Buy my family passports, and a way into Canada, not to mention a house in Canada
Yoss
GM, 28585 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Thu 7 Nov 2013 at 18:20
msg #578
Re: What if you had a million children?
new topic
FourLegged
GM, 40326 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 05:18
msg #579
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would be very tired.
Just a girl passing through
player, 554 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 07:24
msg #580
Re: What if you had a million children?
Hi bridge... bye bridge... *splat*
FourLegged
GM, 40382 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 07:37
msg #581
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would have them all go and get jobs. Once they are employed, I would have them each send me $100 a month.
Just a girl passing through
player, 572 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 07:59
msg #582
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would realize that out of the eighteen years I spend raising each one only one in a thousand would get a job, and the rest would mooch off me forever. I would kiss my life goodbye, and eventually die of starvation because the odds just did not add up.
FourLegged
GM, 40395 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 08:04
msg #583
Re: What if you had a million children?
Father: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.
Children: Ohhhhh.
Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
Just a girl passing through
player, 583 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 08:18
msg #584
Re: What if you had a million children?
Suddenly there is a massive boost in child illness therapies for no explainable reason.
FourLegged
GM, 40403 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 08:21
msg #585
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would open Soylent Green restaurants across the country.
Just a girl passing through
player, 591 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Sat 9 Nov 2013 at 08:31
msg #586
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would train my children into a giant military force capable of reverting the us government back to it's original founding traditions of freedom, no more fourteen year old boys being shot for taking out the trash.
FourLegged
GM, 40473 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 10 Nov 2013 at 21:45
msg #587
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would love each and every one of them.
LuLu Prayer
player, 400 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 11 Nov 2013 at 00:36
msg #588
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would sing them through every bad night, treat them through every bad fight, and give them lots and lots of alcohol so that they would never ever bother me, and the one night they do-- Well, I'm sure I'll die fighting
Just a girl passing through
player, 796 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Mon 11 Nov 2013 at 10:05
msg #589
Re: What if you had a million children?
I would probably spoon then off onto my sister in law...
LuLu Prayer
player, 429 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 11 Nov 2013 at 16:13
msg #590
Re: What if you had a million children?
Your s-s-s-sister-in-law!? I think I'd kill you, and then her, and then steal the children for myself, dude, what's wrong with you? She's way too--- ADHD? for one child, let alone a million
Just a girl passing through
player, 823 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Tue 12 Nov 2013 at 08:03
msg #591
Re: What if you had a million children?
I'm not thinking babies here, I'm thinking kids - the kind that will force her to pay attention. It would be like hell for her, and payback for all the bull she pulls with Nemo. (resentment issues)
LuLu Prayer
player, 602 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sat 16 Nov 2013 at 17:40
msg #592
Re: What if you had a million daisies?
Haha, that'd be dangerous, for her, and for them
[Triple resentment issues]
Let's change the subject? What if you had a million daisies?
I'd sneeze--- a lot
Yoss
GM, 28969 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 18 Nov 2013 at 22:00
msg #593
Re: What if you had a million daisies?
I could sleep on a bed of flowers.
Just a girl passing through
player, 1013 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Sat 23 Nov 2013 at 01:01
msg #594
Re: What if you had a million daisies?
I'd have a really big meal :p
Athena
player, 1177 posts
Sat 23 Nov 2013 at 19:06
msg #595
Re: What if you had a million daisies?
I would run around willy nilly and sing
FourLegged
GM, 40528 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 24 Nov 2013 at 21:01
msg #596
Re: What if you had a million daisies?
I would give one of them and a dollar to each of my children.
Yoss
GM, 29213 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 4 Dec 2013 at 18:45
msg #597
Re: What if you had a million daisies?
I would probably get hay fever.
FourLegged
GM, 40639 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Wed 4 Dec 2013 at 19:05
msg #598
Re: What if you had a million daisies?
Drugs are good.
Yoss
GM, 29288 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Fri 6 Dec 2013 at 20:59
msg #599
Re: What if you knew you'd live to be 100?
new one
Just a girl passing through
player, 1074 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Thu 12 Dec 2013 at 20:53
msg #600
Re: What if you knew you'd live to be 100?
I'd jump off a bridge... you know how painful it gets after seventy?
ShootingStar
player, 410 posts
Know what I think?
No, neither do I...
Fri 13 Dec 2013 at 17:45
msg #601
Re: What if you knew you'd live to be 100?
I'd perfect my skill at being crichety, critical, and forgetful well in advance.
