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Play like David Letterman's top 10.

(someone needs to work on rules write up)

I'll try and work something up if you want me to.

NEW TOPIC

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"


(We have a topic, and then you count down from 10.  The person after the person who posts #1 chooses a new topic -- and can post #10 or let the next person do it.)
This message was last edited by the player at 18:37, Tue 19 Aug 2008.

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
3 - I'M TELLING...Heath

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
3 - I'M TELLING...Heath
2 - "I saw you at the crime scene, wearing that same robe, and covered in blood!"

<quote Heath>
10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
3 - I'M TELLING...Heath
2 - "I saw you at the crime scene, wearing that same robe, and covered in blood!"
1 - "I am free to practice law in here...right?

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person
06 - He made up the whole Kryptonite scare

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person
06 - He made up the whole Kryptonite scare
05 - He made Soulja Boy put a lyric about him in a song.

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person
06 - He made up the whole Kryptonite scare
05 - He made Soulja Boy put a lyric about him in a song.
04 - Insists on wearing his underwear over his clothes.

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person
06 - He made up the whole Kryptonite scare
05 - He made Soulja Boy put a lyric about him in a song.
04 - Insists on wearing his underwear over his clothes.
03 - Doesn't do ANYTHING fun with his powers.


and guys!  we need to keep this seperate from 10 uses for!

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person
06 - He made up the whole Kryptonite scare
05 - He made Soulja Boy put a lyric about him in a song.
04 - Insists on wearing his underwear over his clothes.
03 - Doesn't do ANYTHING fun with his powers.
02 - You don't even want to KNOW what he does with his x-ray vision.

10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person
06 - He made up the whole Kryptonite scare
05 - He made Soulja Boy put a lyric about him in a song.
04 - Insists on wearing his underwear over his clothes.
03 - Doesn't do ANYTHING fun with his powers.
02 - You don't even want to KNOW what he does with his x-ray vision.
01 - He isn't on ASWoT.

I WIN! :D  OH!
This message was last edited by the player at 04:58, Fri 22 Aug 2008.

10 - they make you toot!

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.
07 - They're many different colors.

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.
07 - They're many different colors.
06 - I can't smell them

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.
07 - They're many different colors.
06 - I can't smell them
05 - They're often shaped like kidneys.

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.
07 - They're many different colors.
06 - I can't smell them
05 - They're often shaped like kidneys.
06 - Stuff them in bags and you have a GREAT toy!

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.
07 - They're many different colors.
06 - I can't smell them
05 - They're often shaped like kidneys.
04 - Stuff them in bags and you have a GREAT toy!
03 - They're larger than PIA's brain.

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.
07 - They're many different colors.
06 - I can't smell them
05 - They're often shaped like kidneys.
04 - Stuff them in bags and you have a GREAT toy!
03 - They're larger than PIA's brain. (nice one Kitty)
02 - They make a great tool to count with!

10 - they make you toot!
09 - They grow a giant beanstalk that reaches into the giant's home in the clouds, where the goose that lays the golden egg lives.
08 - They make a great cake.
07 - They're many different colors.
06 - I can't smell them
05 - They're often shaped like kidneys.
04 - Stuff them in bags and you have a GREAT toy!
03 - They're larger than PIA's brain. (nice one Kitty)
02 - They make a great tool to count with!
01 - They're good for your HEART! :D

Top 10 Things to Never say to your Boss!

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.
07 - Is that you who smells? or you?

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.
07 - Is that you who smells? or you?
06 - Can I get a raise?

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.
07 - Is that you who smells? or you?
06 - Can I get a raise?
05 - does your face always look that way?

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.
07 - Is that you who smells? or you?
06 - Can I get a raise?
05 - does your face always look that way?
04 - I have a better idea.  Instead of firing me, lets not, and say we did.

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.
07 - Is that you who smells? or you?
06 - Can I get a raise?
05 - does your face always look that way?
04 - I have a better idea.  Instead of firing me, lets not, and say we did.
03 - Hey, I read your journal and...oops. ^^

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.
07 - Is that you who smells? or you?
06 - Can I get a raise?
05 - does your face always look that way?
04 - I have a better idea.  Instead of firing me, lets not, and say we did.
03 - Hey, I read your journal and...oops. ^^
02 - Please keep my bottle of pills and whatever you do DO NOT give them to me no matter how hard I beg!!

10 - You wouldn't DARE fire me.
09 - Suck on this!
08 - Go and have fun with your secretary and leave me alone.
07 - Is that you who smells? or you?
06 - Can I get a raise?
05 - does your face always look that way?
04 - I have a better idea.  Instead of firing me, lets not, and say we did.
03 - Hey, I read your journal and...oops. ^^
02 - Please keep my bottle of pills and whatever you do DO NOT give them to me no matter how hard I beg!!
01 - I make more money than you.

10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
7.  - You've just mistakenly given out the corporate password to the competition.
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
7.  - You've just mistakenly given out the corporate password to the competition.
6.  - Skeletons are falling out of all your closets.  and you're a politician
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<quote powerisall>
10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
7.  - You've just mistakenly given out the corporate password to the competition.
6.  - Skeletons are falling out of all your closets.  and you're a politician
5.  - You called in...dead.
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
7.  - You've just mistakenly given out the corporate password to the competition.
6.  - Skeletons are falling out of all your closets.  and you're a politician
5.  - You called in...dead.
4.  - You didn't call in period.
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
7.  - You've just mistakenly given out the corporate password to the competition.
6.  - Skeletons are falling out of all your closets.  and you're a politician
5.  - You called in...dead.
4.  - You didn't call in period.
3.  - They start inquiring about certain "expenses".
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
7.  - You've just mistakenly given out the corporate password to the competition.
6.  - Skeletons are falling out of all your closets.  and you're a politician
5.  - You called in...dead.
4.  - You didn't call in period.
3.  - They start inquiring about certain "expenses".
2.  - You find out playing 'Doom' isn't approved of.
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10. - You've said any of the previous top 10 list to your boss.
9.  - You're now in the witness protection program.
8.  - You like the pr0nz too much, and are about to get caught.
7.  - You've just mistakenly given out the corporate password to the competition.
6.  - Skeletons are falling out of all your closets.  and you're a politician
5.  - You called in...dead.
4.  - You didn't call in period.
3.  - They start inquiring about certain "expenses".
2.  - You find out playing 'Doom' isn't approved of.
1.  - They add RPOL to there block list.

