(Game idea by Despyzer, taken from "Who's Line Is It Anyway")

Things you'd not like to hear ... Someone picks a situation or a place and everyone has to come up with a phrase or sentence they'd not like to hear at the situation or place.

For instance:

Things you'd not like to hear in an operating room:

- I just dropped my contact.
- Hi, I'm Dr. Kervorkian.  I'll be your surgeon today.

I'll give out the first location...

Things you would not like to hear at the olympics:

"The emperor will be swimming the 100 meter in the most aerodynamic of suits.  He says they're invisible, calls them 'The Emperor's New Clothes.'"

It seems like some king of 5 ringed space monster is devouring all the athletes.

You have just won a gold medal for the newest event...

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sumo wrestling!

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ummm yeah....  everybody else forfeited, but since there's no competition, we don't think its fair to give you a medal.

Yeah, so..we know about your steroid use..

why is your piss green?

The good news:  You won the Silver medal!
The bad news: Everyone else got the Gold.

Yes, you do win the gold for throwing the javelin out of the arena...but, when it landed in the parking lot...well, we'll explain it all down at police headquarters.  Oh, and you'll want to call your lawyer.

The gold for Mens Fencing goes to..... Michael Phelps....

Sorry athletes, the hotel has run out of condoms again.

You're looking for a porta-what?
Oh, just use your left hand and a pitcher of water.
You want privacy in there?  Why, what do you plan on doing in there?

Our entire country's team has tested positive for several different drugs and will be barred from the next Olympics.

DUDE, that would suck.