Re: Top 10 Things NOT To Say to a Judge in Court
10- "Why are you still wearing a robe at 1:00 in the afternoon?"
9- "Umm, I forgot which one I'm representing."
8- "Nice wig, who's your barber?"
7- "Look, I have to go in an hour, how about I just say I tampered with the evidence and we'll dismiss till Monday?"
6 - "Oh, Yeah...it's really hard to be you! Sitting in a chair judging people all day..."
5 - Age makes you look so distinguished.
4 - Sorry, you just remind me of something I read on ASWoT
3 - I'M TELLING...Heath
2 - "I saw you at the crime scene, wearing that same robe, and covered in blood!"