Rednecks -- don't know about antimatter, don't care about anti-matter.  It don't matter, stick to the facts...

Hicks, they beat up red-necks.

Ticks, they feed on hicks.

Lyme disease...why we even care about ticks.

Cancer - Lyme disease doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

AIDs - the cancer  before there was cancer

Death - the result of AID's and all other fatal diseases

Reincarnation --  Death? Yeah, yeah, that happened to me, but I got through it.  Last time I'll ever work in demolitions, though.

Enlightenment - the way out of reincarnation

Encumberance-Heavier than enlightenment ;)

Mules - deal with encumbrance very very well.

Horses -- can reproduce, while mules are unable

Muscle cars - Muscle cars have the power of several horses

gas prices - you can't drive your muscle car due to the extremely low gas mileage

Drive - A Drive from Ohio all the way to California has some major gas mileage

Desert - If you try and drive through the unmarked desert, you'll get lost and die.

(I dunno how to one up that one lol)

Dessert - Who would eat endless miles of sand when there's cake?

Birthday - Joey's Birthday is today, but all he can think about is the inevitable dessert

Holiday - A birthday is for just one.  A holiday is for everyone!

Holy Day - being the origin of "holiday", is precedent

Halloween - Though Halloween is a Holiday, it is NOT a Holy Day

Día de Muertos - Day of the Dead just sounds so much cooler than Halloween.

grave - Día de Muertos is a day of Mourning, no matter what it once was this is what it has succumbed to.  No more dancing of the dead, or talking to lost loved ones, nope, just grave stones and crying
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Tomb - A walk in grave