Someone asks a question that can be answered with some form of 'Yes' 'No' or 'Maybe', then the next poster answers it like a magic 8 ball, then asks another question. The answers can be as long, and as creative as the poster wants them to be, as long as when it comes down to the gist of it, it says yes, no, or maybe to the question.

For example, Poster A asks, "Should I have steak for dinner?"

Poster B replies, "It is not in your future"
They then ask, "Will I get an important phone call tonight?"

The next poster then answers the question, and makes up a new one, and it goes on and on.
This message was last edited by the GM at 00:41, Thu 14 Jan 2010.

"Magic 8 Ball says: It's possible, but the odds are very much against it."

Will I ace my Chemistry final tomorrow?

The future is cloudy.

Should I go to work tomorrow?

Magic 8 Ball says: Most Definately, but be prepared for the worst.

Will my app get accepted for the next game I try to join?
This message was last edited by the player at 00:59, Thu 14 Jan 2010.

Magic 8 Ball Says: Sorry, please try again.

Should I attempt a handstand?

Magic 8 Ball says: Can a woodchuck chuck wood?

Should I get a snack?
This message was last edited by the player at 01:32, Thu 14 Jan 2010.

Magic 8 ball says, "Don't even think about it."

Should I go see Sherlock Holmes this weekend?

Magic 8 ball says: Maybe, why not?

Is ASWoT really a good use of my time?

Magic 8 ball says, "Ask again later."

Do you pity fools too, little plastic ball?

Magic 8 Ball says: "Maybe, maybe not. That's not for me to tell."

(post a question.)

Will the new Roll to Dodge game be implemented soon?

Magic 8 ball says, "Not sure, I need buffed!"

Will anyone buff the Magic 8 ball?

Magic 8 ball says: "Ask again later, i'm busy."

Will we stop abusing Grant in the So-but game?
This message was last edited by the player at 17:27, Fri 15 Jan 2010.

For someone who created the game, you seem to keep forgetting to end with a question... :P

mostly kuz it takes me till after i post the answer to think of one =P

Magic 8 ball says, "Most definitely; you will benefit greatly."

When are we going to clean the magic 8 ball?

Magic 8 Ball cannot answer that, as it cannot be answered "yes, no, or maybe"

In reply to Grant (msg #17):

Yes.

In Reply to Lucien Loreza (msg #18):

Anything can be answered yes, no or maybe. Can't it?

Yes, any question can be answered yes, no, or maybe if phrased properly. Meaning if Grant had asked "Will we clean the magic 8 ball within X number of days" I could've answered that as a magic 8 ball would.

Now back to the matter at hand. Will Chuck Norris ever lose to a fight to Mr. T?

Just because I asked a question that doesn't have a good "yes, no, or maybe" answer doesn't mean you can just dismiss it. I asked a bad question on purpose; to get a bad answer. It was supposed to be funny. :P

Magic 8 ball says, "The future is too clouded to tell"

What color is my tie?

Magic 8 Ball Says: "No."

Once again, fail.

No, he was right. you just asked a stupid question.


Am I gonna be in the new A-Team movie?

Magic 8 Ball aks: "Can pigs fly?"

Can pigs fly?

You can't answer a question with another question! Don't make me pity you, so help me God.

Why can't I answer a question with another question? The rules simply state the answer must state yes, no or maybe. The answer I gave could state any of those 3 depending on the mindframe of the person reading it.

In reply to Lucien Loreza (msg #28):

You answered your own question: must state yes, no, or maybe. That question doesn't STATE any of those. So there. You're wrong. :P

Grant you were supposed to wait for Darkroot to figure that out for himself >.<

It would have taken him forever, and I like to win arguments. :D


Magic 8 ball says, "Time will tell"


Will SV ever come back?

Magic 8 Ball Says: "No way"

Will I pass my Geology quiz?

Magic 8 Ball says: "Ask again later, I'm busy"

Do I have to go to school today?

Magic 8 Ball Says: "The future is unclear"

Will ASWoT live on?

Naruto Magic 8 Ball syas: "Oh yeah, believe it!"

Will Canada sink to the bottom of the ocean?

Shatman 8-Ball says: WHEN MONKEYS FLY OUT OF A UNICORN'S AFT.

Will I find my keys?

Magic 8 Ball says: "I could answer that but you probably don't want to hear my answer."

Will this game be buffed soon like Grant wanted?

Magic 8 Ball says: No.

Will Grant ever stop molesting all the n00bs?

Magic 8 Ball says: "I can't help you, I'm on vacation."

Will the Magic 8 Ball come back from its vacation soon?

The Magic 8 Ball returns safely almost immediately.

"Will I succeed in blowing out the brains of a womp rat?"

Magic 8 Ball Says: "Ask again tomorrow"

Will my brother stop yelling so much?

Magic 8 ball says: Ask again later (when it's not so noisy in here)

Will ASWoT ever Die?

It is already dead.

Will Aliens invade this year!

Magic 8 Ball says: Most certainly... not!

Will Madman ever become sane?

Magic 8 ball says: Good question, but that depends if he starts taking his meds.

Will jesus ever come back?
This message was last edited by the player at 19:53, Mon 25 Jan 2010.

He is already here.

Will Zombie Hitler ever be shot in the head?

