I would ask it asinine questions to see if crazy things would work...

I would find a way to get it to make more episodes of futurama

I would not confuse it for a telephone booth

Now that I'm older, I'd probably sell it...

I would ask crazy hypothetical like, "What if the world was gripped in a pandemic and the solution was for the majority of the world's population to stay home and do nothing."

Takers?

(i'd do one but it's late for me)

I would just name it "Elementium"

I'd call it Frogmatter, because it would stand out and people would look it up and then they'd learn about me and my ego would grow and I would feel good.

I guess in that vein, I could call it "Hydrogen Two Electric Boogaloo" or "Anime Funny Moments" because both of those things would also ruin a periodic table.

I would call it "Shmellement" so everyone would go around saying "Element Shmellement"

I would name it after it's atomic number minus one, so I could make it just a little harder for chemistry majors to memorize the periodic table.

For example, if the atomic number was 256, I would call it bipentpentium, instead of bipenthexium. If I ever got to give it a more permanent name (like how ununoctium became oganesson), I'd call it Element Two Fifty Five, because it would just be awful.

Icantrememberium: Don't know its properties, not sure where it would go on the periodic table and its atomic number is... wait, wait, I know this one. Also don't know the weight

I'd call it "-ary my dear Watson"

so that

everyone would

have

to say

Element ary my dear Watson

haha funnnyyyyy
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Being a longtime D&D player, I would call it Aleeval. Then I would build a religious structure and keep a sample of it on the altar. I would call it the Temple of Element Aleeval (Elemental Evil)...

I would call it Unobtainium because it would probably be very hard to obtain
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false. james cameron has obtained all of it. so depending on who you know in hollywood it is obtainable

If I knew I would live to be 100, I would jump off a 30 story building (or any other must-kill method) to see what would happen. Either a paradox would shatter reality, or I would end up as a spirit/ghost or disembodied consciousness for the remaining decades.

Either way would be way cooler than being a regular old person

I'd visit Fruggychum while he lies in a comatose state after his "accidental" fall of that 30 story building. The doctors say that he is 'technically' alive, but will never wake up.

Wow... is this true friendship?

Wait, but how would a Koala live to be 100? Were you genetically modified?

Superkoala?

What if a person who has been away a long time comes back to ASWOT?

I would start a Gathering Quest to collect enough confetti for a welcome back party!

I would enjoy my confetti.

How would you enjoy it?

I like chewing fat mouthfuls of it before spitting it back out on the floor, personally.

I would buy an annuity.

I'd be on the lookout for Death every waking moment, as I should have died 4 years ago.

I wouldn't bother.