This is a game where players post various situations (mystical or realistic) and ask what the other players would do in them. One player asks the question, then several answer until everyone feels they've had adequate time to answer, then someone posts a new question. You may answer the questions in character or out of character, whichever you think would fit better.

Example:

Player A - What if a strange little green alien walked up to you and said, "You're momma wears army boots!" How would you respond?

Player B - I would turn and run away screaming "Aliens have invaded!"

Player C - I would pick him up with one hand and look him in the eye and say, "You wanna repeat that?"

Player D - I would laugh and say "Actually, they're Navy boots. Try not to mix them up."

And so forth until someone posts a new "what if" question...

Ok, for the first question!

What if you received a phone call saying you've been drafted and need to report to the closest Army recruiting location. What do you do?

Crush thier army with my undead army...duh

What would you do if all of a sudden you were sitting at a table in a resturant and all of a sudden you hear the person behind you mention something about playing in ASWOT?

EDIT: oh pickle-fish everyone was supposed to have time to answer that army question...I like my question better though, lets do mine
This message was last edited by the player at 22:19, Wed 21 Feb 2007.

LOL Vixcis. 'Tis ok, I won't crush you... this time. :p

Question A:  I'd tell them that I don't play football very well and that the Army team probably has made a grave mistake.

Question B:  I'd destroy them with my undead army of course :)

If you heard someone in a restaurant mention ASWoT you'd destroy them? Remind me never to speak about ASWoT in public! :p

But ASWoT is my preeeeccccioooouusssss.

Question A: I would go.  As much as I don't like the idea of going to the army, if my country calls for me then I'll come.

Question B: I'd inturrupt at an appropriate time and ask if they play, and continue in conversasion as such.  Then of course come here and talk about it.

Question A: I'd go down there of course, then correct the mistake, I'm too old to be doing that.

Question B: I'd put my finger in front of my lips and whisper, "Don't speak of that outloud, you don't know if 'THEY' are listening" Then look around the room slowly.

Question A:  Tell them I'm preparing to leave to perform a service of a different kind, for a higher power than the U.S. Government...God.
Question B:  I'd turn around and ask, "Bart!  Ganik (only I'd say his real name)!  What are you guys doing here...together!?"

B: Similar to Ambroni's response, but in reference to ... someone else here at ASWOT that I know in real life.  (I know you're all curious now...)

[Ooo!  Do tell!]

Mwahaha!  I'm not telling... yet.

What if all the GMs here on ASWoT suddenly and mysteriously vanished. What would you do?

there would be much rejocing at first , then eveyone would feel an emptyness wondering what well come of the thread.

I'd probably start a pm to discuss possible solutions, that way we don't run the post count up too high without a GM here to take care of it.

I'd send out a search party!  No thread would be left unturned!  No post ignored!  I would not rest...I would not sleep for an instant until the GMs were recovered...but first I'd go and buy some donuts. ;)

what if there was no donuts?

Id go make some more.

Then I'd get a box of one dozen, starving, crazed weasels.

i would fire the police force.

If there were no donuts, I would weep forever.

If the GMs were missing, I'd email the president and ask where he put them.

Maybe the GMs got drafted. :p

And if there were no more donuts I'd launch a formal protest!

If there were no donuts I would be fine with it.  I like them but can live without.

If there were no GMs I would rejoice that I have about twice the post count of the poster now in second ;)

j/k

have scones.

If those started tumbling down a hill would they be the Rolling Scones?

Ok, well what if the government legislated a Prohibition against Pizza?

I would fight, fight, fight for my right to have and to enjoy pizza!

I'd start up an underground pizza running operation.

I would start an underground pizza delivery operation!

Like the bootleggers did in the 1920's making gin; I'd make it in my bathtub.

I like Pizza, but I can live without it.  Realisticly I would complain and talk about how that is unconsitutional, but I could live without it.  There are plenty of other good foods out there... and they are probably better for me too.

I'd enlist my mad-pizza making compound buddies and we would bootleg pizza.

i would throw pizza at codys house for almost saying the same thing with the donuts.

we would start the pizza libration front.

pizza la resistarnce.

