This is the list of currently offered items. If an item is limited in quantity then please let me know in your post where you offer it.
Name Vendor Price Description
Germs Bart 100 common germs
500 seriously deadly germs (although curable)
1000 incredibly life altering never before seen outside the laboratory
they can do amazing things germs.
nipple cat Bluecrow 1000 a wonderful foot massager in the shape of a white plush cat in the
laughing road kill position on its belly with two rows of three pink
massaging nubbins down the back. Quanity:3
Cowboy Hat ChaosLord 20 A cowboy hat of your choosing.
Corks ChaosLord 10 A cork, you never know when you'll need one.
A ferret ChaosLord 50 Summon one of CL's ferrets to your aid, or to do the laundry or
something. They stay until the job is done then poof in a
chaotic smoke.
Extra Ferrets ChaosLord 5 Per extra ferret.
Minor Poofs ChaosLord 100 Unlimited Poofs is usable to change something on the target such
as: Colour, make them grow a bit or shrink a little,
change smell etc. Also usable to make a small explosion
(does not cause 'flames' just a boom).
Megaphone ChaosLord 20 Its a megaphone.
Cardboard Tube ChaosLord 20 Its a cardboard tube, very useful.
Cardboard Tube ChaosLord 500 Its a cardboard tube of power. Favored weapon of the ferret folk.
Of Power It is used as a sword that bursts with chaos, a musket that
shoots chaotic energies, or even a back scratcher.
Portable ChaosLord 1000 This clothing rack has any type of clothing needed, from costumes
Wardrobe to normal everyday work clothes it is portable so all the
'portable' properties apply.
(100 WoTs go to Yoss every time sold
because of portable in the name.)
Personal Gravity ChaosLord 1000 Redirect the effects of gravity on yourself!
Redirector (Fall up if you want!)
Bitransual- ChaosLord 1000 Able to open up a door too one place. One key works for one place.
dimensional key Must be placed on a wall or better yet in a key hole. You are
allowed to come back from where you go.
(My door goes to the Chaos Ilses)
Clones of puppy ChaosLord 150 Loyal, friendly, playful, and loving!
super grog-o-matic ChaosLord 500 This invention makes limitless grog!
WARNING Grog under pressure.
Mind-o-rama 1000 Cody 1000 A device that can: 1) Transmit verbal thoughts into others minds,
and 2) Receive staticy verbal thoughts from willing minds.
small coffee Cody 4 a small cup of coffee that can be black or have cream and/or suger
with it. It can be made at the temperature you wish.
large coffee Cody 10 a large cup of coffee that can be black or have cream and/or suger
with it. It can be made at the temperature you wish.
small cup of sugar Cody 4 a small cup of yummy sugar.
large cup of sugar Cody 10 a large cup of yummy sugar.
small tea Cody 4 a small cup of tea. It can be whatever flavor you desire.
large tea Cody 10 a large cup of tea. It can be whatever flavor you desire.
virgin strawberry Cody 10 Doesn't have the kick of FourLegged's,
daiquiri but it is tasty and non-alcoholic.
plain ring Cody 20 plain rings that are solidly one color and have no gems.
designed ring Cody 40 like plain rings but with designs on them.
jeweled ring Cody 60 like plain rings but have jewels(nothing that
expensive or rare, but still good looking).
1 hour of minion Cody 40 1 hour of me doing tasks for you. I work at a high speed and
services currently specialize in beverages.(I work for free if minion
training is exchanged for my services.)
A pack of 6 pieces Dragon 20 This infinite bubble gum is made from a very special, and top
of Infinite secret formula that allows infinite chewing without losing
Bubble GumR of flavor coherence! That's right folks, infinite
chewing without losing flavor or coherence! This is the gum
of tomorrow, and indeed there rest of your life. You will never
need to buy another stick of gum again with Dragon's new Infinite
Bubble Gum!!!!! flavors available are: classic bubble, lemon lime,
apple cinnamon, grape, banana, and chocolate.
