You enter an enormous market lined with booths and tents and stores of all kinds, shapes, and sizes.  Many of the shops are empty and waiting for an occupant.  This is the Time Waster Flea Market.

The currency of the market is the wot.  Each player starts with a number of wots equal to his or her post count and will receive one additional wot for every post made.  This posting income is taxed at ten percent to pay for the extra work required to do the accounting for ASWOT.  You can see the current bank accounts in the third post in the ASWOT Hall of Fame.

In the next post, the ASWOT Market Manager maintains the current listing of items for sale in the market.  All sales are assessed a ten percent tax paid by the seller.  The tax is rounded to the nearest wot, so there is no tax on items priced 4 or less.  To place an item on the list, or to remove an item from the list, state in your post the item name, price, and description.

There are very few restrictions on what can be bought and sold here as long as the only currency is the wot.  Just make sure you abide by the RPOL terms of use.  Also, you can't copy someone else's item without their permission.

I will add further details to these rules as needed.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:17, Wed 03 Dec 2008.

This is the list of currently offered items.  If an item is limited in quantity then please let me know in your post where you offer it.

Name                  Vendor    Price     Description

Germs                 Bart       100      common germs

                                 500      seriously deadly germs (although curable)

                                 1000     incredibly life altering never before seen outside the laboratory
                                          they can do amazing things germs.


nipple cat           Bluecrow   1000      a wonderful foot massager in the shape of a white plush cat in the
                     laughing             road kill position on its belly with  two rows of three pink
                                          massaging nubbins down the back. Quanity:3


Cowboy Hat           ChaosLord  20        A cowboy hat of your choosing.

Corks                ChaosLord  10        A cork, you never know when you'll need one.

A ferret             ChaosLord  50        Summon one of CL's ferrets to your aid, or to do the laundry or
                                          something. They stay until the job is done then poof in a
                                          chaotic smoke.

Extra Ferrets        ChaosLord  5         Per extra ferret.

Minor Poofs          ChaosLord  100       Unlimited Poofs is usable to change something on the target such
                                           as: Colour, make them grow a bit or shrink a little,
                                           change smell etc.  Also usable to make a small explosion
                                           (does not cause 'flames' just a boom).

Megaphone            ChaosLord  20        Its a megaphone.

Cardboard Tube       ChaosLord  20        Its a cardboard tube, very useful.

Cardboard Tube       ChaosLord  500       Its a cardboard tube of power. Favored weapon of the ferret folk.
Of Power                                  It is used as a sword that bursts with chaos, a musket that
                                          shoots chaotic energies, or even a back scratcher.

Portable             ChaosLord  1000      This clothing rack has any type of clothing needed, from costumes
Wardrobe                                  to normal everyday work clothes it is portable so all the
                                          'portable' properties apply.
                                          (100 WoTs go to Yoss every time sold
                                           because of portable in the name.)

Personal Gravity     ChaosLord  1000      Redirect the effects of gravity on yourself!
Redirector                                 (Fall up if you want!)

Bitransual-          ChaosLord  1000      Able to open up a door too one place. One key works for one place.
dimensional key                           Must be placed on a wall or better yet in a key hole.  You are
                                          allowed to come back from where you go.
                                          (My door goes to the Chaos Ilses)

Clones of puppy      ChaosLord  150       Loyal, friendly, playful, and loving!

super grog-o-matic   ChaosLord  500       This invention makes limitless grog!
                                          WARNING Grog under pressure.


Mind-o-rama 1000     Cody       1000      A device that can: 1) Transmit verbal thoughts into others minds,
                                          and 2) Receive staticy verbal thoughts from willing minds.

small coffee         Cody       4         a small cup of coffee that can be black or have cream and/or suger
                                          with it.  It can be made at the temperature you wish.

large coffee         Cody       10        a large cup of coffee that can be black or have cream and/or suger
                                          with it.  It can be made at the temperature you wish.

small cup of sugar   Cody       4         a small cup of yummy sugar.
large cup of sugar   Cody       10        a large cup of yummy sugar.

small tea            Cody       4         a small cup of tea.  It can be whatever flavor you desire.
large tea            Cody       10        a large cup of tea.  It can be whatever flavor you desire.

virgin  strawberry   Cody       10        Doesn't have the kick of FourLegged's,
daiquiri                                  but it is tasty and non-alcoholic.

plain ring           Cody       20        plain rings that are solidly one color and have no gems.

designed ring        Cody       40        like plain rings but with designs on them.

jeweled ring         Cody       60        like plain rings but have jewels(nothing that
                                          expensive or rare, but still good looking).

1 hour of minion     Cody       40        1 hour of me doing tasks for you.  I work at a high speed and
services                                  currently specialize in beverages.(I work for free if minion
                                          training is exchanged for my services.)


A pack of 6 pieces    Dragon     20      This infinite bubble gum is made from a very special, and top
of Infinite                              secret formula that allows infinite chewing without losing
Bubble GumR                              of flavor coherence! That's right folks, infinite
                                         chewing without losing flavor or coherence! This is the gum
                                         of tomorrow, and indeed there rest of your life. You will never
                                         need to buy another stick of gum again with Dragon's new Infinite
                                         Bubble Gum!!!!! flavors available are: classic bubble, lemon lime,
                                         apple cinnamon, grape, banana, and chocolate.

Flamethrower          Dragon     200     Alrighty everyone! Are you tired of using plain old ordinary
                                         weapons for you dastardly schemes? Are you looking to turn up the
                                         heat on your enemies? Do you want something to cook their goose
                                         with? Well look no further, Dragon Inc. is proud to offer yet
                                         another truly awesome item for sale on this here flea market. As of
                                         right now, I am selling a genuine, and very useful, Dragon
                                         Flamethrower. Yes indeed, now you can purchase a little dragon
                                         breath for yourself and do what I can do naturally...  Whether
                                         it's attacking herds of wild animals in the Infinite pantry, or
                                         fending off would be thieves at the possible new bank thread,
                                         the Dragon Flamethrower is the weapon of choice. It is quick and
                                         deadly and powered on good old fashioned Dragon fuel (ie: coal).
                                         It has a range of 20 feet and an effect radius of about 5 feet on
                                         either side of your target. So what are you waiting for? Come get
                                         yours today!!!

heap of coal         Dragon     10       Fuel for this awesome device.  Gets you 5 uses of the
                                         flamethrower before burning out.

soul cloning         Dragon     1000     none.

Antidote level 1     Dragon     50       Cures level one BASTARD germs.
Antidote Level 2     Dragon     100      Cures level two BASTARD germs.
Antidote level 3     Dragon     500      Cures level three BASTARD germs.

Portable LabTM       Dragon     5000     Do you ever miss the Timewaster's Lab? Do you ever find yourself
                                         wishing you could conduct experiments again or do more on an
                                         unfinished project? Well now you need miss it no longer! Dragon
                                         Inc.is selling a totally amazing Portable LabTM! That's right,
                                         a Portable Lab wherein you can conduct experiments, make your own
                                         explosives, genetically reengineer your army (if you have one), or
                                         anything else you can think of. The Portable Lab functions in the
                                         same was as the Portable PortalTM in that you can take
                                         in anywhere and use it and then move it again. It disappears when
                                         not in use so you don't have to worry about moving it. And only
                                         you can access your own Portable Lab so you never have to worry
                                         about someone else stealing your experiments or projects.
                                         500 wot royalty is given to Yoss per sale
                                         due to the "Portable" in the product name.

R.I.G.               Dragon     500      The Random Insect Generator causes a random type of insect to
                                         suddenly swarm all over the target. The effect lasts for about 2
                                         minuets and is varied, depending on what type of insect is
                                         randomly generated.
                                         WARNING: Please, use with caution as you never know if they
                                         might be poisonous or not!

