(Game idea by Lobo Negro)

Basically, someone asks a question and the next person answers, but the answer must not contain any useful information at all, think tangents, off-base.

Answers can be simple, eg

Q: What is the purpose of thumbs
A: They give our hands enough weight not to float in the air all the time.

Or they can be elaberate, one of my favourites was

Q: Why do women wear high heels.
A: In ancient times, the level of helium inside the Earth (which is what keeps it floating in space) was dangerously high, to the point where the planet was threatened with floating right up out of the galaxy, and ending up bobbing around the universal ceiling, out of reach. Seeing as men were busy at the time declaring themselves 'hunters', and investigating whether or not it's a good idea to try to headbutt woolly mammoths to death, it fell to women to solve the problem. They did this by wearing special footwear with sharp heels, which made tiny punctures in the Earth's crust as they walked, thus venting excess helium (the cumulative effect of this, over dozens of generations, is also why women's voices tend to be higher than men's). The reason for high heels has long been forgotten, but the practice remains as a kind of racial memory, thereby keeping the Earth from floating away.

Q: Is it a good idea to headbutt Wooly Mammoths to death?
A: Only on the second Tuesday of every month when woolly mammoths have a monthly one day hibernation and are therefore vulnerable & unable to defend themselves.  Of course, once you have headbutted them to death you're faced with the problem of having to move them, which involves constructing a complex series of levers and pulleys. It's much easier to just let the woolly mammoth be & hunt something a bit smaller.

Something like this.

Who's idea was it to make a thread called Unanswered Questions, anyway?

Most of the time, these days, the one who came up with the idea is the one who has their name as the poster of said game.  However, this is a semi-recent development, and the games just get posted under yoss.

Why is yoss so amazing?

Because of the number 11.

Why are Party-Lite candles so popular?

Because he's an owl, and owl's kick butt.


What the heck is PIA's pic supposed to be?

Of a question that you didn't answer.

Why are Party-Lite candles so popular?

Because of the word Party. Duh.


Anyway, what is PIA's pic?

I think the other Question game might be a better place to get a good answer for that, because in here, as far as I know, it's still all re,lated to the number 11.

Why is the number 11 so amazing?

You are the only one who has ever referenced the number 11 here, as far as I'm concerned.

Why should I be concerned?

Because he's a gnome for crying out loud! You never know what those crafty little devils are plotting....


Why am I so afraid of gnomes?

Gnomes are evil.  Especially gnome rogues.  Invisibility is enough of an advantage, but to make them impossible to click on!?  Come on Blizzard.  Give the horde a chance!

Do you play alliance or horde?

I would play Horde if I knew what you were talking about... Horde sounds so much cooler then Alliance.


Is Doulos a gnome rogue?

Thank god!  somebody else who doesn't want to play a night elf for their racial ability!

 Do you know how hard it is to find people who don't want to play alliance on WoW, if only for the fact that the horde characters 'look ugly'?

No, I didn't know that.


WoW?

This is the UNanswered questions game, not World of Warcraft Grant.

Didn't you read the sign?

The whole concept is skewed to begin with. Most of the questions that are asked already have answers, such as the one you just asked. Yes, I did read the sign. There, already answered. :P


Did that make sense?

I have at least 7 senses.

Why do you insist on answering these questions directly!?  Why not do it indirectly?

I can't answer questions indirectly. It hurts my brain...


How would one do that anyway?

One is a number, and how one can do ANYTHING except basic arithmetic is beyond me.

Why don't you just go off on a tangent or something?

You can't honestly expect me to just go off on a tangent. I mean, tangents usually take some amount of planning, and at this late at night (11 p.m. here), planning isn't exactly the easiest thing to do. Not to mention the fact that I have other, slightly more important things to do, such as schoolwork, hygiene, and other basic teenager worries. So, in layman's terms, me going off on a tangent is very unlikely, unless of course I become extremely bored and finish everything that I need to do. Unfortunately, that's unlikely at best, as I was planning on working through most of the night. There's always that off-chance though that I finish early, which would mean it would be much more likely for me to go off on a tangent. Either way, it's probably not going to happen.


