In this game, someone asks what the famous last words were for a certain famous individual. The next person then answers with what he or she thinks would be that person's last words and then asks the famous last words of another famous person. For instance:

Timewaster #1: What were Charlie Brown's famous last words?

Timewaster #2: Good Grief (or possibly AAUUUUUuuuuugghhhhh!!!!!)

What were Sigfried and Roy's famous last words?

Timewaster #3: Down Kitty! I said Down!
What were Winston Churchill's last words?

Answer can be real or fictional and the people don't even necessarily have to be dead. Now you try...

What were Elvis Presley's famous last words?
This message was last edited by the GM at 00:15, Thu 28 Apr 2011.

I'm the king... what do you mean a dragon and a doulos are going to battle over my place as king... what is a doulos...  AHHHHHHHH

Doulos

Gnomes stand in the Garden and, oh yeah my owners mowinahgkrha... Wrr wrr wrr

Yoss

They wouldn't close this place down.

Cody Coriva

Cody Coriva
It's warm.

the doom guy

My voice is worn out.



Golden Flea

What do you mean they gave the dog a flea collar!?

Dragon

"Ha you couldn't kill me if you tried little Hobbit!"

Stephen King

"No!  No!  You aren't supposed to be real!  I made you up to scare....AAAHHHH!!"

Sam Walton (the creator/founder/whatever of Wal-Mart)

Whoa, war with China? Who woulda thought...

Dragon

*belch*  I shouldn't have eaten all that chocolate.

Oscar De La Hoya

Hello Rocky!

Dubya

This vote gives me a man-date.

Bill Clinton

Hello, ladies!  ...Hillary!  What are you doing here?

The Green Giant

What do you mean kids need to eat their greens???  I'm not a...

Hungary kids...

People should have paid attention to our country's name and given us food!

the French

Ooh, look, Germany!

the communists
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The people will never revolt...

A mob

We's didn't muyder them there people officers.  We swears!

Batman

"Open the Batcave Alfred, I'm coming in with no brakes....Alfred?!?"

Peter Pan

*At age 83*  "I'll never grow-up!"

Aladdin

ha! Swords, bullets whats the dif-

Kimg Jong Il

Onry undel my lure can we conquel the wolrd!

Esplin 9466

Cool! A slug!

James dean

Do you think the end of the world will come at nighttime?

Captain Mackenzie Calhoun

Super nova!!!!!

J. K. Rowling

What do you mean, peaple are tired of Harry Potter?!?

JRR Tolkien

*hack hack* I hate this Smog!

V. Putin

What do you mean, I'm not the best at Judo?

Bruce Lee

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

The Taco Bell dog

Yo quierro Beano!

The Incredible Hulk

Hulk get smashed!

Ronald Mc Donald

I believe in magic!

Shaq

Shazam! ((Anyone remember that HORRIBLE movie?))

The Genie (Aladdin)

You ain't never had a friend like me!

Abu (monkey from Alladin)

"Squeak?"


Wicked Witch of the West

[expected, I know]
I'm melting!

Santa

Ho HO HO Merry Christmas (Thats when he comes to my house)

Bill Gates

Steve jobs is my brother? What, Noooooo!


Monty Python

I don't kno-AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh............

Dr. Seuss

I love green eggs and ham.

Popeye

If only I had had a canopener...

Chef Boyardee

"The whole E. Coli thing is nonsense, people!"

Brittany Spears

Oops! i've done it aga---

Lil Mikey (from hey! mikey likes it!)

"I have a confession to make... I didn't like it."

Eminem

im ^not the real slim shaddy.


Sawyer (from LOST)

POOLS CLOSED
-Unnamed /b/tard

Huh? (You're supposed to give a name.)

Samineru

~desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesud

The Man in the Big Yellow Hat

Hey! My hat! *as he chases his hat into any number of dangerous situations*

Steven Spielberg
This message was last edited by the player at 00:58, Tue 06 Feb 2007.

Mel Gibson wants to make a movie with me?  Sure!