Holy Water           Dragon     500      Holy Water straight from the Sea of Galilee. Simply sprinkle
                                         some Holy Water on yourself or any object in your possession
                                         to protect it from the influences of the darker members of
                                         our family...   Supply: infinite

Portable Garage      Dragon     5000     Just set this up and you can build, repair, and modify any
                                         vehicle imaginable. Has an infinite supply of vehicle parts,
                                         including various armor plating, weapons, and whatever other
                                         features you can imagine to put into building your dream vehicle.
                                         Works on Cars, trucks, tanks, motorcycles, boats, planes,
                                         helicopters... etc.  Comes with a widescreen tv and fully stocked
                                         fridge for your every convenience while working on your vehicle.

Deluminator          Dragon     500      This powerful anti-light device is extremely effective for making
                                         it dark. It dampens whatever source of light it's fired at, leaving
                                         the room in a thick darkness. Note: This is the only weapon yet
                                         tested to have been found to be effective at disabling Shiny
                                         Things and other such light-powered creatures.


1 Apple               Dr.Monkey  10       None.
5 Apples              Dr.Monkey  45       None.
1 Orange              Dr.Monkey  10       None.
5 Oranges             Dr.Monkey  45       None.
1 Grape               Dr.Monkey  20       None.
5 Grape               Dr.Monkey  65       None.
1 Peach               Dr.Monkey  20       None.
5 Peaches             Dr.Monkey  65       None.
1 Strawberry          Dr.Monkey  15       None.
5 Strawberries        Dr.Monkey  55       None.
Happy Potion          Dr.Monkey  75       Feeling down in the dumps? Having a bad day? Stressed about
                                          something?  Just plain depressed? Well, come take a drink
                                          of Dr. Monkey's Happy Potion, and you'll feel the results
                                          in a matter of minutes, guaranteed!.


Dragon Heart          Dr. Vernor 500      quantity:1
Dragon lungs          Dr. Vernor 200      quantity:2
Dragon kidneys        Dr. Vernor 500      quantity:2
Dragon liver          Dr. Vernor 500      quantity:1
Dragon Spleen         Dr. Vernor 200      quantity:1
bag of gooey          Dr. Vernor 100      quantity:1
dragon guts
dragon brain          Dr. Vernor 1000     quantity:1
Dragon Eye Balls      Dr. Vernor 300      quantity:2
Dragon Tongue         Dr. Vernor 500      quantity:1
Pint of Dragon's      Dr. Vernor 100
Blood
Pound of Dragon Steak Dr. Vernor 75
Dragon Scale          Dr. Vernor 50
Dragon Bone           Dr. Vernor 75


Fly's in a Jar        Ember      4        they seem to like me when I'm unconscious

Frog's Breath         Ember      321      it took me forever to get it

My WB Frog            Ember      6,523    sold out.

Barrel Monkeys        Ember      100      There are 30 of them and they are red and plastic.
                                          Good start for an army!

The Time Wasting      Ember      312      There is an unlimited supply. A Souvenir from ASWoT, Get it while
Watch Of Time                             it's wasting. Does nothing but waste your time {and money.)


Sword of              EmeraldS  100
clam slaying +3

Sword of              EmeraldS  150
dragon-sleeping

Sword of              EmeraldS  75
attacking-attackers +2

Sword of              EmeraldS  200
grass-cutting +12

Sword of swording +4  EmeraldS  150

Simple Sword          EmeraldS  10


Shrink Gun Mark I     Fourlegged 100     Ten blasts per charge.  This weapon effects the intended target
                                         through the entirety of ASWoT.  Custom holsters and bandoleers
                                         included.  Note:Portable proof.

Shrink batteries      Fourlegged 10      Three batteries per shrink gun.

Growth Gun            Fourlegged 5000    Ten blasts per charge.  This weapon effects the intended target
                                         through the entirety of ASWoT.  Custom holsters and bandoleers
                                         included.  Note:Portable proof.

Growth batteries      Fourlegged 100     Seven batteries per growth gun.

Shrink Gun Mark II    Fourlegged 100     Combo of Growth Gun and Shrink Gun.

Rechargeable Mark II  Fourlegged 10      Three batteries per Shrink Gun Mark II.
Batteries

"Bad Voodoo" stickers Fourlegged 3       10 stylish "Bad Voodoo" stickers.


Infinite Closet™      Germ Ant   0        create a closet which contains an infinite variety of any one
                                          thing (stored in infinite configurable space).  Closet door
                                          appears at point of summoning and cannot be moved, nor
                                          can the item it contains be changed.

Minion training at    Germ Ant    0       1 hour class; training in any minion skill offered
the Germ Ant Minion                       by the Academy. 3 classes in any one skill required to
Academy                                   obtain master level.

Mind reading          Germ Ant     0      Follow these 122 easy steps *holds up a booklet* and you
training book                             too can be a mind reader!

Germ Ant Replicate™   Germ Ant    10,000  Own your own Germ Ant! You get one Germ Ant (of the many me's
                                          wandering around) to do with as you please. This Germ Ant
                                          is capable of anything the original is inherently capable of
                                          (aside from GM powers of course). Any duplicates spawned from
                                          this Germ Ant will perform one task for a limited time, then will
                                          be free of any and all obligation to the owner.
                                          Memory wiped prior to delivery

Mini Germ Ant™                   5,000    Small Germ Ant with limited powers. Unable to assimilate
                                          additional mass and incapable of assuming a non-solid form.
                                          No duplication ability. Memory wiped prior to delivery.

Pocket Germ Ant™                 20,000   Pocket-sized Germ Ant with all the powers of a regular
                                          Germ Ant Replicate™ (including the ability to assimilate mass
                                          to reach full size at need) plus the ability to set duplicates
                                          to tasks with no time limit. Memory wiped prior to delivery.


Cookie Hammer         Kagura     50       It slices, it dices, it smashes things to a pulp! It's the Cookie
                                          Hammer 1.0! Just pick the type of cookies you want to make and it
                                          will bash out the cookies in no time flat! No baking required!
                                          It even doubles as a mallet for comedic purposes.

Cake Hammer           Kagura     100      It makes anything into a piece of cake!

un-Hammer             Kagura     150      Not only will this amazing Hammer un-do anything done by a
                                          previous hammer, but if used on something in its normal
                                          form, it will create an amazing Un-!!! What's an Un- you ask?
                                          Buy the un-Hammer and find out!

Hammerspace           Kagura     2000     A pocket of space only useable to store Hammers. If you want
                                          a multi-purpose one, buy one of Yoss's Portable Portals...

Kitchen sink permit   Kagura     50       Allows you to carry a kitchen sink with you at any time.

Who's Who in          Kagura     150      Ever wanted to know who's in charge around here? Read all about
ASWoT Guide                               that and more in the Who's Who in ASWoT Guide! Everything you
                                          wanted to know about the active players is all in here!

Anti-Bubble           Kagura     3500     A bubble of anti-force which can be set to reject any one
                                          individual or type of individuals (e.g. specifically
                                          anti-Alpaca or generally anti-goblins) Once set, the setting
                                          is permanent and cannot be changed by any means.

Eject Hammer          Kagura     500      This hammer is a GM's best friend. Got an annoying spammer or
                                          power gamer that you just can't get to leave? Use the Eject
                                          Hammer on them and they're gone for good!

Teacup Tempest        Kagura     500      It's a tempest in a teacup, spinning and ready explode to full
                                          size.  (Caution: Teacup Tempest is highly volatile.
                                                  Contents under pressure. Do not use near open
                                                  flame, closed flame or flammable compounds.)