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top 10 things not to ?<what>? the police officer?

say to?

do to?

smoke with?
This message was last edited by the player at 21:44, Wed 17 Sept 2008.

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     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
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9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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8.   Don't worry occifer, I drinking not been.
9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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7.   I think you're badge isn't shiny enough.
8.   Don't worry occifer, I drinking not been.
9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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6.   YES, I KILLED HIM! And I'd do it again too!
7.   I think you're badge isn't shiny enough.
8.   Don't worry occifer, I drinking not been.
9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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5.   Don't forget to check the trunk!
6.   YES, I KILLED HIM! And I'd do it again too!
7.   I think you're badge isn't shiny enough.
8.   Don't worry occifer, I drinking not been.
9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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4.   This trick or treater thinks he is a cop!
5.   Don't forget to check the trunk!
6.   YES, I KILLED HIM! And I'd do it again too!
7.   I think you're badge isn't shiny enough.
8.   Don't worry occifer, I drinking not been.
9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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3.   Hey good lookin! How much?
4.   This trick or treater thinks he is a cop!
5.   Don't forget to check the trunk!
6.   YES, I KILLED HIM! And I'd do it again too!
7.   I think you're badge isn't shiny enough.
8.   Don't worry occifer, I drinking not been.
9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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2.   Offica I havn *hiccup* ben drinkan I swer.
3.   Hey good lookin! How much?
4.   This trick or treater thinks he is a cop!
5.   Don't forget to check the trunk!
6.   YES, I KILLED HIM! And I'd do it again too!
7.   I think you're badge isn't shiny enough.
8.   Don't worry occifer, I drinking not been.
9.   Officer: Do you know you were speeding?
     Guy in Car: Did you know your wife can't keep up?
10.  ^#&I #*U@  @$U$  @#^^ (@**

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Top 10 proofs that Elvis isn't really dead

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Top 10 proofs that Elvis isn't really dead

1. Those clones in Las Vegas.
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Top 10 proofs that Elvis isn't really dead

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Top 10 proofs that Elvis isn't really dead

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5. A drunk said he was at his wedding to Paris Hilton
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Top 10 proofs that Elvis isn't really dead

1. Those clones in Las Vegas.
2. Articles from The Onion
3. Continued economic strength of the fast food industry
4. In his last concert tour, he left clues that he was not going to be around much longer
5. A drunk said he was at his wedding to Paris Hilton
6. My hamburger has king-sized bites taken out of it.
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1. Those clones in Las Vegas.
2. Articles from The Onion
3. Continued economic strength of the fast food industry
4. In his last concert tour, he left clues that he was not going to be around much longer
5. A drunk said he was at his wedding to Paris Hilton
6. My hamburger has king-sized bites taken out of it.
7. Sometmes you see a white-clad, blackhaired, disco-dancing form at midnight under a full moon.
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1. Those clones in Las Vegas.
2. Articles from The Onion
3. Continued economic strength of the fast food industry
4. In his last concert tour, he left clues that he was not going to be around much longer
5. A drunk said he was at his wedding to Paris Hilton
6. My hamburger has king-sized bites taken out of it.
7. Sometmes you see a white-clad, blackhaired, disco-dancing form at midnight under a full moon.
8. I seen him wit' my own two eyes!
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1. Those clones in Las Vegas.
2. Articles from The Onion
3. Continued economic strength of the fast food industry
4. In his last concert tour, he left clues that he was not going to be around much longer
5. A drunk said he was at his wedding to Paris Hilton
6. My hamburger has king-sized bites taken out of it.
7. Sometmes you see a white-clad, blackhaired, disco-dancing form at midnight under a full moon.
8. I seen him wit' my own two eyes!
9. I heard him hiding in a dumpster.
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1. Those clones in Las Vegas.
2. Articles from The Onion
3. Continued economic strength of the fast food industry
4. In his last concert tour, he left clues that he was not going to be around much longer
5. A drunk said he was at his wedding to Paris Hilton
6. My hamburger has king-sized bites taken out of it.
7. Sometmes you see a white-clad, blackhaired, disco-dancing form at midnight under a full moon.
8. I seen him wit' my own two eyes!
9. I heard him hiding in a dumpster.
10. Agent K said he went home.

1. Those clones in Las Vegas.
2. Articles from The Onion
3. Continued economic strength of the fast food industry
4. In his last concert tour, he left clues that he was not going to be around much longer
5. A drunk said he was at his wedding to Paris Hilton
6. My hamburger has king-sized bites taken out of it.
7. Sometmes you see a white-clad, blackhaired, disco-dancing form at midnight under a full moon.
8. I seen him wit' my own two eyes!
9. I heard him hiding in a dumpster.
10. Agent K said he went home.

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 8. The girls are men, and the kids are undercover FBI agents
 9. Sequels seldom live up to the original
10. Real Life was here first.

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 5. It isn't as fun harassing virtual mimes.
 6. Food doesn't taste as digital
 7. Less pixelization
 8. The girls are men, and the kids are undercover FBI agents
 9. Sequels seldom live up to the original
10. Real Life was here first.

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 4. When you kill people, they don't respawn.
 5. It isn't as fun harassing virtual mimes.
 6. Food doesn't taste as digital
 7. Less pixelization
 8. The girls are men, and the kids are undercover FBI agents
 9. Sequels seldom live up to the original
10. Real Life was here first.

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 3. More options
 4. When you kill people, they don't respawn.
 5. It isn't as fun harassing virtual mimes.
 6. Food doesn't taste as digital
 7. Less pixelization
 8. The girls are men, and the kids are undercover FBI agents
 9. Sequels seldom live up to the original
10. Real Life was here first.