John Lee Hooker

Ain't your daughter a cutie?

Muhammad Ali

Vixcis, you can't vote for yourself as the best post of them month....ARGHHH!! it burns!!! NOOOOO!!!

-those that don't support Vixcis as best post of the month

Ummm... I believe that someone might not know how to play this game.  I'm afraid that it might be me.
This message was last edited by the GM at 22:48, Mon 12 Feb 2007.

Shall we start again?

Darth Vader

I am your fodder.

R2D2...

Beedeee beedeee beedee (translation: That robot "tweaky" sucked circuts)

Buck Rogers

Wait, who am I again?

Emily Dickinson

Must finish.... another... book...

Zuldan

I drank what?!

—Socrates

"I doubt very much that those politicians are a dangerous lot."

Plato

"I told you I was sick!!"

On a tombstone

"I told you I would get the last wor...."

I told you to bury me in a pine box, now you are broke!!

It appears we've somehow got a bit off track...

Donny Osmond

Teen fans aren't dangerous.


Crocodile Dundee

CRICKEY!


Ichigo Kurasaki (Bleach Anime)

What a magnificent creature, he's as docile as argh...



Steve Irwin (yes I know... poor taste.)

What do you mean the voters are angry?

-George Walker bush

I think he did it like this.....

-Me

Watch this!

-Me

Hey! Hey! guy loo! Hey!k I made my check to disbelive in myself *dork giggle*

-Gary Gygax

Please read the rules before you post.

Germ Ant

I can beat the record for Chubby Bunny

- Random Carnival Attender.

Tech:Please, read the rules.  The person who last posted tell you who to post about.  You post the famous last words of the person in the post before you.  You then leave a name for the next person to use.

Germ Ant

K people, I'm here and I'm gonna break the rules, which I did read, but I don't have much time.

Top three fucks of all time.

1) That's not a real fucking gun. - John Lennon.
2) Where's all that fuckin' water coming from? - The Captain of the Titanic.
3) I thought I could smell fuckin' petrol. - Ayrton Senna.

Sorry for abandoning all my threads like I did a while back but if you read the lounge you'll know why. I'll be back.

Is this game dead?

Germ Ant - I can't die!  Watch!

Cody

"K people, I'm here and I'm gonna break the rules, which I did read, but I don't have much time."

-Bill

(Doulos, you were supposed to put the last words of Cody)

Doulos

Ah! Octopus! Help, it's eating me!

David Beckham

Why's my gun jammed?

Ganster

Who knew spiderman's webs were acidic?

Spiderman

"Doc Oc's claws aren't THAT strong."

Slim Shady

"I can hold my breath."


Doc Oc

Wa'chiss!

the last words of a DareDevil Redneck(no offense intended)

All that, And the camera wasn't even on?



A turtle from a Mario game.

I'll get you this time, strange little man...

Johnny Depp

I thought it was a prop!


Silver Surfer

Uh oh... powers... wearing... off... can't breath *cough splutter*


Mozart

Yes Franz, I'll finish this if it's the last thing I do.

Elliot Ness

The mob can't touch me.


Al Capone

You'll never take me alive.

Silent Bob

...


Steven Colbert

Wait, I said something funny?  *Head explodes*


Lead singer from kiss

Laaaaaaaaa Elllllllllll La La La La


Richard Simmons

Give me a hug!

Doulos

What do you mean it's not a squid?

Cody Coriva

*glug glug* Hmm... this milk tastes suspiciously of... *urk*

Fourlegged

"No, Vixcis!  Nooooo!!!"

Andy Rooney

I really did mean what I said.

50 cent

I'm bulletproof!

Kratos (God Of War)

I have not lost in this game for weeks.  I just need to beat this last unranked guy to become the #1 player in the world!

- Random Video Game Player

NOOB!

Noob

You're not gonna shoot yourself.

One half of a Split personality.

I like the cookies.


The other half of a split personality.

High Five!