Simple Titanium       Kendrah    50       A battery powered titanium butterfly which imprints to owner,
Butterfly                                 following owner around and looking pretty.  It acts very much like
                                          a real butterfly, but never strays.  Battery is long lived, and may
                                          be rechargeable (still in testing).

Simple Titanium       Kendrah    75       Same as above, but with a full repair warranty that includes all
Butterfly                                 damages (not including battery replacement or repair).
with Repair Warranty

Voice Controlled      Kendrah    100      A battery powered titanium butterfly which is programmed with voice
Titanium Butterfly                        recognition.  Up to 10 simple commands can be programmed for each
                                          butterfly, and they are very good with detailed addendum to their
                                          recognized functions.

Voice Controlled      Kendrah    125      Same as above, but with a full repair warranty that includes all
Titanium Butterfly                        damages (not including battery replacement or repair).
with Repair Warranty


flask of 8 molecules  Nat1088    19       Confusion's anti-particle
of Understandium

Forgetfulness         Nat1088    49       Ever learned something or discovered something you want
Therapy                                   desperately to forget? Or just have a bad memory? We'll be happy
                                          to exorcise the memory using the latest techniques in memory
                                          modification

demon, devil, and     Nat1088    99       No description.
all other exorcisms

Portable Holes v2.n   Nat1088    149      Now fully reversible, keyed only to its owner, and with
                                          unlimited storage space. Better yet, v2.n now automatically
                                          compartmentalizes, storing similar things together for
                                          easy retrieval. New mind-reading technology and an
                                          unlimited supply of food and drink contained within
                                          further create the ultimate Portable Hole experience!
                                          using a reverse portable hole

Violin                Nat1088    49       No description.

hypnosis therapy      Nat1088    99       guaranteed to cause instant insanity or your money back!

visual art class      Nat1088    50       No description.

Grzanit hologram      Nat1088    49       3D, with maximum resolution
recordings

Gravity Vortexing     Nat1088    19       No description.
Device

Gravity Vortexing     Nat1088    49       includes complementary vortexing device
Classes

product endorsement   Nat1088    19       None.

10 TT batteries       Nat1088    9        None.

time machine          Nat1088    2499     Powered by Raz's ZPMs, this machine can take you anywhen you want!

pamphlet              Nat1088    0        Free pamphlet on why burning coal as
                                          fuel is bad for the environment.

Polyglottalism        Nat1088    49       lessons in any of a variety of languages, available on demand.


Equort                Ookla      varies   Part insect, reptile, horse creature to ride.  Stronger than horse
                                          but not as fast.  Can eat meat or plants.

                                 2000     Mature Equort ready for riding
                                 1500     Mature Equort unbroken
                                 750      Equort youth after hatching
                                 500      Equort egg

                                 200      Equort saddle
                                 100      Equort tack

Mok fur               Ookla      100      1 ball of Mok fur. Great for knitting sweaters.


Lightsaber            Powerisall 1500     blue, green, or yellowish

Lightsaber            Powerisall 2000     red, purple, or other

Gazebo                Powerisall 500      Its ordinary I know, but what do you expect for 500 wots?

Mini-Gazeebo(5)       Powerisall 1000     Its not much bigger than a VW beetle and only has 4 legs

Gazeebo(1)            Powerisall 20,000   I've only got one so it will cost you a fortune. Maybe when I make more.

Washing Machine       Powerisall 1000     It'll wash just about anything you can fit in it!

One load on the       Powerisall 50       If you just need it real quick
washing machine

Blowup dolls          Powerisall price    It's a blow-up doll of an ASWoTian!  Very life-like, and could be
                                 varies   mistaken indefinitely if not for the fact they don't move and float
                                          if helium is used to blow them up.
                                          Great for parties or as battle decoys.

                                 Figure out how much the one you want costs based on these features.

                                 300      base price for a one-time-use Inflatable You

                                 600      base price for a one-time-use Inflatable ASWoTian (not you)

                                 +200     2 time use

                                 +800     unlimited uses

                                 +100     self-inflatable


Thermite              Powerisall 100      A mixture of rust and aluminum that doesn't explode, but burns
                                          at nearly 4500ºF.  Do not ingest.   5-gallon bucket full.
                                          Buy 2 get 3rd free.

Life-sized pong       Powerisall 500      You and a friend can start playing pong.  With someone else as the ball.
paddles                                   WARNING:
                                          Octopi, people with weak hearts or stomachs, and pregnant
                                          women should not be used for the ball, as Bad Things™ may occur.

Fresh octopus ink     Powerisall 2        A botle of fresh octopus ink.

a bag of candy        Powerisall 5        About the size of an octopus, and filled with candy of your choice



Boxes of Nothing      Presto     100      You can own your own box of nothing.(  Box sold separately.)

Blue Crystal          Presto     1000     Slightly used Blue Crystal.  Once held in the pedestal in the
                                          Waiting Room for Presto's Tower.  QUANTITY:1

Loan                  Presto     100      Plus an additional 3.5 percent per week.

Book of               Presto     10       First edition.  Contains 25 jokes.
powerisall jokes


Pocket full of fun    Raz        1000     Pull up to 10 different type explosives out of your pocket,
                                          any size

Mechanical Animal     Raz        4        Fully Functional Mechanical Mini Animals

Potion of Troll Flesh Raz        50       Gain ability to restore lost limbs, rapid healing

Goblin Rocket Boot    Raz        100      Use at own risk.  Comes with 1 hour of experimental
                                          Goblin Rocket Fuel.

Goblin Rocket Fuel    Raz        10       Highly explosive rocket fuel.  Not that I know
                                          from experience or anything...

ReSpawner(1 time use) Raz        250      1 time use, Reverts you back to form at which you acquired it.
                                          Activates after death and if no immediate danger.
                                          Can be activated sooner.

ReSpawner             Raz        5000     Reusable ReSpawner.
(infinite use)

Mentos Classes        Raz        500      I'll teach you how to breathe ice!

Rabbit Attack         Raz        50       A small but cute rabbit will pull a prank on whoever you wish.

MAGIC CLASSES         Raz        50       Learn a magical spell, from my High Elf friend of Azeroth,
                                          Animus Shadowsol.

Zero Point Module     Raz        2500     A crystal of tremendous power.  Enough for a time machine
                                          or jumping across galaxies.

Goblin Engineered     Raz        500      Runs on various fuel sources including gasoline, water, bread,
Motorbike                                 duct tape, and especially Goblin Rocket Fuel.  Boost only works
                                          with Goblin Rocket fuel.

                                          The GEM comes in a variety of sizes though most are made to size
                                          goblins and other smaller then average creatures.

                                          Special.  The Wheels at the front and back separate to form 4 wheels,
                                          which stand off to either side of the bike.  The bike can be raised
                                          and lowered above the wheels with complicated hydrolics.  The bike
                                          can double it's speed with a shot of Goblin Rocket Fuel.

                                          Includes 5 Goblin Rocket Fuels.  Another 50 wots gets the lifetime
                                          maintenance and repair, just bring it back to Cid who minds the shop
                                          and he'll fix it.

Enlarging Bomb        Raz        10       Enlarging bombs will size up to about 1 foot square before exploding.
                                          They expand in 5 seconds, at the moment it grows to full size it explodes.
                                          You can delay the explosion with soda pop, or more specifically carbonated
                                          water.  One drop will delay the explosion 5 seconds.  You can add pop
                                          before it explodes too, and can be washed out with regular water.
                                          (Note initial time to explosion increased from post in lounge)

Enlarging Bombs       Raz        50       box of 6 Enlarging Bombs
(box of 6)


Consuming Bomb        Raz        10       Consuming bombs take time, and will absorb non-living matter nearby
                                          into explosive material of the same density.  So dropping it on a
                                          flower won't be as effective as dropping it on concrete.  They take
                                          about 5 minutes, however can go faster through lighter density objects,
                                          cutting a few seconds off the total time.

