Say something about the person who posted above you, then something about yourself, and finally make some sort of assumption about the person that will post next. Use the ^ (upper case 6) to refer to the person above you, the > (upper case period), and the capital V for the person to post below you. It ought to look something like this.

^ doesn't exist
< is above all
V can post a million times a year

^I'll freely grant, is above it all
< Doesn't see himself getting that many posts, but he is FIRST!
v Is not FIRST!

^ is NOT first, is SECOND!
< is THIRD
V is some other number, but can't count that high

^ Is a mole.
< Can't believe he just made such an obscure reference.
v Doesn't get it.

^ is absolutely right
< doesn't get obscure references
V is named after a very obscure reference.

^ is right, actually.
< likes Tetris, jazz and video game music.
v could probably Google it from that.

^ looks like a walking trash can.

< Wonders where to insert his Garbage.

V Hopes < chooses the right opening in ^.

^ is a dragon
< is the king
V wants to be one or the other

^ is wrong.
< is the Dragon King (well emperor now...  ^ promoted ^self)
V hopes to one day be a prince/princess

^ has to choose between dragon and emporer (they are mutually exclusive)
< is working hard to reclaim his throne
V is probably going to be Santos.

^ Sadly (?) mistaken.
< Wasn't Santos last time he checked, at least.
V Tied their own shoes today. Good job!

^ uses velcro

< can tie a double knot

V didn't get the indian feather in kindegarten for tying V's shoes.

^ is just showing off.

< needs new shoes, now that he thinks about it.

V will pay for them.

^ will only get $2 K-Mart shoes from <

< is poor.

V is richer

^ Needs a job
< Has one, but doesn't make much money.
V Wears underwear on V's head

^ is getting creepy with those hidden cameras.
< just likes the way they feel, okay?
V can't judge me!

^ is entitled to wear underwear wherever ^ wants.

< has a pocket sized judge that CAN judge ^.

V is thinking about bribing <'s pocket judge.

^'s judge threw the book at me.
< got a nasty bump on his head where the book hit him.
Hey, V, get me an ice pack or something, please?

^ Needs an ice pack.
< Doesn't have one.
V May have an ice pack.

^ wants an ice pack for ^^
< has one. Tosses it to ^^
V is falling behind <

^ Is nice
< Isn't
V Is not a human

^ tastes like chicken
< Carved that into ^'s Gravestone
v Will forever wonder what dragons taste like

^ tastes like overdone phoenix
< actually runs a chain of restaurants specializing in legendary creatures
v was our millionth customer

^ will be next Royalty
< has no life
V will never have the post count of Yoss

^ will never have yoss's post count

< will have Yoss's post count for 1 post, then < will surpass Yoss in post count.

V won't surpass < in post count.

^ is correct (< is a slow poster)

< is ROCH fan

V wonders what the frak ROCH even stands for.

^ will tell < in ^'s next post

< might google it if ^ takes too long

V better be ^

^^ is actually < so ^ is correct about that

< will translate return of the conder heros

V wonders what the frak the series is about. Mostly because < is wondering why ^^^^ didn't mention THWM

^ shouldn't have mentiond ^^^^^

< is irked at ^ for mentioning ^^^^^

V will mention ^^^^^ at least 3 more times

^ is irked about something < is really confused about.

< is really confused about ^ and ^^'s conversation.

V might be able to explain ^ and ^^'s conversation.

^ will have to figure out ^^ and ^^^'s conversation for <' self.

< has no time to explain those sort of things to ^

V can try if < feels like it.

^ is confusing.

< is confused about < ^ > V ^ < > V

V might be able to ease < confusion.

^ Is confused
< May be able to help
v May not be able to be helped...

^ did not help <

< has posted the 96,000th post!

V has posted not the 96,000th post.


(Dang you Pyrofx!!! >.> Because of him this is not the 96,000th, it is 96,001. >.>)
This message was last edited by the player at 07:58, Tue 11 Nov 2008.

^ should learn to deal with it

< had a similar issue when < got to 10,000 posts

V remembers how V was part of the issue.

^ Drew a blank

< Flipped a deal

V stood

^ batted her eyes

< Flirted shamelessly

V grumbled about whippersnappers stepping on his/her lawn

^ lost all dignity.
< Can eat a whole bowl of spaghetti in 50 seconds
V doesn't brush their teeth.