Exploding hand man

ow

Shakespear

Yay! I'm back with Golem!!

The One Ring

You don't want to cast me in there.  Think of the fun we could have!

Samwise Gamgee

"What am I doing just outside Master Frodo's window in the middle of the night? I'm just working in the garden.  Where are my pants?  Well..."


Sam Rockwell

But what does that matter?

He who must not be named

How could I have caught paramyxovirus?

Stewart Gilligan Griffin

Broccoli... victorious... at last...

Lois Griffin

I wish my show was showing in Serbia.

Christopher Reeve.

"I am super-man... I ain't afraid of nothin!"

William Shakespeare

I have a driver's licence.

Michael Schumacher

Does anyone know where I left my keys?

Victoria Beckham

I'm straight, honest.

David Beckham

She's straight, honest.

Calculon

Eeeeeeeek.

FourLegged

OOC> I messed up the rules in my head. Sorry.

OOC>I kinda figured.

FourLegged

Eeeeeek.


Tzuppy

I'm not afraid of a cow!


Scooby Doo

Let me out of here!!!
(If I remember correctly)

Ms. Brill

I'm invited to a barbecue and I'm the guest of honor?!

C. Montgomery Burns

Excellent.

Apu

Thank you, come again.

Attila the Hun

Ildigo, you bitch.

Brutus

Do we have any dressing to go with this Caesar Salad?

A Blind man(truely blind with no eyes)

I wander what this button is for.

Esmeralda (from the telenovelle of the same name)

What do you have against gypsies?

Jabba the Hutt

Look a car

Pluto

Woof. Aiiiiiikkk...


Agro the Slayer

"I am invicible!"

Heath

It was cold.

Dragon

Hey, George, what's up?

A wise guy

Yeah well at least I'm not ugly!

FourLegged

This is the last of earth! I am content.
~~ John Quincy Adams, US President, d. February 21, 1848

OOC: I think we strayed from the rules again.  The person before lists a person and the person after types last words for them, then lists someone else.

Montezuma

Of course the water is safe.

Groucho Marx

Do I look like a communist?

James T. Kirk

Kissing this new crazy alien race's females won't kill me!

Jean-Luc Picard

Seriously Ensign, I don't need a seatbelt for my new chair!

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See the alternate ending sequence of Star Trek: Nemesis for the bridge scene with "Advice for the New First Officer"

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Darth Vader

You should never underestimate the power of...fruitloops.

Dr. Phil

"Sometimes you make the right decision...sometimes..."


Hillary Clinton

"You shouldn't have survived that fall!"

-Anon

"That mole always has wierd hair growing out of it."

Corporal Klinger

(Reminder to those who may not remember; you post a quote for the person in the previous post.  In my case, I make a "famous last words" post for Corporal Klinger, since that's who Doulos passed to me.  Then, you post a name for the person who will come after you.)

"What do you mean I'm not crazy?"

Queen Bavmorda

Defeated by a tweerp named after a tree... I can't live with this shame!


Brave Sir Robin

But I ran awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Marvin the Martian

"They have set us up the bomb!"

-Can't remember.

I'm pretty sure you did that wrong, PIA.  You were supposed to give the next person someone who they were supposed to then make up some last words for.

In reply to Kendrah (msg #154):

In't that lovely?

Jack O'Niell (from SG-1)

THE UNIVERSE IS MINE TO COMMAND! TO CONTROLLLL!!!

-Jafar, Aladdin

I still think you aren't getting the hang of this, PIA...

I still think you aren't getting the hang of this, PIA...

-Kendra

::slams her head against the wall::  Will someone please explain the game to PIA?

I won't listen...

You don't usually.  Why is that, though?  Are you just a troll that has evolved to be aquatic?

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>.>
<.<

What d'you know 'bout that?

Fine, moving on with things.

"This is why I shouldn't take suicide missions while depressed."

Yea, I know nothing of Stargate, so this was a really bad one.  Forgive.

Data.

which data?  i can remember datas from multiple stories/movies/games.

be specific

(and yes, i read the beggining. i got it now.

