^ is right, actually.
< likes Tetris, jazz and video game music.
v could probably Google it from that.

^ looks like a walking trash can.

< Wonders where to insert his Garbage.

V Hopes < chooses the right opening in ^.

^ is a dragon
< is the king
V wants to be one or the other

^ is wrong.
< is the Dragon King (well emperor now...  ^ promoted ^self)
V hopes to one day be a prince/princess

^ has to choose between dragon and emporer (they are mutually exclusive)
< is working hard to reclaim his throne
V is probably going to be Santos.

^ Sadly (?) mistaken.
< Wasn't Santos last time he checked, at least.
V Tied their own shoes today. Good job!

^ uses velcro

< can tie a double knot

V didn't get the indian feather in kindegarten for tying V's shoes.

^ is just showing off.

< needs new shoes, now that he thinks about it.

V will pay for them.

^ will only get $2 K-Mart shoes from <

< is poor.

V is richer

^ Needs a job
< Has one, but doesn't make much money.
V Wears underwear on V's head

^ is getting creepy with those hidden cameras.
< just likes the way they feel, okay?
V can't judge me!

^ is entitled to wear underwear wherever ^ wants.

< has a pocket sized judge that CAN judge ^.

V is thinking about bribing <'s pocket judge.

^'s judge threw the book at me.
< got a nasty bump on his head where the book hit him.
Hey, V, get me an ice pack or something, please?

^ Needs an ice pack.
< Doesn't have one.
V May have an ice pack.

^ wants an ice pack for ^^
< has one. Tosses it to ^^
V is falling behind <

^ Is nice
< Isn't
V Is not a human

^ tastes like chicken
< Carved that into ^'s Gravestone
v Will forever wonder what dragons taste like

^ tastes like overdone phoenix
< actually runs a chain of restaurants specializing in legendary creatures
v was our millionth customer

^ will be next Royalty
< has no life
V will never have the post count of Yoss

^ will never have yoss's post count

< will have Yoss's post count for 1 post, then < will surpass Yoss in post count.

V won't surpass < in post count.

^ is correct (< is a slow poster)

< is ROCH fan

V wonders what the frak ROCH even stands for.

^ will tell < in ^'s next post

< might google it if ^ takes too long

V better be ^

^^ is actually < so ^ is correct about that

< will translate return of the conder heros

V wonders what the frak the series is about. Mostly because < is wondering why ^^^^ didn't mention THWM

^ shouldn't have mentiond ^^^^^

< is irked at ^ for mentioning ^^^^^

V will mention ^^^^^ at least 3 more times

^ is irked about something < is really confused about.

< is really confused about ^ and ^^'s conversation.

V might be able to explain ^ and ^^'s conversation.