Wait a second... Did I just go off on a tangent? What's a tangent, anyway?

A tangent intersects a curve at only one point.

Who shot JR?

I think SR did.

What's the 117th best tv show in history?

Whichever is better than the 118th best show in history.

Why do you want to know?

Knowledge is power! is the slogan of School House Rock.

Did you watch those songs?

Songs are poems set to music.

do you write poetry?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please wash your hands,
When you are through.

...was posted on the wall in my elementary school restroom.

Do you like chili?

Chili isn't very chilly.

Don't you think its too hot?

Absolute zero is the opposite of too hot.

If Absolute Zero is the coldest something can get, what is the hottest something can get?

The sun isn't the hottest thing ever.

Is anything the hottest thing ever?

There was this girl once.

Why do girls dye their hair?

I don't think even they know.

Why do we have hair?

Back in Greek Mythology, the God Dionysus decdied that people were to pink and it showed too much of the red wine color when they drank too much which prevented them from infiltrating normal society after one of their daily orgies, so he blessed the whole human population with hair all over to disguise the alcoholic coloring.

Why do people drink alcohol?

Alcohol makes me feel funny!

Why is it bad to use it with pot?

The chemical reactions between alcohol and marijuana are not carefully measured, and scientists believe that mixing the two in the right amounts could cause a minor explosion. Not enough to destroy a house, but certainly enough to kill the smoker/drinker.

Why is the economy in a slump?

Democrats.

Why does Obama have such big ears?

It's because he's smart.

Why do republicans give tax breaks to rich people?

Because chocolate is amazing.

Why is black such a dark color?

Chuck Norris invented black.  In fact, he invented every color.
Except pink.  Tom Cruise invented pink.

Why am I bored?

Because you're made of wood?

Why does this seem so pointless?

Blunt Edges.

If Time seems to drag on and on, but Time flies when you're having fun, what happens when Time goes to a tractor pull?

John Deere will win any tractor pull.

What is your favorite tractor?

TRACTOR BEAMS SUCK!!  (no, really...  they suck you right in.)

Does John Deer make tractor beams?

The Enterprise has tractor beams.

Do you watch Star Trek?

Mr. Spock is a vulcan.

Why does he pluck his eyebrows?

good question.

How come they don't make new episodes of Star Trek?

Star Trek is old...


What happened to Leonard Nimoy?
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Who is Leonard Nemoy?

Wasn't he Spock? Or am I severely mistaken?

Didn't know who played as Spock. I just watch the re-runs on tv. Though I'm not sure if you're severly mistaken.

Isn't Spock emotionless?

I thought he was purely logical...

And yes, according to this (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000559/ ) I'm right.

Nice.

Who is the captain again?

That'd be William Shatner.

What's his name in the show?

Captain Kirk? Is that who you're talking about?

Or Picard?

Captain Kirk. That's his name.

Who is Picard?

He's the bald captain from later shows.

ah okay.

Now...

Who likes Star wars?

Star Wars can also be considered old.

How does something become considered 'old'?

I don't know.

I like Star Wars though

What about the Flintstones? What ever happened to them?

HEY! This is the UNanswered questions game!  shame on you grant!

anyway, the flinstones were wiped out in a gigantic stock market collapse.  Fred lost his job, and eventually took up drinking.  They can be found today under their new surname, the "Simpsons".

Why does grant keep answering questions here?

Because I'm stupid? :P


Who makes an unanswered question game anyway?

Most of the time, these days, the one who came up with the idea is the one who has their name as the poster of said game.  However, this is a semi-recent development, and the games just get posted under yoss.

Didn't you ask this in the first post of this thread?

Do you think I was here in the first post in this thread?


Who is Yoss? I mean, really? Who's the man behind the owl?

