betrayed by fashion
(i had to google that, which normally would make me bored, but that made me laugh, maybe a little sadistically :P)

superman

"Mother of Mercy-- Is this the end of Kal-El?"

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The Count from Sesame Street

"One! One beautiful sunrise!"

Count Chocula

just one more caramilk creme egg... oh god... my stomach just exploded. GUAHHH!

Me?

If only I had posted in ASWoT more!

Chuck Norris

I will always be a boss

rpol.net?

Sorry, we ran out of money.

FourLegged

WADDYA MEAN THE WORLD IS OUTTA EUCALYPTUS? WATTAR WE GOONA EATT??

or

Broke all four legs



Eric Cartman (im watching the whole 21 seasons and nothing will stop me!)

DAMMMIT KYLE!

The Blair Witch

killed by Hollywoods tendency for shitty unnecessary sequels

gangnam style

Oops, I did it again...eek wrong line.

Donald Trump

I have the best health in the world, no one has better half than----

Clark Kent (Superman)

"Kryptonite, Shmyptonite."

Batman

Was too rich for his own good and got eaten by the impoverished masses.

The Hulk

(FYI this is for posting their last quotes before they die.)

"You wouldn't like me when I'm happy."

Spongebob Squarepants

"I dunno Mr. Krabs, that sounds a lot like suicide bombing to me and not like frycooking..."

Pepe the Frog

"This will be the last meme I ever do."

(Have to admit, I had to look that one up.)

Angry Cat

"meowww" *dies* (probably)

(now im sad , i like cats frick)



Will Smith

You are one ugly alien.

Captain Crunch

Ahoy, bowl ho! We be sailin' to the spoon now laddies! Reddy up you scallywags! We be crestin' the the pearly teeth in the sky now! Yarr har har!

Tony the Tiger

I'm going to expand my spokesperson gig to include Kellogg's Poison Flakes. They're GRRREAT! *falls to ground*

Toucan Sam

Oh boy, this is gunna be a great trip from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing! I cannot wait to spread the joy of Froot Loops to people all across the glo--!

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John Mulaney

I like this :)

(tsk tsk you ignored the thread rules)

"I'm a little fat girl" (john mulaney)

Dracula

I don't have a sweet tooth.

Dracula