^ always stands on one leg when he's bored

< enjoys whistling

V paints like Whistler

^ Eats Spinach

< Loves Spinach

V Hates Spinach

^ Likes vegetables
< Likes meat
v Is fruity

^ Is right
< is Left-handed
V does it both ways

^ is incorrect
< is left-handed only and sucks at right
V might be able to bring this convo a bit of quality

^ is a flaming pile of awesomeness
< rocked his way into Mordor
V has a huge pile of good taste in his/her backyard

^ wasn't here the last time > looked.
> doesn't look for fear that >'ll run into v.
v is an assassin.

^ Is cute and cuddly
> Yes, that is what I am.  The secret is out.
V Does not like iguanas.  At all.

^ is a sadly mistaken.
> appreciates iguanas.
v believes > to be foolish for contradicting a known assassin.

^'s foolishness is well known to <
< can only hope that ^ survives
V will dash <'s hopes

^ smells fishy
< smells like a pine tree
V smells like a vanilla wafer

^ must be smelling >'s conditioner.
> never associated body odors with baked goods.
v once argued with a cod.

^ has his '<' backwards
< is always punctual
V smells like a used tire

^ enjoys the scent of burnt tires.
> would think it strange referring to > as <.
V wonders why 'as' is so significant that > has to bracket it with  >'s and <'s

^ does the wrong thing with <'s
< knows which way the arrows points
V will screw it up again

^ is not right
> knows which way to point >'s arrows
v will probably dispute >'s claims.

^ doesn't know that > points to the right
< knows which way the pointers point
V will refuse to acknowledge that < is better then >

^ will never agree with >
> believes that > is a perfectly acceptable pointer for >
V doesn't really care

^ never had any faith in my years at Caring Academy.
> Wasn't actually paying attention at Caring Acacemy (dude! all the classes were at like, 8 in the morning!).
V Wants to learn my secret to Caring Fakery.  Will have to get used to dissapointment.

^ has unusual teaching methods
> is taking notes "...get used to disappointment..."
v will attempt to educate > further

^ still does it wrong.
< points to the left, > points to the right
V will continue to ignore sound advice

^ keeps talking but no sound emerges
> wants to listen but can't hear
v enjoys fine music played VERY LOUDLY!

^  Probably has chronic hearing loss.
>  Still has a ringing in the ears,
v  Will be asked to repeat themselves until the ringing stops

^ enjoys the Trans-Siberian Orchestra
> said what?!  > can't hear you.  ^ needs to turn ^'s music down.
V heard every word of it.

^ is a koala!! a deaf koala. or even mute.
> I'm new so > think > heard and learned everything.
V will discriminate what > said.

^ seems sensible enough
> wonders what dragged poor lost ^ into this mess
v will never explain

^ thinks and wonders too much
> cannot seem to explain
v will attempt to explain

^ does his <'s backwards
< gets the point
V listens intently

^ is crazy
< listened good
V makes a good job

^ has an attention span
> is sadly lacking one of those
v likes to ride bikes

^ is wierd
> doesnt even know how to ride a bike
v farts

^ gives bad gas
< only farted because ^ made <
V understands

^ is a squid
< only understood because ^ made <
V was never even listening

^ hit the nail on the head
< is trapped in said "head"
V wants to be in my head

^ listened to too much linkin park
< is inside a head?
V tries to get inside the head aswell

^ would just as soon sled, as in his head
< thoughts of granduer, always led
V has an appropriate sweater, red.

^ is a great poet
< never even read it
V will do the quartet

^ smells of lilac
< doesn't smell of lilac
V delights in sampling lilac at bed bath and beyond.

^ smells
< had smelled it.
V will smell it.

^ has a +1 bonus to track (sniff) checks, because of his awesome giant nose
< doesn't get a bonus, but also doesn't have a giant nose
V wishes he/she had a giant nose, but takes solace in the elephantism they have of the foot.

^ Has a normal size nose
< Doesn't have a nose
V Has a big gaping hole where the nose should be

^ has a nose fetish
< has too many hole fetish
V has a dangerously challenged mind

^ Is wonderfully annoying
< Wonderful
V Horrible at annoying

^ Weird in a good way
< normal
V freakishly weird.