Yoss's voice sounds just like the people who do game walkthroughs on YouTube.

Have you ever heard his voice?

Yes?

My voice sounds like Nyuki-sama's. Have you heard it?

I dont know Nyuki-sama.

Who is Nyuki-sama?

I don't think I can pronounce that name.


Is PIA's name pronounced pee-ah or pie-ah?

I pronounce it pee-ie-ai. But that's just me.


Who really cares?

He does. According to him, his full name (powerisall) is only 3 syllables.
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If Elvis Presley is still alive right now, where is he?

Isnt he with 2pak?

Where should we put nuclear waste, if not underneath schools and churches?

I hide mine under the rug.

Have the rules of this game changed?

I'm too lazy and tired to look at page 1 because this is my last post of the night, so I couldn't tell you.

Was L. Ron Hubbard himself a scientologist?

I'd tell you, but it's against my religion.

How fast does bamboo grow?

fast enough to feed a hungry panda bear.

Why does everybody remember the panda part and not the bear part of panda bear?

Because there's a lot more bears then there are pandas.

Why is PIA obsessed with octopii?

He's a dirty boy.  Dirty!  Dirty! Dirty boy!!!

Why do they call it the big game when the players are all normal sized?

In reply to powerisall (msg #76):

Ummm... Because Panda's AREN'T bears, that's why.

---

Because it's the game that's big, not the players. :P


Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, while hot dog buns come in packages of 8? (If you know what movie this is from, reply to this in the lounge. :P)
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Hebrew Nationals come in packages of seven.

So if the players are normal sized, wouldn't they appear tiny relative to the size of the Game?

Unless it was a game originally played by ants... just scaled up for human participation. Sorta like King's Chess? (I think it's called King's Chess... ???)

Why is it that ASWoTers have so much time to waste?

It was either this or nuclear physics and we couldn't agree on how to pronounce physics.

Why do they call it a Pro-Bowl and never invite professional bowlers?

Why do they call it the pro-bowl but hold it after the super bowl?

Super Bowl?  I'll take the soup, please.

Why did the Koala cross the road?

cause the tree wouldnt bend.

why are koala so fuzzy?

because of constant microwaved popcorns.

Why are do Koalas prefer trees?

The hotdog vendors would get lonely.

How do you keep everything from happening at once?

Because of the gravity of the earth.

Why is a panda much cuter than a koala?

I was just talking about Shaft

What is in a standard hot dog?

A snake would suffice.

Where can i find some water here in this thread?

A waste is a terrible thing to mind.

Do you enjoy hoggie sandwiches?

whether they are big or small.


why do some people eat people?
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People.  People who eat people are the luckiest people in the world.

Do babies spontaneously start crying when you sing?

Spontaneous combustion always make people cry.

Why does FL look very goofy?

I always enjoy watching the sun rise in the evening.

Where do lost pens go?

to the moon and back.

where are you?

No matter where you go, there you are.

If we put the DNA of every ASWoTer in a petri dish with the mutant egg of a llama, what would the baby look like?

The process would cause a chain reaction and destroy the world as we know it.

What would you do now?

Raindrops keep falling on my head...

What do you call an uncoiled Slinky?

A dna.

What is a bipolar?

Spitting sunflower seeds is fun.

What is green?

thats what you get when you splice a rabbit and zebra

how do they make metal?

Why do bacteria evolve so quickly?

Because they love PP.

why dont you answer any of my questions?

I've answered all of your questions. Why don't you listen?

*oooh burn*

Because I never listen.

Cant you even see that?

See what?

The sky.

Are you blind?

Actually, yes.

cool. may I have an autograph?

Sure

-praguepride

Thanks, I needed that. *goes to the toilet*

Awww :(

dont be sad.... *gives PP cookie*

So, when does Soulvirus sleep?

when I get a nolife.. or when I pass out.. seriously though.. I do that sometimes.