I would become the pizza junkie who supported all the underground pizza operations.

"Come on, man! Just a pepperoni, just one little pepperoni! A breadstick, anything! I need my fix, man!"

*walks off scratching her arm and thinking who she can steal from to pay for more pizza*

thats weird...weirdo


assasinate!

(the last one was OOC)

IC: I wouldn't care.  They are still in my portable portal ;)

oh i see


assasination though.
This message was last edited by the player at 19:02, Fri 23 Feb 2007.

What if nobody posted on aSWoT for over a week?
This message had punctuation tweaked by the player at 19:39, Fri 23 Feb 2007.

people would have new lives.

I would kill Zuldan.

*I kills Zuldan.*

ASSASSINATION!

The world would end.

The website was probably down.

I would take every thread and then check back every couple days for a while.

Same as Cody. I would earn the No Life award for the first time ever...

I would find another hobby I guess... or maybe face RL more.*  Sigh.*

Runescape. :)

Yeah. Maybe even get WoW.

city of heros

Sim City 4

Speaking of which, there is so much more I could be doing, no need to wait for everyone else to go I might as well leave now :P

Maybe I could finish my homework on time.

I would do that too... in that case... maybe aSWoT disappearing wouldn't be bad.*Gasp*

No, I think I would just play more WOW

I would probably find another way to not get homework done... I'm good at that :D

Ok, enough of that morbid topic... :p

What if the sun didn't come out tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day... etc?

I would always carry a flashlight with me.  I would kinda like that, I'm more of a night person anyway, as long as there was some moonlight most of the time.

But when all the plants die soon followed by the herbavores, carivors, and then us, that would suck.

Then that little girl with the red hair, red dress, and white eyes will start singing. "The sun'll come out tomorrow..."

Liar...

then we would live in a state of const5ant darkneess
everydaqy hoping, and dreaming of tmmorrows sunshine, then waking,
and dreading life
the flowers wll die
all plants
water
animals
society will then go into chaos
death

But until the death it would be fun... it would get mighty cold though.

We'd mourn and deal with the apparent death in our own manners.  Some would seek to recreate what had been lost.  Some would move on to something else.  Some would find someone different -- different, but just as good in its own way, although never as good in the same ways as the original.

My solar calculator would be useless :(

think, Bulbasaur cant use its solar beam attack. who would live in a world like that?

It would get too cold for me.  So I would move to china(or Japan) where the sun is obviously happier.

Sunglasses would become relics, and only collectors and antique shops would carry them.

Vegetarians wouldn't last long...I suppose cows would take to eating their young...or maybe become predators of people.    Yikes.

Wait I saw this on the Twighlight Zone. I think that I would paint, cool pictures, not wait, I would paint hot pictures.

What if you looked in the mirror(you knew it was a normal mirror) and your face looked completely different?

That would be scary! I would probably blink really fast and hope it changed back. If it didn't, I would pinch myself to see if I was dreaming. If I wasn't, I would feel my face to see if someone put a mask on my while I slept. If there was no mask, I would... well, that depends on if I looked better or worse than I do now :p

I would do what I do best... denial :D

It does -- it's called age. :p

Get used to it.

get used to it

I would wash my face really hard to make sure it wasn't make-up, then I would probably start looking around for hidden cameras or other surveillance equipment in case it was some sort of crazy experiment. Then I'd go back to sleep and hope to wake up.

((Although one of the first things I would do would probably be to check my temple and make sure it's not bleeding. --see Star Trek: TNG episode "Frame of Mind"))

I wouldn't believe it at first and would probably be forced to believe it by those around me.

buy a new mirror if i looked ugly and frame the mirror with gold if i looked handsomer.

What if you became a GM?

I'd be a Cadillac convertable, cruising down the freeway at 80 mph, radio blasting. Oh wait, did you mean Game Master?

LOL Flea...

First thing I'd do is look to see how many PMs there are total in this game. I bet with a cast like this the list would be innumerable.

I would post as a Cody and nobody would know who is really posting.

I would post as Monty Python and rereate part of the movie. :)

In the place of a GM you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

LOL, I can't think of a more appropriate quote for that... O_o

Yoss had to live without No Life?

