(Game idea by Nat1088)

This is the Haiku Conversation.  Every post must contain a haiku.  A haiku consists of three lines.  The first line has five syllables, the second has seven, and the third has five.


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This is a haiku
Please join this conversation
We will waste some time

Wow, Yoss, you've mastered
The art of the short haiku
Oh wait, they're the same...

Haiku Popular
Grug will make a nice haiku
Then Grug Popular.

Intelligent Grug
Has made a nifty Haiku
Way To Go, Grug-gers!

A ding is not a Qing
But then nore is a King
But what makes a Qing a King?

I do not believe
That a Qing will be a King
I am sorry, Qing.

Once I'm done with this,
I will have taken over
The entire first page!

I shall destroy you
Is what vader said to luke
I will do the same

Look out, young jedi!
Vader's gonna get you back!
Episode seven?

Jedi!?  Where!?  I would have
to destroy any jedi who got
within line of sight

Use your laser gun!
Pew pew!, aw, I missed again.
Storm Troopers can't aim.

Storm trooper's bad aim
has got nothing on this one
kid with a taser

Hey, don't taze me, bro.
What I ever do to you?
I must bash your legs.

kidneys are tasers
in the case of this one kid
but he triple botched

this is so much fun
making haikus with my buds
and using the guns

guns? where are these guns?
can I shoot something with them?
Snakesssz perhaps?

Welcome to, Kisa
When did you join, female one?
Nice to see newbies.

Says the uber-noob.
Or are you the crazy noob?
You're some sort of noob.

Me?  A noob?  How False.
Not epic is not a noob
But what about you?

I be Irish
and no I be not a noob
been here forever

Why twenty six posts?
Noob is not factor of time
It's all about posting.

您學會什麼是什麼您知道
您知道什麼是什麼您博學
，但是您您肯定傾斜什麼您知道？

What you learned is what you know
and what you know is what you learned
but are you sure you know what you learned?

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
Gore falls on floor with a thud
I assassinate.

ah that makes some sense
then aye I be a noobie
its great to be here

我做好目標沒有？
我在我是
肯定做它值得槍響的草稿

I like being a target,
Yes I do, why ask?
It is worth the draft of the bullet passing through

estas muy loco
Senor Zeldi no habla
Espanol.  Bueno.
This message was last edited by the player at 03:45, Thu 13 Nov 2008.

Bonjour! we are french
non I only speak a bit
french class isn't cool

I hear french = Hard.
What?  Math Functions? It's cool.
they're one syllable.

right math that is cool
I got a seventy one
algebra two...blah

I'm in Calculus
My teacher is a joke, though.
I think he's insane.

He taught in sixties.
Has stored quips to "entertain"
Too much Buffalo

Buffalo, you ask?
"Oh give me a home where the
Buffalo roam and

I will show you a
Dirty house."  Pause for applause.
Repeat Ad Nauseum.

ooh that must be bad
kermit the frog is in town
geometry blows

he spends too much time
picking colors to draw with
then teaching his class

the algebra...hmm
isn't really all that bad
I'm just that stupid

ooh that must be bad
kermit the frog is in town
geometry blows

he spends too much time
picking colors to draw with
then teaching his class

the algebra...hmm
isn't really all that bad
I'm just that stupid

all you math nerds odd
geometry sucks the cock
english is the best

F*** off, letterphile
We be subtractin' you fools
Isoceles life!

what letterphile?
mind fractioned by your comment
I stink at math work

Watch the language guys!
This isn't rated M or Adult
Go without swear words.

Could it be?  It is!
PIA made bad haiku!
check your second line.

Did I use bad word?
I'll refrain from using those
how y'all doing here?

I think he means me.
F***, S**t, Expletives ahoy.
Censorship is fun.

ooh,i missed it all
school is homeward bound for me
laptops are the best

ooh,i missed it all
school is homeward bound for me
laptops are the best

Mind your double posts.
There is a delete button.
Could you be cheating?

found a witch, burn her
what a great and awesome film
overquoted lots

Found a book: read it
I am probably too young
But I still read it.