^ Good at compliments
< Mediocre at compliments
V Doesn't know what a compliment is

^Wants to make me into soup
<Doesn't know what a compliment is
V Has very nice hair.

tnx!

^ Is great at being illiterate
< Is not great at being illiterate
V Is a turtle


Nice playing the game there SV...

^Needs to realize that turtle and turtlewax are two very different things
<is proud to have not messed up....this time...
v Believes he/she can fly

^ Tnx!!
< is greatful and proud.
v is stupid in every way known to man

^Is certainly...straightforward
<Is stupid in every way known to man. I'm a can of turtle wax! Come on!
v Has too much to say

^ is insightful
< does want to cook the turtlewax, eat it, digest it and secretes thus ending the life of an awesome yet good for nothing aswot known as turtlewax for he/she will bask in the glory of the blessed wok and the divine flames of the kitchen tribe!
v when he talks he always says poring after every other word.

^ Tries to make very good insults
< Makes bad insults
V Makes horrible insults

^Is horrible at making horrible insults about horrible insults.
<Has just proved ^'s point
v Is insulted

^ May or may not understand rules
< Understands rules perfectly
V Is illiterate so can't play

^ will not be made to soup
< is bluffing
V will be made into soup.

^apparently wants soup
< is soup now
v Dislikes robot soup

^ Is very good soup
< Isn't soup
V Makes bad soup

^Is chicken, but not chicken soup
< Doesn't like oatmeal
V Has too much time on their hands

^ will eat their oatmeal, whether they like it or not
< has got to stop doing this stuff at school
v is probably Grant.

^ has the same problem I do
< is not Grant
V will probably be Grant

^ was wrong again
< found something really interesting on the intarnets
v is not Grant (I'm gonna be proven wrong, just you wait and see.)

^ Is good at being wrong
< Is good at being right
V Is bad at everything

^ is best at torturing n00bs
< is not a failure
V is not a GM

^ is indeed, correct.
< was proven wrong.
v Is Dawna or Grant (or Heath, maybe.)

^ Is correct
< Is indeed Grant
V Could be Dawna or perhaps DarkRoot

^ was grant, I was right!
< is indeed DarkRoot
v More likely than not Grant.

^ Is correct again
< Was definitely Grant
V Will probably be DarkRoot

^Is not Sean Connery
< isn't DarkRoot
V lives in their mother's basement

^ Is Mad
< Is Mad
V Is Mad

^ is sad.
< is a dad.
v is bad.

^ Is not sat
< Is not bad
V Is not a dad

^ Is ignorant of my fatherhood.
< Is a dad in the fullest sense of the word.
v is grants bitch.

^ wishes he knew
< knows more than he wishes
v Doesn't know what he knows

^ knows everything
< seeks to know more
v is a know-it-all

^ Is new to the world of time wasting
< Has been wasting time productively for many years
v Will waste time for many years to come

^ Is good at seeing the future
< Lives in the future
V Lives in the past

^ Smells
< Doesn't smell
V Is going to smell

^ Has a good sense of smell
< Smells good
V Smells bad

^ Can smell really far.
< has a dog named Finbar.
v Will never be a mother.

^ Will Never be a father
< Will Never be a mother
v Will Never be a son

^ Has no idea that I have a mother.
< Plans on having a son as soon as he finds a suitable prostitute.
v Knows not of the secrets if Kitty Aids.

^ Might be a cat, with AIDS
< Is not a cat, without AIDS
V Will get SQUAIDS (Squirrel AIDS)

^ hates him for watching that stupid youtube channel
< doesnt watch that stupid youtube channel about squaids in a really fake voice.
v Better not know what im talking about.

**i dont really hate grant, that would be similiar to hating cheesecake, or a kitten. It just dont work dat way.
This message was last edited by the player at 17:23, Mon 08 Feb 2010.

^ Might not realize I don't watch it religiously
< Thinks RWJ is funny, at least a little
V Has NO idea what I'm talking about

^ Is unaware that the funnyest part is the dancing kitty at the end.
< Thinks RWJ is funny, at least a little ... except only the end.
V Wonders why there isnt a SQUAIDS vaccine

^ Needs the SQUADS vaccine.
> Has a SQUID vaccine.
v Needs a new awesome mobile.

^ Is correct
< Also has the SQUAIDS vaccine
V Has SQUAIDS in an uncurable version.