Flamethrower Dragon 200 Alrighty everyone! Are you tired of using plain old ordinary
weapons for you dastardly schemes? Are you looking to turn up the
heat on your enemies? Do you want something to cook their goose
with? Well look no further, Dragon Inc. is proud to offer yet
another truly awesome item for sale on this here flea market. As of
right now, I am selling a genuine, and very useful, Dragon
Flamethrower. Yes indeed, now you can purchase a little dragon
breath for yourself and do what I can do naturally... Whether
it's attacking herds of wild animals in the Infinite pantry, or
fending off would be thieves at the possible new bank thread,
the Dragon Flamethrower is the weapon of choice. It is quick and
deadly and powered on good old fashioned Dragon fuel (ie: coal).
It has a range of 20 feet and an effect radius of about 5 feet on
either side of your target. So what are you waiting for? Come get
yours today!!!
heap of coal Dragon 10 Fuel for this awesome device. Gets you 5 uses of the
flamethrower before burning out.
soul cloning Dragon 1000 none.
Antidote level 1 Dragon 50 Cures level one BASTARD germs.
Antidote Level 2 Dragon 100 Cures level two BASTARD germs.
Antidote level 3 Dragon 500 Cures level three BASTARD germs.
Portable LabTM Dragon 5000 Do you ever miss the Timewaster's Lab? Do you ever find yourself
wishing you could conduct experiments again or do more on an
unfinished project? Well now you need miss it no longer! Dragon
Inc.is selling a totally amazing Portable LabTM! That's right,
a Portable Lab wherein you can conduct experiments, make your own
explosives, genetically reengineer your army (if you have one), or
anything else you can think of. The Portable Lab functions in the
same was as the Portable PortalTM in that you can take
in anywhere and use it and then move it again. It disappears when
not in use so you don't have to worry about moving it. And only
you can access your own Portable Lab so you never have to worry
about someone else stealing your experiments or projects.
500 wot royalty is given to Yoss per sale
due to the "Portable" in the product name.
R.I.G. Dragon 500 The Random Insect Generator causes a random type of insect to
suddenly swarm all over the target. The effect lasts for about 2
minuets and is varied, depending on what type of insect is
randomly generated.
WARNING: Please, use with caution as you never know if they
might be poisonous or not!
Holy Water Dragon 500 Holy Water straight from the Sea of Galilee. Simply sprinkle
some Holy Water on yourself or any object in your possession
to protect it from the influences of the darker members of
our family... Supply: infinite
Portable Garage Dragon 5000 Just set this up and you can build, repair, and modify any
vehicle imaginable. Has an infinite supply of vehicle parts,
including various armor plating, weapons, and whatever other
features you can imagine to put into building your dream vehicle.
Works on Cars, trucks, tanks, motorcycles, boats, planes,
helicopters... etc. Comes with a widescreen tv and fully stocked
fridge for your every convenience while working on your vehicle.
Deluminator Dragon 500 This powerful anti-light device is extremely effective for making
it dark. It dampens whatever source of light it's fired at, leaving
the room in a thick darkness. Note: This is the only weapon yet
tested to have been found to be effective at disabling Shiny
Things and other such light-powered creatures.
1 Apple Dr.Monkey 10 None.
5 Apples Dr.Monkey 45 None.
1 Orange Dr.Monkey 10 None.
5 Oranges Dr.Monkey 45 None.
1 Grape Dr.Monkey 20 None.
5 Grape Dr.Monkey 65 None.
1 Peach Dr.Monkey 20 None.
5 Peaches Dr.Monkey 65 None.
1 Strawberry Dr.Monkey 15 None.
5 Strawberries Dr.Monkey 55 None.
Happy Potion Dr.Monkey 75 Feeling down in the dumps? Having a bad day? Stressed about
something? Just plain depressed? Well, come take a drink
of Dr. Monkey's Happy Potion, and you'll feel the results
in a matter of minutes, guaranteed!.
Dragon Heart Dr. Vernor 500 quantity:1
Dragon lungs Dr. Vernor 200 quantity:2
Dragon kidneys Dr. Vernor 500 quantity:2
Dragon liver Dr. Vernor 500 quantity:1
Dragon Spleen Dr. Vernor 200 quantity:1
bag of gooey Dr. Vernor 100 quantity:1
dragon guts
dragon brain Dr. Vernor 1000 quantity:1
Dragon Eye Balls Dr. Vernor 300 quantity:2
Dragon Tongue Dr. Vernor 500 quantity:1
Pint of Dragon's Dr. Vernor 100
Blood
Pound of Dragon Steak Dr. Vernor 75
Dragon Scale Dr. Vernor 50
Dragon Bone Dr. Vernor 75
Fly's in a Jar Ember 4 they seem to like me when I'm unconscious
Frog's Breath Ember 321 it took me forever to get it
My WB Frog Ember 6,523 sold out.