What book was it, dude?
Too ambiguous for me.
Tell the truth next time.

you should read "watchmen"
not because of the movie
but because it rocks.

I read Watchmen once.
Not all the way.  Was in store
Long graphic "Novel"

quite delicious
I am a bookworm myself
read air gear manga!
This message was last edited by the player at 18:46, Sat 15 Nov 2008.

I prefer One Piece
Wacky Pirates fighting Sharks
It's eccentric fun.

one piece is for noobs
his voice sounds like kids on crack
naruto sucks most.

They changed Luffy's voice.
the one you saw was 4kids.
New one is better.

I'll look into it
anyways, read anything
any cyberpunk?

You have read air gear?
I have read air gear as well.
Are you in any...


(...Air Gear games on RPoL?)

I enjoy Steampunk
Phil Foglio's Girl Genius
Best Webstrip ever.

(girlgeniusonline.com)

have not heard said site
will check upon in due time
enjoy cyberpunk

I read air gear lots
trying on air gear role play
making the bio.

What is Cyberpunk?
Digitized internet minds?
Cybernetic limbs?

In reply to hackerkind (msg #55):

Which air gear game on
RPoL are you going to
try to rtj?

this to Ikyu Gyet
I do not know which one yet
still thinking about

(going off the name being three syllables)

cyberpunk equals
blade runner, ghost in the shell
or many other books.

(william gibson author, started the cyberpunk movement for books.)

I do not know those.
Blade runner = Vampires, right?
I don't watch movies.

I love movies so
I watch them all day lately
I need better friends

How dare you, Sofya?
Haiku is at the bottom.
It's my favorite.

used to watch movies
then I worked at blockbuster
no love for movies

Man, I need a job.
No one in town is hiring
Damn Economy

Hungry for pizza
There is no pizza in house!
Starving, I starving..

you should both get job
then food is everywhere
or cook some ramen

no job here for me. T_T
Wish I make money doing
what I want to do. T_T

Have you decided
which game to RTJ to
for air gear roleplay?

my food is not mouse
must pay attention to where
hand is located >.>

Problems with Haiku:
Not quite enough syllables to
say what I want to

then write another
Ikyu Gyet, I have not yet
busy, much homework

I'm not very good
At making up good haikus,
Unlike Ikyu Gyet.

My haikus are quite nice.
Each sentence is on 1 line.
No need to break flow.

you all are so good
at making haikus awesome
especially grug

Thanks, my female friend.
I take pride in my haikus.
(please ignore this line).

Pas de quoi dear friend
You are very kind to me
french class is boring

I prefer chinese
It is very difficult
Also rewarding

I prefer chinese
It is very difficult
Also rewarding

Stair Climbing Club!
Evryone Fun climb stair time!
Climb every stair!

This was my friend's quote.
Did a project for Chinese.
Make a club poster.

watashi wa Tim
japanese is best for me
quite entertaining

Russian is my fave
dialect we speak it at
home it's easiest

I have Russian friend.
Long red hair and carries knives.
aspiring engie.

what is an engie?
you mean engineer perhaps
small space for big words.

That's it exactly
For Radio Imaging.
Way too specific.

that is kind of rare
strange thing to do for your life
they should do cool things.

I want to make games.
But the market is too full.
So I study film.

do other game things
like quality assurance
dood, work up from there.

Quality Assure...
That is my dream job, of course.
Slackers dream come true.

Technical Phone Calls
Are nearly impossible
for comprehension

I hate royalty.
The idle poor become kings?
Off with his/her head!

You have a problem
with my claiming royalty?
Go and soak your head.

I will, slimy blight.
I could use a shower now.
Done with your mother.

it seems these words tail me:
I am the walrus, Come together.
Must find new carpool.

Too much syllables.
Lines 1 and 2 are a mess
Try harder, okay?

Why do you insult
A valiant attempt at
creating haiku?

Hippopotamus
Anti-Hippopotamus
Annihilation

that's a good one grug
dood, it wasn't an insult
just made a mistake

Sorry, I stole it.
Kingdom of Loathing, a game.
Eponymous site

My apologies. We did
not learn to count syllables in my
Language Arts Classes.

Royalty is mine
I just have to claim it now
Victory is mine!