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 2. You don't have to play to pay
 3. More options
 4. When you kill people, they don't respawn.
 5. It isn't as fun harassing virtual mimes.
 6. Food doesn't taste as digital
 7. Less pixelization
 8. The girls are men, and the kids are undercover FBI agents
 9. Sequels seldom live up to the original
10. Real Life was here first.

 1. There are less large fat guys in diapers running past you.
 2. You don't have to play to pay
 3. More options
 4. When you kill people, they don't respawn.
 5. It isn't as fun harassing virtual mimes.
 6. Food doesn't taste as digital
 7. Less pixelization
 8. The girls are men, and the kids are undercover FBI agents
 9. Sequels seldom live up to the original
10. Real Life was here first.

in response to 1,2,6,7 and 8: TSL is a lot better.

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10. Bikini anything

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10. Bikini anything

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 9. When Wild _____'s Attack
10. Bikini anything

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10. Bikini anything

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 7. Something involving a "closer look a cheerleaders"
 8. When Girls go wild
 9. When Wild _____'s Attack
10. Bikini anything

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 6. The Man Show cancelled
 7. Something involving a "closer look a cheerleaders"
 8. When Girls go wild
 9. When Wild _____'s Attack
10. Bikini anything

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 4. Britney Spears Bald Again
 5. Simpsons
 6. The Man Show cancelled
 7. Something involving a "closer look a cheerleaders"
 8. When Girls go wild
 9. When Wild _____'s Attack
10. Bikini anything

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 3. Victoria Secret Fashion Show
 4. Britney Spears Bald Again
 5. Simpsons
 6. The Man Show cancelled
 7. Something involving a "closer look a cheerleaders"
 8. When Girls go wild
 9. When Wild _____'s Attack
10. Bikini anything

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 2. Latest Designs of Underwear
 3. Victoria Secret Fashion Show
 4. Britney Spears Bald Again
 5. Simpsons
 6. The Man Show cancelled
 7. Something involving a "closer look a cheerleaders"
 8. When Girls go wild
 9. When Wild _____'s Attack
10. Bikini anything

 1. Superbowl
 2. Latest Designs of Underwear
 3. Victoria Secret Fashion Show
 4. Britney Spears Bald Again
 5. Simpsons
 6. The Man Show cancelled
 7. Something involving a "closer look a cheerleaders"
 8. When Girls go wild
 9. When Wild _____'s Attack
10. Bikini anything

DING DONG the topic is done.

That's your cue to start a new one. The next poster starts a new topic.

your the next poster who posted after me. which means your next.

Just start a topic for a change :D

I'm sleepy. and you dare me to make a topic??

Yep!

WHAT?!! you dare open pandora's box?

Yep! I dare!

but I do not dare!!

START!

Ok, just post a topic.

I already did

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10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

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 9. Use a large mallet preferably the one being used by bugs bunny
10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

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10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

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 9. Use a large mallet preferably the one being used by bugs bunny
10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

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 8. Warm milk and Valium
 9. Use a large mallet preferably the one being used by bugs bunny
10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

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 5. a solid uppercut on the chin
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 7. Keep them up until they can no longer stay awake.
 8. Warm milk and Valium
 9. Use a large mallet preferably the one being used by bugs bunny
10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

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 4. send em off to a hotel suite in guantanamo bay
 5. a solid uppercut on the chin
 6. Vulcan "death" grip
 7. Keep them up until they can no longer stay awake.
 8. Warm milk and Valium
 9. Use a large mallet preferably the one being used by bugs bunny
10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

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 2. nyquil, a hammer, and a good soft bed.
 3. make him watch the happy days reruns.
 4. send em off to a hotel suite in guantanamo bay
 5. a solid uppercut on the chin
 6. Vulcan "death" grip
 7. Keep them up until they can no longer stay awake.
 8. Warm milk and Valium
 9. Use a large mallet preferably the one being used by bugs bunny
10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

 1. 500ccs of horse tranquilizer!!!
 2. nyquil, a hammer, and a good soft bed.
 3. make him watch the happy days reruns.
 4. send em off to a hotel suite in guantanamo bay
 5. a solid uppercut on the chin
 6. Vulcan "death" grip
 7. Keep them up until they can no longer stay awake.
 8. Warm milk and Valium
 9. Use a large mallet preferably the one being used by bugs bunny
10. Put him in a warm dark room with a minimum of stimuli

NEXT topic:

TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE TURTLE SOUP in a short amount of time!!!!

WAAAH!!!!

10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

7. Make a turtle swim in a pot.
8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

6. Bonfire+bathtub full of water+turtle
7. Make a turtle swim in a pot.
8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

5. In Gumbo with crawfish and lots of Tabasco sauce.
6. Bonfire+bathtub full of water+turtle
7. Make a turtle swim in a pot.
8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

4. In a pot with yummy fish and laser vision.
5. In Gumbo with crawfish and lots of Tabasco sauce.
6. Bonfire+bathtub full of water+turtle
7. Make a turtle swim in a pot.
8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

3. Be Jack Sparrow and go turtle fishing.
4. In a pot with yummy fish and laser vision.
5. In Gumbo with crawfish and lots of Tabasco sauce.
6. Bonfire+bathtub full of water+turtle
7. Make a turtle swim in a pot.
8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

2. Be someone else Johnny Depp played and go turtle fishing.
3. Be Jack Sparrow and go turtle fishing.
4. In a pot with yummy fish and laser vision.
5. In Gumbo with crawfish and lots of Tabasco sauce.
6. Bonfire+bathtub full of water+turtle
7. Make a turtle swim in a pot.
8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.

1. Use imitation turtle, as the real ones are very difficult to catch, due to their immense speed and superpowers.
2. Be someone else Johnny Depp played and go turtle fishing.
3. Be Jack Sparrow and go turtle fishing.
4. In a pot with yummy fish and laser vision.
5. In Gumbo with crawfish and lots of Tabasco sauce.
6. Bonfire+bathtub full of water+turtle
7. Make a turtle swim in a pot.
8. Canned turtlsoup and a laser beam
9. Turtlewax and an active volcano.
10. Use a real turtle and a microwave.