Barrel Monkeys Ember 100 There are 30 of them and they are red and plastic.
Good start for an army!
The Time Wasting Ember 312 There is an unlimited supply. A Souvenir from ASWoT, Get it while
Watch Of Time it's wasting. Does nothing but waste your time {and money.)
Sword of EmeraldS 100
clam slaying +3
Sword of EmeraldS 150
dragon-sleeping
Sword of EmeraldS 75
attacking-attackers +2
Sword of EmeraldS 200
grass-cutting +12
Sword of swording +4 EmeraldS 150
Simple Sword EmeraldS 10
Shrink Gun Mark I Fourlegged 100 Ten blasts per charge. This weapon effects the intended target
through the entirety of ASWoT. Custom holsters and bandoleers
included. Note:Portable proof.
Shrink batteries Fourlegged 10 Three batteries per shrink gun.
Growth Gun Fourlegged 5000 Ten blasts per charge. This weapon effects the intended target
through the entirety of ASWoT. Custom holsters and bandoleers
included. Note:Portable proof.
Growth batteries Fourlegged 100 Seven batteries per growth gun.
Shrink Gun Mark II Fourlegged 100 Combo of Growth Gun and Shrink Gun.
Rechargeable Mark II Fourlegged 10 Three batteries per Shrink Gun Mark II.
Batteries
"Bad Voodoo" stickers Fourlegged 3 10 stylish "Bad Voodoo" stickers.
Infinite Closet Germ Ant 0 create a closet which contains an infinite variety of any one
thing (stored in infinite configurable space). Closet door
appears at point of summoning and cannot be moved, nor
can the item it contains be changed.
Minion training at Germ Ant 0 1 hour class; training in any minion skill offered
the Germ Ant Minion by the Academy. 3 classes in any one skill required to
Academy obtain master level.
Mind reading Germ Ant 0 Follow these 122 easy steps *holds up a booklet* and you
training book too can be a mind reader!
Germ Ant Replicate Germ Ant 10,000 Own your own Germ Ant! You get one Germ Ant (of the many me's
wandering around) to do with as you please. This Germ Ant
is capable of anything the original is inherently capable of
(aside from GM powers of course). Any duplicates spawned from
this Germ Ant will perform one task for a limited time, then will
be free of any and all obligation to the owner.
Memory wiped prior to delivery
Mini Germ Ant 5,000 Small Germ Ant with limited powers. Unable to assimilate
additional mass and incapable of assuming a non-solid form.
No duplication ability. Memory wiped prior to delivery.
Pocket Germ Ant 20,000 Pocket-sized Germ Ant with all the powers of a regular
Germ Ant Replicate (including the ability to assimilate mass
to reach full size at need) plus the ability to set duplicates
to tasks with no time limit. Memory wiped prior to delivery.
Cookie Hammer Kagura 50 It slices, it dices, it smashes things to a pulp! It's the Cookie
Hammer 1.0! Just pick the type of cookies you want to make and it
will bash out the cookies in no time flat! No baking required!
It even doubles as a mallet for comedic purposes.
Cake Hammer Kagura 100 It makes anything into a piece of cake!
un-Hammer Kagura 150 Not only will this amazing Hammer un-do anything done by a
previous hammer, but if used on something in its normal
form, it will create an amazing Un-!!! What's an Un- you ask?
Buy the un-Hammer and find out!
Hammerspace Kagura 2000 A pocket of space only useable to store Hammers. If you want
a multi-purpose one, buy one of Yoss's Portable Portals...
Kitchen sink permit Kagura 50 Allows you to carry a kitchen sink with you at any time.
Who's Who in Kagura 150 Ever wanted to know who's in charge around here? Read all about
ASWoT Guide that and more in the Who's Who in ASWoT Guide! Everything you
wanted to know about the active players is all in here!
Anti-Bubble Kagura 3500 A bubble of anti-force which can be set to reject any one
individual or type of individuals (e.g. specifically
anti-Alpaca or generally anti-goblins) Once set, the setting
is permanent and cannot be changed by any means.
