The sun isn't the hottest thing ever.

Is anything the hottest thing ever?

There was this girl once.

Why do girls dye their hair?

I don't think even they know.

Why do we have hair?

Back in Greek Mythology, the God Dionysus decdied that people were to pink and it showed too much of the red wine color when they drank too much which prevented them from infiltrating normal society after one of their daily orgies, so he blessed the whole human population with hair all over to disguise the alcoholic coloring.

Why do people drink alcohol?

Alcohol makes me feel funny!

Why is it bad to use it with pot?

The chemical reactions between alcohol and marijuana are not carefully measured, and scientists believe that mixing the two in the right amounts could cause a minor explosion. Not enough to destroy a house, but certainly enough to kill the smoker/drinker.

Why is the economy in a slump?

Democrats.

Why does Obama have such big ears?

It's because he's smart.

Why do republicans give tax breaks to rich people?

Because chocolate is amazing.

Why is black such a dark color?

Chuck Norris invented black.  In fact, he invented every color.
Except pink.  Tom Cruise invented pink.

Why am I bored?

Because you're made of wood?

Why does this seem so pointless?

Blunt Edges.

If Time seems to drag on and on, but Time flies when you're having fun, what happens when Time goes to a tractor pull?

John Deere will win any tractor pull.

What is your favorite tractor?

TRACTOR BEAMS SUCK!!  (no, really...  they suck you right in.)

Does John Deer make tractor beams?

The Enterprise has tractor beams.

Do you watch Star Trek?

Mr. Spock is a vulcan.

Why does he pluck his eyebrows?

good question.

How come they don't make new episodes of Star Trek?

Star Trek is old...


What happened to Leonard Nimoy?
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Who is Leonard Nemoy?

Wasn't he Spock? Or am I severely mistaken?

Didn't know who played as Spock. I just watch the re-runs on tv. Though I'm not sure if you're severly mistaken.

Isn't Spock emotionless?

I thought he was purely logical...

And yes, according to this (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000559/ ) I'm right.

Nice.

Who is the captain again?

That'd be William Shatner.

What's his name in the show?