Consuming Bombs       Raz        50       box of 6 Consuming Bombs
(box of 6)

Consuming Bomb        Raz        20       Same as Consuming bombs, except won't stop consuming until trigger is met.
with Trigger                              After the initial rush consumption the bomb slows down, it takes about
                                          30 seconds for one foot square, 1 minute for 3 feet square and 5 minutes
                                          for 5 feet square.  The trigger must be specified at time of purchase,
                                          otherwise it will be a snap of the fingers.  The box is soundproof so if
                                          it's sealed it won't explode prematurely.

Consuming Bombs       Raz        100      box of 6 Consuming Bombs with Trigger.
with Trigger
(box of 6)

Goblin PB&J           Raz        4        If you want to know what's in them, review the Fleamarket thread
sandwiches                                version 3.


"Santos Brand         Santos     100      Current Flavors include: Original, Hot and Spicy,
Orc Rinds"&trade                               and Garlic + Herb
1 bag (10oz.)

"Santos Brand         Santos      1000    Guaranteed 100% effective, 50% of the time
R.L. Monster "&trade                           (individual percentages may vary)
Repellant (1 Can)

Basic Dragons:
Elder Wyrm            Santos     25,000   Sees most living things as food or playthings.
                                          Can carry up to 8 passengers in flight.

Wyrm,                 Santos     15,000   Understands magical theory and can cast spells,
                                          can carry up to 4 passengers in flight.

Adult                 Santos     10,000   Understands Most languages fluently,
                                          can carry a passenger in flight.

Juvinile              Santos     5,000    Understand complex commands and can carry out elaborate
                                          instructions.  Has a tendacy to try to rebel.

Whelp                 Santos     2,500    understands basic commands and can carry out
                                          simple instructions.

Egg                   Santos     1,000    while these won't try to eat you like an Onyxian Egg,
                                          they are known to be stillborn if hatched prematurely.

Special Dragons Captured in Adventures in ASWoT:
Onyxia                Santos   12,500     This Adult dragon (Native to the Realm known as Azeroth) was captured
                                          during a Crossover between the Video Game Nexus and the Timewaster
                                          Slider's Nightmare.  She is a bit large for her size, having been
                                          feeding on adventurers for years.  Known abilities include
                                          Flight, "Splash Damage" Fireballs, a "Deep Breath" Fire AoE,
                                          and the ability to respawn 1 week after her death.
                                          (NOTICE: Only 1 available per week.  Onyxia is NOT Housebroken.)


Onyxian Whelps        Santos    2,750     These little Whelplings (Native to the Realm known as Azeroth)
                                          have only a limited Flight ability, allowing them to hover
                                          up to 5' above the ground.  They also have unusually high
                                          "Annoyance" and "Swarm" skills, reducing the Cost and Time involved
                                          of Advanced training by 100 WOTs.
                                          (NOTICE: Only 1 available per week.  Whelps are NOT housebroken.)


Onyxian Egg           Santos    1,000     Get your very own baby dragon.  These eggs (Native to the Realm
                                          known as Azeroth) must be kept in a warm dry place, preferably in a
                                          low traffic area.  Once delivered, extreme caution must be used
                                          to prevent premature hatching.  Once ready to hatch, these little
                                          buggers will erupt from their eggs and imprint themselves on the nearest
                                          creature/person/thing it sees, if even the slightest movement is detected.
                                          In the event of a premature hatching, the baby will try to eat the 1st
                                          thing it sees.  (NOTICE: Only 1 egg per customer.  Sale of a second egg is
                                          only permtted after the hatching of the 1st egg.)

Dragon Training:
Basic Dragon          Santos    200       (a 2 hour class/day for 5 days.):
Obedience Training                        Consists of the basic draconian obedience skills of "Sit",
                                          "Stay", "Heel", and "Lie Down".  Also includes Housebreaking.
                                          (Prerequisites: Whelp)

Advanced Dragon       Santos    300       (a 2 hour class/day for 6 days.):
Training                                  Consists of the advanced draconian skills of "Flight", "Breath",
                                          "Annoyance", "Swarm", "Fetch", and "Sic 'em".
                                          (Prerequisites: Juvinile, Basic Dragon Training.)

Expert Dragon         Santos    500       (a 8 hour class/day for 4 days.):
Training                                  Consists of the Expert draconian skills of "Languages" and
                                          "Passenger Flight".
                                          (Prerequisites: Adult, Basic and Advanced Dragon Training.)

Wyrm Training         Santos    1,000     (a 8 hour class/day for 6 days.):
                                          Consists of the draconian skills of "Magical Theory" and "Spellcasting".
                                          (Prerequisites: Wyrm, Basic, Advanced, and Expert Dragon Training.)

"Hatching dragon      Santos    50        An instruction manual on how to hatch a dragon egg.
eggs for dummies"                         (Free with purchase of a dragon egg.)


Button to push        Snakesssz  50       non-violent button that won't hurt your other buttons.
                                          WARNING: may destroy threads.

Blast shield          Snakesssz  200      They're big enough for one average-sized human or
                                          smaller creature to fit comfortably inside.  Larger creatures,
                                          it might be a tight fit.  Excellent for use in the laboratory.
                                          they now block radiation, as well as the blast itself.

                                          (If you're too large for a standard blast shield, ask about
                                           custom sizes!)

Mime repellent        Snakesssz  150      Even works on invisible and disembodied mimes.
                                          Ten uses per bottle.

1 vial of ASWoT       Snakesssz  100      The deadly venom of the rare ASWoT viper.
Viper venom

Llama Spit Shield     Snakesssz  20       very useful when any spitting animal is in the vicinity,
                                          especially llamas, but not only llamas.

Ziploc Suspended      Snakesssz  20       Sandwich-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
Animation Bags                   60       Pizza-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
                                 100      Platypus-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
                                 250      Refrigerator-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
                                 600      Elephant-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)

                                          The bags are great for keeping food extremely fresh, or even
                                          keeping it alive. (Caution: Some bags have been known to hold
                                          old NPC'd timewasters from the ancient world)

Ziploc Suspended      Snakesssz  600      Sandwich-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
Animation Bags                   900      Pizza-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
(Lifetime supplies)              1500     Platypus-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
                                 2500     Refrigerator-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
                                 4000     Elephant-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)

                                 8000     Lifetime supply of all sizes of Suspended Animation Bags.

                                          The lifetime supplies are an excellent deal if you expect to use
                                          a lot of bags!

Paintball Gun         Snakesssz  100      The PERFECT tool for pacifist assassins, or even for people who
                                          just want other people to be funny colors.

Paintballs            Snakesssz  10       Almost any color imaginable.
(pack of 10)


Sofia Kiss            Sofia      500      A expression of gratitude. Boosts your populartiy
                                          and provides braggin rights! Gives you butterflies!

Sofia Hug             Sofia      100      A hug that makes you feel warm and funny inside!

Sofia's Buddy!        Sofia      2000     Sofia will be your lady for week!


spinecrusher          Tzuppy     275      It's a vary useful weapon.


Picture of Vixcis in  Vixcis     100      A picture Of Vixcis In a black leather Bikini holding a whip.
a Bikini

Death, destruction,   Vixcis     500      Vixcis will come and destroy things for you and crush you enemies
and mayhem                                in a flurry of chaos and havoc, filled with death and vile...
                                          NOW ON DISCOUNT!! =D

Bloody sea shell      Vixcis     10       umm...I made them myself!!
figurine

Mystery Box           Vixcis     1000     Nobody can resist the temptation of the
                                          mystery box...oooooooo...ahhhh

Golden Nugget         Vixcis     10000    Large.
                                 000000


Favor from Yoss       Yoss       Varies   Ask and you shall receive, for a price.