You did well, praguepride.
I must congratulate you.
But just you wait, sir!

Oh No! Grant's Attacking
He is trying to steal my throne
I must be prepared

That sounds japanese.
Like some Godzilla movie.
I heart Godzilla!

Grant started aft. me
I not have 1000 posts yet
I'll try to waste more.

post things worth saying
then grug's post count will rise quick
or post something sweet.

Zeldi has been here
For quite a long time. But I
have a higher post count

You will pass me soon
Would be too much time wasted
If was possible

Hey, where is Santos?
Reptiles hate eachother, right?
They fight to the death?

No that is not true
I like the dragon, Santos
And think he likes me

Dang, I wanted bets.
I hear dragon meat tastes good.
"To the victor...", right?

I am back peons
Santos cannot stop me now
And Grant is offline

if only i could stop
your vicious reign ends, praguepride
don't know what to say.

I'm sorry, Pragurpride
I can't let you do that, Dave.
A space Odyssey

a space odyessy?
marvelous thinking my friend
I wish I could fly

Grow some wings, silly.
Why fly when you can Rock Out?
Stairway to Heaven.

I was listening
to the juggalo insane
man,of course uh-huh

What what what what what?
Juggalo?  What in the hell?
Speak some sense, woman!

In sense we speak
nonsense! yes
in nonsense is sense!

Quite poetic, bud.
I noticed, 5 syllables.
Not good for english.

Insane Clowne Posse
that is what I speak of here
its the juggalo

Metalocolypse?
Eh, I don't watch Adult Swim.
Cocaine clowns are weird.

ah theyre not coke clowns
they are hibbity and grand
ICP, they're nice

Hippin and a hoppin and a bippin and a boppin.

Walkie talkie man!
He's fat, he don't run too fast
He's faster than me.

run fast as ye can
hey! It's the gingerbread man
cookies and milk

Sirens are wailing!
Check your syllable/line count!
Do it better! Z.

Insane Clown Posse
started by Disney and friends
same guys as Mickey.

Shadowed Melody
And now we see the princess
waits, her will abates

No, Stop!  It's too late!
I'm feeling frustr-ated
sing inside a fortress

Gosh, All I want is
royalty, but some people
just can't give it back

I've never had it.
It's in my power
but not ready yet.

I'm not royalty
I lack the power greatly
maybe in due time.

I am the eggman
I am the walrus whoo-hoo
The beatles are great

Kisa is eggman?
She is female type person.
She is eggwoman.

I know long-haired men
Like the guys from ZZ top
Longest hair I know

long hair doesn't go
I'm runnin out of haikus
this is terrible.

Ponytails. two men.
They are my friends.  Ponytails.
I need a mohawk.

mohair is really big
people from motown have it
They sing motown songs

Moo town?  Have a cow!
Eat grass and drink water.
EIEIO

some cows in japan
quaff only alcoholic drinks
Their beef is spendy

Sounds like a farmer
with his nice cows and the songs
wish I had a cow

Go to India.
They worship their cows as gods.
Good for fat people.

Why not go get one
they only cost thousands a year
thats not very much

ha thousands how nice
who has that kind of money
I need a dollar

what you need dollars
for anyway? This is ASWoT
we use WoTs around here

aye I know that love
talking bout reality
I have no money

Why would you possibly
ever want a cow in real life?
They are far too smelly.

MONEY!  GIMME IT!
Hey, I need more allowance!
yodelaheehoo

non, my money mine
I'll give you a dollar fine
cows are wicked clowns

Haiku on page 2.
It breaks my heart to see it.
P.S. Burma shave.

Burma Shave ads now?
Never thought to see that here
Guess anything goes

Second page again?
Snake, does your villainy end?
I'll save you, haiku.

Assassins is fun
But I cannot seam to win
Everyone else wins

I hate my target
(s)he is never on.  It sucks!
I should check the thread.

Am I the target?
oh no I shall run away
No I think I'll stay

You're not my target.
If you were, you'd be dead now.
For now you live, though.

I am so sorry
forgot this place existed
been uber busy.

