"you better believe it's not butter, where I come from, we call that bile, but here in america, you suckers eat it, so hey, more money to me! oh wait here comes the bossma- *illiegible scratches and stains*"
''the guy who is 5 meters away from you and is currently reading a fortune is your target. should you accept this mission please terminate the subject as you deem fit''
''this fortune will selfdestruct after 5 seconds. goodbye''