Portable Portal       Yoss       5000     This handy item will allow you to pull almost
                                          anything seemingly out of nowhere.

Xylophone             Yoss       4        Perfect instrument for the Alphabet Conversation.

Zebra Blood           Yoss       4        Genuine blood from a zebra.

Zither                Yoss       4        Beautiful stringed instrument.

Portable Passage™     Yoss       5000     Portable Passage will instantly zip you from one location to
                                          another.  Just open it and step through.  You'll arrive
                                          exactly where you want to be!

Pie Throwing          Yoss       50       No description.
training course

Portable Palace       Yoss       5000     Your own fiefdom, right in your pocket!

Portable Portrait     Yoss       5000     This is a small and innocent looking device that can be unfolded
                                          into a large picture frame.  The frame will show any scene that
                                          the user wishes and becomes a doorway that the user can walk
                                          through into that scene as if the user were really there.
                                          Be careful, though!  This is a one-way trip.  You'll need a Ring
                                          of Return to get back where you started.  Lucky for you, a
                                          Ring of Return is included in your purchase!

Ring of Return        Yoss       FREE*    This ring allows the user to teleport from the current location to
                                          a stored location.  Can store up to three locations.
                                          *With purchase of a Portable Portrait.

Portable Polymorph    Yoss       5000     This device is actually a collection of microscopic organisms that
                                          are injected into the one who purchases this item.  Once
                                          injected, the organisms allow the user to change form at will.
                                          The limits of the change are not known, but it takes lots of
                                          practice. A new user will generally only be able to do simple
                                          things like changing skin color or hair length.


Nightmare             Zeldi      25       Options:
                                          *Killed by lumberjacks
                                          *Killed by crashing a plane
                                          *Killed by zombie attack
                                          *Killed by Tac Nuke in downtown Manhattan while trying to
                                           turn off said Nuke

Nightmare (LIMITED    Zeldi      30       Killed by Vixcis during a Hunting Accident
           EDITION!)

Legal Affairs         Zeldi      100      Court cases; Writing of Wills; Other.
                                          This offer is void where prohibited; this offer is prohibited
                                          where void; This offer with become void if near any void; This
                                          offer will not self destruct unless it is void.  Member FDIC,
                                          offer of 100 wot court case does not include tax, title and
                                          courtroom fees.

Coca Cola             Zeldi      3        2 cokes.

Sliver of             Zeldi      500      just before the ship Titanic sank like a anvil without flotation
Titanic glass                             devices, that's right folks, actual Titanic glass!
                                          The size of your right index finger.

Full panel of         Zeldi      1500     Same as above but a full panel of it.
Titanic glass

Bart's Adventuring Store of Things All Really Desire
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

fwp = free with purchase of another item
bXgYf = buy X, get Y free
Adventuring Gear:


Germs                 Bart       100      common germs
Germs                 Bart       500      seriously deadly germs (although curable)
Germs                 Bart       1000     incredibly life altering never before seen outside the laboratory
                                          they can do amazing things germs.



Special Substances and Items:



Tools and Skill Kits:



Clothing:



Food, Drink, and Lodging:

Can I get a price check on a spike strip? Price check anyone?

You forgot my War Lambs. 8 Left.

Edit: You have until Christmas Eve to buy before they turn into War Sheep. Also, adding new item:

Permament Lambitude (50 Wots)
Keeps your war sheep lovably cuddly forever! However, they still know how to battle.
This message was last edited by the player at 17:21, Sun 14 Dec 2008.

a spike strip?

whats that?

*sighs* I guess my stuff is too unreasonably prices for these tight economic times, huh?

... I know... I'll have a SALE!!!

From now until the end of the year, everything that I sell is HALF PRICE!!! *runs around slashing prices with an energy knife*

Also...

NOW ON SALE!!!!

Energy Knife: It's a knife... made of ENERGY. The blade is 6 inches long and made of pure blue-white energy. Lifetime warranty included! We guarantee that it will never run out of energy until you die! (500 wots)

Temporary Wings: Come in either demonic black bat, or angelic white feathered. One use only. Allows you to fly around for 24 hours after you first put them on, after which they will still look pretty, but not do anything. (300 wots) Custom colors available for an additional 50 wots. Custom styles add 150 wots.

For 500 WOTS a paragraph, I will author your biography.

You're selling biographies?

I sell a Who's Who book... but nobody seems to want that.

I'll write your biography for 500 wots a paragraph.

Don't want it. I've got my Who's Who book!

I bought it way back. Didn't do me much good, though.

MALEGNIHYCRERO 0ST
I  SLI TS PH F 5WO.

Congrats, Presto found a scrambler.

SEM SESINWRCLB SNAOYEVM .H
PRTOAK H O SAMERTHK U RYUC

You know what, Presto. I don't care. I'm not even bothering to try and figure it out because there's a thread that you can post all your little cryptoquips in.

You know, he does have a point.

And Germ, the reason that your Who's Who didn't do you any good was because you never asked it [Private to Germ Ant: Translation: never asked me ^_^] specifically about anyone. Unfortunately, my Who's Who is a bit outdated now. I should find out about the new players and make a new one...

I'm a new player by most standards. I haven't even been here 6 months :D

Yeah, that means you aren't in my two-year-old Who's Who... I barely know you!

Well, to me you just popped up out of nowhere with a huge post count. Highly suspicious if you ask me!

HA! I've been around for ages and ages! Just ask around some of the long-time players... like Germ or Yoss, or if they ever show up anymore: Dragon, Snakezzz, Cody Coriva and FourLegged. Also, observe my amazing prowess in the Hall of Fame! I'm...

Wait a minute... this information is all in my Who's Who... you planning on buying one?

Sure, how much does it cost?

You'll always be a newbie to me, Kagura. ;P

Aww, thanks Germ. ^_^

Praguepride, the Who's Who is usually 150 wots, but I just announced a half-off sale starting today, so it's only 75 wots if you buy it before the end of the year. But it only has listings for people who have been around for two or more years. If you want the new one, you'll have to wait until after I've gotten to know all you new people.

I'll buy it and share it with everyone. So start posting!

Nuh UH. Doesn't work that way. You have to ask about a specific person, and the information cannot be shared. That's just rude!

If you're going to do it that way, I won't sell one to you.

Wait, 75 wots a person!?

No, 75 wots for the Who's Who guide, which will then give you and ONLY you information on the player you ask about.

Oh...hmmm. I'll have to think about this.

I would like to buy one for 75 wots...

can you send me the information on this player: [Private to Market Manager: Presto] If I can't share the What, I am certainly not sharing the who!

You understand, this is just business. If you go around telling everyone the contents of the Who's Who, then that's like stealing music on the internet. Everyone gets the information that I'm selling, but I don't get the wots for it.

too late. He already shared the info with me. And now you can torrent it.

Just search for Kagura_Whos_Who.pdf torrent

Really...

Well, I guess I need to talk to Heath, then.

I mean...I found it hosted by someone in Russia.

edit: Wait, he's a defense attorny. I should be talking to him. Get your own lawyer :D
This message was last edited by the player at 21:46, Tue 16 Dec 2008.

*laughs* Just because he's a defense attorney doesn't mean that he can't help me figure out what the relevant rules are!

It has been a while since we have had a ASWOT trial.

I don't even remember the last case but I remember it being very interesting to watch.

That's because Vixcis was the judge.

The problem is, if I can't have Heath, then who do I get? Nobody else around here has the required expertise anymore!

Given that it's an ASWoT trial, I don't think it matters. It's not like we have a coherent legal system.

Thats right... where is the warm hearted psycopath anyway?

