Because of the number 11.

Why are Party-Lite candles so popular?

Because he's an owl, and owl's kick butt.


What the heck is PIA's pic supposed to be?

Of a question that you didn't answer.

Why are Party-Lite candles so popular?

Because of the word Party. Duh.


Anyway, what is PIA's pic?

I think the other Question game might be a better place to get a good answer for that, because in here, as far as I know, it's still all re,lated to the number 11.

Why is the number 11 so amazing?

You are the only one who has ever referenced the number 11 here, as far as I'm concerned.

Why should I be concerned?

Because he's a gnome for crying out loud! You never know what those crafty little devils are plotting....


Why am I so afraid of gnomes?

Gnomes are evil.  Especially gnome rogues.  Invisibility is enough of an advantage, but to make them impossible to click on!?  Come on Blizzard.  Give the horde a chance!

Do you play alliance or horde?

I would play Horde if I knew what you were talking about... Horde sounds so much cooler then Alliance.


Is Doulos a gnome rogue?

Thank god!  somebody else who doesn't want to play a night elf for their racial ability!

 Do you know how hard it is to find people who don't want to play alliance on WoW, if only for the fact that the horde characters 'look ugly'?

No, I didn't know that.


WoW?

This is the UNanswered questions game, not World of Warcraft Grant.

Didn't you read the sign?

The whole concept is skewed to begin with. Most of the questions that are asked already have answers, such as the one you just asked. Yes, I did read the sign. There, already answered. :P


Did that make sense?

I have at least 7 senses.

Why do you insist on answering these questions directly!?  Why not do it indirectly?

I can't answer questions indirectly. It hurts my brain...


How would one do that anyway?

One is a number, and how one can do ANYTHING except basic arithmetic is beyond me.

Why don't you just go off on a tangent or something?

You can't honestly expect me to just go off on a tangent. I mean, tangents usually take some amount of planning, and at this late at night (11 p.m. here), planning isn't exactly the easiest thing to do. Not to mention the fact that I have other, slightly more important things to do, such as schoolwork, hygiene, and other basic teenager worries. So, in layman's terms, me going off on a tangent is very unlikely, unless of course I become extremely bored and finish everything that I need to do. Unfortunately, that's unlikely at best, as I was planning on working through most of the night. There's always that off-chance though that I finish early, which would mean it would be much more likely for me to go off on a tangent. Either way, it's probably not going to happen.


Wait a second... Did I just go off on a tangent? What's a tangent, anyway?

A tangent intersects a curve at only one point.

Who shot JR?

I think SR did.

What's the 117th best tv show in history?

Whichever is better than the 118th best show in history.

Why do you want to know?

Knowledge is power! is the slogan of School House Rock.

Did you watch those songs?

Songs are poems set to music.

do you write poetry?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please wash your hands,
When you are through.

...was posted on the wall in my elementary school restroom.

Do you like chili?

Chili isn't very chilly.

Don't you think its too hot?

Absolute zero is the opposite of too hot.

If Absolute Zero is the coldest something can get, what is the hottest something can get?