I am going to hook up to that alien computer and access their data banks.

R. A. Salvatore

Of course the angry mob will like this new potty humor joke in Family Guy!

(I read the rules!)

Diablo

Hey...how did you find me? You have made it through ALL the levels? Sheesh!

The Joker from Batman!

CUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSSSSE  YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUU  RRRROOOOOBIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!
(that was easy)

Strongbad

This will be my last...*gasp* email!

Where did all my viewers go?


Captain Planet.

"By YOUR powers combined, I am dead!"


Onslaught

Who?

"Who'da thunk it?"
(assuming you meant the Psychic Villain from marvel comics.  Thank you Google!)

Stan Lee
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"when I get back... you're gonna get it"

In reply to EmeraldS (msg #176):

And the next person is?

oh my bad.

Robin Williams.

Goooooood Night Vietnam

The Vlasic pickle stork

"this Crunch isn't so loud! *dies*"


Gary Coleman

"Whatchu talkin' 'bout Reaper?"

Jeff Dunham

In the words of Peanut...

I am Jeff DONE ham!

kion post a new person to quote

Oh, sorry!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist!

Stupid timer!

G.I. Joe

good lord! is that a toy dragon!?

cap'n crunch

No wait...you're not supposed to crunch-atize me!!

Snoopy

. . .


Lucky Charms Man!

YOU'LL NEVER GET MY MARSHMALLOWS!!!

Chowder

TUM TUM IS HUNGRY!!!

EmeraldS

EmeraldS Evil Entropy Expired... (3 pages later) ...Eventually!

Santa Clause

"Ho ho ho!"

Sid the sloth

*to a large carnivore* Excuse me sir, but that, is in fact, my spot.


Captain Nemo

"I am captain nemo!"

PIA

I'm actually a 70 year old man looking for YOUR address.

I would totally be killed for that.  LOL.

Vixcis

PS What IS your address btw? =P

(4280 Jackson Ave, come find me)

"grarrrgh! I am vixcis!"

Wing Zero?

Wing Zero? Do you mean something actually titled Wing Zero or Wing Gundam Zero?

and why is that a question?

Because I looked it up and there were two different things I saw. I would have gone on with it, but I don't know which one you're talking about.

What's the current person needing last words?  Nika, you always tend to confuse me.  A lot. ><

I'll just post a new one.  even though I was responding to EmeraldS

Dr. Feelgood

What do you mean that didn't feel good?

The Pizza Delivery guy.

Its customary to tip, you know.

The lifeguard.

g
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     g
      l
       u
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         g
          l
           u
            b

Michael Phelps

I can hold my breath underwater longer than you can!



Nathan Petrelli

But, I really CAN fly!!

Gov. Sarah Palin

No, I'M Brian!!!"

Michael Palin

I'd like some spam for my last meal please!

Eric Idle

Message for you sir!

The Black Beast of Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhh.....

Nooooo!   Terry!  Don't die on me now!

Goliath

I SMASH YOU!

Tinkerbell

Just admit it Peter.  I'm a fairy, you're a fairy...  We're perfect for each other.

Captain Obvious

"Look! A boulder!"


Superman

why is that bullet glowing green?

Kion

Avenge me Zeldi!

Adrian Monk

I finally conquered my paranoia!

Han Solo (this should be interesting, if anyone's even willing to kill him off...)

I got a bad feeling about this...

Indiana Jones

(good one!)

I TOLD you, DON'T call me Junior!

Aladdin

I wish I were dead....  NO WAIT!!

The Genie of the lamp

"I can taste key lime pie"

-Sir Manpower after being shot in the eye with an arrow

That hurt!

President Bush (last words in office on the last day in office)

Wait...what?

missed the first post did you? you say a line responding to the person above, then leave a line for the next person to respond toof a name of someone, therefore my last line someone needs to think up a last words for President Bush

yeah :( You know, for a site like this there's a lot of rules to follow!
This message was last edited by the player at 23:45, Tue 14 Oct 2008.