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Top 10 ways to kill a roach!
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10: Radioactivity.

9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

7. Deranged Cat
8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

6. Deranged serial killer
7. Deranged Cat
8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

7. His crazy ex-wife, Susan.
6. Deranged serial killer
7. Deranged Cat
8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

4. His even crazier current wife, Jan.
5. His crazy ex-wife, Susan.
6. Deranged serial killer
7. Deranged Cat
8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

3. His bathtub (filled with H₃O) ((That's Hydronium. It's got the lowest pH of 'em all.))
4. His even crazier current wife, Jan.
5. His crazy ex-wife, Susan.
6. Deranged serial killer
7. Deranged Cat
8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

2. Lasers
3. His bathtub (filled with H3O) ((That's Hydronium. It's got the lowest pH of 'em all.))
4. His even crazier current wife, Jan.
5. His crazy ex-wife, Susan.
6. Deranged serial killer
7. Deranged Cat
8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

BONUS: Use more gun.
1. Use a gun.
2. Lasers
3. His bathtub (filled with H3O) ((That's Hydronium. It's got the lowest pH of 'em all.))
4. His even crazier current wife, Jan.
5. His crazy ex-wife, Susan.
6. Deranged serial killer
7. Deranged Cat
8. Shoe.
9. Stick it in a pile of Twinkies
10: Radioactivity.

10: Magma.

9. Brillo Pads
10: Magma.

8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

7. FrFl (Fracium Flouride, the most volatile compund know to man. Also, we think it's the cure for AIDS.)
8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

6. Lasers
7. FrFl (Fracium Flouride, the most volatile compund know to man. Also, we think it's the cure for AIDS.)
8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

5. Sonic Shower (like in the Sims)
6. Lasers
7. FrFl (Fracium Flouride, the most volatile compund know to man. Also, we think it's the cure for AIDS.)
8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

4. A bucket of lye
5. Sonic Shower (like in the Sims)
6. Lasers
7. FrFl (Fracium Flouride, the most volatile compund know to man. Also, we think it's the cure for AIDS.)
8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

3. Soap.
4. A bucket of lye
5. Sonic Shower (like in the Sims)
6. Lasers
7. FrFl (Fracium Flouride, the most volatile compund know to man. Also, we think it's the cure for AIDS.)
8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

2. A potato peeler
3. Soap.
4. A bucket of lye
5. Sonic Shower (like in the Sims)
6. Lasers
7. FrFl (Fracium Flouride, the most volatile compund know to man. Also, we think it's the cure for AIDS.)
8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

1. A cactus
2. A potato peeler
3. Soap.
4. A bucket of lye
5. Sonic Shower (like in the Sims)
6. Lasers
7. FrFl (Fracium Flouride, the most volatile compund know to man. Also, we think it's the cure for AIDS.)
8. Liquid hydrogen
9. Brillo Pads
10. Magma.

New topic Dawna.

10. Play ASWoT

9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

7. Watch every single Star Trek episode
8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

6. Pretend to be a can of wax.
7. Watch every single Star Trek episode
8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

5. Be able to recite all the stats for D&D
6. Pretend to be a can of wax.
7. Watch every single Star Trek episode
8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

4. Really be a can of wax
5. Be able to recite all the stats for D&D
6. Pretend to be a can of wax.
7. Watch every single Star Trek episode
8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

3. Deem the song 'White and Nerdy' as your theme song
4. Really be a can of wax
5. Be able to recite all the stats for D&D
6. Pretend to be a can of wax.
7. Watch every single Star Trek episode
8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

2. Intentionally break glasses just to tape in the middle
3. Deem the song 'White and Nerdy' as your theme song
4. Really be a can of wax
5. Be able to recite all the stats for D&D
6. Pretend to be a can of wax.
7. Watch every single Star Trek episode
8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

1. Know the Star Trek timeline forwards and backwards.
2. Intentionally break glasses just to tape in the middle
3. Deem the song 'White and Nerdy' as your theme song
4. Really be a can of wax
5. Be able to recite all the stats for D&D
6. Pretend to be a can of wax.
7. Watch every single Star Trek episode
8. Feed off of other's ideas like a parasite. *cough*Grant*cough*
9. Get your mom to play ASWoT
10. Play ASWoT

New topic


10. Take it back

9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

7. Pity a fool. (in this case, Grant.)
8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

6. Bombs and guns (solves all problems).
7. Pity a fool. (in this case, Grant.)
8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

5. Death-hug.
6. Bombs and guns (solves all problems).
7. Pity a fool. (in this case, Grant.)
8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

3.
4. Midgits pullin' an aeroplane (Somehow ...)
5. Death-hug.
6. Bombs and guns (solves all problems).
7. Pity a fool. (in this case, Grant.)
8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

3. get him Punk'd.
4. Midgits pullin' an aeroplane (Somehow ...)
5. Death-hug.
6. Bombs and guns (solves all problems).
7. Pity a fool. (in this case, Grant.)
8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

2. Throw him into jello with Glinda the Good Witch
3. get him Punk'd.
4. Midgits pullin' an aeroplane (Somehow ...)
5. Death-hug.
6. Bombs and guns (solves all problems).
7. Pity a fool. (in this case, Grant.)
8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

1. e-mail, anonymously, incriminating photos of him to his boss.
2. Throw him into jello with Glinda the Good Witch
3. get him Punk'd.
4. Midgits pullin' an aeroplane (Somehow ...)
5. Death-hug.
6. Bombs and guns (solves all problems).
7. Pity a fool. (in this case, Grant.)
8. Call the Sherrif (CL), and have CL threaten to Z-Tube him.
9. Put a tack on his seat (but please don't)
10. Take it back

10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

7. Have them tell Congress about how they don't want health care.
8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

6. Tell him you'll give him $10mil if he can successfully eat cake while excruciating.
7. Have them tell Congress about how they don't want health care.
8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

5. Mmmm... hobo cake.
6. Tell him you'll give him $10mil if he can successfully eat cake while excruciating.
7. Have them tell Congress about how they don't want health care.
8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

4. Hobo knife.
5. Mmmm... hobo cake.
6. Tell him you'll give him $10mil if he can successfully eat cake while excruciating.
7. Have them tell Congress about how they don't want health care.
8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

3. Kindness
4. Hobo knife.
5. Mmmm... hobo cake.
6. Tell him you'll give him $10mil if he can successfully eat cake while excruciating.
7. Have them tell Congress about how they don't want health care.
8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.
This message was last edited by the GM at 07:09, Sat 27 Mar 2010.