^is wrong, I'm a robot.
< Can't catch squaids
v probably snot

^ I have snot, but I am not snot.
< Is A Furret!
v Likes ice cream.

^ Is aware of my lifelong love for icecream
< Is happy because my sister is coming home today.
v Is most well known in the DnD threads as a 'Unicorn Rapist'.

^ Is wrong, I'm not known in the D&D threads at all
< Is waiting on replies in several games, so is wasting his time here
v Lost the Game

^ Was a donkey.
< Transformed ^ into a donkey.
v Will probably morph < into a donkey ...

^ Is wrong, I'm unable to morph anyone into a donkey
< Is still waiting on replies in games
v Is leaving the comp soon, because he's at school, and class is almost over

^Is unsure of who this is ...
<Is leaving class soon, but is unaware how lucien knows this.
vIs a stalker.

^ is the true stalker
< has not stalked anyone since 9th grade
V may be a stalker

^Was a stalker a few years ago.
<Has not stalked anyone excluding those who he cares about.
vShot someone in cold blood once.

^ has a weird username
< has only shot clay pidgeons and inanimate objects with a gun
V has never used a gun

^ is wrong
< greatly enjoys the use of firearms for recreational purposes.
v is a gun hating liberal.

^ Knows ima republican.
< Between his family, owns like thirty firearms.
v Knows not what he/she do.

^ Knows not what he/she does.
< Knows what not he/she did.
v Knows not what he/she didn't.
This message was last edited by a game moderator at 15:58, Fri 05 Mar 2010.

^ Is a ferret.
< Isnt a ferret.
v Wouldnt be surprised if this person is the same ferret that was ^.

^ might be surprised
< is clearly not a ferret'
v doesn't care what they are

^ Knows what I'm sayin'.
< Knows I'm sayin' what.
v What you know I'm sayin'?

^ Knows not what he says (wierdo).
< Loves corned beef.
v Has corned feet.

^ is more insane than Madman was
< doesn't know what corned feet are
V will probably be confused

^ DOTH BE RITE!
< Wonders how his sad excuse for a mind has lasted this long ...
v Needs to buy condoms for 'random acts of kindness'.

^ would clearly fail at divination, I'm not planning on buying any condoms anytime soon
< Is not buying condoms
V Is most likely either a Predator, a Ferret, or a cybernetic girl

^ Is quite the divina ... divinata ... shrink.
< Needs to work on grammar skills
v Possibly an internet predator double posting ...

^ Is an aline internet Predator
< Is not snotty double posting
V Is most likely a ferret or the alien predator again, but possibly another.

^ Was quite off in guess
< Iz a cyborg, which is better than being a predator
V is not cybernetic

^ ... wishes she was an internet predator ...
< Is the coolest Predator in ASWoT (The only predator in aswot)
v Isnt a predator.

^ needs a tissue
> has a tissue
v tore some tissue

^ is awesome
< is super awesome
V don't know if they're awesome

^ Knows i'm awesome (However ignorant)
< Is aware of the level of awesome he and dawna have.
v Needs to gain some awesome points in my book :/

^ wrote a book
> likes to read books
v needs to learn how to read

^ is aware of my lack of reading skills.
< wears pants.
v is not wearing pants, and is lying if they say otherwise.

^ actually wears pants, I've seen him.
< I'm a robot, why would I need pants?
v maybe dawna or Ambroni

^ is right!  Dang it!
> debated about whether or not to post just to prove ^ wrong.
v debated about what v should eat this morning.

^ is LDS! :D
< debated whether or not to actually eat breakfast
V skipped breakfast

^ isnt psychic, because i had LAFs this morning ... mmm, bacon egg and moldy goat cheeze.
< Likes hisself an out-of-the-ordinary breakfast
v how much do you want to bet this will be my favorite person evar?

^ likes > too much
> should be everyone's favorite person ever
v agrees

^ is so right!
< is almost always right
V is usually not right

^ Somehow knew i'd be up next.
< Is often wrong, but it doesnt mater because he has claws.
v Needs to shave some part of their body.

