Focus!

I hate how the hero dies at the end.

Oops...   was that a spoiler?

Hysterical laughter during the pivotal scene of a dramatic tragedy.

but it's just getting to the good part! I can't change his diaper yet!

Mommy!  Has anyone seen my Mommy?

The subtle beginnings of a baby crying...   *thinking, please take your child into the lobby so we can hear* ...    it never happens -_-

Someone reading the subtitles outloud

silence

Someone explaining every detail to their 'Who, what, where, when?' child

new topic

"Look, we're about to ski over yellow snow."

Where's the snow?

I gotta pee

((@ Heath; Eeeeeww, but I think that's happened once in Ohio, it was on the news))

Somebody standing up and mooning everybody, not even on purpose, their pants just fall down

Look out below!

complete silence is broken by the sudden crashing and burning sounds of a tree that utterly destroy the lift's bearing sending everyone on it to the ground, rolling down hill and eventually being berried by the subsequent avalanche...   You should have taken the stairs...

Gunshots

A child, who's afraid of heights, screaming their arse off

Just as you come close to reaching the top of the lift there is a screech and you realize there is a bear standing right where you are about to get off...  good luck

A tic tic click boom, the sounds of a suicide bomber, haha

(While you're on Lift 2)
"Isn't Lift 2 supposed to be down for maintenance today?"

"Since we are stuck here for the next ten hours, have you heard the Good News?"

(That post made me sad.)

The sounds of wolves howling ahead...