2. Poison soup line...come and get it!!
3. Kindness
4. Hobo knife.
5. Mmmm... hobo cake.
6. Tell him you'll give him $10mil if he can successfully eat cake while excruciating.
7. Have them tell Congress about how they don't want health care.
8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

1. Tell him he can't live in a tent anymore, then he'll die of natural causes.
2. Poison soup line...come and get it!!
3. Kindness
4. Hobo knife.
5. Mmmm... hobo cake.
6. Tell him you'll give him $10mil if he can successfully eat cake while excruciating.
7. Have them tell Congress about how they don't want health care.
8. Strap a remote detonated bomb to the back of a hobo with duck brand duct tape, move to a safe distance, and trigger the bomb
9. Proclaim yourself king of the hobos and declare war on modern civilization
10. Lure him onto the subway by telling him there would be cake, but when really the cake is a lie.

10.  Don't let a puce cat crosses your path, an angry painter might be following

9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat crosses your path, an angry painter might be following

8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following

7. Never eat salt if its Easter Sunday and you haven't yet eaten a slice of ham.
8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following

6. Don't step on the foul line when walking on or off of a baseball field during a game.
7. Never eat salt if its Easter Sunday and you haven't yet eaten a slice of ham.
8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following

5. Don't step on the angry old lady who lays in your hallway during Christmas vacation
6. Don't step on the foul line when walking on or off of a baseball field during a game.
7. Never eat salt if its Easter Sunday and you haven't yet eaten a slice of ham.
8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following

4. never walk your dog backwards into a flooded sewage drain.
5. Don't step on the angry old lady who lays in your hallway during Christmas vacation.
6. Don't step on the foul line when walking on or off of a baseball field during a game.
7. Never eat salt if its Easter Sunday and you haven't yet eaten a slice of ham.
8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following.

3. If the television is on and its just white noise when you enter the room, and you're the only one home or lives there, spin clockwise 3 times, touch your left index finger to your nose and sneeze.
4. never walk your dog backwards into a flooded sewage drain.
5. Don't step on the angry old lady who lays in your hallway during Christmas vacation.
6. Don't step on the foul line when walking on or off of a baseball field during a game.
7. Never eat salt if its Easter Sunday and you haven't yet eaten a slice of ham.
8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following.

2. If everyone in the world plays pokemon at the same time then pokemon will exist.
3. If the television is on and its just white noise when you enter the room, and you're the only one home or lives there, spin clockwise 3 times, touch your left index finger to your nose and sneeze.
4. never walk your dog backwards into a flooded sewage drain.
5. Don't step on the angry old lady who lays in your hallway during Christmas vacation.
6. Don't step on the foul line when walking on or off of a baseball field during a game.
7. Never eat salt if its Easter Sunday and you haven't yet eaten a slice of ham.
8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following.

10. If I could rewrite human evolution, I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels.

1. Never eat carnitas while telling political jokes at a press conference.
2. If everyone in the world plays pokemon at the same time then pokemon will exist.
3. If the television is on and its just white noise when you enter the room, and you're the only one home or lives there, spin clockwise 3 times, touch your left index finger to your nose and sneeze.
4. never walk your dog backwards into a flooded sewage drain.
5. Don't step on the angry old lady who lays in your hallway during Christmas vacation.
6. Don't step on the foul line when walking on or off of a baseball field during a game.
7. Never eat salt if its Easter Sunday and you haven't yet eaten a slice of ham.
8. Don't walk through a doorway without kissing your hand and touching the box on the doorframe.
9. Never walk through a door you did not open without knocking on it twice as you go through.
10.  Don't let a puce cat cross your path, an angry painter might be following.
This message was last edited by the player at 15:41, Fri 19 Aug 2011.

9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels

- On a side note, i think the person posting the next topic should do it in a different post so it can be titles properly :p

8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels

7. I would rule the world, All hail Füher Grand Micester Werk ze 18th!
8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels

6: I'd re-invent the burning of fossil fuels
7. I would rule the world, All hail Füher Grand Micester Werk ze 18th!
8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels

Damn!  I'd get hella pissed if this wasn't a SERIOUS WASTE OF TIME!  heh heh
But, you did re-write my #1 post (didn't even get the title right)!
SHOCKING
Restoring title to "re-write Human Evolution", not "Human History"...

5. I'd make the title lines of top 10 lists in fora (ie forums) locked by the first poster... and thus having stopped 90% of the world's miscommunication, I'd short circuit all war and violence from 2011 onwards, everywhere!
6: I'd re-invent the burning of fossil fuels
7. I would rule the world, All hail Füher Grand Micester Werk ze 18th!
8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels
This message was last edited by the player at 12:54, Mon 05 Sept 2011.

