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I Did Not Want To Hear That III.

Posted by YossFor group 0
Nika
player, 398 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 09:46
  • msg #38

Re: In Surgery!

Uh... You connected the artery to the vein.. Hm.. I wonder what will happen now. This will be so cool!
EmeraldS
player, 880 posts
I'll steal your nuts!
Catch me if you can
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 16:07
  • msg #39

Re: In Surgery!

Is he supposed to be dying like that?
powerisall
player, 7767 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 21:12
  • msg #40

Re: In Surgery!

Doctor: Nurse! Clean up and bandage his leg!

Nurse: Doctor! He's losing alot of blood! You've got to do something quick!

Doctor: Don't you think I know that?  We're not going to lose another one!

Nurse: Doctor! He's flatlining!

Doctor: Quick! Make him eat this lobster!

Nurse: But Doct--

Doctor: No buts nurse! Just make him eat it!  It's his only chance at survival!

Nurse: Amazing doctor! How did you know that would work?

Doctor: I play RuneScape.
Heath
player, 10418 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:00
  • msg #41

Re: In Surgery!

Which leg were we supposed to amputate again?  Oh, well, just take both, and we'll blame it on...clotting...yeah, that's the ticket.

(OOC: We've actually done this topic before.)
powerisall
player, 7832 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:02
  • msg #42

Re: In Surgery!

its good to come back occasionally.

You sure thats the nitrous oxide?  Let me see that mask.

*takes mask and inhales, at the same time a repair man comes round the corner*

Hey doc, I just fixed the pipe.  It had a leak.
Heath
player, 10421 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:10
  • msg #43

Re: In Surgery!

No, I said cut off PIA's tentacles! 'Ten...ta...cles.'"
powerisall
player, 7843 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:11
  • msg #44

Re: In Surgery!

And I say that a monkey CAN do this guy's brain surgery!
Heath
player, 10423 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:12
  • msg #45

Re: In Surgery!

Which end is up?
powerisall
player, 7847 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:16
  • msg #46

Re: In Surgery!

What do you mean the heart is supposed to be in the chest cavity?
Nika
player, 420 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:43
  • msg #47

Re: In Surgery!

So that wasn't an oddly shaped third leg?
Kitty
player, 3288 posts
Precious
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 05:32
  • msg #48

Re: In Surgery!

Wait...why is he spurting blood now?  Is that supposed to look like that?
Heath
player, 10432 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 18:14
  • msg #49

Re: In Surgery!

Not another sex change operation!
Kitty
player, 3344 posts
Precious
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 18:29
  • msg #50

Re: In Surgery!

I've killed three patients already today, don't let me do it again!
This message was last edited by the player at 18:29, Tue 26 Aug 2008.
Heath
player, 10434 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 18:37
  • msg #51

Re: In Surgery!

You wanna play doctor?
Santos
player, 711 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 12:01
  • msg #52

Re: In Surgery!

What do you mean "Out of anesthesia?"  We're only halfway done!
Kitty
player, 3397 posts
Precious
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 15:32
  • msg #53

Re: In Surgery!

Oops, I think I cut the wrong thing.
Heath
player, 10470 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 16:29
  • msg #54

Re: In Surgery!

Give me a moment to think here...the thigh bone's connected to the knee bone, check...the knee bone's connected to the...what comes next?
Kion
player, 2999 posts
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 16:32
  • msg #55

Re: In Surgery!

Heath:
No, I said cut off PIA's tentacles! 'Ten...ta...cles.'"

OMG, TOTAL nomination!!!  LMBO!!!
Heath
player, 10474 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 27 Aug 2008
at 16:34
  • msg #56

Re: In Surgery!

Glad to service your funny bone.

(This is both a post in this thread and a response to Kion's nomination.)
powerisall
player, 8117 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 30 Aug 2008
at 13:28
  • msg #57

Re: In Surgery!

No, I said cut of Kions digits!  "Di..gits."
Santos
player, 791 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Sun 31 Aug 2008
at 13:51
  • msg #58

Re: In Surgery!

This better be important, I was winning a drinking contest at Heath's Tavern.
powerisall
player, 8347 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 1 Sep 2008
at 22:57
  • msg #59

Re: While building your new house

this one may be interesting methinks.
Heath
player, 10497 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 2 Sep 2008
at 17:25
  • msg #60

Re: While building your new house

Should I put the "stairs to nowhere" by "Hell's Furnace"?
powerisall
player, 8424 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Wed 3 Sep 2008
at 19:47
  • msg #61

Re: While building your new house

this thing has absolutely NO foundation.  see?
Heath
player, 10524 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 3 Sep 2008
at 23:01
  • msg #62

Re: While building your new house

"Luckily, the Indians lost their lawsuit about their ancient burial ground located here."
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