...peech-in-english.gif

I think they left a few things out:  gerund (verb used as a noun), definite article (a, an, the), participle (essentially a non-finite verb).  I'm thinking there might be more, but can't recall off the top of my foggy noggin.

Obligatory on-topic content can be scary.  Let's see now...

Not that switch!  Turn that off!

Let me just reverse the flow...

10 miles to Rl'yeh exit.

Death is but an open door.

This message was lightly edited by the user at 14:38, Thu 16 Nov.

Starchaser
 member, 477 posts
 GMT+0
 Posts Monday-Friday
Thu 16 Nov 2017
at 14:45
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
For the fellow Brits amoungst us:-

Have you been miss sold PPI?
jait
 member, 378 posts
Fri 17 Nov 2017
at 10:36
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
You didn't know you were pregnant?
Yaztromo
 member, 112 posts
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 01:09
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
We will quickly clarify this misunderstanding.
ShadoPrism
 member, 1150 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 02:44
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Life is an Illusion. Death Reality.
Yaztromo
 member, 114 posts
Sat 18 Nov 2017
at 02:45
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
I thought you always wanted this.
praguepride
 member, 1220 posts
 "Hugs for the Hugs God!"
 - Warhammer Fluffy-K
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 05:21
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
jait:
You didn't know you were pregnant?


Now I am pregnant with darkness.

Game of Thrones Season 8: Canceled.

This message was last edited by the user at 05:23, Mon 20 Nov.

jaberwok
 member, 218 posts
 Twas brillig & the slithy
 toves did gyre and gimbal
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 05:34
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
"We can't detect your child's heartbeat."

"It's not cancer; it's something worse."
Yaztromo
 member, 115 posts
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 21:51
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
We need to repeat your bloodcheck
Togashi Kenshin
 member, 38 posts
Mon 20 Nov 2017
at 22:06
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
My late wife came home again.

Dead heroes save many living cowards.

Our weapons are useless, cannot retreat.

Please never come back home Son.

Live fast, die young, nothing afterward.
Feyda
 member, 1093 posts
 30 yrs old female
 Give Peace a Chance.
Tue 21 Nov 2017
at 01:53
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Have you seen my pet candiru?
Brygun
 member, 2017 posts
 RPG since 1982
 Author & Inspiration
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 15:11
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
You are the replacement PIAT gunner.
Yaztromo
 member, 121 posts
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 18:14
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
This looks like a tarantula bite.
ShadoPrism
 member, 1153 posts
 OCGD-Obsessive-Compulsive
 Gamer-Disorder
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 18:43
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Time of Zombies: Black Friday Sales!
Togashi Kenshin
 member, 39 posts
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 18:58
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
They look like monsters to you?

(A classic line from a classic game)
CrazyIvan777
 member, 217 posts
Sun 26 Nov 2017
at 19:03
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Do not worry. No one is screaming.


My son's eyes don't taste right.



It's far too advanced for surgery.
V_V
 member, 646 posts
 You can call me V, just V
 Life; a journey made once
Mon 27 Nov 2017
at 06:00
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Gross
People lick too, just like dogs

The dentist said he found parasites

Roaches crawling on my face tickles

Sobering
One day you too will die


Disturbing
These razors blades are for you

We found someone in your attic

I built a shrine of you!

I like ripping out dolls' eyes

That's where babies go to die

Jon laughed. So I killed him.

I love lethal car crash photos!

Emotionally difficult
What do you mean, "Goodbye Forever"?

Hello, I'll be your euthanasia administer

Fibrodysplasia? Your tissue turns to bone.
Enchanted_breeze
 member, 184 posts
 Punching at shadows
 and screaming at echos.
Tue 28 Nov 2017
at 12:08
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
Where am I? Who are you?
phoenix9lives
 member, 951 posts
 GENE POLICE!  YOU!
 GET OUTTA THE POOL!
Tue 28 Nov 2017
at 12:32
Re: Six-Word Scary Stories
You will never get out alive.