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What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

Only Deep Thought would know

Do all illusions have to be optical?

It would look that way, but does it really?

Is water wet?

Could be, unless someone changed it's molecular structure since the last time I checked.

Can anti-matter be successfully utilized to create a time machine?

No, but you can use it to go faster then the speed of light

Will the pay divide between executives and employees increase or decrease?

Probably both in an oscillating pattern.

Does that count as not being an answer?

Some answers do, it depends on your frame of reference.


Is it Tuesday?

It and Wednesday were both members of the Adams Family, but Tuesday was a lame Chinese rip-off.

Which is the most collectable Adams Family action figure?

John Quincy Adams.  He wasn't mentioned in the show much...


Why dies the word 'diet' have to have the word 'die' in it?

Because like water - Everyone who does it dies.

Why is water so deadly?

Oxygen and hydrogen are both flammable, but together they quench fire.

Why does fire water have so little water in it?

Because it's too full of fire.

What actually is fire water?

I'm thinking soot.

Can water get wet?

The long gone practice of questioning and pondering the conscientiousness and intelligence of our fluid peers is what holds this answer. In the furthered wondering and questioning of water in it's existence can we finally perceive and understand if it is in fact...wet. In order to begin the experiment of this, we must become one with water. Long sessions at the beach, laying there as the tides push and pull us. Steeping in our bathwater for hours and hours. Until the moment where we hear water speak back to us as we pour it from the tap. Only then, can we begin to ask the question if it is able to be wet.

What is a serious waste of time?

This game, duh. Also, sitting in your room on the internet for 24 hours. In other words, me.

What is the meaning of meaning?

The meaning of meaning is the means of which to be meant. In such a way that meaning to be meant construes itself in to being the means of a mean and its own meaning.

Are zombies alive?

If you look at them fourth dimensionally, all that have lived or will live are alive in their temporal locations.

Is it possible to visit people in other times like we can visit them in other places?

If you look at them four dimensionally, we are constantly visiting people at different times and at different places through said times.

Is epistemology a paradox?

I neither have knowledge of nor have an opinion about epistemology.

Are spirits real?

Spirits are the well of drinks of which such things as Coca Cola and Mountain Dew spring forth. The vat which empowers us with it's tingly and sweet liquidity.

Why do we sleep?

Sometimes people get bored of being awake and demanded from nature a state preferable to death to solve this issue.

What's the best movie ever?

I've never seen the movie 'What'

Do you enjoy sports ball?

Sometimes!

Will my goal of no life be achieved one day?

no, it will take a few day

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