"Confucius say do not eat your food. He see them drop it on floor. Too late?"

"Your lucky numbers are your SSN and the four wacky numbers on the back of your mom's credit card! Make sure to share your luck with us!"

"Life is like a box of fortune cookies. You never know what fortune you're going to get."

"Do not listen to strange men who liken a type of Chinese crackers to biological survival"

"You are already dead."

"Omae wa mou shindeiru"

This is the TL version sold at Authentic Chinese Restaurants in Japan

你查過這個，是嗎？

my fortune cookie starting singing 'Super idol'

"This fortune cookie was supposed to go to your mate. Hand it over immediately."

My fortune cookie is a coupon for +10 Social Credit! Better hand this over quickly to the government offices in Tiananmen Square, because it expires on the memorial of the Day That Nothing At All Happened!

did you already do the “mandarin” trevor slatery quote from iron man 3?

because thats my contribution
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The good news is there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is you're starting Wednesday night.

As the pitcher, or as the sporting equipment?

Does it matter?

"You should not have eaten the Pork Chow Fun"

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"Did you know that human tastes like pork?"

FTFY

Nice! I should have said that.

"Your inferiority complex not good enough. Try harder."

"This fortune cookie removed due to copyright infringement"

"Now your cat will be with you always."

"Warning: Do not consume"

When chosen for jury duty, say "Fortune Cookie say guilty!"

"I am your new lord and master! Come back daily for further instructions!"