Welcome to ASWoT.
On your left, Tons of Crazy,
Right, evil and pain.

arigato Grug
this place seems slightly crazy
just a little bit.

Crazy is correct
Understatement it might be
Certainly fun though.

No Life is hard work
Especially when people
Are online right now

I will be going
sometime quite soon because of
other commitments

Now with PIA gone
I might be able to claim
my new no life throne

I remember when
I had the throne.  It was nice.
Good things never last.

Smelly fishes died
So did your throne I would guess
Create new good things.
This message was last edited by the player at 11:42, Fri 05 Dec 2008.

Pareidolian?
New face in RPOL.  Prepare Pies!
We eat pies at dawn!

welcome to the site
most interesting ever
it makes sense.

Grug promised us pies
But that was some days ago
So where are our pies?

just finished final
research on Gunpowder Plot
Guy Fawkes is awesome

Remember rememb
er the fifth of november
Gun powder treason

I see no reason
that gun powder treason should
ever be forgot.

I think thats cheating
your enjambment sucks hardcore
but you are right dood.

What exactly is
an enjambment may I ask?
Spell check seems to know.

Kagrua is back
She became the ASWOT queen
But fell to the Czech.

Do you speak of me?
I can't really tell because
I am KaGUra.

Spelling is lacking
But the point remains valid
I'll call you K-G

Why shorten it when
My name is already short?
Seems superfluous.

KG is shorter
And then I don't have worries
About the spelling

What if I choose to
Not respond to your "KG"
And steal "your" throne too?

I would be upset
Nicknames are part of the game
And it could be worse...

Nicknames are for those
Whose names are too long to be
Typed out all the time.

They can also be
For names that are spelled weirdly
To make life easy

My name's not that weird
Just three Japanese letters
Or six English ones.

But six english ones
Can be shortened to just two
With your new nickname :D

No need to shorten
Three each vowels and consonants
Is quite short enough.

But I can make it
Even shorter then three each
Just two consonants

Not if you spell it
Out like this "Kay-Gee" you see
It's still the same length.

But this is teh netz
You don't spell out things round here
Hence the 'lol'

I try to refrain
From using this "net speak" that
Comes from teenagers.

Web-speak confuses
Those who were born well before
the language devolved

A man is falling
Lost in the world around him
*thud* he hits the ground.


No joke, I came up with that in a dream.

wow what a haiku
great job pp thumbs up to you
wish I was that good

I had never thought
That I could dream in haikus
But I tell the truth...

I had always thought
Poems were not poems unless they rhyme
Guess I’ll learn sometime

(My first Haiku, so take it easy on me if I screwed it up) :)

Haiku is diff'rent
mostly about the syllabic
content. Astronaut.

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars.
Frank Sonatra rules.

Ergo pervades all
Hey, any of you noticed
Backwards is "ogre"


(Coincidence?  I think not...)

I don't understand
The joke shootingstar has made
I'm just ignorant.


[[E'mbrilyn: It's okay. Poems apparently no longer require words.
http://media.sas.upenn.edu/pen...es/Grenier-fig-4.JPG These are the new works done by Robert Grenier, a famous poet. He says its poetry in its new form.]]
This message was last edited by the player at 06:17, Mon 05 Jan 2009.

That looks like something
My eight-year old drew way back when
She was two or three

Your haikus are good
except for your second line
it is one beat off.

OOC: It's not 5 8 5?

Fellow red head dame
Feel not that your are to blame
Five-seven-five, jive?

you'll get it in time
your haikus will get better
if not, scadaddle.

I am Haiku Champ.
I rarely put one sentence
on two diff'rent lines.

I soliloquize.
I can recite and compose.
I'm dead?  Decompose!

What's this? Number 3?
No one can match my genius!
Haikus far and near.

In reply to ShootingStar (msg #192):

Yoss did Recognize!!
Last Letter Conversation
Number Sixteen.

message 353
until message 369
Then Grant interfered!

Well done, PIA
The above haiku?  Challenge!
Numbers are tricky.

numbers aren't that bad
my limerick uses pi
it just takes some work.

Haiku is sin
We will all go straight to hell
It will be so fun

I'll pack gloves and boots
for Dante's hell approaches
be sure to pack warm.