Eject Hammer Kagura 500 This hammer is a GM's best friend. Got an annoying spammer or
power gamer that you just can't get to leave? Use the Eject
Hammer on them and they're gone for good!
Teacup Tempest Kagura 500 It's a tempest in a teacup, spinning and ready explode to full
size. (Caution: Teacup Tempest is highly volatile.
Contents under pressure. Do not use near open
flame, closed flame or flammable compounds.)
Simple Titanium Kendrah 50 A battery powered titanium butterfly which imprints to owner,
Butterfly following owner around and looking pretty. It acts very much like
a real butterfly, but never strays. Battery is long lived, and may
be rechargeable (still in testing).
Simple Titanium Kendrah 75 Same as above, but with a full repair warranty that includes all
Butterfly damages (not including battery replacement or repair).
with Repair Warranty
Voice Controlled Kendrah 100 A battery powered titanium butterfly which is programmed with voice
Titanium Butterfly recognition. Up to 10 simple commands can be programmed for each
butterfly, and they are very good with detailed addendum to their
recognized functions.
Voice Controlled Kendrah 125 Same as above, but with a full repair warranty that includes all
Titanium Butterfly damages (not including battery replacement or repair).
with Repair Warranty
flask of 8 molecules Nat1088 19 Confusion's anti-particle
of Understandium
Forgetfulness Nat1088 49 Ever learned something or discovered something you want
Therapy desperately to forget? Or just have a bad memory? We'll be happy
to exorcise the memory using the latest techniques in memory
modification
demon, devil, and Nat1088 99 No description.
all other exorcisms
Portable Holes v2.n Nat1088 149 Now fully reversible, keyed only to its owner, and with
unlimited storage space. Better yet, v2.n now automatically
compartmentalizes, storing similar things together for
easy retrieval. New mind-reading technology and an
unlimited supply of food and drink contained within
further create the ultimate Portable Hole experience!
using a reverse portable hole
Violin Nat1088 49 No description.
hypnosis therapy Nat1088 99 guaranteed to cause instant insanity or your money back!
visual art class Nat1088 50 No description.
Grzanit hologram Nat1088 49 3D, with maximum resolution
recordings
Gravity Vortexing Nat1088 19 No description.
Device
Gravity Vortexing Nat1088 49 includes complementary vortexing device
Classes
product endorsement Nat1088 19 None.
10 TT batteries Nat1088 9 None.
time machine Nat1088 2499 Powered by Raz's ZPMs, this machine can take you anywhen you want!
pamphlet Nat1088 0 Free pamphlet on why burning coal as
fuel is bad for the environment.
Polyglottalism Nat1088 49 lessons in any of a variety of languages, available on demand.
Equort Ookla varies Part insect, reptile, horse creature to ride. Stronger than horse
but not as fast. Can eat meat or plants.
2000 Mature Equort ready for riding
1500 Mature Equort unbroken
750 Equort youth after hatching
500 Equort egg
200 Equort saddle
100 Equort tack
Mok fur Ookla 100 1 ball of Mok fur. Great for knitting sweaters.
Lightsaber Powerisall 1500 blue, green, or yellowish
Lightsaber Powerisall 2000 red, purple, or other
Gazebo Powerisall 500 Its ordinary I know, but what do you expect for 500 wots?
Mini-Gazeebo(5) Powerisall 1000 Its not much bigger than a VW beetle and only has 4 legs
Gazeebo(1) Powerisall 20,000 I've only got one so it will cost you a fortune. Maybe when I make more.
Washing Machine Powerisall 1000 It'll wash just about anything you can fit in it!
One load on the Powerisall 50 If you just need it real quick
washing machine
Blowup dolls Powerisall price It's a blow-up doll of an ASWoTian! Very life-like, and could be
varies mistaken indefinitely if not for the fact they don't move and float
if helium is used to blow them up.
Great for parties or as battle decoys.
Figure out how much the one you want costs based on these features.
300 base price for a one-time-use Inflatable You
600 base price for a one-time-use Inflatable ASWoTian (not you)
+200 2 time use
+800 unlimited uses
+100 self-inflatable
Thermite Powerisall 100 A mixture of rust and aluminum that doesn't explode, but burns
at nearly 4500ºF. Do not ingest. 5-gallon bucket full.
Buy 2 get 3rd free.