Out doing evil in a sexy fashion somewhere, no doubt.

Probably. Wait, which warm-hearted psychopath were we talking about?

I kinda miss that strange combination of revulsion, terror and arrousal that seemed to follow her.

Vixcis, I think.

Oh hey, yeah, I remember Vixcis. Things were always more interesting when she was around.

Especially for FL.

OH... That Who's Who I ordered... does it have a 30 mins or its free deal???

[Private to Kagura: I ordered one on the player presto and forgot to also send the order to you :)]

Apparently not.

Don't be ridiculous. Why would you get 30 or it's free deal on a "book" that you can use as many times as you want?

No, all you have to do is PM me saying that you'd like to use your Who's Who to look up about a player, and tell me who that player is. Do keep in mind that if the player is someone who wasn't around before the Time Vortex That Ate RPoL then the Who's Who won't have any information on them.

Now on Sale (just in time for a new ASWoT Trial)!!!

The Pocket Judge (as seen in the God Game!) - 500 Wots per case/trial.

This Micro-sized judge is kept in your pocket, both figuratively and literally.  Standing only 2 inches tall, the Judge will rule on cases in favor of the person in whos pocket he resides.

What happens if everyone involved has a Pocket Judge?

Well, I suppose the 1st person to bribe hire his/her Judge for a case gets their judge appointed.  ;)

Well, that being the case.

I am selling

Pocket Appeals for 150 Wots/use. Any time a pocket judge rules against you a Pocket Appeal may be used to begin a new trial using a new pocket judge... perhaps your own.

OOH! I'm gonna start selling:

Pockets - Handy little bags sewn into pants and some dress shirts, perfect for housing any number of pocket-based organisms, such as the Pocket Judge, the Pocket Attorney, the Pocket Jury, etc. etc.

50 wots for one organism
75 wots for two organisms
100 wots for three

And the special of the day: 1000 wots for a Pocket of Holding! (Functions exactly as if it were a bag of holding, simply sewn into a pair of pants. WARNING: Do not, under any circumstances, place a Chaos Orb into the Pocket of Holding!)

All sales are final.

NEW ITEMS!!

Pocket Time Vortex: After more than a year of study, I have finally managed to replicate, small scale, the effects of a time vortex. Each PTV is one-use only and will dissipate once used. The PTV can stop one person posting for one minute*, but can only be used in the Lounge or a roleplaying thread. Using more than one PTV at a time is too dangerous, so ownership is limited to one at a time. Price: 2000 wots

Pocket Defense Attorney: It will defend you from your pocket against any allegations held against you. Price: 1500 wots

And of course:

Pocket Prosecutor: The Pocket Defense Attorney's natural enemy. He will bring forth allegations against the Pocket Defense Attorney's client and do everything in his power to make them stick. Price: 1500 wots


*When using the Pocket Time Vortex, the player being targeted does not have to agree to stop posting for 1 minute. If this is the case, then the PTV can be reused at a later date.

Oh yeah.

I am selling the POCKET COURTROOM!

Do you have pocket attornies? Pocket prosecutors? Well, they need a place to attorny or prosecute, so why not let them play around in your handy-dandy Pocket Courtroom.

Only 100 WOTS per square foot.

How much are normal shaped feet?

Normal for what?

Normal for feet.

Whose feet?

I don't believe that we have been introduced.

The War Lambs are now War Sheep! There are still 8 left.

I love how we created a whole Pocket Court System... and we'll probably never get around to using them...

As long as the whole portable line has gone away.  It be bad voodoo I tell ya'.

Oh no! Our economy is going to come crashing down! Quick! Pull all your money out of the stock markets!

If you pulled all of your money out of the stock market, wouldn't the market fail, thus causing our economy to come crashing down?

Don't be ridiculous. That's not how it works at all!

So, I shouldn't buy land?

No, no, that's a ridiculous investment. Gold is where it's really at.

So, I'm safe in buying gold land?

Wait is that gold as in the mineral or the color?

The element. There's this lost city that I've had my eye on for a while.
This message was last edited by the GM at 05:40, Sun 11 Jan 2009.

How much?

NEW! Pocket Law Office, for when your Pocket Judge/Jury/Attorney/Prosecutor/ whatever are bored and need a place to hang out.  50 wots per office, each office holds two Pocket Beings.

NOW FOR SALE:

The Solid Caramel Lost CIty of Shank-a-llama!

6000 WOTs for land.

2000 for mayorhood.

NEW! Pocket Protectors, 10, 20, and 30 wots for small, medium, and large pockets respectively.
-------------------
Pocket Army, for when pocket diplomacy just doesn't work. 250 wots.
This message was last edited by the player at 02:17, Wed 21 Jan 2009.

Do you still have Pocket Armies for sale?

yeah, surprisingly no one's bought one yet.

I'll buy a pocket army!

Deal! 250 wots, please. Also, You can get a Pocket Protector for half off with the purchase of any Pocket Army!

Sweet. I'll need a large pocket protector to house my large pocket army.

So, what are the specs for my pocket army?

60 pocket troops(with pocket p90s), 5 pocket artillery pieces, 2 pocket fighter jets, and two pocket UAVs. So the total cost is 265 wots, 250 for the army and 15 for the large protector.
This message was last edited by the player at 21:05, Tue 20 Jan 2009.

Done and done!

pleasure doing business with you.
*counts his wots, humming.*

*sends his pocket army to invade DarkRoot13

Go my minions, go!

Dude, I have, like 6 more.
*sends his 6 armies to slaughter praguepride's 1*

I would like to buy 6 more pocket armies :D

Nu. And even if you do attack me again, I made them, so they are loyal to me. So ha.

NEW! Pocket Army Base, contains: Army Base stuff. 350 wots.

I'll take an Army Base and 4 more pocket armies

Sorry, 1 Army per person. But you can buy the Base. 350 wots, please.

AS of this moment, I'm not posting my stuff up for sale, It'll be in my description. You have to find what you want, and contact me here for it.

Why can't I have more armies?

Because it's 1 Army per person.[Private to praguepride: But I am selling Pocket Mercenary companies, you can have 3 of those. and eventually, maybe even today, I'll start selling Pocket Militias.]

I would like 3 pocket mercenaries, and a pocket nuclear sub if you can swing it.

In reply to DarkRoot13 (msg #92):

Sorry, but items for sale must be posted. Unless Cody gives you permission, that is. This is his area of responsibility, after all. Or I suppose Yoss could do it as head GM, but I doubt he would. In any case, until such time as you obtain that permission, items must be posted.

OK, but I can still have them in my description, right?

NEW: Pocket Mercenary Company, for when you can't afford an army, or you need to supplement your firepower and manpower. 175 wots.
30 pocket mercs with pocket AK-47s, 2 Armored Personnel Carriers, 3 Armored Humvees w/ mounted turrets, and 1 Tank. 20 left.

NEW: Pocket Pocket. For when your pocket needs to hold (more) stuff. 20 wots

I would like 5 pocket mercenary troops.

you can have 3. I need to start listing the max per person...

Awww :(

In reply to DarkRoot13 (msg #97):

Yeah, you can have whatever you want in your description so long as it's appropriate to a non-adult game and doesn't break any rules.

great.

So any other pocket things I can add to my burgeoning pocket army? Maybe some pocket special forces?

Maybe in the future.

Too late. Made the claim :D

NEW: Pocket sniper corps, for when you need sniping done. 60 wots. 15 wots for an individual sniper.
Contents: 5 pocket snipers with pocket McMillan M88s.
Max 5 snipers per person.
This message was last edited by the player at 17:30, Fri 23 Jan 2009.

I'll take 5!

Hmm... it seems that DarkRoot is cornering the market on Pocket stuff... something must be done about that...