4. I would stop agricu7lture from developing so everyone was still hunter/gatherers.
5. I'd make the title lines of top 10 lists in fora (ie forums) locked by the first poster... and thus having stopped 90% of the world's miscommunication, I'd short circuit all war and violence from 2011 onwards, everywhere!
6: I'd re-invent the burning of fossil fuels
7. I would rule the world, All hail Füher Grand Micester Werk ze 18th!
8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels

3. I would have not killed off all the deadly predator creatures, so we could have true-life roleplaying adventures...  NOW
4. I would stop agricu7lture from developing so everyone was still hunter/gatherers.
5. I'd make the title lines of top 10 lists in fora (ie forums) locked by the first poster... and thus having stopped 90% of the world's miscommunication, I'd short circuit all war and violence from 2011 onwards, everywhere!
6: I'd re-invent the burning of fossil fuels
7. I would rule the world, All hail Füher Grand Micester Werk ze 18th!
8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels

2. I would have invented the internet earlier, so my ancestors may enjoy sites such as RPOL...
3. I would have not killed off all the deadly predator creatures, so we could have true-life roleplaying adventures...  NOW
4. I would stop agricu7lture from developing so everyone was still hunter/gatherers.
5. I'd make the title lines of top 10 lists in fora (ie forums) locked by the first poster... and thus having stopped 90% of the world's miscommunication, I'd short circuit all war and violence from 2011 onwards, everywhere!
6: I'd re-invent the burning of fossil fuels
7. I would rule the world, All hail Füher Grand Micester Werk ze 18th!
8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels

How to fix this country (USA);
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.

Let's count that as just #10, and not 5-10!  There's a lot of fixin' required!

1. I would have started colleges during the Renaissance devoted only to to psychic power, and have the internet be a psychic network.
2. I would have invented the internet earlier, so my ancestors may enjoy sites such as RPOL...
3. I would have not killed off all the deadly predator creatures, so we could have true-life roleplaying adventures...  NOW
4. I would stop agricu7lture from developing so everyone was still hunter/gatherers.
5. I'd make the title lines of top 10 lists in fora (ie forums) locked by the first poster... and thus having stopped 90% of the world's miscommunication, I'd short circuit all war and violence from 2011 onwards, everywhere!
6: I'd re-invent the burning of fossil fuels
7. I would rule the world, All hail Füher Grand Micester Werk ze 18th!
8. I would make steampunk a reality.
9. I'd write myself into the battle of Thermopolaye so i can watch the real 300
10. I'd uninvent the burning of fossil fuels
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:33, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

Thats a bit...uh...sensitive. Don't you agree? I am pretty conservative myself, and don't agree with the syntax or diction of what you said. So a change of venue to something a bit more... lighthearted perhaps?

Its not that I am opting out, but we want to keep this a peaceful site away from Deabte and Politics to insure everyone can enjoy themselves...

And its not that I don't want you to speak your mind, but if you do i am sure others will as well. And this site is one of the few get aways I have, so lets leave things like this for another thread...

From Pg 1

From Pg 2
@ Tanner -- I hear you that this topic makes you uncomfortable.  But I don't see anything in the thread descriptions (above) saying NOT to list something serious.  I didn't post anything inappropriate.

Also, I posted #10 and so I started the next list.

Rather than you continually attempting to re-write (aka hijack) my posts (you attempted to re-interpret my last Top 10 also), why don't you just skip this thread until we're on another Top 10 countdown?
This message was last edited by the player at 07:59, Tue 06 Sept 2011.

Alright then...

How to fix this country (USA);

9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:34, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:35, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

7.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:36, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

7. Conquer the world.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:36, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

6. Apologize for slavery & make reparations, and apologize for colonizing native lands and genociding millions of natives.
7. Conquer the world.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.

Jioan, your #7 made me LOL!
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:33, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

5. Kill all the lawyers (except Heath...He can stay)
6. Apologize for slavery & make reparations, and apologize for colonizing native lands and genociding millions of natives.
7. Conquer the world.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:33, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

4. Steal Borrow more money from other countries
5. Kill all the lawyers (except Heath...He can stay)
6. Apologize for slavery & make reparations, and apologize for colonizing native lands and genociding millions of natives.
7. Conquer the world.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:32, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

3. Change ethical values to justify the government's every action.
4. Steal Borrow more money from other countries
5. Kill all the lawyers (except Heath...He can stay)
6. Apologize for slavery & make reparations, and apologize for colonizing native lands and genociding millions of natives.
7. Conquer the world.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:32, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

2. Legalize all victimless crimes (ie any consensual sex acts, public nudity, growing & smoking pot, driving w/o seatbelt, jay-walking, speeding, public drinking, consensual fights to the death (for entertainment/sport), etc), but punish white-collar criminals (ie fraud, extortion, racketeering, graft, bribery, misappropriation, exploitation, disenfranchisement, etc) where there are obvious victims ( -- with fights to the death in 'the arena' -- OK, this last bit was a joke.).
3. Change ethical values to justify the government's every action.
4. Steal Borrow more money from other countries
5. Kill all the lawyers (except Heath...He can stay)
6. Apologize for slavery & make reparations, and apologize for colonizing native lands and genociding millions of natives.
7. Conquer the world.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:32, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

1. Form a community that relies on mutual benefit as opposed to individualism.
2. Legalize all victimless crimes (ie any consensual sex acts, public nudity, growing & smoking pot, driving w/o seatbelt, jay-walking, speeding, public drinking, consensual fights to the death (for entertainment/sport), etc), but punish white-collar criminals (ie fraud, extortion, racketeering, graft, bribery, misappropriation, exploitation, disenfranchisement, etc) where there are obvious victims ( -- with fights to the death in 'the arena' -- OK, this last bit was a joke.).
3. Change ethical values to justify the government's every action.
4. Steal Borrow more money from other countries
5. Kill all the lawyers (except Heath...He can stay)
6. Apologize for slavery & make reparations, and apologize for colonizing native lands and genociding millions of natives.
7. Conquer the world.
8. Get rid of special medical & benefits programs for elected politicians and require them use Medicare and Social Security (if they qualify), and also require elected politicians to have a nation-wide referendum to enact pay raises for themselves.
9. Limit/End Over-Spending on programs such as Welfare, Universal Healthcare, and The Dream Act.
10.  We should convert the war machine to environmental protection corps, stop govt & corporate & bank corruption, get rid of lobbyists, stop the secret funding of the Teaparty, end legal corporate 'personhood' & end unlimimted corporate spending on elections, & get rid of Diebold voting machines.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:31, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

Oh, nice list!!! Heh

So waiting on next #1 from you, jioan?  You have WON!  Heh

Hmmmmm... alrighty then.
How about 10 ways to stop a show from being canceled.