You'll pass out!? Lol!

yes i do.. thrice this week already.

Because the gerbil had commitment issues.

Have all the threads run astray?

I guess we must make scotty to beam us up in the right direction?

why do people love star trek so much?

If they didn't, who would buy hair pieces?

In what line of profession can you go from a captain in a starship to a lieutenant on a squad car to a lawyer in a courthouse?

I think the guy in Quantum Leap did all those things at some point.

Have you ever watched an entire episode of Quantam Leap?  How about an entire season?

It is more of a physical reason than a mental equation.

Why is sleep overrated?

We have to stop our dependence on foreign sheep.

What is the best excuse to not go to work?

by going to the zoo and killing all the koalas there.

How do humans create babies?

With some birds, bees, and a stork minced together in a blender.

How do I get a raise?

Wearing lifts.

How much does a big box of teddy grahams cost?

a tooth's worth

how does one fly?

how does one fly what?  what is this fly doing?

How does a person learn to fly?

try riding a squid that will work.

how can a squid squirt?

By making a face and saying the magic words.

What happened to Soulvirus?

Soulvirus is the collective effort of mankind to dump all of our past mistakes into one, tangible (arrestable, killable, and blamable) object; whether or not it has consciousness is up to the leading scientists of this world to figure out.

Pass the Ketchup?

I wonder who thought it would be a good idea to squeeze a tomato, and make paste out of it, and then consume it, seeing as how until a few decades ago, everybody thought tomatoes were poisonous...

Why is it so hot outside?

The sun just doesn't get it, why can't we all just agree to stop frying eachother with radiation beams?

How much wood can chuck norris chuck?

Chuck would chuck more wood than a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Carmen san diego continues to thwart all evil plans against her life.

Is it really easy mac?

Does that imply there's a medium mac and a hard mac?

There was a Bernie Mac, but no more :(

Have you ever seen hard mac or medium mac?  I think its just how difficult it is to wrestle with it.  I've seen some of those mac and cheese commercials.

Why did you get you question and answer in the wrong order pp?

pp is an acronym for pouring pain, which implies a general lack thereof when not used.

does the world revolve around chortling?

I know that chortling revolves around the world.

Why would having a velvet revolver be a good thing?

both velvet, and revolvers, have been used by police, on and off duty for years, the speculation on their combination is an different matter entirely.

What is a police state?

when you state "police!".

What happened to the squid?

Sometimes squid can be a little tempermental

What is an Agenda?

A member of the race of people who reside on Agend V, in the Blokoovius system within the Andromeda Galaxy.

Is it possible for people who play D&D to not be petty, spiteful and small of spirit?

Let's skip that one...

Anyway, who here likes the color green?

not many people I think

What about dark pink? (Magenta)

Maybe a few, I'm not sure.

Anyone here like Pizza?

Depends what is on it...

What is on that pizza?

That depends on what season it is.

What season is it?

It's peanut butter jelly time!!!!!!

*ehem*

So... do you like white bread?

Well that depends on the shade of White.

Where did my house run off to?

It's out.

How come Dragon can ask about white bread but I am forbidden to ask about vanilla ice cream?

who said you were forbidden to ask about icecream?

Speaking of food, when was the last time you had raw deer meat?

1996

Do you consider yourself to be PC while being a PC on your PC?

No actually I consider myself as human as anyone would get.... though there was that time I was a gold dragon for almost a month....

Gold dragons or purple dragons?

The most fond of chipmunks on Christmas.

Do you prefer to watch commercials and wait for a show or just flip to another channel?

channel surfing is fun... unless it is HBo in which case I sleep.

When you sleep, do you wake up screaming?

That usually depends on the day of the week.

If you were a narwhal would you be proud of your horn?

Aren't you?

Why does my knee itch?

You should ask a therapist.

Is the opposite of right wrong or left?

