Yeah, that means you aren't in my two-year-old Who's Who... I barely know you!

Well, to me you just popped up out of nowhere with a huge post count. Highly suspicious if you ask me!

HA! I've been around for ages and ages! Just ask around some of the long-time players... like Germ or Yoss, or if they ever show up anymore: Dragon, Snakezzz, Cody Coriva and FourLegged. Also, observe my amazing prowess in the Hall of Fame! I'm...

Wait a minute... this information is all in my Who's Who... you planning on buying one?

Sure, how much does it cost?

You'll always be a newbie to me, Kagura. ;P

Aww, thanks Germ. ^_^

Praguepride, the Who's Who is usually 150 wots, but I just announced a half-off sale starting today, so it's only 75 wots if you buy it before the end of the year. But it only has listings for people who have been around for two or more years. If you want the new one, you'll have to wait until after I've gotten to know all you new people.

I'll buy it and share it with everyone. So start posting!

Nuh UH. Doesn't work that way. You have to ask about a specific person, and the information cannot be shared. That's just rude!

If you're going to do it that way, I won't sell one to you.

Wait, 75 wots a person!?

No, 75 wots for the Who's Who guide, which will then give you and ONLY you information on the player you ask about.

Oh...hmmm. I'll have to think about this.

I would like to buy one for 75 wots...

can you send me the information on this player: [Private to Market Manager: Presto] If I can't share the What, I am certainly not sharing the who!

You understand, this is just business. If you go around telling everyone the contents of the Who's Who, then that's like stealing music on the internet. Everyone gets the information that I'm selling, but I don't get the wots for it.

too late. He already shared the info with me. And now you can torrent it.

Just search for Kagura_Whos_Who.pdf torrent

Really...

Well, I guess I need to talk to Heath, then.

I mean...I found it hosted by someone in Russia.

edit: Wait, he's a defense attorny. I should be talking to him. Get your own lawyer :D
This message was last edited by the player at 21:46, Tue 16 Dec 2008.

*laughs* Just because he's a defense attorney doesn't mean that he can't help me figure out what the relevant rules are!

It has been a while since we have had a ASWOT trial.

I don't even remember the last case but I remember it being very interesting to watch.

That's because Vixcis was the judge.

The problem is, if I can't have Heath, then who do I get? Nobody else around here has the required expertise anymore!

Given that it's an ASWoT trial, I don't think it matters. It's not like we have a coherent legal system.

Thats right... where is the warm hearted psycopath anyway?

Out doing evil in a sexy fashion somewhere, no doubt.

Probably. Wait, which warm-hearted psychopath were we talking about?

I kinda miss that strange combination of revulsion, terror and arrousal that seemed to follow her.