10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

8. Feign a rebellion to force the government to subsidize the show.
9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

7. Have the show be a hit, a big hit, a monumental success.
8. Feign a rebellion to force the government to subsidize the show.
9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

6. Brainwash millions of people to watch every episode and write positive reviews.
7. Have the show be a hit, a big hit, a monumental success.
8. Feign a rebellion to force the government to subsidize the show.
9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

5. Insert subliminal messaging into the renewal requests submitted to the network each year.
6. Brainwash millions of people to watch every episode and write positive reviews.
7. Have the show be a hit, a big hit, a monumental success.
8. Feign a rebellion to force the government to subsidize the show.
9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

4. Replace Rupert Murdoch with a robot that supports shows based on critical acclaim.
5. Insert subliminal messaging into the renewal requests submitted to the network each year.
6. Brainwash millions of people to watch every episode and write positive reviews.
7. Have the show be a hit, a big hit, a monumental success.
8. Feign a rebellion to force the government to subsidize the show.
9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.
This message was last edited by the player at 20:07, Thu 08 Sept 2011.

3. Remember:  Sexual tension and poop jokes sell
4. Replace Rupert Murdoch with a robot that supports shows based on critical acclaim.
5. Insert subliminal messaging into the renewal requests submitted to the network each year.
6. Brainwash millions of people to watch every episode and write positive reviews.
7. Have the show be a hit, a big hit, a monumental success.
8. Feign a rebellion to force the government to subsidize the show.
9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

2. Move filming to New Zealand and hire local actors.
3. Remember:  Sexual tension and poop jokes sell
4. Replace Rupert Murdoch with a robot that supports shows based on critical acclaim.
5. Insert subliminal messaging into the renewal requests submitted to the network each year.
6. Brainwash millions of people to watch every episode and write positive reviews.
7. Have the show be a hit, a big hit, a monumental success.
8. Feign a rebellion to force the government to subsidize the show.
9. Own the networks and dictate the terms.
10. Rage on the forums for days on end as several dozen users inciting a fervor in everyone you meet to save the show.

10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
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10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8.
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10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7.
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4.
3.
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10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7. Practice having a hunted, stressed, brow-crinkled, expression even when you're having fun on the web;  look like you're suffering.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
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10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7. Practice having a hunted, stressed, brow-crinkled, expression even when you're having fun on the web;  look like you're suffering.
6. Methodically moving papers around at your desk, and murmuring facts and figures to yourself
5.
4.
3.
2.
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10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7. Practice having a hunted, stressed, brow-crinkled, expression even when you're having fun on the web;  look like you're suffering.
6. Methodically moving papers around at your desk, and murmuring facts and figures to yourself
5. Walk around quickly, while carrying papers and looking purposeful.  (Do not cover the same area so that people don't see you twice within a limited amount of time.)
4.
3.
2.
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10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7. Practice having a hunted, stressed, brow-crinkled, expression even when you're having fun on the web;  look like you're suffering.
6. Methodically moving papers around at your desk, and murmuring facts and figures to yourself
5. Walk around quickly, while carrying papers and looking purposeful.  (Do not cover the same area so that people don't see you twice within a limited amount of time.)
4. Always send an email near the end of the day, just to prove you were there.
3.
2.
1.

10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7. Practice having a hunted, stressed, brow-crinkled, expression even when you're having fun on the web;  look like you're suffering.
6. Methodically moving papers around at your desk, and murmuring facts and figures to yourself
5. Walk around quickly, while carrying papers and looking purposeful.  (Do not cover the same area so that people don't see you twice within a limited amount of time.)
4. Always send an email near the end of the day, just to prove you were there.
3. Construct something small, create a large complicated explanation of how you made it that makes it appear as though it took all day, and then open up the rest of your schedule and enjoy
2.
1.

10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7. Practice having a hunted, stressed, brow-crinkled, expression even when you're having fun on the web;  look like you're suffering.
6. Methodically moving papers around at your desk, and murmuring facts and figures to yourself
5. Walk around quickly, while carrying papers and looking purposeful.  (Do not cover the same area so that people don't see you twice within a limited amount of time.)
4. Always send an email near the end of the day, just to prove you were there.
3. Construct something small, create a large complicated explanation of how you made it that makes it appear as though it took all day, and then open up the rest of your schedule and enjoy
2. Smile at everyone and wish them a happy day.
1.

10. Book a meeting for only yourself in the corner conference room, then play video games for an hour.
9. Regularly ask your boss some unimportant questions concerning your work but make it sound serious and complicated.
8. Type for several hours on your computer, with ASWoT 'restored' as a smaller screen with microsoft office above it with ALOT of gibberish...
7. Practice having a hunted, stressed, brow-crinkled, expression even when you're having fun on the web;  look like you're suffering.
6. Methodically moving papers around at your desk, and murmuring facts and figures to yourself
5. Walk around quickly, while carrying papers and looking purposeful.  (Do not cover the same area so that people don't see you twice within a limited amount of time.)
4. Always send an email near the end of the day, just to prove you were there.
3. Construct something small, create a large complicated explanation of how you made it that makes it appear as though it took all day, and then open up the rest of your schedule and enjoy
2. Smile at everyone and wish them a happy day.
1. Never get caught looking at your cell phone, even for work business.

How to fly:

10. Grow wings.
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How to fly:

10. Grow wings.
 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p)
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How to fly:

10. Grow wings.
 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p)
 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss
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10. Grow wings.
 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p)
 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss
 7. Get on a bloody plain
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10. Grow wings. 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p) 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss 7. Get on a bloody plain 6. Become a dragon 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

10. Grow wings.
 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p)
 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss
 7. Get on a bloody plain
 6. Become a dragon
 5. Redefine flight as something that you can do
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10. Grow wings. 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p) 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss 7. Get on a bloody plain 6. Become a dragon 5. Redefine flight as something that you can do 4 drink Red bull. It gives you wings. 3. 2. 1.