I have a mental image of a leftist political kangaroo with bunny ears, antlers, wolf fangs, and carrying an m16 in one hand while holding a small umbrella in the other. He is wearing pink sunglasses and a thong and is smiling at you like Michael Jackson visiting an orphanage. Take from that picture what you will, but that to me is the opposite of right.

How many ducks does it take to change a light bulb?
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Quack, quack, little boy.

Wanna piece of candy?

I'm not touching your candy with a 12 foot pole.

Do you like italics?

Yes, italics can be very entertaining.

Have you seen the invisible man?
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Oh I was just telling the deaf man all about him.

Are you dumb?

I can't say.

Should I use a blind man to put up curtains?

Only if you value them.

Do you know the origin of fried oreos?

Friar Tuck.

What is the square root of the hypoteneuse of a right triangle?

If you don't mind I'd like to have my lawyer for that one.

When is laughing considered a hostile action?

When someone else is already deepely angered that you are laughing....

Why is it that "jack sh*t" and "diddly squat" are the same thing?

You should ask an expert.

What is batman's secret identity?

Does he have one? If he dioes ask the CIA.

What exactly is "Diddly Squat"?

Well, I believe it doesn't exist.  There is no such thing as "Diddley Squat".

Where would you find a toothpick?

in a tooth...

Have you ever read George Carlin?

I'm not in the habit of reading people. They're far easier to eat when I don't have to digest both their appearance and their bodies.

What do you like to eat?

That is private information!  I expected better of you!

Where are your manners?

Outside picking up Fek

why do you ask?

hmmmm...  that is a good question.

Do you like to press big red buttons?

Do I look like Cody?

Speaking of him, where is our One Ring anyway?

Fell in a river waiting to get picked up by some unknowning passerby...

Didn't you see the request for a new Market Manager?

No, but I heard it.

How long has he been gone?

A long time

In fact I would think he has been gone long enough that mnoey is pretty much stuck... wouldn't you agree?

We have money.  Cool, didn't know that.

How do you (or did) make money?

You are not high enough rank to ask such questions

Did you know that you must be high enough rank to ask such questions?

I was wondering why it looked like nobody had bought any of my awesome wares in the almost year that I've been gone...

Do you think we can convince him to come back?

Depends on who you mean to convince to come back....

Besides who Do you mean to convince to come back?

We have so many absentees here now. The world's a much smaller place..

Do you think Vixcis turning good was the undoing of the fabric of reality that had this impact on our world?

It might explaine why I'm a faerie bride thief... Hek I caneven write up my own stats too :)

What would you be in terms of a group? Martial artist, Bride Thief, Swordmage, Soldier, Noble?

Where do dragons fit in your group listing? Cause that's where I'd be.

Why is my juice gone?

We all know what it really was.

Did I miss a lot of posting?

You really should work on your aim. That way you don't miss as much.

How long have you been here?

I think you would be a nobel in terms of what you are race wise, there are dragon born, you might be a White Dragon.... if female... a purple dragon if male...

Why do you ask of being a dragon in a game like LOTE?

Well that depends on my knowledge of LOTE.

Is the sky blue?

No it is not, that is just the name we gave the color of the sky

Do you even know what LOTE stands for?

I think you can answer that yourself.

Do you know what LOTE stands for?

Legends of the East, why ask me I'm the one that made such a game, which is still in the creation process

Would you liek to lend a hand in creating a system for such a setting?

Well, I have created my own games before so I don't see why not.

What do you have so far?

Two classes setup and ready to go, currently discussing magic and how it works along with combat and weapon types and bonuses and such. Right now I need help creating the last three classes to the game, (currently only Bride Thief and Swordmage along with Noble are created, but Noble is only half done)

Still interested? Or do you want to try and go for the throne?

I'm still interested I guess.  The throne can't be taken when your online anyway.

PM me the system so far and I'll see what I can do.

Just look up my user name on rpol and go from there. It is easier

True or false, when I'm online everyones asleep... or trying to stay awake?

I'd have to go with most of the time.