Aww shucks.  I jus' figgered it out too!


Soulja Boy

Supaman that building!


Steve Jobs

"I thought the iGun would change the world for the better..."

Dick Cheney

George, what are you doing?


Master Chief

"......"  (in space, no one can even hear master chief)

Santa Claus

HO HO OWW!

Penn and Teller (well, I guess just Penn really...)
This message was last edited by the player at 13:22, Tue 28 Oct 2008.

"Now as you can see, the NRA is Bull..." (repeated gunfire)


Tony the Tiger

"Thaaat's grrrrREAT!!!!" (Falls over dead from being in Nirvana)

Uncle Sam

You... were all I ever wanted *cough*

Tay Zonday

I am SICK of this damn chocolate rain!


Ivan the Terrible

What do you mean I taste funny?

A drunk hunter

Hunter: Its wabbit season!
bugs: No, its hunter season!
Hunter: Wabbit season!
bugs: hunter season!
Hunter: Wabbit season!
bugs: hunter season!
Hunter: Wabbit season!
bugs: hunter season!
Hunter: Wabbit season!

bugs: Wabbit season!
Hunter: hunter season... gosh dawn it!




captain america

"Woah!"

- Falling through pit trap

You need give us hte name of the next person for last words

For example:

PIA

Is that Chuck Norris?

Charles Barkley

"Huh, what bus? I don't see a..."


George Washington

"I was only outside without my coat for a minute..."

George Washington Carver

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"What do you mean, 'allergic'?"

Forrest Gump

Bomb Technician 1 : Cut the red wire!

Bomb Technician 2 : Hey, did the flashlight just run out of power?

Civilian: *walks in* Hey, what's that beeping?

- Shortly before it exploded.

"There's something crunchy in my enchilada."

- While eating glass

Ok, here's the format people


"last words of the person you listed above you"


Name of the next person for the "last words" for the following post.

Captain Dan - I told you you couldnt beat that train.

Forrest Gump - **it happens.

Donald Duck

Donald: Mathemagic land? Whats that?

Deep Voiced Spirit: Its a place where numbers come together.

Donald: Forget that! I'm going to Disney Land!



Ronald Regan

They said that you win by jumping off the boat.

(who's last words should I give?)

CL, you are better than that to leave us hanging.

PIA's last words.


I'm in Japanese waters? Oh *$&#!!




PraguePride

What the hell is an octopus doing...OH SH**, IT'S PIA!

Grant

"Water."

A dying pharaohs favorite cat.

"MMMMEEEOOOWWWWwwwwwwww*

(sound of a cat being thrown into a pit and buried alive)


A koala bear

I didn't eat enough eucalyptus.

Link

Why did they designed me with ridiculously long ears.

cookie monster

i'm allergic to chocolate!



Kermit the frog

Rhhh.. bot! or was it.. Rhhh Bit!

Barney the Dinosaur

"I love you, you love me...  Hello fuzzy koala.  What are you doing with that large knife? Why are you looking at me that way?"

The Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man

*Moans, then smashes a car with its big foot*

The Ghostbuster (Ray)

Did we catch it?

Bob Newhart

All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!

Britney Spears

NO ONE PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO ME ANYMORE!

Rodney Dangerfield

fart

yes another fart thats good.

BUGS BUNNY

"You wouldn't shoot me with that gun.  It's an elephant gu-"  <b>BLAM!!!<b>


Wilma Flintstone

Fred Flinstone! where is my rock?!

Tom cruise

What do you mean this pill will make me a better scientologist?  Whatever *BAM*

The Rock

I want to be in this new hulk movie! I was born for it!

Obama

The common people of this world are basically stupid, cowardly and have very short memories.  There is no reason for me to wear a flak jacket while I'm out and about!

Former Pres. George W. Bush

the taxpayers owe me 20 billion in back taxes

Jack the Rippers Mother to Jack

Now Jack, don't discriminate, treat everyone equally, and make sure you share.  Where did you get that knife? *Thump*

The doctor who does prostate exams.