^ has bite
< is bitter
v is better

^ knows what she's talking about
< is totally better
v wants to bake brownies

^ wants to meet a brownie
< knows that he cannot bake brownies
v has angered a brownie

^ is right
< doesn't think that the cookies should cost as much as they do
v is wrong

^ Likes to feast on crab-people.
< Is a crab-person.
v Has crabs! In a terrarium.

^ Knows of < secret.
< Terrariums arent the only place < keeps his crabs.
v Is void of crabs.

^ is indeed correct, because
< is a robot.
v I dunno.

^ IS UNAWARE!!!!
< Is not dawna
v Is Dawna, or atleast someone else who is 23.

^ is wrong
< is not 23
v probably snot

^ Prefers to be called 'Sir Boogers'
< Is now referring to himself as 'Sir Boogers'
v Is a Nazi in denial (not to be mistaken as a nazi in the nile).

^ may or may not be wrong
< still needs to make The Luftwaffle
v doesn't get the luftwaffle joke

^ prefers ^'s luftwaffles with butter and syrup.
< perfers poorly reviewed cakes.
V will attempt to decypher <'s little word play.

^ Makes little sense to <,
< Wonders if Dark will make him a luftwaffle too.
v Is a eukalyptus-eating marsupial with an attitude.

^ and ^2 don't know that the Luftwaffle is a paper plane replica of Hitler's air force, named the Luftwaffe.
< thinks it's hilarious.
v will probably reprimand me for making a Hitler joke and laughing about it.

^ QUIT TALKING ABOUT HITLER! *spank*
< Was just following ^'s directions.
v Is a Eucaliptus-eating marsupial with an attitude.

^ is acting weird
< is not FL
v is maybe FL, but more likely snot

^ is correct.
< is not FL.
v Is a Eucaliptus-eating marsupial with an attitude.

^ was uuber wrong
< is a cyborg, not a koala
V may be the koala

^IS WRONG!
<IS SNOT!
vIs a Eucaliptus-eating marsupial with an attitude.

[ i will be right eventually ]

^ Is a wizard.
< Is a koala.
v Is a

^ Is a handsome ferret
< Is the handsome ferret's awesome sidekick
v Could be Snot...but possibly someone else

^ Never been correcterer.
< Bad speak skill < has says v.
v Is a Eucaliptus-eating marsupial with an attitude.

^ Has a tude.
< Has an attitude.
v Has some food.

^ Knows what a tude is.
< Would like to know the defenition of a tude.
v Is a Eucaliptus-eating marsupial with an attitude.

[please post FL, please for the sake of creativity, please just post]

^ Dissapointed
< Still a koala ferret
v Smile!

^ is a Eucalyptus-eating marsupial with an attitude.
< will post for the sake of creativity.
V should learn how to spell eucalyptus

^ Is a welcome sight to see
< Rather likes eucalyptus. Developed a strange taste for it some time ago.
V Is either young, old, or somewhere in between, and probably thinks this is all a bit mad

^ Is older.
> Is in between.
v Is somewhat mad at hippos.

^ knows all too well how hippos ruined >'s life.
> Is still traumatized
V has no sympathy

^ has no empathy
< doesn't understand what > is pointing to
V needs a breath mint

^ Needs to lower her expectation of good breath.
< has no thumbs to hold a tooth brush.
v Has no excuse.

^ obviously doesn't know me very well
< has an excuse for everything
V likes cats better than dogs

^ how well she knows me
< likes wise sleek furry things better than slobbering oh boy Oberto! animals
v couldn't care less either way

^ Why should I care about what he thinks
> I don't care either way
v Has something important to post about

^Is correct and smelly
< Evrything said is important
V Thier next post is irrelevant

^ Is really a relephant.
< Isn't irrelevant nor an elephant of any kind.
V Might just be elephant-related.

^ Looks like Sean Connery.
< Is related to an elephant (his cousin on his father's side).
V Likes to eat blood sausages.

^had the blood part right
< One time drank Lindsay Lohan's blood and got so wasted!!
V Sells Linsay Lohan blood in dime bags

^ knows the power of blood
> has been infusing celebrity blood into most of >'s drinks for years
V overdosed on Paris Hilton blood and lost the ability to act, wear proper undergarments, or stay out of jail.

^ wouldn't know anything about wearing garments (proper, under, or otherwise) anyway.
< couldn't act in the first place.
V enjoys the accommodations of the local jail.

