They wouldn't close this place down.

Cody Coriva

Cody Coriva
It's warm.

the doom guy

My voice is worn out.



Golden Flea

What do you mean they gave the dog a flea collar!?

Dragon

"Ha you couldn't kill me if you tried little Hobbit!"

Stephen King

"No!  No!  You aren't supposed to be real!  I made you up to scare....AAAHHHH!!"

Sam Walton (the creator/founder/whatever of Wal-Mart)

Whoa, war with China? Who woulda thought...

Dragon

*belch*  I shouldn't have eaten all that chocolate.

Oscar De La Hoya

Hello Rocky!

Dubya

This vote gives me a man-date.

Bill Clinton

Hello, ladies!  ...Hillary!  What are you doing here?

The Green Giant

What do you mean kids need to eat their greens???  I'm not a...

Hungary kids...

People should have paid attention to our country's name and given us food!

the French

Ooh, look, Germany!

the communists
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The people will never revolt...

A mob

We's didn't muyder them there people officers.  We swears!

Batman

"Open the Batcave Alfred, I'm coming in with no brakes....Alfred?!?"

Peter Pan

*At age 83*  "I'll never grow-up!"

Aladdin

ha! Swords, bullets whats the dif-

Kimg Jong Il

Onry undel my lure can we conquel the wolrd!

Esplin 9466

Cool! A slug!

James dean

Do you think the end of the world will come at nighttime?

Captain Mackenzie Calhoun

Super nova!!!!!

J. K. Rowling

What do you mean, peaple are tired of Harry Potter?!?

JRR Tolkien

*hack hack* I hate this Smog!

V. Putin