Life-sized pong Powerisall 500 You and a friend can start playing pong. With someone else as the ball.
paddles WARNING:
Octopi, people with weak hearts or stomachs, and pregnant
women should not be used for the ball, as Bad Things may occur.
Fresh octopus ink Powerisall 2 A botle of fresh octopus ink.
a bag of candy Powerisall 5 About the size of an octopus, and filled with candy of your choice
Boxes of Nothing Presto 100 You can own your own box of nothing.( Box sold separately.)
Blue Crystal Presto 1000 Slightly used Blue Crystal. Once held in the pedestal in the
Waiting Room for Presto's Tower. QUANTITY:1
Loan Presto 100 Plus an additional 3.5 percent per week.
Book of Presto 10 First edition. Contains 25 jokes.
powerisall jokes
Pocket full of fun Raz 1000 Pull up to 10 different type explosives out of your pocket,
any size
Mechanical Animal Raz 4 Fully Functional Mechanical Mini Animals
Potion of Troll Flesh Raz 50 Gain ability to restore lost limbs, rapid healing
Goblin Rocket Boot Raz 100 Use at own risk. Comes with 1 hour of experimental
Goblin Rocket Fuel.
Goblin Rocket Fuel Raz 10 Highly explosive rocket fuel. Not that I know
from experience or anything...
ReSpawner(1 time use) Raz 250 1 time use, Reverts you back to form at which you acquired it.
Activates after death and if no immediate danger.
Can be activated sooner.
ReSpawner Raz 5000 Reusable ReSpawner.
(infinite use)
Mentos Classes Raz 500 I'll teach you how to breathe ice!
Rabbit Attack Raz 50 A small but cute rabbit will pull a prank on whoever you wish.
MAGIC CLASSES Raz 50 Learn a magical spell, from my High Elf friend of Azeroth,
Animus Shadowsol.
Zero Point Module Raz 2500 A crystal of tremendous power. Enough for a time machine
or jumping across galaxies.
Goblin Engineered Raz 500 Runs on various fuel sources including gasoline, water, bread,
Motorbike duct tape, and especially Goblin Rocket Fuel. Boost only works
with Goblin Rocket fuel.
The GEM comes in a variety of sizes though most are made to size
goblins and other smaller then average creatures.
Special. The Wheels at the front and back separate to form 4 wheels,
which stand off to either side of the bike. The bike can be raised
and lowered above the wheels with complicated hydrolics. The bike
can double it's speed with a shot of Goblin Rocket Fuel.
Includes 5 Goblin Rocket Fuels. Another 50 wots gets the lifetime
maintenance and repair, just bring it back to Cid who minds the shop
and he'll fix it.
Enlarging Bomb Raz 10 Enlarging bombs will size up to about 1 foot square before exploding.
They expand in 5 seconds, at the moment it grows to full size it explodes.
You can delay the explosion with soda pop, or more specifically carbonated
water. One drop will delay the explosion 5 seconds. You can add pop
before it explodes too, and can be washed out with regular water.
(Note initial time to explosion increased from post in lounge)
Enlarging Bombs Raz 50 box of 6 Enlarging Bombs
(box of 6)
Consuming Bomb Raz 10 Consuming bombs take time, and will absorb non-living matter nearby
into explosive material of the same density. So dropping it on a
flower won't be as effective as dropping it on concrete. They take
about 5 minutes, however can go faster through lighter density objects,
cutting a few seconds off the total time.
Consuming Bombs Raz 50 box of 6 Consuming Bombs
(box of 6)
Consuming Bomb Raz 20 Same as Consuming bombs, except won't stop consuming until trigger is met.
with Trigger After the initial rush consumption the bomb slows down, it takes about
30 seconds for one foot square, 1 minute for 3 feet square and 5 minutes
for 5 feet square. The trigger must be specified at time of purchase,
otherwise it will be a snap of the fingers. The box is soundproof so if
it's sealed it won't explode prematurely.
Consuming Bombs Raz 100 box of 6 Consuming Bombs with Trigger.
with Trigger
(box of 6)
Goblin PB&J Raz 4 If you want to know what's in them, review the Fleamarket thread
sandwiches version 3.
"Santos Brand Santos 100 Current Flavors include: Original, Hot and Spicy,
Orc Rinds"&trade and Garlic + Herb
1 bag (10oz.)