I been doing that for years! I could show him the ropes- introduce him to a few of my imaginary friends, help him to 'network' his way to the top. Yesiree, this having no life thing, it's not so bad, really, once you get used to the voices.

He would have to go without no life.  Presto would have no life.

I might die!

It wouldn't affect me much.

What if Presto got in the 1000 posts in a week club?

Then i might have to attempt getting in as well on a long weekend...

What if there was a 2500 posts in a week club?

I would try to join it.

I would regret not getting just 150 more posts that week so I would be in it.

It wouldn't affect me much personally, as I'm a part timer now.

What if there was a 2500 posts in a week club?

The same people would be in it that are in all the other top clubs. It would just be another thing that causes us "normal" posters (yeah, normal, suuuure...) to feel inferior.

What if Green is voted out of Inc/Dec Question game?

I would watch quietly from the sidelines as Red takes down Blue and Purple, then laugh as they try to figure out why they died so quickly.

What if Green is voted out of Inc/Dec Question game?

I would not be surprised, but I would be sad for Dragon, who would apparently take the next month and wail about how his defeat will be the downfall of all others.

I would go straight to bragging rights as he talks about how well I'm doing :P

Then the three remaining colors would have to figure out who dies next.

I really wouldn't mind.

The I guess the world would still be fine.

Cody suddenly switched to voting for blue...

I was thinking.  If I randomly changed, would people change just to be on a different team than me?  Would they take out red because it was the enemy?  Or attack the new color I am on because they want me to lose?  Would they claim that I switched teams just because it looked like red was going to lose anyway?  Or would they have no problem with me changing?

What would you do if I switched.

Since Cody has been MIA for a bit, I think the question is moot.

What if ASWoT suddenly became messed up for several weeks and you couldn't post? What would you do?

Oh wait, I think that already happened...

(Not that I'm planning anything...)

I'd make sure he got a really nice funeral.

*pulls a BBQ set out of his Portable Portal*

Oh, he's not dead yet?

*puts BBQ set away*

I'd find a way to get to Kansas or Missouri or wherever it is that the funeral was to be held.

I'd need to find a new lawyer.  ...Hey Cody!

I'd cry.

Can the dead cry?  hmm...

He's mythical, he can't die.

What if myths CAN die???

What if the world exploded?

I'd move.

You found out ASWoT was actually a large, criminal organisation that you were now a part of?

I'd probably have to quit.

I'd move to Canada and never be heard from again.

I would track down the leader and ask what else I could do to help.

It isn't the case?

I'd wonder who the leader is.

I thought you were the leader.

Shhh! The authorities are already on to him.

Good, good.  It's all going according to my plans.
This message was last edited by the GM at 04:28, Sun 10 June 2007.

I'd ask if I was a made man yet.

Yeah, I would up to doulos to, I'd take my couple thousand dollars I have in the back and become a millionaire after I turn my american dollars into canadian pesos.

You would up to Doulos? I thought he was in on it too?

Exactly, but with all that money, think of the things I could do.

True. You could steal it off him when his octopus wasn't looking.

I mean if I turn my american money into canadian money I'd be rich there, and think how that would help our organization here!

*sniff* A true ASWoTian. May your loayalty not go unrewarded.

I agree!

I am rewarded... in wots love a free place to waste time.

what if... um... ASWoT became a text-based game and we all had to type everything that we wanted to happen, rather than just doing it?

You mean like in Infocom games?

What's that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infocom

I think I might still play.

I'd
N
N
Open door
Enter
Light lamp befor I was eaten by a grue.

I'd

e,s,s,w,w,open door,w,flick switch,sw,s,turn on,log on,play.

I'd still play, but I like it the way it is... we don't have to use our fingers and all, but move around like usual.

I'd

hit connect

name please:  doulos
password: ***********

Welcome to Your ASWoT!!

