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Testing - Top 10 Lists.

Posted by YossFor group 0
Yoss
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Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 17:49
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Testing - Top 10 Lists

This game is in Testing status, which means you are encouraged to provide input and discussion regarding rules changes.  When you think the game is ready to graduate from Testing or ready to move to the trash, say so in Suggestions and we'll vote on it.  This notice will be removed when the thread leaves testing.

Play like David Letterman's top 10.

(someone needs to work on rules write up)
Kion
player, 2496 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:06
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Re: Testing - Top 10 Lists

I'll try and work something up if you want me to.
Heath
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Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:34
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Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

NEW TOPIC

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"


(We have a topic, and then you count down from 10.  The person after the person who posts #1 chooses a new topic -- and can post #10 or let the next person do it.)
This message was last edited by the player at 18:37, Tue 19 Aug 2008.
Raz
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Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:39
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Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
Zeldi
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Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:42
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Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
Raz
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Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:44
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Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
Kion
player, 2513 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 19:30
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Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
Yoss
GM, 25457 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 19:32
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Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
Raz
player, 9044 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 19:34
  • msg #9

Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
Kion
player, 2514 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 19:46
  • msg #10

Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
3 - I'M TELLING...Heath
Heath
player, 10309 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 23:03
  • msg #11

Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
3 - I'M TELLING...Heath
2 - "I saw you at the crime scene, wearing that same robe, and covered in blood!"
Kion
player, 2538 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 23:05
  • msg #12

Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court

<quote Heath>
10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9-  "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8-  "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7-  "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you!  Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
3 - I'M TELLING...Heath
2 - "I saw you at the crime scene, wearing that same robe, and covered in blood!"
1 - "I am free to practice law in here...right?
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