When do pirates go online?

On I.T.L.A.P. Day

Why dio you ask such silly questions?

Because I want the answers.

Was it Mr.Green in the Ballroom with the Wrench?

I would say that it could have been any one person with any thing... its all very fuzzy you know..


How come Nina is so awesome?

She is?

Why is the world round?

Because Chuck Norris needed something to play basketball with and the moon was too light.

Speaking of lights, have you ever run a red one?

I ran whole herd of them straight across America once; that became known as the Great Light Run of '88... good times, good times....

Why do we need sleep?

Because if we don't we get fatigue penaltys!

Why is roleplaying fun?

Because Fun is roleplaying.

How can I best apply my psychology degree to my ninja skills, or vice-versa?

You can use your psychology to freak people out and scare them half to death. Therefore, you can combine it with the ninja skills and become Batman!

Why is the sky blue?

Because it's not green.

You're not supposed to give a useful answer.  The Ask a Ninja answer was 'Try smoking cigars with your mother, of vice versa!'

Why are ninjas ninjas?

I was far too tempted by the batman idea.

Oh and in answer to your question; because pirates are pirates.

Why can't cats and dogs just get along?

Because dogs have never forgiven cats for coming first in the alphabet books.

Why is the sun yellow?
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Superman coloured it yellow upon his arrival; before, when the sun was purple, we all had powers comperable to the super hero. He changed it so that he was the only one with powers.

Why is Stewie Griffin evil?

Who? Stewie? Nah he is not evil, he's misunderstood


Now who the heck is Stewie Griffen anyhow?

Misunderstood.

Wait, who's misunderstood?

Batman!

What doesn't batman have on his utility belt?

Good question.

Why does Batman hate pirates?

Because pirates are the origin of all crime. It's true; they were the first to ever wrong anyone. Before pirates, everyone got along, just sailing around on their boats, sharing fish happily. Then pirates showed up and stole all the fish! People started starving, until thankfully Batman arrived and reclaimed the fish, and gave it back to the starving! This was also the origin of the Robin Hood legend.

Why don't boats sink?

They should.  Each one is just a big hull.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
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The little nice wolf.

How do you survive a nuclear holocaust?

You don't.

Who decided Thursday should follow Wednesday?

The same person who decided it should come before Friday.

Who killed Kennedy?

There was actually a huge argument amongst the days as to their order. Saturday and Sunday claimed the weekend, because the wekend is for sitting (saturday) in the sun(day). Monday claimed the first day, as it is oneday into the weeks. Tuesday did the same second for the second daay. Friday got the fifth day because otherwise TGI Friday's wouldn't make any sense. Wednesday had the longest name, and so got the middle spot, leaving Thursday to come after it.

Who decided terrifying, meat eating bears would make a good cuddly toy?

Damnit I was too slow at typing!!!
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Nobody, it's all a conspiracy by the bears to invade our homes so they can eat us in our sleep!

Why can't we swim through the air?

Originally we could; but too many people were killed when they swam too high and left orbit, sending them either flying out into space or careening into the sun. So we restricted ourselves to water, and then became so used to the idea we forgot we could swim through the air.

Why do we need air?

Whoever told you that was lying.

Where is Babylon 5?

Between Babylon 4 and Babylon 6.

Where is Atlantis?

Oblivion

What is a hot pocket?

Really tasty!!!

Is anyone willing to buy me a hotpocket?

Only if it I get to see you eat it.

Why do platapus lay eggs?☺

Because if they threw them they would break.

Why do onions make you cry?

Because they pass there saddness on to you.

How come I can only see the light side of the moon from my house?

Because your looking the wrong way.

Is there a seventh side to a cube?

Yes, but you need to be able to understand advanced quatum mechanics to find it.

Why does deodorant burn so well?

Doesn't everything when you add fire?

Why is fire one of the four basic elements?

There were a load more; the fire burned them all up.