Pocket Hospital: Because even a Pocket Army needs top of the line treatment sometimes. 150 wots.

Pocket Super Hero/ine: A custom super hero or heroine. Just choose from our list of super powers or invent your own. Default power is Super Strength*. 250 wots + 100 wots per power. (max. 1 per person)
*Custom models will NOT have Super Strength unless specified.

Pocket Super Villain: A custom super villain to do epic battle with your Pocket Super Hero/ine! Choose from our specialized list of Villain abilities! Only one power per Villain. 350 wots. (max. 1 per person)

Sample powers to choose from (Hero/ines ONLY)**:
Super Strength
Fire
Ice
Electricity
Laser Eyes
Flight
Super Hearing
Weather
Super Speed
Telekinesis
Telepathy

**(So shoot me, I just watched X-Men and they kept showing commercials for Superman Returns -.-)

Sample abilities to choose from (Villains ONLY):
Mad Science
Evil Genius
Manipulate Shadows
Mind Control

So, is the first power for the hero always included in the 250? That is to say, can you get, say, a fire superhero for 250, taking the fire in place of the super strength?

Not a bad product.  If I ever bought anything, I'd be tempted.

Hmmm...I need a wot tally. I spent a ton on my pocket arms race.

Isn't that the nature of technological based races?

*sigh* it's all mute with my new

Pocket ICBM - 1,000 Wots each for a tiny nuclear surprise for any of your enemies. Includes one pocket nuclear warhead, one pocket ICBM and one pocket mobile missile launcher.

I just find it funny that the arms race is pocket sized...

One dragon would incinerate the whole pocket population.  :P

A decent sized stove top burner could do that.

True, but a dragon can do it with Style!

In Style magazine burns just as well.

You shouldn't leave the inhabitants of your pockets on the stove anyway.

Pocket Military Animals- 800 WOTs/animal- Ah, the military. such interesting projects. Like these bomber bats, missile-guiding pigeons, and minesweeping dolphins, plus napalm-administering badgers.

Rocket-Launching moose infantry are 1900 WOTs each.

Ninja Monkeys are 400.

Rather expensive products.

Ninja monkeys?!  You have ninja monkeys???!!!

Do you know how hard it is to breed tiny animals?

430 WOTs?

Yes, a hero with any single power costs the base price of 250 and then you add 100 for every additional power.

A flea market! Do they sell fleas? I need a good itch.

Surprisingly, they sell no fleas here.

We aren't allowed to sell fleas, since at least one flea is a Timewaster.
This message was last edited by the player at 08:09, Sat 14 Feb 2009.

Well, said flea could sell fleas if he wanted to, but he has yet to do so.

Is Flea still hopping about?

I'm sure he's around here somewhere. It's pretty easy to lose track of him, you know.

can I just rent his services then?

He's rentable.

Today fellow time wasters I'm putting on a sale, a index finger sized piece of glass from the Titanic for only 50wots, anything asmaller is at least ten wots to as much as 100 wots each.

i wana say 'ew' but ive seen much worse

So...how do we sell stuff?  Just announce that it's up for sale and that's it?

I think thats how it works. see zeldi for an example

Okie dokie folks, pet kitties on sale for 100 WoTs!

Also, Kitty plushies for only 50 WoTs! :D

I want the original Kitty though

But I want to keep me. ^.^'

how about rentals then?

But I want to keep me! ^.^''

Aww shucks. sure you can keep yourself.

Want a Kitty plushie?

You're selling kittens?  Yum!

o.O

Don't eat them.  That's not nice. ><
This message was last edited by the player at 19:28, Sat 14 Feb 2009.

She -is- a snake you know... you can't blame nature.

I know. ><

Hey!  What a good idea.  Do you prefer them live?

I prefered them sauteed. with onions.

:(

You guys are mean... T.T

Oi! not talkng killin anothers live Kitties!!

Also Kitty herself is not for rent either...

*affixes a copyright notice to Kitty saying she is one of a kind :)*

thats so sad.. T_T im sorry kitty!! *clings to kitty*

*hugs virus*

Is okay.  ^.^

I love being hugged by kitty. *purrs* even though this isnt the "spread the love" thread.

It's called Share the Love.  I suggested the name. :)

Po-Tey-Tow. Po-Tah-Tow. *hugs kitty again*

No, no, Kitty's right... people get confused when you give them the wrong name for a game. Especially when it was one that they suggested... and most of us who are still active around here have suggested at least one game that ended up running for an incarnation or two.

Fewer of us have suggested games with more than 5 incarnations. And if you were wondering why I chose 5, I just happen to like 5 as a number. Its multiples are easily handled and always end in either a 5 or a 0. It's a nice round number. It also happens to be halfway between 0 and 9.

Nono, I didn't suggest the game, that was Grug I think.  It was originally called 'I Love You'.  I just suggested the name change to 'Share the Love'.
This message was last edited by the player at 05:31, Sun 15 Feb 2009.

Same thing... basically. Regardless, the point is that we all have our little parts in making ASWoT great. ^_^ Some people are good at coming up with the games, and some people are good at coming up with the names.

... wait... was that the point? I don't remember anymore... -.-;;

Wow! I'm good at neither of those things.  I feel so uncreative now...

Dangit!!

I just realized...  now that Soulvirus is here, I can't sell the new biological weapons I've been working on...

** Santos tosses a vial over his shoulder. **

Oh well, at least i can still develop chemical weapons.

** Santos takes flight as the vial shatters on the floor and pale green gas starts spreading through the flea market. **

Is that my fault? I can always lend you some of my own personal samples. I think one of my AIDS section is mutating quite nicely. I can give out free samples to anyone who wants to experiment. I even have a virus which I just cooked up myself by adding EBOLA and the G-virus. Culturing it for about 6 months. and the end result was fascinating, it reanimates lazy people in getting off their couch and actually make them do something useful.
This message was last edited by the player at 13:06, Sun 15 Feb 2009.

** Santos hovers a moment at Soulvirus's question. **

Actually it is your fault.  ASWoT has rules against anyone selling the species of another ASWoTer...  and since you're a virus...  I'm gonna have to make some cutbacks on my R+D department...

Good thing I'm hungry...

I shall sponsor your department if you want. and even subject myself to your experiments. "willingly".
This message was last edited by the player at 13:07, Sun 15 Feb 2009.

Better to come up with products like that yourself Soulvirus. I mean, sometimes that sort of thing is the best income for an ASWoTer.

extortion is the best way to earn

So, no takers on the pocket nukes?

In reply to FourLegged (msg #160):

Aww, don't feel bad...  *hugs*  ^.^

Virus jealous. kitty no hug virus. >,<

I hugged you already though.

more!

Hmm...  That gives me an idea...

I'm now selling hugs, 5 WoTs each! :D  Nah, just kidding.  Hugs are free. :p

*hugs virus*

selling love stickers for 1 wots a piece! once it sticks it can never be unsticked

I want a hug!

*hugs praguepride*

hug me!

hug me!

No.  I just did, and you're making me dizzy.

why? you didnt get any virus from me did you?

No, but I do have a virus in RL, unfortunately.

Dizzy because you keep asking for hugs.

Im sorry to hear that. *hugs kitty*

He's a hug-hog :D

what??????

I called you a hug-hog!

I called you a pocket player!

*launches a pocket nuke at Soulvirus

You say that like it is a bad thing.

*pocket nuke explodes on Soulvirus, creating a pocket sized nuclear wasteland.

POCKET INFESTATION!!

Nooooo! My pocket army is defenseless against pocket bio weapons!

use your player!!! before the pocket reaches us.

I never bought a player :(

"I'm sorry praguepride, but this must be done."  FourLegged shoots the pocket army with the growth gun.