(Insert ASCII art here)

stand
s
w
s
w
s
open fridge
get milk from fridge
close fridge
s
open cupboard
get bowl from cupboard
close cupboard
open drawer
get spoon from drawer
w
n
put spoon on table
put bowl in table
put milk on table
s
open cupboard
get cereal from cupboard
open cereal box
n
pour cereal into bowl
close cereal box
s
put cereal in cupboard
close cupboard
n
sit on chair
eat cereal
smile
sigh happily

LOL, that would be something aweful, in a corney way...

I'd probably have to take a course to figure how to interact with things here again.

I would check the other games and see if jase is only doing this to us.

I'd love it since I've been interacting with games in this way for over a decade now.

Wow, almost nobody has posted anywhere since I left Thursday. Are you all on a posting strike until I get back or something? :p

We are bereft of inspiration without you, Dragon.
This message was last edited by the GM at 23:32, Sat 16 June 2007.

What if... Dragon never came back...

I would morn his lose, even more than TinTin, Kagura, and Snakesssz...

What if who never came back?

We would still talk about him.

Who is this Dragon person you keep talking about?

Forget about it, sooooo... how bout dem padres...

Why are we speaking about my father?

ROFLOL!

Have you played those types of games before Beno?

I've played some like that.

I've been playing ones like that since 1996.

What if you were given 1000 hundred dollar bills with the stipulation that you had to return them all at the end of three months?

I've played games similar. Never to that detail though. It all started with my father's commodore 64, even though I played it a couple times. It mainly consisted of: Me trying to get things done in the adventure game (The only one I was interested in) and getting tires of reading, then typing in swears to see what funny things would come up. I think I once typed F*ck and it said: She's in the corner.

What if you were given 1000 hundred dollar bills with the stipulation that you had to return them all at the end of three months?

I'd put them in a high interest account and return them when the time came, but keep the interest.

Ooo, that's smart. I was thinking of burying them in the ground so I wouldn't spend them, but I like your idea better... :p

What if the laws of Probabilty got stuck?

Vegas and Atlantic City would shut down overnight.

Definitely, and all young male drivers would stop driving permanently for fear of getting into a wreck.

Insurance rates would go through the roof.

And they probably wouldn't pay for the damage from doing that either...

The stock markets would collapse.  Society as we know it would disintegrate into chaos.

The planets would stop rotating and their sun's would stop generating heat.

Hillary Clinton would be the next President, I'd leave the country, Iran would nuke Israel and half of Europe, North Korea would invade South Korea, China would invade Taiwan, the United States would collapse from the inside, France would become officially Muslim, England would become the world's foremost economic nation from being the only nation left with a functioning currency not ruined by politics or war, Christianity would become illegal in most nations, and of course global warming would destroy the rest of the O-zone layer and we'd all burn like crispy critters...

That's looking on the bright side. :O

I thought we were only doing theoretical scenarios, not looking at the current reality.

Hmmm...

Reality would cease to exist.

Non-reality would take over and make opposite copies of ourselves.

What if ASWoT suffered an economic depression?

The Flea Market would collapse and we would have to sell the furniture in the Lounge.

Hordes of bankrupt posters would raid FourLegged's coffers.

I and my Shiny Things would have to take our possessions and flee for the mountains for safety from the looting mobs.

FourLegged leads the rampaging mob towards what appears to be Yoss' vault.

We'd have to stop minting more wots just because people post -- that would keep their value from falling further.

Posters would by forced to sit in the marketplace and beg for wots.

We can always mass produce posts, can't we?

That would just cause massive inflation... What if we got over inflated?!!

We'd be gassy posters?

We could only post once a week on alternate thursdays.

Such restrictive measures never work.

We could try starting a war in a far off message board to divert attention away from the depression, create an economic boom... Voila- problem solved.

Indeed. Now we need to find a suitable enemy.

We'd have to insert 0.10 everytime we posted.

gasoline went higher then five dollars?

What's the problem in that?

I'd think I moved to Europe.

What's not the problem with that.


I think I would move really close to my work and ride my bike, everywhere.

We'd simply move to alcohol.

I would start putting water in my engine, I don't care if it does not work.

Start burning corn leaves.

Move to California and make use of their hybrid cars and environmental highway or whatever they call it.

