..Really caffeine in disguise.

Battery acid is..

...not good to drink.

Trouble is...

.. What I get into a lot.

Sandboxes are..

...the same as litterboxes.

Litterboxes are...

biohazards.

Levers are...

a genetic crossbreed between Lemurs and Beavers.

Crossbreeding is...

common on Star Trek.

spaceships are...

large and shiny.

java is...

The only programing language used for coffee makers.

Coffee is...

a sad excuse for caffeine.

caffeine is...

a substitute for sleep.

Sleep is...

for the weak.

rest is...

...everything else.

Everything is...

more than nothing.

space is...

just that, space is.

Insomnia is...

...a great flaw to have in WoD

Cornbread is...

...something good to eat with Red Beans and Rice.

Beans are...

...good for your heart.  And they make ya fart.  And they're yummy, too! ^^

RPoL is...

...a place to be someone you aren't.

Board games are...

...An easy weapon for a bad loser.

A weapon is...

...an easy item to threaten taco haters with.

A taco is...

...a bonus you add to DnD if you play while high.
"How much damage does your sword do?"
"Hee hee...  lets look.   5 plus taco."
"Heh heh..... nice"

a burro is...

...something to ride to get you up out of the canyon!

TheGrand Canyon is...

....big

The Rio Grande is...

...wet.


A photograph is...