10. Grow wings.
 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p)
 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss
 7. Get on a bloody plain
 6. Become a dragon
 5. Redefine flight as something that you can do
 4. Drink Red Bull, it gives you wings
 3. Take lessons
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10. Grow wings. 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p) 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss 7. Get on a bloody plain 6. Become a dragon 5. Redefine flight as something that you can do 4. Drink Red Bull, it gives you wings 3. Take lessons 2. Steal a witch's broomstick 1.

10. Grow wings.
 9. Buy/make one of them new jet packs with the black hawk wings (hover packs are so last century :p)
 8. Throw yourself at the ground and miss
 7. Get on a bloody plain
 6. Become a dragon
 5. Redefine flight as something that you can do
 4. Drink Red Bull, it gives you wings
 3. Take lessons
 2. Steal a witch's broomstick
 1. Squirrel suit

How to Draw

1.Free-hand
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How to Draw

1.Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
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How to Draw

1.Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
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How to Draw

1.Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
4. After 10 paces and turning
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How to Draw

1. Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
4. After 10 paces and turning
5. Take a piece of burnt wood to a cave wall
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How to Draw

1. Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
4. After 10 paces and turning
5. Take a piece of burnt wood to a cave wall
6. protractor
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How to Draw

1. Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
4. After 10 paces and turning
5. Take a piece of burnt wood to a cave wall
6. protractor
7. stencil
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How to Draw

1. Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
4. After 10 paces and turning
5. Take a piece of burnt wood to a cave wall
6. protractor
7. stencil
8. Make yourself charismatic
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How to Draw

1. Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
4. After 10 paces and turning
5. Take a piece of burnt wood to a cave wall
6. protractor
7. stencil
8. Make yourself charismatic
9. You get a sword, you put it at your waist...  and off with the dude's head
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How to Draw

1. Free-hand
2. While holding the bow firmly in one hand, notch the arrow and...
3. Trace
4. After 10 paces and turning
5. Take a piece of burnt wood to a cave wall
6. protractor
7. stencil
8. Make yourself charismatic
9. You get a sword, you put it at your waist...  and off with the dude's head
10. Look at youtube tutorials

How to complain

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How to complain

1. With big eyes and a whiny tone
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(Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1?  Not that it really matters for ASWOT, since they come in the order they come regardless of the numbers.)

How to complain

1. With big eyes and a whiny tone
2. with many "butt kisses"
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How to complain

1. With big eyes and a whiny tone
2. with many "butt kisses"
3. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
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How to complain

1. With big eyes and a whiny tone
2. with many "butt kisses"
3. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
4. picket
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How to complain

10. With big eyes and a whiny tone
9. with many "butt kisses"
8. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
7. picket
6. spam facebook
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How to complain

10. With big eyes and a whiny tone
9. with many "butt kisses"
8. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
7. picket
6. spam facebook
5. Mutter
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How to complain

10. With big eyes and a whiny tone
9. with many "butt kisses"
8. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
7. picket
6. spam facebook
5. Mutter
4. write letters and hide them about the house
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How to complain

10. With big eyes and a whiny tone
9. with many "butt kisses"
8. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
7. picket
6. spam facebook
5. Mutter
4. write letters and hide them about the house
3. Moans about everything
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How to complain

10. With big eyes and a whiny tone
9. with many "butt kisses"
8. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
7. picket
6. spam facebook
5. Mutter
4. write letters and hide them about the house
3. Moans about everything
2. Start with "I'm not complaining but..."
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How to complain

10. With big eyes and a whiny tone
9. with many "butt kisses"
8. Quibble about petty details (i.e. Aren't these supposed to go 10 to 1...)
7. picket
6. spam facebook
5. Mutter
4. write letters and hide them about the house
3. Moans about everything
2. Start with "I'm not complaining but..."
1. Don't back down when you are wrong

How to be wrong
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How to be wrong
10 Make assumptions
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How to be wrong
 10 Make assumptions
 9 ignore facts
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  How to be wrong

10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
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10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
7; Lack intelligence.
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10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
7; Lack intelligence.
6; contradict your self
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10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
7; Lack intelligence.
6; contradict your self
5; Lie to yourself.
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10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
7; Lack intelligence.
6; contradict your self
5; Lie to yourself.
4; don't admit you are wrong
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10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
7; Lack intelligence.
6; contradict your self
5; Lie to yourself.
4; don't admit you are wrong
3; Use incorrect information.
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10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
7; Lack intelligence.
6; contradict your self
5; Lie to yourself.
4; don't admit you are wrong
3; Use incorrect information.
2; use correct information incorrectly
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10; Make assumptions
9; Ignore facts
8; Side with other people
7; Lack intelligence.
6; contradict your self
5; Lie to yourself.
4; don't admit you are wrong
3; Use incorrect information.
2; use correct information incorrectly
1; Refuse to view other sides of the argument.

10. number things
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
7. Make sure the words are relevant to the topic
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
7. Make sure the words are relevant to the topic
6. using correct gramma might help
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
7. Make sure the words are relevant to the topic
6. using correct grammar might help
5. As well as correct spelling
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
7. Make sure the words are relevant to the topic
6. using correct grammar might help
5. As well as correct spelling
4. think about each point before writing each point on the list
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
7. Make sure the words are relevant to the topic
6. using correct grammar might help
5. As well as correct spelling
4. think about each point before writing each point on the list
3. Make sure none of the points are redundant.
2.
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
7. Make sure the words are relevant to the topic
6. using correct grammar might help
5. As well as correct spelling
4. think about each point before writing each point on the list
3. Make sure none of the points are redundant.
2. try not to repeat your self
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10. number things
9. Put dots after the numbers. (Or dashes)
8. put words after the dots
7. Make sure the words are relevant to the topic
6. using correct grammar might help
5. As well as correct spelling
4. think about each point before writing each point on the list
3. Make sure none of the points are redundant.
2. try not to repeat your self
1. End on a good note!

1. blue
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1. blue
2. red
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1. blue
2. red
3. purple
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