I'd get me one of those Flintstone cars and adopt more children so that they could power the thing for me.  Of course, I suppose we'd have to invest in better shoes... and somes of those dinosauer steaks.

I guess I would skip and dance and sing,..

Stop driving cars STUPID DOG!

RRrrrrrrrufff!

I'd take a black slave to push my car.

Lol Tzuppy. I'd move some place where you don't have to drive 50 miles to wherever you're going. Small towns are good for walking or biking to local places. Why do we spread out all over the place? Maybe because it's there? Hmmm...

Ok, that was all kinda random. I think we need a new topic.

New one.

I'd move to Canada (or Russia) to avoid the simultaneous global warming.

Santa Claus would have to relocate, the reindeer would now be vapor, dear, and we'd have to start singing "Green Christmas" instead of "White Christmas" I suppose.

We'd build a port in Belgrade.

I wouldn't care too much.  The world would be in chaos, but I have a weapon, three months of food/water, Redlands (in Southern CA) is 407m above sea level already (so even if the polar icecaps melted, it wouldn't matter).  True, I'd miss the internet terribly, but at least I have plenty of books to read. ;)

I figure, after three months, the world would have either stabilized and things would be back to relatively normal or we'd be living in a Mad Max type of world.  Either way, I'm ready. :p

What would happen to the Internet is polar caps melted away?

I figure there'd be enough interruption of basic services that my internet connection would be down and that most internet service providers would also be down.  So, the commercial-based "backbone" of the current internet wouldn't be around.  For a while, at least.

Anyway, I'm not saying that everything would be easy for me, just that I'd find a way to survive.

I don't think so. I have thought a lot about what will happen when oil runs out. Now I can see people giving up on cars and lightbulbs, but I don't see them giving up on internet.

@Bart: Actually I wouldn't be too worried. If you think about it logically, the only pole we'd have to worry about melting would be the antarctic. Since the arcit is ice that's just floating on the water, if it melts into the water below it, there wouldn't be any change at all in sea level. The only difference would come from the antarctic melting, as it is the one with a landmass under it. However, even with all that ice that's down there, it would only be enough to raise the overall world sea level by a few feet at the most. So there would be some minor flooding along the coasts, but not enough to cause the mass decimation that the media is so fond of talking about...

@Tzuppy: People in Denmark already have a very efficient and cheap alternative to fossil fuel. It's called "Bio Mass" and is basically organic byproducts that are heated and churned into a liquid fuel that functions very similarly to gasonline and is infinitely renewable. If we did that here in America, the oil companies would go out of business...

Bio mass is very Important, we should use it more effectively, because he have more organic matter than fossil fuels.

I would then live on the beach which is currently about 30 miles away.

Then move?

As I said, the ocean levels would only come up a few feet at most. The only reason I could think of for moving would be the drastic temperature changes associated with the melting of the poles.

Or just build floating cities.

Why?

The internet would be flooded with articles about the ice caps melting.

And we all know how annoying that can be...

Indeed.

You know, if polar icecaps melted away, there'd probably be a reason...

I think we need a new topic...

What if you were watching a movie and suddenly found yourself in that movie in the middle of whatever scene you were watching at the time?

Heh, I'd just have fun.

It depends what movie.

My 900th post!  Yay! :D

Ok, so different people will likely be watching different movies. Maybe you could tell us what movie you'd most likely be watching, and then describe a bit of the scene and how you would react, since it would obviously be different in every situation...

Well, since one of my favorite things to do is watch bad sci-fi movies and predict everything beforehand, then if that happened then, I'd just have fun predicting things. :P

Lol, so like you're standing in a corridor outside the control room for some space facility. The emergency lights are on and the alarm is sounding, and technicians are running by really fast. And you're just leaning against the wall like, "Oh and the alien is probably gonna smash through the wall there right about now." And it does and kills a bunch of people and you're just laughing like, "Yay, I got it right!"

Yeah!  And since I predict what's gonna happen, I can prevent my otherwise imminent death!  And mind you, I've never seen the movies before.

I would panic and kill Darth Vader, then when the base on Endor is found out I would destroy it and the planets in the way with my deathstar.