What?  Haikus are Good.
What is nicer than poems?
They make the gods pleased.

Look at the Romans.
They had the muses, art Gods.
They empower me.

Muses, Give me strength!
From New York to Japan!
My haikus will Soar!

Cut the middle man!
Force Haiku into my veins!
I bleed 5-7-5!

Such Epic Effort!
Exclamation Points Abound!
Powerful Haikus!

Cower and Tremble!
Grug comes to destroy your dreams!
Haikus armed for War!

Left, Left, Left Right Left.
Haikus march up to your door.
They Knock.  5-7-5

They storm in.  Haikus!
Stomping your plants and children!
Coming up the stairs!

You hide in your bed.
Cower under the covers.
Wishing they would leave.

But they still find you!
They ready their Guns.  Steady.
Aim... Fire!  5-7-5.

You lie there bleeding.
All hope has left your nation.
Grug rules the whole world.

Thank you, sweet Haikus!
Even if you die in war,
I will just make more!

There once was a Waster named Grug
Who was viewed as an insolent bug.
He did go insane, and took over the game,
'cause Haikus are his favorite drug.

Grug should stop right now
your royalty to this thread
is repetitive.

Don't you believe that
We should all just get along
Without royal thoughts?

What can I say, dudes.
I love to haiku your faces.
Get covered, bitches.

Come into my web
Said the spider to the fly
This is a haiku

Grug say something weird
isn't this game G rated
Don't want to lose you.

I threw up today
so I am not at school from
county policy

Ewww that is so gross
Was it chunky? Was it smooth?
Tell me, tell me please!

Similar to my
earlier nutritional
breakfast - Shredded Wheat.

enough of that guys
shouldn't you be sleeping then
waste time by sleeping

I dream in Haikus
It is really really weird
But sometimes funny

I Awake Haiku.
Haikus overwhelm senses
Don't eat bad pizza.

Prague wants to be crowned
He does clutter up the boards
I have stopped him now

what is royalty?
is it more wasting of time?
more pointless gaming?

The tides eat a cliff;
A lone haiku in this thread
Will not stop prague's crown...

grug wins royalty
for haiku conversation
I nominate him.

Thank you very much.
I always try to produce
1 more than needed.

Quid Pro Quo, My bro.
What does that mean? Don't you know?
Wikipedia!

Wikipedia
Has many of life's answers
But not accurate

The wiki hordes toil
Sometimes they make a mistake
But not on star trek

I can claim no life
So now I can stop posting
That was really hard

I did not hinder
your rise to fame and fortune
after all, did I?

no one has yet to
answer my bloody question
what is royalty?

The Royal goal
can be Explained quite simply.
Either all or naught.


(BTW:
In order to be Monarch/King/Queen/Despot/Dictator/Ruler of the Board, a player must currently have the last post for every game on the front page (Notice threads are NOT included).  Once you have done this, come to this thread and make your claim!  Please make sure it is obvious when you are claiming and obvious when you are not claiming (just chatting).  Royalty will be crowned on the honor system, so don't make a claim unless you actually own the front page.  If you can't play honestly, this game will be coming down.

Clarifications: Royalty is gained when a user sees all threads (minus Notice threads) with his/her user name on the front page.  Posting in this thread is just for bookkeeping, but must be done within a few minutes of gaining royalty.  Therefore, if a poster has gained the threads on the front page, but another post comes before the claim is made in this thread, the claim is still valid.

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screw the royalty
I am so lost and confused
too much time wasting.

(thanks.)

The game is the thing
Royalty is not for all
Pointed pointlessness

(np)

too much work for me
I lack that amount of time
write stories instead.

Prose is like the rose
Things of beauty enlighten
Both the mind and soul

it just takes some time
time better spent then on here
I am super bored.

Time is not wasted
When minds are full of deep thought
Thought is oft wasted

"No Life" is clever.
Revives old, forgotten games.
So they keep going.

and going and on
and on and on and on and
on and on and on

jesus christ PP
nice job on repeating words
why must you do it?

because it is fun
why else would I do something
if it wasn't fun

because you were told
sometimes you do things due to
your stupid bosses.

no one bosses me
when I am wasting my time
Time is mine to waste

what will your boss say
in fact, where do you work then?
does thee have a job?