"Soulvirus, you might want to back up."

um... what did you do that for?? *back away ever so slowly*

*watches in awe has his pocket army loses the pocket adjetive

Sweet!

EW... orks are here..

I didn't buy any pocket orks...

they look like orks now... ew.

Awwww, I liked them better pocket sized...

IF you wish to shrink them again, I am selling quality shrink guns at reasonable prices

how much? I love a shrinked koala.. i'll put em in my pocket.

Sorry, koalas are shrink-proof.

thats just insane

I built the thing that way.

I need to find another manafacturer then.

Not gonna happen here.

why not? santos may have a hidden project similar to that gun anyways. i'll go ask him.

Most people just modify the existing equipment.

then i want your gun modified by him to make it so that koalas can also be shrinked.

Buy one and have it modified.

how much?

Shrink Gun Mark I     Fourlegged 100     Ten blasts per charge.  This weapon effects the intended target
                                         through the entirety of ASWoT.  Custom holsters and bandoleers
                                         included.  Note:Portable proof.

Shrink batteries      Fourlegged 10      Three batteries per shrink gun.

Growth Gun            Fourlegged 5000    Ten blasts per charge.  This weapon effects the intended target
                                         through the entirety of ASWoT.  Custom holsters and bandoleers
                                         included.  Note:Portable proof.

Growth batteries      Fourlegged 100     Seven batteries per growth gun.

Shrink Gun Mark II    Fourlegged 100     Combo of Growth Gun and Shrink Gun.

Rechargeable Mark II  Fourlegged 10      Three batteries per Shrink Gun Mark II.
Batteries

i dont even know how much my money is..

It's based on the amount of wots that you have.

I dont even know how much wots I have.

When the Market Manager updates the accounts, you will have wots.

what is your job then? Aswot Mascot?

My job?

yes here in aswot. i think your the mascot..

Say what you will.

why not? its a compliment ^^ i love mascots.. fluffy mascots..

I'm not arguing with you.

just go to sleep. ^^

That's probably a good idea.

Goodnight.

What time is it?

time for the koala to sleep

Really?  That's what thirty?

its 5 thirty here, I dont about your time in the jungle.

Ah, dinner time.

huwhhhat?!

FourLegged looks pained,  "I have to go."  FourLegged quickly exits the market.

“…and back.”

hmmm... I need to find a second poring... generation... poring.. digivice.. poring..

Where the heck does FL keep going?

You don't know, but you can buy the answer now! Only 5 wots

I'll give you the answer for 4 wots.

anyone selling a jason vorhees hockey mask here? and big big hatchet? i'll be needing it in the asylum.

and anyone selling a parachute? i might need it in the aswot airlines flght. if we faced an unfortunate crash landing.

Those articles should be available in the Studio prop room.

i cant find the studio..

Go ask an actor.

How much are actors these days?

I believe that they are 10 wots for a dozen.

how about directors?

You have to take three when you buy the actors.

What do you need one of those for? But since you insist (and nobody else did anything about it)

Digivice (1st generation) 10 wots. It's a square of plastic about the size of a large wristwatch with a tiny LCD screen in the middle and a couple of buttons around the edges. If you're really lucky, you might be able to make something digivolve.

Digivice (2nd generation) 100 wots. Larger than the 1st generation digivice, this looks a bit like an oval walkie talkie. Actually, it might just be an oval walkie talkie, but you'd never know the difference, would you? (Comes in 5 different colors)

Digivice (3rd generation) 1000 wots. This digivice has a card-swipe slot along one side so that you can swipe cards. Somehow this makes monsters bonded to you stronger.

Digivice (4th generation) 10000 wots. It's like a brick cellphone with a DNA scanner on the top. Rumor has it that if you can find some special data and install it in this digivice, then it will let you turn into a weird monster for a little while if you swipe it across the barcode that appears on your hand.

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... okay that's bordering on ridiculous, so I'll stop there, although apparently there are at least two more types of digivice that I never saw the series for...

Still... I have no money... The updater who updates the updates is still not updating the current updates, with really need an up-to-date update.

It is up to date, it's just not a current date.

then whats the date for the update?

(see poster of the week)

im asking for the upcoming date for the next update not the last up to date update.

I'm selling myself for 10,000 SWOTS, apparently

prostitution is not accepted here.

psssh. Convince vixcis of that first and we'll see where it gets you!

i cant she's my mistress afterall.
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Exactly.

your not my mistress and you dont have jugs. grow one and i'll let you pass.

just one? o_O

a pair, -_-

nominated!

nice.

btw, is anybody selling plastic surgery?

I might start.  *goes over to silicon rack*

nooo!!! that is blasphemy to scientology!

lolz.

scientology

yes scientology.

scientology makes me laugh.

I wonder if there is a market for scientologists

ask tom.

I think I will

cool

i know him

me too

I think he drinks too much, what about you?

i know how he is too british for my taste even though he isnt.

at least he's not too frenchy.

wait a minute....

IT MAKES SENSE!!

oh no!!! no dont makes sense it quick!!

oh.  your grammar just killed it.

good.

how many wots do you have?

I joined in february, so it means i havent been updated yet.

I am now selling a few things.


Jellybeans           2 wots a handfull          They are JELLYBEANS.  What more
                                                    do I have to say?

Wand of Stabbing        75 wots              Its not just a sharpened stick....
                                                I swear!


and that is all.

now CRG has to PAY me for EVERY HANDFULL of jellybeans he uses.

YAAARRRR!!! *lunges rabidly onto cart and tears through jellybean stash, eating them all like Garfield the cat*

that will be all of your WoTs.

all five of them please.

*holds out a tentacle expectantly*

*gulps* Well... um... erm... *fishes through pockets*

Aha! Here you go! *jumps down, holds them out to you and kicks you hard in the shins* FREEEDOOOMMM!!! JEEELLLYYYBBEEAAAANNSSS!!! *runs through the market screaming*

good thing us octopi don't have any shins.

anyway, now that I've been paid, I'm gonna have to look for the police to calm you down.

I am now selling a few things as well... including mingames!

Jellybeans           FREE!!!           Jellybeans should be free... >_> <_<

See Gnome Dance      FREE!!!           Because dancing IS free!

Kick the Octopi      50 wots           Kick powerisall in one of his eight shins!

Sushi                25 wots           Made from fresh powerisall!

Gnomes Blessing      1000 wots

*shrugs*

you can't sell something thats already being sold, and as long as I get royalties on the kicking and the sushi, I'll submit to the punishment.

*snaps* Darn... >_> <_< Yea, you can get one Wot for every purchase. ^_^

1 wot?

pffft.  standard rate is 10%, minus tax.

Fine fine... you get 10%, but no taxes. :-D

*shouts to everyone else* THINGS FOR SALE!

excellent.

I don't have taxes on royalties anyway.

I hate GNOMES...

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don't worry. I do too.

sneaky little...

ever since WSG and THOSE freakin' gnome rogues....

hence the gnome war. since the elf retirement scandal for neglecting the owl uprising.

*grumble grumble*
and their pointy daggers.. rabblerabble..  all 'HEY CAN'T GET ME!'...  mumble grumble.... riggariggarigga

the squid's gone mental.

*hangs up 'Stop Gnome Racism' posters around the market, as well as hands out fliers*

hey there's a little guy posting up vandals! arrest him!

Gaaahhh!! *runs away from cops with large sticks*

*is beat down* I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! *is sprayed with pepper spray* GAAAHHH! WHAT THE HECK!!?!? *psssshhh* GAAAHHHH!!! I'm bliiind!!

hmmm...O.O its fun to beat up little people huh?

*looks up from his assualt on CRG*

huh?  yeah.  yeah, it is

*continues the punishment*