What do you mean 'if'?  Back in my day, owls were wise and we respected our elders.

I'm already 100, not to mention invincible to decapitation

I would try to remove corruption

I'd become invincible to decapitation

I would post once a day

I WOULD POST FOREVER, AND I'D FIND AND STEAL SWEETS!!!!

I will be stolen

THERE WILL BE A "MISSING SWEETS" AD IN THE PAPER

No one will care about the add

I'd not plan for my 101st birthday.

At first I was thinking I would take more risks, but it may actually be worse. Taking risks could just mean a really low quality of life, but not being able to die for many more decades. I supposed when I got close to 100 I would just all unsafe tests to be done on my in the name of science.

I would leave my body to science in my will.  How many koalas have lived to be 100?

I'd finish writing some of these stories I've started writing... No, actually, I'd probably start blowing stuff up, for funsies.

You'd have time to do both.

And maybe even enough time left over to get NOLIFE? Because that would be splendid!

I would bet someone a million annually adjusted for inflation that I would live to be 100 with the winnings bequeathed to Keith Richards.

I would increase my life insurance policy at age 99

would save $1 dollar per day.

I would tell the world I could predict the future.

New one!

I'm hitting Vegas.

I would see myself wasting another five minutes at ASWoT

I would seemingly read peoples minds, and shock all my friends and become famous.

I would prepare posts in advance to dethrone holders of Board Royalty.

new one!