You are logged onto Roleplay Online and are just about to update your favorite game. Suddenly, you read something you didn't want to read...

Look at that low flying plane.

RPoL has come out with a Premium edition.  For only $0.25 a post or $19.99 a month, (with a one year contract,) you can utilize RPoL from multiple platforms in nearly every country, (Access from North America, Japan, and parts of Europe to be announced soon!)

Traditional RPoL will still be mostly unchanged, but it will be rebranded as FRPoL, (Free Roll Play on Line,) where you can lurk in most* of the public forums for free!

*Posting in the forums or interacting with the more popular games will require an upgrade to RPoL Premium.

[OOC: I am just imagining Heath posting to RPoL from the top of a skyscraper.  Heath!  Don't jump!]
This message was last edited by the GM at 22:40, Wed 30 Mar 2016.

[Hah, I was still on the skyscraper one.]

RPoL has new Terms which will ban its use by anyone OVER the age of 18.

In addition to the long standing, (nearly three hours old,) ban of anyone over the age of 18, RPoL has new Terms which will ban its use by anyone UNDER the age of 18.

If you cannot prove yourself to be exactly 18 years of age, you will be removed from RPoL by force.

I'm sorry, but I can't keep doing this. I'm going to delete this game next week.

In reply to FourLegged (msg # 515):

By the way, that was brilliant.

Okay its a homebrew setting. It's Conan/Twilight/New Kids on the Block RPG.

Did I miss something here?

NEW ONE

You find yourself at your neighborhood park, (watching your child, playing in the sandbox, wandering by, or participating in a different activity that would be sanctioned by the RPoL moderators,) when you hear this drifting across the playground...

Bob! Jack-Jack is missing!

Those aren't Lincoln Logs!

wow, looks like we didn't need to keep the equipment up to standards after all

No, I'm totally not taking pictures of your kids!

Mommy, Sally is stuck in the sand, oh wait, I can't see her anymore...

The swingset looks like it's going to to over...

Mommy i am allergic to colors

Everyone gets mandatory overtime today!

*me and a few others slacking aroudn*

Bossman: oh yes, final announcement, the water cooler hasn't been cleaned in weeks, i sure hope all you slackers havent been drinking any

remembers that i was the only one who drank any, and i had 32 cups, why? Imma thirsty boi, also if i am sipping i donthave to talk

You have been promoted to Lead Dishwasher in the IT Department, congratulations!

you're fired

OR

stop playing meinkraft: nazi edition

The boss telling you, "we need to talk."

"I have two news for you: one good and one bad.
The good one is that from tomorrow you won't have any more work-related stress."

Only one person knows how to do this. They quit yesterday. We still need it done by end of day today.

You completed your assignment earlier than planned? Congratulations!
You know, there is a colleague of yours that is very late and needs help to hit the deadline...