(just curious)

there are no jobs here
in fact we're planning job cuts
tough economy

that really sucks dood
then again I work at Kohl's
I fold clothes for fun.

actually, no
I have a good IT job
and hope to keep it :D

hope that works for you
actually, I hope all
can keep their jobs now.

it would suck, that's true
if I lost my job right now
bills will pile up :D

I'm pretty sure life
would end for me without jobs
uber-bigger bills.

What does hackerkind
do to satisfy his bills
when he needs to pay?

Bills I burn all day
Hate me do my creditors
Bill pyro I am

Creditors knocking
Pounding, banging, trying knobs
But I am not home :D

I'll tell you PP
well, I teach for a living
music class of course!

music class, you say?
for what? high school? Middle school?
do you post in class?

I teach for college
music appreciation
and music theory.

(If I posted in class. That means that I don't have class because students don't show up. I'm at school getting ready though. Classes start tomorrow!)

College, huh? That's cool
Better then teaching children
but not by that much :D

I think you are wrong
schools cut the music classes
during money loss

colleges won't for
a legitimate degree
like music theory

If they cut the class
they'd be cutting chances for
musical people

plus, students don't whine
when they pay for their classes
less cranky children

students also care
what they are learning about
they listen and work.

(I've debated it. Teaching the high school college level is a lot easier than teaching the younger ones, because you have people that will actually try at the class and also be willing to learn from what the teachers have to say.)
This message was last edited by the player at 22:57, Mon 19 Jan 2009.

的 哦呢 你哦阿伯 里
特呢 为 亩 阿咯列 非
辣辣辣辣 迪塞

I am pretty sure
that none of us can read that
uber waste of time.

My job has been auccessful
If one cannot waste their time
why not help them along?

wasting time is fun
but so is finding new time
so we can waste it!

I am pretty sure
you children waste too much time
try doing something.

I am not that young
Definitly not a child
Maybe young adult :D

still older than you
I'm pretty sure you're twenty
or around that age.

This is a haiku.
How awesome is this haiku?
It's pretty awesome.

I don't know awesome
But that truly sounds awesome
Awesome job, DarkRoot!

Refrigerator
Refrigerator, again.
Now that's damn awesome.

Most definitely
5 syllable words are fun
to use in haikus

Haikus make no sense.
Except for maybe sometimes.
But not this one, PANG.

I prefer to make
sense in my haiku poems
easier to say.

No way, heretic!
Confusing haikus are neat.
Refrigerator.

The nominations
for January are in
Good luck, everyone

In it to win it.
That's what I'm, everybody.
only one time, poodle.

Just for the record- that is correct usage of I'm.

to be confused is
to mean that you suck at life
so I suck at life.

Always Confusion
Dose not suck everytime
Ignorance is bliss

I think you are right
ignorance is destruction
what happens then dood?

Refrigerator.
Refrigerator happens.
AHAHAHAHA!

your haiku is bad.
its so bad its destructive
all same in the end.

You, sir. my haiku
is extraordinarily
awesome sometimes, no?

Umm, I don't think so
Your Haikus are fragmented
They need better flow

thank you for that dood
least someone agrees with me
flow like the water.

Don't know what to type
Nothing strikes my fancy now
Time to eat dinner

I'm sitting online
halo live for specific
killing some newbies.

Have you perhaps played
Left four dead the zombie game
That game is the best

Eaten by zombies
How is that such a good thing
that it's called the best?

Smashing their brains for
an enjoyable squelching
makes it worthwhile

as a severe truth
I have played some left4dead.
but do not own it.

it has been a while
since i have wrote a haiku
sorry for not writing.

you should be sorry
that you haven't written stuff
apologize now!

I am fighting now
For ASWOT's royalty throne
Koalas are mean

listening to ska
'tokyo ska paradise
orchestra', so good.

Ska is so stupid
Nine Inch Nails, I think, better.
Industrial Yay

you fail hardcore noob
way to be in the mainstream
liking what all do.