Why can't the wind just stay still?

It hates you.

Why is pizza not in a round box?

So that they stack better

Why are stones hard?

So we can smash them.

What time is it in England?

Time you learned how to work out time differences.

Why isn't it the same time everywhere?

Its to complicated.

Why is light red called pink?

Because it's really girly.

Is is blue a boy's colour?

Not sure, but green is.

Why is green the best color ever?

To quote the orks: "We iz green, an' green iz best."

Why are the ork's heads sticking out the front of their chests?

They chop then off when they're born and put them there.

Whats underneath the table?

Legs.

What's on the table?

Elbows, usually.

Whats in my pocket?

The ring!! Or not.

What's in MY pocket? (Hint: it's not the ring.)

Lint.

Do I even have a pocket?

You did; I stole it.

Who chose the term pocket anyhow?

Most likely a person.

Why is there slow posting?

Slow typing.

Why to they type blood with As Bs and Os?

It's better than 1, 2, 3's.

How come some people in the world refuse to see reason?

I'm not sure how to answer that since one person's idea of 'reason' differs from another.

Why do some kid's toys come with such crazy instructions?

Because someone's sued and won, so the manufacturers put the instructions in to avoid any future lawsuits.

Why is it that you don't realize what you had until you don't have it anymore?

Otherwise you'd be happy.

Which is the best brand?

The cow type.

Why did all of my fish die? I mean SERIOUSLY?

Some one farted.

Would a Tabula Rasa experience be good for the world?

In the sense that civilization could no longer pollute it, yes.

If a viral zombie eats a magical zombie's brain, should he call the next morning?

Yes, but only if he is sparking.

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

It depends on how tasty you are.

What happened to good morals?

They went bad.

What happened to my money?

Taxes.

Why is pluto not a planet?

Because it's a dog, silly!

What is the point of education anyway?

To get a degree to get a job.

Prehistoric item come before history so where did history begin?

Wherever historians arbitrarily decide.

How would YOU pronounce the name Byfuglien?

Just like it's spelled, obviously.

Do you think that it's weird to have a stuffed E. coli?

How is that even possible?  Yes that's weird.

Why don't we use this map?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gall-peters2.jpg

becouse my house is to small.

is there a difference between forgot and 'legitimately forgot'?

Nope.

Who the heck thinks up episodes of the show The Outer Limits?

Definitely not a person.

Is your refrigerator running?

Yes, so I'd better go catch it.

Why do we have to be left-brained or right-brained? Why can't we just be brained?

Its not politically correct.

Do brains taste good?

Not really, they don't have any taste-buds.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I landed on the other guy.

What is the plural for Stick insect?

Stick instecpi

Why did I avoid the obvious answer?

because its in the rules.

why didnt I avoid the obvious answer?

Because you felt like it.'

Why was my cat attacking my foot?

because it smells like garbage.

why did it smell like garbage?

Because I said it did.

Why did I come back here?

because of the never ending cycle of the truth and freedom!!!!

why cant you just answer this question?

Because I got here first!

How did I get here first?

from the moon!

why did you come here?

Because I got sick of eating cheese.

Why would one ever get sick of that?

because of michael jackson!

why cant you hate star trek??!

Because Spock has such amazing, pointy ears!

Why can one hate Red Dwarf?

TOO dwarf-like!!!!!

Dont anyone know i hate things with pointy ears!!!?

I knew.

I knew what?

how you hate anything with pointy ears.

Do any ASWoTians have Pointy ears?

Not that I know of. Well, maybe Kagura.

What are we talking about in question tennis?

The discussion is the thing.

Where have we all gone?

This is not my beautiful house.

How do we get back?

I wouldn't be concerned with getting back, if I were you, my fuzzy little friend. But rather with getting front. It's so much easier to move around when you can actually see where you're going. Trust me, I should know.

Hmm, so what's all this I hear about the color orange?

The colour Purple was a good movie, even better than Clock Work Orange.