DEAR GOD!!  ARGGRHGHJGHJRGHGJ!

The pogo stick world champion

Too much bouncing isn't a bad thing

The last guy to leave a party

Quality over Quantity was always my style

The worlds first Wii owner

I never figured out where the "z" button was...

Julious Ceaesr

Roman Politics RUle #1: Nobody Wins

Jackie Chan

I hate talking english

Nacy Pelosi

I don't know who I am :(

Nancy Kerrigan.

I have a wikipedia page and I'm proud of it.

Blizzard employee

I think I forgot to turn off the demo...

Joe Biden

I made it to VP.  I'm important!

J.K. Rowling

the "live forever spell' backfired,.... again

The realtive in your family that worked with explosives

I can't believe I work the world's most dangerous job my whole life only to find that I die by getting trampled on Black Friday.

Frodo Baggins

Gollum did it

Inigo Montoya

You killed my Father!  Prepare to die!

A paid assassin

Why me?

Hilary Clinton

Just give me a little longer.  I'll become president eventually.  The public loves me!

You missed a spot

The guy above me

Oops my bad.

Han Solo

Remind me again how much I owed you

Emperor Palpatine

Join the dark side, we have cookies!

The Green Lantern

The Redlight did me in

Darth Vader

(cookies are so last year! Cinnabun is better!)

*Breathing Noises*

The Mattress King

(Naw you can't beat the taste of fresh baked cookie.  Well, except for pies but they're always neutral.)

"     " (nothing, he's been sleeped to death!)

Maxwell Smart

Why is it that when I'm googled I'm shown talking into a shoe like its a phone?

Ironman

onboard computer froze, shoulda used Mac... Hit a lamppost at speed of sound

Mad Hatter

What so I try to be serious for once and you fire me!

a Paperboy

I missed a house!

J. Jonah Jamanison

My initials are JJJ!

Blackbeard

CANONBALL!!!

Don Ho

何大來!!!!!

Michael Jackson

It was a skin disease I swear!

That Russian guy who invented Tetris.

I will forever be remembered, but not by my name.

Dolph Lundgren.

I was in Rocky!

Harry Potter

What do you mean, it's a troll?

Dr. Wily

That's the mega-what?!


Han Solo

OOh, what does this button do?!

DEE DEE

Who's DEE DEE?

dexter's laboratory.

Hey Fellas, Looka' what I ken do!

-Backwater Texan

Where's tha front-water at?

Left 4 Dead survivor

Damn, he bit me.

Tiger Woods

Zzzzz....

The Detroit Lions football team.

We have to play Green Bay a third time?

Avatar

Which Avatar are we talkin here?

I'm going to assume you mean Avatar: The Last Airbender. And in that case:
Hey, guys, watch this! *soars off on glider*

Saddam Hussein

So that was illegal? My bad...

Dawna

Watch out!

Grant

I'm immortal unless you cut off my....


Kamikaze watermelons

Doo-loo-loo-doo doo doo! WEEE! *splat!*

Han Solo

Chewy, calm down man, CALM DOWN!

Chewbacca.

RAWR!

Sock monkey

Don't walk on those hot coals! I'm alive down here!

Sentient hat.

Ack! Don't sit on me!

Bilbo Baggins

Don't sit on me!

Nutcracker

Uh, that's not a nut...

Ballerina

*jumps* Who left that window open!

Rat

Squeak! (Translation: A cat!)

A group of Martians

gurgle gurgle (translation: ?)

Martian Manhunter

CURSE YOU, CHEMICAL ALTERATIONS!

Peter Pan

What, I can't fly anymoooooo.....

U.S. flag

God Bless America!

Thanksgiving Turkey

I'm a duck, I swear!

Thanksgiving.

Wait, you mean this is just an excuse for people to eat turkeys together?

Fluffy the Gecko

No, I'm not fluffy on the inside either, and no, you can't check!

a strawberry