^ arrested me
< likes being in prison
V will be my new prison bit friend :D

^ hasn't seen him on the boards in a while
< hasn't been here for months because of real life
V has been on here more than I have been lately

^ never seen you before now
> took a two year break due to forgetting url... ans name here
V is luaghing inside

^ Vidi
> Veni
v Vici

^ saw >
< conquered >.
V wrote an epic poem about it.

^ Isn't around much.
< Isn't either but is trying to get No Life
V Doesn't know what No Life is

^Fails at life, therefore has No Life anyway.
<Will learn about No Life.
VHas had No Life, but has been through rehab and now has a life.

^ is a scholar.
< got collared.
V wears a spiked collar.

^ is bored
< more bored
V soon to be most bored

^ wishes to get into a bored competition with ^^ and <, who is ^^
< prefers to compete with boredom directly, but has yet to win a match
V bores holes in things when bored.

^ Is very competitive
< must be a woodpecker
V has Woody's laugh

^ didn't know what ^ was?
< is holding Woody's laugh for ransom.
V doesn't think they should pay.

^ is a master criminal
< doesn't have the money
V might have the cash.

^ is responsible for retrieving the laugh?
< doesn't see much point in paying ^^.
V will help Woody get a new laugh if necessary.

^ doesn't understand that Woody Woodpecker's laugh is irreplacable
< wishes it was
V doesn't probably care.

^ wishes something was something.
< isn't really sure what ^'s wishing.
V will explain. Something.

^ is in severely need of an explanation
< isn't willing to give one
V might be nicer.

^ is stingy.
< is springy.
V is stringy.

^ is cheesy
< is buttery
V is gravy

^ is slippery.
< is likely to make a mess.
V will clean up.

^ didn't make a mess
< doesn't have to clean up
V tries to be outdone.

^ is will see it done.
< is outdone.
V should be careful to avoid being overdone.

^ burnt it
< is burnt
V never burns it.

^ should be more careful.
< certainly doesn't intend to burn it again, at any rate.
V is burning the candle at both ends.

^ Needs more candles
< Likes scented candles
V buys cheap candles

^ scents wax.
< waxes cents.
V senses an opportunity.

^ lacks sense
< has common sense
V loves to laugh

^ will find common sense is uncommon.
< laughs at love.
V laughs at death.

^ carries  a scythe
< continues to laugh at Death
V joins her laughter

^ has contagious laughter.
< will make a vaccine.
V doesn't like shots.

^ enjoys inflicting pain
< has a high pain tolerance
V will test that tolerance

^ seems to think ^^ is Vixcis.
< isn't really a tolerance tester.
V is a taste tester.

^ tastes like chicken
< tastes victory
V tastes defeat

^ really shouldn't taste ^^. ^ doesn't know where ^^'s been!
< needs to eat somewhere else.
V can recommend a place.

^ shouldn't try the cafeteria
< likes flavorful food
V knows a good chef we can enslave

^ supports slavery.
< prefers to be very polite to anyone involved in creating something < plans to eat.
V likes the taste of poison.

^ is a pushover
< has slowly raised her tolerance to poison over the last decade
V pushes ^ over

^ is obviously acquainted with <'s tendency to fight ^^.
< tries to push everyone over.
V pushes back.

^ topples easily
< topples ^
V can't topple anyone

^ is in a toppling mood tonight.
< can't topple because ^ already toppled <.
V toddles.

^ can't topple toddlers?
< is the terrible toddler of doom
V traffics in clone technology

^ isn't really all that terrible.
< is clone technology.
V clones traffic technology.

^ is stuck in traffic
< has green lights all the way all the time
V gets an occasional red light.

^ has good timing.
< has good tuning.
V has good tuna.

^ smells like tuna
< doesn't like fishy smells
V is a fisherman

^ dislikes fishy smells?
< dislikes smelly fish.
V fishes for dislikes smells.

^ has a powerful olfactory sense
< catches pungent and  putrid parcels
V wears Spiderman underwear.

^ talks about underwear.
< wears Spiderman's underwear. Spidey's still looking for it.
V is mildly disturbed by that.

^ is a disturbing individual
< thinks Spiderman stinks
V has a video of Spiderman doing bad things

^ would know after all that disliked smell fishing.
< plans to use the video as a bargaining chip if Spiderman finds out where his underwear went.
V bargains for chipped videos.

