I’m going to Dallas to drown deaf dingbats

I'm going to Erie to earn extra elements.

Rules updated to include discussion of more than 3 things if desired.

@PIA and Ookla: You're both right. Yo-yo can be used as a noun or a verb, but it still is only one word, ergo the hyphen. Keep in mind that you need to use a minimum of 3 separate words of the same letter.

About simulposts, it is a good idea in general, particularly during busy times, to go back and check to make sure you haven't posted the same thing as someone else. Though it is not required and will likely not be in the rules, as I don't expect you to change your post, so long as it follows the rules of the thread and is accurate for the letter you were on when you posted it.

(If people fix incorrect posts, it takes away the fun of ridiculing them.)

That's why I said it probably would not ever be in the rules that you'd have to fix them for simulposts and whatnot. But you really should try to make them accurate to the letter you're currently on when you make the post. :p

Speaking of which...

I'm going to Fredericksburg and I'm going to force all forty-year-olds to fetch sticks.

I'm going to Greece, and I'm going to grab a golden goose.

While you guys are doing all that, I think I'll trot on over to H'walia to hire hundreds of handgliders.  I figure with enough of them, I should be able to start my hostile takeover finally escape the Pantry...?

I'm going to Indiana to invest in ink.

I'm going to Juneau to jack some car jacks for jalopies... probably from a guy I know named jack....

I'm going to Kokomo to keep keys for a kangaroo.

I'm going to Los Alamos to lie to leaping lizards.

Leave those leaping lizards alone, you big meanie!

Meanwhile, I will hit Manhattan to make mai tais, martinis and margaritas.

NEVER!

I'm off to the North Pole to nibble on some northern nouns.

(you try coming up with a good noun that begins with n....)

Oh fine, you enjoy your nouns then.  Ontario sounds nice this time of year.  I think I'll head that way next.  I've always wanted to obambulate in Canada and maybe objurgate some obmutescent octopi.

thats not nice.  I have to wait till z to make fun of you.

In the meantime, I'm off to Pangea to poke some prehistoric people.

What, I'm not allowed to scold the quiet ones now?

Oh well.  I guess I should go to Quartz Mountain then.  I think I'll make a quest to quackle quite a few quakers.

TO RENO!

to rile up some rambunctious ragamuffins, of course.

See, I knew that something like that was right up your alley!

Let's see here... Since it's Thursday, maybe I should try hitting Sicily so I can see some sassy Sicilians.  I'm not stupid, though.  I'd never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Timbuktu is my next location.  And I'm gonna tick off some tired toys.

What did those poor toys do to you?

Since I'm already in Italy, I think I'll head over to Udine next.  Unless I'm mistaken, there are several servicable underwater underwear shops where I can utalize my unique aquatic apparatis.

I'll come to Italy too.  I'll be in Venice, vexing some voracious vipers.

Why must you torment the snakes so?

Well, we might as well jump over to China for no apparent reason, and hit Weihai.  I hear we can watch white winged widgeons weave through the wondermongers in the crowd.

Well I already went to Xanadu... soo.... I'm off to CIA factbook...

ok. Xoxocotlan international airport to x-ude some x-iting x-erpts from books.

::smirks::

Yet somehow it seems we have split up again.  I'd much rather spend my time in Yemen.  Perhaps I will yede with yon yaffingale.

A bump just so this doesn't get forgotten.