PIA

Confused the Legend of ASWoT with some obscure RL person.
Forgiveness came late to the little squid.

Dragon

Wouldn't give approval in the Inc/dec question game.
Was mobbed.
By 5 of me.

PIA

Too many
They turned on themselves
You should have seen the tentacles!!

Kion

Choked on a chicken bone

       RIP: King Scorpion
"because King Chicken was tougher"

EmeraldS

Got smashed by a happen

                         RIP: King Scorpion
"tracked all 8 of his muddy little legs into my apartment"

EmeraldS

The mud also had acid in it...

        King Scorpion
       "LSD = Amputee"

EmeraldS

Made Scorp's army mad...

       RIP: King Scorpion
"Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely"

EmeraldS

Mistakenly placed the Memorial for PIA on Scorp's grave...

         RIP: Dragon
"Finally Stood Behind Himself"

   RIP: PIA
"his house, so makeshift and lude, perhaps his creations crude, without a doubt a most entangling bout with a dragon wherest he stood"

EmeraldS
Confused others as to the origin of his name
got killed by a level 3 noob.

PIA

Finally became somebody in life...
and lost his invincibility.

Dragon
Kept saying I'm things that I'm not.
Was done in.

PIA

Accepted Presto's offer to stay away from ASWoT for a week.
Withdrawal took its toll.
He was just a shell of his former self, when laid to rest.

    Dragon
"Rest in Peace"




(classic! ;D)

EmeraldS

Killed by copywrite

                                King scorpion
"they say a scorpion can kill a thousand men, but he just couldn't kill my boot"

EmeraldS

Stinger went through the boot...

          King Scorpion
"and behind that boot was... another boot"

EmeraldS

Died of suffocation...
His feet couldn't get enough air with all the boots he had on.