At some point in time
We will be kings together
Singularity

oof, that sounds scary
assimilation is crap
i do not consent

Assimilate or...
Or just be normal I guess
You want normalness?

define normal, please.
'cause my thoughts might not be same
dictionary helps

Normal is boring
Though you're cursed to live now in
Interesting times

average is three
Illuminati is five
syllables i mean

Speaking of haikus
Examine the averages
It's five and two thirds.

boo! fractions are hard!
do not force me to learn, dude!
in other words, i'm dumb

You are the smartest
Out of every frog I know
... how do I end this?

Smarter: frogs or mice?
Hitchiker's Guide says:
Mice smarter than men

i have read those books
well, only some of them, sorry.
Imma smart frog, thank you!

Can you run a maze?
Froggy Maze Runner movie!
I would pay to watch

i'll call my agent
he will set me something up
want a cameo?

I would love to act
Hollywood is evil though
I knew molesters

I didn't get hurt
But I was propositioned
I got out quickly

good for you, you won!
death and torture to creepers!
in minecraft or not!

Hollywouldn’t but
her evil sister Becky
Already did it.

Can't make hikus
Never could write a hiku
Even spelled it wrong

Warm Sushi was the
name of the band.  A crawfish
was their only fan.

Eating warm sushi
Could cause bad tummy troubles
Frequent bathroom runs

Rotten sushi in
my life.  That woman brought me
nothing but rice/strife.

Bad food is a sign
A sign of lovelessness, it's
Dinner's for winners

Simple food won't hurt
when cooked with great love and care.
No need for great chefs.

We can cook dinner
Yummy food for all of us
Ready to eat now

After a nice meal
having a proper coffee
helps your digestion

Eating is weakness
Consuming souls is power
Embrace the hunger

Conversation sucks
if you don't care about the other one:
you have to be two.