^ doesn't have any video chips she wants
< wants video chips that she doesn't have
V has anything for trade?

^ is a chip trader
< is a trade shipper
V is a shade tripper.

^ is tripping shadily
< trips shady shades
V falls on their face

^ is an advanced shade tripper.
< meant to do that.
V has doubts.

^ causes doubts
< calms doubts
V controlled by doubts

^ makes doubts feel right at home.
< finds life easier with someone else at the controls.
V seeks control.

^ is a RC yactobot
< has the master control
V needs self control

^ has mastered control.
< got in a fight last time < tried to control <self.
V controls a fight ring.

^ had the ring stolen from ^
< wears the ring on her left index finger
V will not say my "precious" or anything else ring related.

^ found Cody?
< wondered where he got to.
V hopes he doesn't wake up.

^ hid Cody's body
< only found the ring
V is certain he knows what ^ is talking about

^ should know that Cody is a ring.
< hopes ^ has clean fingers. Cody doesn't like dirty fingers.
V washes V's hands obsessively.

^ knows everything
< has pristine hands
V wishes he knew it all

^ needs to work on gender identification
< needs a haircut
v needs a job

^ is hiring
< didn't expect to see Kimi
V will present another surprise

^ is almost right.
< will experience surprise. Surprise that a firelizard has hair.
V can explain.

^ has no explanation
< can't add anything
V might know something

^ is at an impasse.
< has hair in real life (and it does need to be cut)
v owns a cat

^ ate the cat
< is a dog lover
V might be named ALF

^ is a canine connoisseur.
< might be many things, but isn't most of them.
V is most of what V might be.

^ Has an amazing grasp of Draconic Lore.

< is a prime example of what a < should be.

V doesn't like being eaten. (most of the time)

^ lives up to expectations.
< doesn't mind being eaten because "you are what you eat" is much more literal than usual for those who eat yoctobot based collective intelligences.
V eats whatever V isn't.

^ is confusing
< likes meat
V needs some lotion, is beginning to scale.

^ is carnivorous.
> puts the lotion on its skin.
V gets the hose again.

^ needs to be sprayed off
< sprays off ^
V gets the drying towel

^ is the official sprayer.
< is the dryer.
V is the fryer.

^ is done
< stepped in for Santos
V is lightly seasoned

^ is no "Iron Chef"
< needs more salt
V is overseasoned.

^ seems pretty salty to <.
< isn't overseasoned. < is being cured.
V should take the cure.

^ has the cure to my disease

< forgot which of his diseases the cure cures.

V gave < 96.2% of <'s diseases

^ gains another 100 diseases
< is immune to 100% of ^ diseases
V calls center of disease and infection control on ^

^ has a remarkable immune center.
< was told that the center doesn't deal with dragons.
V knows the proper authorities to call for draconic diseases.
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^ was lied to
< calls CADDC (Center for Ancient Dragon Disease and Control)
V works for CADDC

^ Did a good job calling us at the CADDC
< Does in fact work for the CADDC in the phone department
v Wishes for the destruction of all Diseases in the universe

^ will loose his job if < succeeds
< only wishes for the destruction of nasty diseases
V is a nasty disease

^ wounds <
< isn't nasty.
V is Miss Jackson.

^ killed M. Jackson
< isn't Miss Jackson
V wears a white glove on their right hand

^ is mistaken.
< just has abnormally pale skin there.
V wonders why just that hand.

^ won't explain why
< quits wondering why
V doesn't know why either

^ now knows why ^^ won't explain.
< could just make up an explanation.
V could explain make up.

^ likely wears makeup
< only uses blush and eyeliner
V has lipstick on his collar

^ noticed the lipstick when?
< hadn't been aware of it.
V knew all along.

^ just pretends he didn't know
< knew when ^ entered the room
V put it there

^ is just determined that < wears makeup.
< doesn't, and has no idea where the lipstick came from.
V probably won't believe < anyway, though.

^ does protest too much
< didn't suspect anything till ^ protested too loudly
V will continue to protest.

^ started claiming < wore makeup before < protested at all.
< puts together some signs and several dozen < begin picketing the area.
V notices that none of the signs are about anything even vaguely related to any of the others.

^ makes funny signs
< is confused by signs
V enjoys the funny signs

^ is easily confused.
< is easily amused.
V is easily contused.

