"Babies are sexually transmitted condition."

I chuckled.

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Fortune cookie says, "So long, and thanks for all the bananas"
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"Easy to become oldest person in world: Simply have the most birthdays."

"Pro Tip: To gain more birthdays beyond the default one per year, you can use ancient forbidden magic that has long ago been sealed to eat the existences of others! Try it!"

5/5 Stars advice! I have seamlessly erased thousands from this world using this method, and am almost caught up with the the Outer Gods in terms of adjusted age!

I recommend this to all my fellow dark cultists! Will be visiting here again [very soon...]
This message was lightly edited by the player at 13:27, Mon 08 Nov 2021.

You will soon be crossing the great ocean. (I really got this one right before being deployed overseas on the John F Kennedy.)

(the president gave you a piggy back? that's so cool!!!)

You will soon be eating a cookie

Don't tell the pet store owners you eat here.

Guys, im so scared right now... i am in debt with the mafia and they just mailed me a fortune cookie contained a severed finger in it!

Wait... has anybody seen my wife? Froggyetta, where are you???

"Next fortune cookie that you eat will bring luck."
This is obviously written inside all fortune cookies produced by myself.

Beware of koalas bearing cookies

Beware of cookies bearing koalas!

I once got this as a fortune:



But, WHAT very soon?!  WHAT?!

It is complicated when you have a Chinese Fortune Cookie with the message written in Cinese and you can't read Chinese.

Beware of bears cooking koalas

In reply to FourLegged (msg # 586):

So much wisdom... :)

Beware of koalas cooking bears.

Beware of koalas cooking beers.

No fortune for you today. You die in 3...2...1...

You have 24 hours to have another fortune cookie or you'll die!
This message was last edited by the player at 19:40, Wed 25 Oct 2023.

The antidote to the poison in your food is in another fortune cookie.

The solution of all the problems of your life is in another fortune cookie within 10 km for where you are right now.

mfw the fortune cookie just says 'help me'

like bro wdym help ME, i need it more, im eating at Panda Express ffs

Man who drop soap on floor make floor clean but soap dirty.

Is water wet?

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.