"Santos Brand Santos 1000 Guaranteed 100% effective, 50% of the time
R.L. Monster "&trade (individual percentages may vary)
Repellant (1 Can)
Basic Dragons:
Elder Wyrm Santos 25,000 Sees most living things as food or playthings.
Can carry up to 8 passengers in flight.
Wyrm, Santos 15,000 Understands magical theory and can cast spells,
can carry up to 4 passengers in flight.
Adult Santos 10,000 Understands Most languages fluently,
can carry a passenger in flight.
Juvinile Santos 5,000 Understand complex commands and can carry out elaborate
instructions. Has a tendacy to try to rebel.
Whelp Santos 2,500 understands basic commands and can carry out
simple instructions.
Egg Santos 1,000 while these won't try to eat you like an Onyxian Egg,
they are known to be stillborn if hatched prematurely.
Special Dragons Captured in Adventures in ASWoT:
Onyxia Santos 12,500 This Adult dragon (Native to the Realm known as Azeroth) was captured
during a Crossover between the Video Game Nexus and the Timewaster
Slider's Nightmare. She is a bit large for her size, having been
feeding on adventurers for years. Known abilities include
Flight, "Splash Damage" Fireballs, a "Deep Breath" Fire AoE,
and the ability to respawn 1 week after her death.
(NOTICE: Only 1 available per week. Onyxia is NOT Housebroken.)
Onyxian Whelps Santos 2,750 These little Whelplings (Native to the Realm known as Azeroth)
have only a limited Flight ability, allowing them to hover
up to 5' above the ground. They also have unusually high
"Annoyance" and "Swarm" skills, reducing the Cost and Time involved
of Advanced training by 100 WOTs.
(NOTICE: Only 1 available per week. Whelps are NOT housebroken.)
Onyxian Egg Santos 1,000 Get your very own baby dragon. These eggs (Native to the Realm
known as Azeroth) must be kept in a warm dry place, preferably in a
low traffic area. Once delivered, extreme caution must be used
to prevent premature hatching. Once ready to hatch, these little
buggers will erupt from their eggs and imprint themselves on the nearest
creature/person/thing it sees, if even the slightest movement is detected.
In the event of a premature hatching, the baby will try to eat the 1st
thing it sees. (NOTICE: Only 1 egg per customer. Sale of a second egg is
only permtted after the hatching of the 1st egg.)
Dragon Training:
Basic Dragon Santos 200 (a 2 hour class/day for 5 days.):
Obedience Training Consists of the basic draconian obedience skills of "Sit",
"Stay", "Heel", and "Lie Down". Also includes Housebreaking.
(Prerequisites: Whelp)
Advanced Dragon Santos 300 (a 2 hour class/day for 6 days.):
Training Consists of the advanced draconian skills of "Flight", "Breath",
"Annoyance", "Swarm", "Fetch", and "Sic 'em".
(Prerequisites: Juvinile, Basic Dragon Training.)
Expert Dragon Santos 500 (a 8 hour class/day for 4 days.):
Training Consists of the Expert draconian skills of "Languages" and
"Passenger Flight".
(Prerequisites: Adult, Basic and Advanced Dragon Training.)
Wyrm Training Santos 1,000 (a 8 hour class/day for 6 days.):
Consists of the draconian skills of "Magical Theory" and "Spellcasting".
(Prerequisites: Wyrm, Basic, Advanced, and Expert Dragon Training.)
"Hatching dragon Santos 50 An instruction manual on how to hatch a dragon egg.
eggs for dummies" (Free with purchase of a dragon egg.)
Button to push Snakesssz 50 non-violent button that won't hurt your other buttons.
WARNING: may destroy threads.
Blast shield Snakesssz 200 They're big enough for one average-sized human or
smaller creature to fit comfortably inside. Larger creatures,
it might be a tight fit. Excellent for use in the laboratory.
they now block radiation, as well as the blast itself.
(If you're too large for a standard blast shield, ask about
custom sizes!)
Mime repellent Snakesssz 150 Even works on invisible and disembodied mimes.
Ten uses per bottle.
1 vial of ASWoT Snakesssz 100 The deadly venom of the rare ASWoT viper.
Viper venom
Llama Spit Shield Snakesssz 20 very useful when any spitting animal is in the vicinity,
especially llamas, but not only llamas.