Ooh, creepy.  STAR WARS! :D

…I would panic and hide in the sewers.

Wait... they have sewers on the Death Star? Or are you mixing two different movies? :o

Since when were there sewers on the Death Star?

hmmm...well thier has to be bathrooms on the deathstar...I mean the poo can't go into the garbage dump or else Luke and Leia and everyone would have been swimming in nasty poo water!!!

There are definitly sewers in the death star.

The stuff goes out into space, though.

Through the sewers into space.

Ah, yeah, maybe.  Who knows?

*throws his hand high into the air*

"I do, I do!

She laughs.  You're guessing.  Unless...nah, I don't think George lives in Canada.

With my luck I'd be sucked into FreeJack.  I knew I should have watched more porn.

Lol, I'd probably be pulled into an Indiana Jones movie just as a trap is being sprung and end up getting a face full of poison needles... owie.

I would have a montage.

With my luck I'd be one of the LotR movies.  I'd just pick up a weapon and luckily know exactly what is going to happen next.

Considering how often I watch it, I'd most likely get sucked into Serenity.  I'd just keep singing the Fruity Oaty Bar jingle over and over again, until they got so sick of it, they'd kick me back out of the movie.

For sake of irony, I'd get sucked into last action hero... and in the movie, I'd get sucked into a movie...

I just hope that the movie isn't a cartoon!

New topic.

I'd find another way to waste time.

Doulos' answer is boring and practical, but true.  So... un-ASWOTish.

Dress up in a suit made from banana plant leaves, make a wicker man and burn random people until some god gets fed up with me and forces someone to remake it.

Either that or sit on a park bench, smoke crack and throw rocks at little kids. Wait, that's my retirement plan...

Now that's more ASWOTish, though disturbing.

I hear Runescape calling... I've been far away from its call for about 7 months now, but if Rpol shut down, I think it would start calling me home. :o

I'd probably play more chess.

No... RPOL is immortal and will outlast the internet.

STOP THE INSANITY

Jase would be sad.

I'd learn how to sleep.

Doulos would get a lot more Star Trek watching in... and his kid would get fat in the process.

I might remember that I used to read those book things.

We'd have to keep ASWoT going by telegraph.

Ookla would cry.

I'd start starting sentences with last letters of other people's sentences in real life.  As a result, those other people will probably have me committed.  I'll only talk to the psychiatrist if he/she agrees to start sentences with the last letters of my sentences.

I'd have to find the forum that everyone else joined.

I'd have to tell dollsteak that his evil plans finally succeeded.  ;)

I wouldn't have to listen to people whine about the RPOL Roller any more.

I would seek down Presto just to whine about the RPOL Roller

I would mourn... and then go back to playing WoW, like as not.

I would watch as a new RPoL site rose from the ashes of its own demise, better and stronger and no longer called RPoL. It would be...

The Site Formerly Known As RPoL!

It's games would be remarkably similar, but it's gamers would swear they were new, experimental games that completely broke the traditional framework of an RPoL game. Except for the games where everyone just buggers each other, there's not much different you can do there.

And no, that last is not a challenge. _horndogs

Maybe dollsteak would come back from long absence and be site admin instead of jase.  o.O

I would be bored at work, like I usually am, and get over it, because I haven't been here long enough to get too addicted...

Wait, that's a lie.  I'm addicted already.  But it really wouldn't change anything.  ;op

Not much in my life would change, as I haven't been on that often.

I would apparently be asleep right now.

I would go stir crazy, because trying for "no life" is about the only thing keeping me sane today at work.  Aurgh, I want to go home!

I'd forever have No Life!

I'd never have a chance of obtaining No Life!  Or... would that be ruining myself to the point where I have no life?  ^_~

I might actualy pay for WoW again.

I'd make a new one and call it CLRPOL.

ACK! NO! NOT THAT!

I'd become president of the world with all the time I would have wasted.

president of the world?    wow you have crazy dreams.

I'm a delusional immortal ferret who controls chaos. I'm also humble.

I'm more humble than YOU.

Ya and I'm sarcastic too.

are not.

believe me. you're not.

