Say something about the person who posted above you, then something about yourself, and finally make some sort of assumption about the person that will post next. Use the ^ (upper case 6) to refer to the person above you, the > (upper case period), and the capital V for the person to post below you. It ought to look something like this.

^ doesn't exist
< is above all
V can post a million times a year

^I'll freely grant, is above it all
< Doesn't see himself getting that many posts, but he is FIRST!
v Is not FIRST!

^ is NOT first, is SECOND!
< is THIRD
V is some other number, but can't count that high

^ Is a mole.
< Can't believe he just made such an obscure reference.
v Doesn't get it.

^ is absolutely right
< doesn't get obscure references
V is named after a very obscure reference.