Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Superman is a Jerk...
10 - He goes to bars and convinces drunk people to think they can fly
09 - He always smells like a damn post office.
08 - He always asks women, "Would you like to see my buns of steel?"
07 - He's a lot smaller in person
06 - He made up the whole Kryptonite scare
05 - He made Soulja Boy put a lyric about him in a song.
04 - Insists on wearing his underwear over his clothes.
03 - Doesn't do ANYTHING fun with his powers.
02 - You don't even want to KNOW what he does with his x-ray vision.
01 - He isn't on ASWoT.
I WIN! :D OH!
This message was last edited by the player at 04:58, Fri 22 Aug 2008.