New topic: ^

There would be a lot of people on ASWOT.

It would be a sign of the apocalypse.

His computer would have broke.

His dad would have put a timer access on the router for his laptop... which has already occurred.... bleh. 8-10.

The internet broke.

Royalty will never be the same.

The plebes would wander around, helpless.

A new, benevolant ruler would take over the regime.

Kendrah would lose her title of usurper...

PIA would declare royalty to be invalid.

I would pass it on to my next reincarnation.

The world would make sense again.

PIA would be sad.

Pig poop would fall from the sky.

There would be a funeral for the traitor(s).

There would be far less posts.

I might have a better chance >.>

Tears would flow.

(of happiness)

PIA might quit aswot all together

NOOOOOOO! ANARCHY BEGONE!

what is it with you and anarchy?

Anarchy bad

Kion would do the happy dance from here to there!!!!

time for a new topic

He would probably no longer use the word, Savvy!

he would be so much less cool.

He would be Aragorn!  hee hee

I would be uncontested in my role of octopus ninja.

He would still be dead.

Bumping to bring awareness of this thread to the new... and the forgetful. :p

so do we have a topic or what?  I don't get this game.

Wow, I didn't think you were THAT dense.

This game is the forum designed specifically for the type of question Emerald posted in the Lounge a little while ago. A "what would you do if (insert situation) happened?" That's what this game is, plain and simple. It could be something like being beamed to an alien planet, being trapped in a dungeon with a river of lava in front of you, or anything else...

so whats the what if question?

*Sigh*

Why me? Did I do something wrong God? Is this my punishment? Oivey...

so you're asking....  if this is punishment?  for what?

What if... Snakesssz shook his suspended animation bag and woke up all the other missing NPC?
This message was last edited by the player at 05:40, Sat 16 Aug 2008.

I would probably geek out for a whole ten minutes, and then waste the next hour or two posting with as many of them as I could. It would be a day that would go down in ASWoT history as the day the prodigals of old returned!

heh, I would probably remember a few of them. :)

Snakesssz would have a sidekick again!

I would probably arm my brick cannon.

I would probably try to enslave them as my minions...  or at least my henchmen.

I would be confused by all the reminiscing.

lots of silly willy jokes?

I would meet new friends and probably tick some of them off too, with the mistakes I make!

I would point and laugh as they came for a day, then went back into hibernation.

you know it happens.  admit it.

There would be chaos for a week, and as the majority wander away, some would stay to play for a few months.

how come despyzer isn't NPCd?  he's been gone for years...

the walls of jericho would fall

THE RECORDS, ARCHIVES AND BANK WOULD BE UPDATED! OH NOOOOOO!!! Wait. That's a good thing. Nevermind. You may continue Snakesssz.

be more riots in the streets.

Hinduism couldn't be practiced.

A lot of people would go to jail.

I wouldn't get nearly as many cookies!

I'd make a deal with someone and form the "buddy system"

I'd be breaking the law right now.

the cost of various "personal lubricants" would skyrocket.

what are those used for?

I would just have to leave the country.

cmon!  what would you do?

I'd start a petition to change the law.

...i'm not sure that would work so well...

I'd smile for the camera!

I'd kill the accuser.

I'd hire Heath!

I'd break out of jail and spend my life chasing after the one legged man that framed me!

be very angry but be able to do nothing because i'm in jail...but eventually break out and go on a mass killing spree from going mentally insane from being in in jail too long...

(srry, i'm new and really have no idea whats going on. just trying to fit in! *shrug*)

Hah you did it just fine (if not a little creepy)

I'd break the frame and throw it in the garbage.

(the new guy will fit in perfectly around here, psychopathic tendencies and all!)

I would find out who did it, spend 10 years in prison, gain a massive fortune upon escape, assume a false identity, gain allies, and slowly torture those who have wronged me.

just like the count of monte cristo!  He's one of my idols.

LOL  damn photographers / Portait Artists

I'd frame someone else, of course.

I'd go Fight Club on them.

I'd Kill the Framer... if I'm gonna go to prison for murder anyway, I'm damn sure gonna make it worth it.