^ is going to get a contusion
< will give ^ a contusion
V doesn't know what a contusion is

^ threatened to hit ^^! How mean!
< doesn't want any bruises.
V bruises Vself as a form of body art.

^ is scared to be hit by a girl
< doesn't bruise < self
V doesn't like body art

^ got those bruises from someone else then?
< just doesn't think being a girl should give ^ the right to go around contusing people.
V prefers branding.

^ is sexist
< doesn't prefer branding, thinks that's disgusting.
V is a little weird.

^ thinks not giving females carte blanche to assault people is sexist?
< is a LOT weird.
V is getting weirder by the minute.

^ knows weird when he sees it
< thinks G.A. needs to be contused
V disagrees

^ is remarkably violent tonight.
< doesn't think the state of Georgia did anything to deserve that.
V picks states at random for contusion.

^ is purposefully thick
< likes CA but not GA
V doesn't know much about Georgia

^ Has a Bias towards the West Coast
< Has never taken a geography class
V Thinks geography is uselss

^ had no class.
< doesn't care for class struggle.
V is in a class by Vself.

^ knows just what to say to a lady
< is lonely in a class by < self
V sleeps during class

^ should find some classmates.
< should find different roommates.
V should find out everyone's fates.

^ doesn't like his roommates?
< isn't that nosy
V is sick of V self

^ doesn't know the half of it.
< must have some reason for sleeping in class.
V sleeps for no reason at all.

^ takes boring classes
< sleeps cuz she wants to
V should take better classes

^ teaches better classes.
< teaches Dragon Training Classes.
V teaches how to wear glasses.

^ charges too much for his classes
< doesn't wear glasses
V wants to tame a dragon

^ could only buy a dragon as per the ASWoT rule about selling the species of a fellow ASWoTer.
< Sells Dragons
V Should volunteer to be Market Manager

^ should prove that ^^ wants to buy anything
< has no interest in managing anything
V should volunteer

^ makes a good point
< may just do that
V thinks < should

^ can almost read minds
< thinks ^ would be a good manager
V is going to volunteer

^ hopes < will volunteer
< doubts he will
V should instead

^ enjoys volunteering
< isn't socially minded
V enjoys being social

^ is Anti-social
< is Semi-social
V is Quasi-social

^ is only semi-social to villagers
< doesn't care for villagers
V might be a villager

^ is careless.
< is several villagers, a number of farmers, and a few city folk. Not to mention the better part of the village itself.
V doesn't want to live in that village.

^ puts all his stuff into one village
< Is above living in villages
V should get out more

^ looks down on villagers?
< doesn't need to get out because < is already out.
V sometimes wonders how to put < back in.

^ needs to get away from ^ self
< was made a goddess, so obviously < is above villagers
V will figure out how to put ^ away

^ may be losing connection with ^'s power base.
< plans to declare the universe to be ^^'s containment, thus meaning that ^^ is already contained.
V thinks that <'s plan sounds lazy and irresponsible.

^ seems sensible
< Is an Asgardian Goddess now, so doesn't rely on mortals at all.
V should explain ^ plan to < so it can be approved

^ didn't understand the first time?
< rarely does what < should.
V should do what V ought to.

^ is leaving < with little choice
< magically creates only one ^
V isn't happy

^ created one ^^?
< wonders why ^ did that. Now there are two ^^s, and the many parts of the one that existed already took up an awful lot of space.
V will explain how making an extra ^^ helps.
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^ should read more carefully
< created only one ^^^ meaning she used her divine powers to merge all those nasty Germ Ants into one being.
V should talk < out of such a drastic course of action.

^ created only one. Since there already was one, and that which exists can't be created, that means there's now two.
< knows that even if ^ goes back and does what ^ meant to instead of what ^ said, < can simply absorb more mass and replicate again.
V will have to deal with the new one.

^ taught < to leave ^ well enough alone
< names the new ^ Bob
V now must compete with Bob for space

^ is just going to leave < to handle her offspring?
< befriends Bob and works out an equitable division of all the matter in the universe.
V will soon be part of Bob.

^ is not taking care of < offspring.  ^ is taking care of < creation
< is immune to assimilation, or at least < thinks < is
V discovers Bob is an evil clone of ^