Ziploc Suspended Snakesssz 20 Sandwich-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
Animation Bags 60 Pizza-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
100 Platypus-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
250 Refrigerator-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
600 Elephant-sized Suspended Animation Bag (1 bag)
The bags are great for keeping food extremely fresh, or even
keeping it alive. (Caution: Some bags have been known to hold
old NPC'd timewasters from the ancient world)
Ziploc Suspended Snakesssz 600 Sandwich-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
Animation Bags 900 Pizza-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
(Lifetime supplies) 1500 Platypus-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
2500 Refrigerator-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
4000 Elephant-sized Suspended Animation Bags (lifetime supply)
8000 Lifetime supply of all sizes of Suspended Animation Bags.
The lifetime supplies are an excellent deal if you expect to use
a lot of bags!
Paintball Gun Snakesssz 100 The PERFECT tool for pacifist assassins, or even for people who
just want other people to be funny colors.
Paintballs Snakesssz 10 Almost any color imaginable.
(pack of 10)
Sofia Kiss Sofia 500 A expression of gratitude. Boosts your populartiy
and provides braggin rights! Gives you butterflies!
Sofia Hug Sofia 100 A hug that makes you feel warm and funny inside!
Sofia's Buddy! Sofia 2000 Sofia will be your lady for week!
spinecrusher Tzuppy 275 It's a vary useful weapon.
Picture of Vixcis in Vixcis 100 A picture Of Vixcis In a black leather Bikini holding a whip.
a Bikini
Death, destruction, Vixcis 500 Vixcis will come and destroy things for you and crush you enemies
and mayhem in a flurry of chaos and havoc, filled with death and vile...
NOW ON DISCOUNT!! =D
Bloody sea shell Vixcis 10 umm...I made them myself!!
figurine
Mystery Box Vixcis 1000 Nobody can resist the temptation of the
mystery box...oooooooo...ahhhh
Golden Nugget Vixcis 10000 Large.
000000
Favor from Yoss Yoss Varies Ask and you shall receive, for a price.
Portable Portal Yoss 5000 This handy item will allow you to pull almost
anything seemingly out of nowhere.
Xylophone Yoss 4 Perfect instrument for the Alphabet Conversation.
Zebra Blood Yoss 4 Genuine blood from a zebra.
Zither Yoss 4 Beautiful stringed instrument.
Portable Passage Yoss 5000 Portable Passage will instantly zip you from one location to
another. Just open it and step through. You'll arrive
exactly where you want to be!
Pie Throwing Yoss 50 No description.
training course
Portable Palace Yoss 5000 Your own fiefdom, right in your pocket!
Portable Portrait Yoss 5000 This is a small and innocent looking device that can be unfolded
into a large picture frame. The frame will show any scene that
the user wishes and becomes a doorway that the user can walk
through into that scene as if the user were really there.
Be careful, though! This is a one-way trip. You'll need a Ring
of Return to get back where you started. Lucky for you, a
Ring of Return is included in your purchase!
Ring of Return Yoss FREE* This ring allows the user to teleport from the current location to
a stored location. Can store up to three locations.
*With purchase of a Portable Portrait.
Portable Polymorph Yoss 5000 This device is actually a collection of microscopic organisms that
are injected into the one who purchases this item. Once
injected, the organisms allow the user to change form at will.
The limits of the change are not known, but it takes lots of
practice. A new user will generally only be able to do simple
things like changing skin color or hair length.
Nightmare Zeldi 25 Options:
*Killed by lumberjacks
*Killed by crashing a plane
*Killed by zombie attack
*Killed by Tac Nuke in downtown Manhattan while trying to
turn off said Nuke
Nightmare (LIMITED Zeldi 30 Killed by Vixcis during a Hunting Accident
EDITION!)
Legal Affairs Zeldi 100 Court cases; Writing of Wills; Other.
This offer is void where prohibited; this offer is prohibited
where void; This offer with become void if near any void; This
offer will not self destruct unless it is void. Member FDIC,
offer of 100 wot court case does not include tax, title and
courtroom fees.
Coca Cola Zeldi 3 2 cokes.
Sliver of Zeldi 500 just before the ship Titanic sank like a anvil without flotation
Titanic glass devices, that's right folks, actual Titanic glass!
The size of your right index finger.
Full panel of Zeldi 1500 Same as above but a full panel of it.
Titanic glass