Who was the president that time with the war?

There are no presidents, only pie!

Would you like banana pie?

If we had any eggs, we'd have bacon and eggs, if we had any bacon.

How do you count to pi in binary?

I don't. That's too much work...

Should someone invent a calculator?

Didn't the God of Wine (Alvin Bacchus invent one and then name it after Himself?

Should we sing ChaosLord's praises here too?

Sanctus carnero! I don't have enough coats to send to everyone in hell.

On the other hand, do you wear a glove?

Didn't Michael Jackson die?  Do you think it was because of the glove?

What's for dinner?

Aren't you cooking it?

What does a koala taste like?

I'm guessing it tastes like chicken, but according to Yahoo! Awnsers, they taste like ... cookies?
http://answers.yahoo.com/quest...0081203214149AAZjQP1

Whats CL's Chaos Cookie Recipe? I wanted to make some for the bakesale ...

You know, a pinch of this, a severed that.  Bake it for 3 years at 56,075 degrees (depending on your altitude) and duck in cover.  When the house explodes, you know it's done.

Tomorrow I'm teaching a class of 30+ women between the ages of 18-30.  What should I teach?

You should teach them how to use a tazer. Wards off male jack-butts.

I need to go to massachusets next weekend to look at some college. Should i go hiking when i'm up there?

No!  Don't eat the last of the leftover salami strudel.

Would it be appropriate to photograph clouds on a clear day?

No. Its not.

I'm having a baby pretty soon. Would purple make me look fat?

I can't judge, I've never seen you =P

Will I have to go to school tomorrow?

Three words: Free will.


What did hand baskets do that is is evil that they are constantly going to Hell?

They existed.

Why do people need rules?

Three more words:  "Free will."

Did anyone notice that I forgot to include a question?
This message was last edited by the GM at 01:17, Mon 22 Mar 2010.

We did, but ignored it.

Will you forget another one?

Not really. :P

Did you guys notice that I even left?

No.

You left?

For months.

Where did I go?

Timbuktu.

Why did you go to Africa?

Because I had a mission to complete.

Who else knew that Timbuktu was in Africa besides me and Lucien?

Into every life, a little rain must fall.

Why are bobbleheads popular?

because they're so stupid they're funny.

Why do we bother to ask such strange questions here, and not in Question Tennis?

Because these questions are supposed to be unanswered.

Why do we answer rhetorical questions if they're supposed to be rhetorical? Where's Heath at...

I can't answer those questions.

Why do people make fun of Grant?

The arugula is speckled.

Do people gamble on professional wrestling?

Perhaps.

Are you going to continue to thwart my plans for Board royalty?

Yes.

Does it really matter if you get Royalty of the Board?

I didn't notice any strawberries.

What kind of word is thwart?  Does it have anything to do with warts with speech impediments?

No, but it looks nice on a Resume.

Can pigs fly?

Monkeys do.

Did anyone notice that I spelled monkeys wrong twice today?

No.

Does anyone care about spelling in ASWoT?

If they are not on the no-fly list.

Does anyone ever watch c-span?

Nope.

Does anyone know what timezone jupiter is in?

All of them.

Who rolls the Sun back for daylight savings time?

Nope.

Does anyone care about Jupiter?

But without Zeus, who would taunt heroes of the Ancient World?

How do you vote?

Register.

Anyone interested in Space travel?

Where would space want to go?   New Jersey?

Would Space get frequent flier miles?

Tough one.

Did everything misunderstand what I meant?

I thought that the Miss Understand Pageant was suspended.

Do you enjoy doing that?

Sometimes.

What do we truly enjoy in life?

Those in or out of prison?

What are these chocolates doing here!?

Don't worry.  They won't be there long.

Are you hip?

I have two, actually.

Is that a cool answer?

If you were any cooler, we could store meat in you.

Do you ingest meat?

Do I look like a carnivore?

Do koala's hang downside up, or right side down?