NIN is okay
but ska just works better for me
ska requires skill.

(Sorry, if I offended you. And I respect your musical tastes.... I teach music.)

Dun worry, It's ok.
My friends, they all hate NIN, sob.
I'm not offended.

phew, that is better
some people get offended
very easily.

it has been awhile
since I have written haikus
I hope I still can :(

Hey, y'all. Don't mind me.
I'm just an anime fan,
Who wants to waste time.

Hi anime fan
All are welcome to haiku
A good time waster

Hello there, snake boy.
I'm glad that all are welcome.
Time was made to waste.

Pssst!  It's a Snake Girl
Perhaps an apology
Might be in order

I'm very sorry.
I am no good with genders.
Can you forgive me?

Of course I forgive
Many people have made that
very same mistake

genders are quite lame
those things are not required
interesting stuff.

Gender is not bad
Battle of the sexes works
Equality rocks

neither attraction
is the proper way to be
how i live my life.

Haiku is a kind
of poetry but it has
far too few sylab.....

Wife told me that one,
she is much smarter then I.
Much prettier, too

Saw a similar
haiku some pages before
but wanted my two cents

Hello Random Guy
Welcome to the monkey house
Please don't taunt the "guests"

Taunting guests is fun.
I will throw peanuts at them,
laughing as I do.


After taunting guests,
I am filled with great remorse.
Want my peanuts back.

Two posts in one thread
Gives you comfort in one place
But not in the rest

Your point is taken.
I'm spreading myself too thick,
obsessed with haikus.

Haiku can be good
If you are of that mindset
Not my cup of tea

Poetry can be fun,
though too much can be painful.
Ow, now my brain hurts.

You must suffer so
Experience a brain-ache
I have no fear... hey!

I work through the pain.
My muse, she drives me onward.
Oy, she ticks me off.

Muse as slave driver
An interesting concept
Better with the whip?

Whips are beneath her,
my muse prefers a feather.
Much more enticing.

making no sense with
my haikuiness that has
made no sense at all.

Best haiku so far
(Okay, at least in top ten)
It was very good.

I wrote this haiku
without a proper process
its not all that great.

To dream in haiku
Never have I felt the longing
Perhaps a bad pun

to tell the real truth
I often dream limericks
bloody hallmark cards.

hallmark cars oh great
they get their stuff from children
I love you mommy

What the hell is this?
Why do we need to do this?
Cant we just play chess?

chess is for those smart
and educated people.
not for wasting time.

maybe you are right
we may aswell do this crap
than become the geeks

To claim the No Life
Is not a good achievement
To live a life is

why call it no life?
does the achievement not give
some satisfaction?

Lifelessness is bad
It means too much time wasted
Not enough living

I notice now that,
nobody answered
a question posed

I noticed that too.
Are we all that ignorant?
Ignorance is bliss

It is called no life
Because it takes no life to win
That kind of award

fart

Is that a Haiku?
Why is that so short, PP?
Edit it okay?

For some silly folks
Passing gas in the bathtub
Is a fun past time

when you mean the folks,
are you reffering to him
or you and your folks?

does he say it in
a southernish drawl accent
cuz then its everyone

What accent is that?
are you talking about yours?
or is it FLs?

I won't talkin bout
nobody's accent! Why 'oo
preshurin' me so?

I wasnt doing
nuthin bruh, you hear me dog?
ya'll just cool down, man.

I am cold blooded.
There is no need to cool down
I'll try to heat up.

Some call me gangster
I am only loveable
Give me some waffles

What did ye say, fool?
ye a sraight up gangsta, really?
ye dont fool me homes.

Befuddled I am
Your Outbursts Common, Is this
Normal at ASWoT?

You are wierd, jewel.
like a girl on her monthly
path of self esteemed destruction.

Did you say something?
I am laughing at your jabs
at my honour; ha!

What who when where,, What???!
Are you talking to me, huh?
All I heard was BLAH,

try alt F4 please
it is a super cheat code
power leveling!

whisper of the dawn
carries through the long, harsh day
greets the silent dusk

(hooray for magnet poetry, haiku edition :p)