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I Did Not Want To Hear That III.
Posted by Yoss
For group 0
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Nika
player, 398 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 09:46
msg #38
Re: In Surgery!
Uh... You connected the artery to the vein.. Hm.. I wonder what will happen now. This will be so cool!
EmeraldS
player, 880 posts
I'll steal your nuts!
Catch me if you can
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 16:07
msg #39
Re: In Surgery!
Is he supposed to be dying like that?
powerisall
player, 7767 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 21:12
msg #40
Re: In Surgery!
Doctor: Nurse! Clean up and bandage his leg!
Nurse: Doctor! He's losing alot of blood! You've got to do something quick!
Doctor: Don't you think I know that? We're not going to lose another one!
Nurse: Doctor! He's flatlining!
Doctor: Quick! Make him eat this lobster!
Nurse: But Doct--
Doctor: No buts nurse! Just make him eat it! It's his only chance at survival!
Nurse: Amazing doctor! How did you know that would work?
Doctor: I play RuneScape.
Heath
player, 10418 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:00
msg #41
Re: In Surgery!
Which leg were we supposed to amputate again? Oh, well, just take both, and we'll blame it on...clotting...yeah, that's the ticket.
(OOC: We've actually done this topic before.)
powerisall
player, 7832 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:02
msg #42
Re: In Surgery!
its good to come back occasionally.
You sure thats the nitrous oxide? Let me see that mask.
*takes mask and inhales, at the same time a repair man comes round the corner*
Hey doc, I just fixed the pipe. It had a leak.
Heath
player, 10421 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:10
msg #43
Re: In Surgery!
No, I said cut off PIA's tentacles! 'Ten...ta...cles.'"
powerisall
player, 7843 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:11
msg #44
Re: In Surgery!
And I say that a monkey
CAN
do this guy's brain surgery!
Heath
player, 10423 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:12
msg #45
Re: In Surgery!
Which end is up?
powerisall
player, 7847 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:16
msg #46
Re: In Surgery!
What do you mean the heart is supposed to be in the chest cavity?
Nika
player, 420 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:43
msg #47
Re: In Surgery!
So that
wasn't
an oddly shaped third leg?
Kitty
player, 3288 posts
Precious
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 05:32
msg #48
Re: In Surgery!
Wait...why is he spurting blood now? Is that supposed to look like that?
Heath
player, 10432 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 18:14
msg #49
Re: In Surgery!
Not another sex change operation!
Kitty
player, 3344 posts
Precious
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 18:29
msg #50
Re: In Surgery!
I've killed three patients already today, don't let me do it again!
This message was last edited by the player at 18:29, Tue 26 Aug 2008.
Heath
player, 10434 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 18:37
msg #51
Re: In Surgery!
You wanna play doctor?
Santos
player, 711 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 12:01
msg #52
Re: In Surgery!
What do you mean "Out of anesthesia?" We're only halfway done!
Kitty
player, 3397 posts
Precious
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 15:32
msg #53
Re: In Surgery!
Oops, I think I cut the wrong thing.
Heath
player, 10470 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 16:29
msg #54
Re: In Surgery!
Give me a moment to think here...the thigh bone's connected to the knee bone, check...the knee bone's connected to the...what comes next?
Kion
player, 2999 posts
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 16:32
msg #55
Re: In Surgery!
Heath:
No, I said cut off PIA's tentacles! 'Ten...ta...cles.'"
OMG, TOTAL nomination!!! LMBO!!!
Heath
player, 10474 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 16:34
msg #56
Re: In Surgery!
Glad to service your funny bone.
(This is both a post in this thread and a response to Kion's nomination.)
powerisall
player, 8117 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 30 Aug 2008
at 13:28
msg #57
Re: In Surgery!
No, I said cut of Kions digits! "Di..gits."
Santos
player, 791 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Sun 31 Aug 2008
at 13:51
msg #58
Re: In Surgery!
This better be important, I was winning a drinking contest at Heath's Tavern.
powerisall
player, 8347 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 1 Sep 2008
at 22:57
msg #59
Re: While building your new house
this one may be interesting methinks.
Heath
player, 10497 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 2 Sep 2008
at 17:25
msg #60
Re: While building your new house
Should I put the "stairs to nowhere" by "Hell's Furnace"?
powerisall
player, 8424 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Wed 3 Sep 2008
at 19:47
msg #61
Re: While building your new house
this thing has absolutely NO foundation. see?
Heath
player, 10524 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 3 Sep 2008
at 23:01
msg #62
Re: While building your new house
"Luckily, the Indians lost their lawsuit about their ancient burial ground located here."
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