I wonder what a second lightning bolt will do"

John Lennon

"Imagine--- happiness"

John Doe

"At least I'll die famous."

FourLegged

"I wonder what will happen if I turn this into the Gravestone Game"

Archimedes

I'm sure they won't notice

~The Doctor

"Curse you all, I would have traded being the biggest cult icon in fiction for an  academy award, anyday!"

Ronald McDonald

'I'm not a paedophile, I swear! Aaaaghhh'

Crusty the Clown

Oh god, she's still alive!

~Stewie griffin

I can't believe this idiot managed to shoot me.  Where were my parents, now I'm going to end up dead like Brian.

Matt Damon

Sure Ben, I'll share writing credit with you.


Michael Bay

The explosion needs to be MUCH bigger. Here, let me show you how it's done.

Peter Jackson

Another box sent by a fan? Oh well, it's probably just another replica of The Ring... *BOOOOOOM*

Neil Gaiman

I actually get all of my story ideas from Nickelback songs (killed  by fans who felt tricked into thinking he was a respectable author)



Mariah Carey

"Yeah I can do 3 shows back-to-back"

Jim Carrey

"Yes, alright, I stopped trying after The Truman Show."

Harry Potter

"According to Hermione, I'm supposed to wave my wand thusly and say, 'Klaatu Barada Nikto!'"

Since no one has made a new one... continuing with Harry Potter

"I never knew flying a broomstick would be so f...."

Bella, from Twilight

"Ouch, I just got a papercut..."

Justin Bieber

"Yeah, you're good to let go now!"

Guy standing underneath a piano on a pulley.

"Hey, you won't believe what the neighbor threw away -- this perfectly good rope!"

Sir Francis Bacon

"It's just a *cough, cough* cold"

Admiral Motti

"What do you mean all Admirals are losing their positions?"

Pepe

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

General Custer

"Leggo to war!"

Steve Jobs (too soon? probably. RIP one lit boi)

Holistic medicine totally works (Probably too soon)

Isadora Duncan