In reply to Madman (msg #46):

Magic 8 ball says: Highly unlikely, he tried that on himself and thats what turned him into a zombie.

Will madman ever get strangled by his own intestines? (please be a yes, please be a yes, i have money riding on this, please be a yes)

Yes and no.

Will the fourth Reich find a new, more loving, direction under the leadership of their dead commander?

Magic 8 ball says: Are you kidding me? Just because hitlers dead doesnt mean hes any less of a murderer, so the awnser is nosir.

Will i ever go insane?

You already are.

Will Grant ever defeat madman in a fair fight?

Madman never fights fair...

Will Wolverine ever slice a mainstream villain into chunks and eat him?

Magic 8 Ball Says: "Most likely, yes."

Will snotburger ever change his name on ASWoT?

Magic 8 Ball says: "Oh, Hell no."


Will Grant ever win any fair fight?

Magic 8 ball says: No, i doubt it. But im just a black ball with an eight on it.

Will disney ever stop manufacturing whores like Lindsay Lohan or Miley Cirus?

Magic 8 Ball Says: Yes, very soon.

Will I ever own a kamikaze watermelon?

Magic 8 ball says: Yes, but you will end up getting killed by them in the long run.

Did grant ever enslave a civilization?

Magic 8 Ball says: Not in this lifetime.

Will Grant become president of the universe?

Magic 8 Ball Says: Future cloudy, come back later.

Oh mighty, exalted, swollen plastic marble, will I ever be able to tie a square knot with one hand?

Magic 8 ball says: Negative.

In the future, will we be able to buy and sell synthetic women? oh, and can these synthetic women be made portable by hollowing them out and using a bycycle pump to inflate them? OOOH and can they have lazerbeams for eyes?

Magic 8 Ball says: "Oh, heeeeeeeeelllllllllll no!"

Can I smack the dumbest kid in my German class?

Magic 8 ball says: Permission granted, smack away.

Why do want to slap the dumbest kid in your german class? I mean, its not his fault hes stupid.

Magic 8 Ball Says: My sources say yes.

Is there a such thing as an invisible set of cymbals? I've wanted some of those my entire life, just to see people's reactions. "Listen to how loudly I can clap!"

Magic 8 ball says: 'Fraid not ... but you might be able to get a really small pair.

What happens to Eunuchs when they get castrated that make them so awesome?

Magic 8 ball says, "Please try your call again later."

Since when is there a phone operator in there?

Magic 7 Ball says: Since grant started asking too many questions about why phone operators choose to have their offices in obscure places.

Who is your favorite martial artist other than chuck norris (considering chuck has no equal, other than himself, which doesnt count)?

CRAP! i put magic 7 ball ... it really says 8, its themm pillz your taking.

I thought you were gonna put some witty remark about how he got shot in 'Nam and lost a number. :P

No, no ... its those pills. You might want to stop taking them.

Is there a question to answer?

Magic 8 ball says: Ask again when they genetically engineer a pink cow that makes strawberry flavoured milk (best cow EVAR).

Will Presto ever come back?

Magic * Ball says: Maybe, maybe not. Only time will tell.

Will Snotburger continue to use the NPC's to talk to himself?

Magic 8 Ball says: Probably

Will Madman make another Madwoman NPC and be a bigamist?

Magic 8 Ball says: I'm making the NPC now!

Will dawna ever admit she's in love with Dr. Lucien Loreza III Esq.?

Magic 8 Ball: Cannot predict now.

Will I rock pants off?

Magic 8 Ball: Depends if you are wearing pants

Will anyone tell me who Dr. Lucien Loreza III Esq. is?

Magic 8 ball says: He's Lucien Lorenza, but in Doctor/lawyer/great grandson form.

Will Chaoslord ever wear pants?

Magic 8 Ball says: Fail

Would any guy be interested in a cyborg girl?

Magic 8 Ball says: Yes.

Will I be able to develop mutant powers.

Magic 8 ball says: Depends on how you react to bottled nuclear waste.

Are cyborg girls really girls ... or are the girlbots?

Magic 8 Ball says: Female cyborgs are girls, not girlbots

Am I a half-blood?

Magic 8 Ball: Concentrate and ask again*

Will I ever find Waldo?

*I'm actually using a Magic 8 Ball...

Magic 8 Ball says: You send him to the magical world of Z with the Z-tube, so that would be a nosir.

Will chaoslord ever retrieve waldo from the world of Z?

Magic 8 ball says, "The future is cloudy."

Will we get any new ASWoTer's now that I bumped the PW ad?

Absolutely.

Will we stop losing old ASWoTians?

Magic 8 ball says, "Ask again later."

Will I go to work today?

Magic 8 ball says: not unless you want to get snowed on.

Will Snowmagedon Mk. II kill us all?

Magic 8 Ball says: No.

Do you like snow days, little plastic ball?

Magic 8 ball says: Call me plastic ball again and I swear ... you'll feel it in the morning.

What will I accomplish before I die?

Magic 8 Ball Says: Nothing you stupid piece of dog leavings.

Why do i have to be so mean to me?

Magic 8 Ball says: Because you're self-destructive. Go jump off a bridge.

Which one?

Magic 8 ball says: The Tappan Zee

Sounds good, but will there be ASWoT in hell?

Magic 8 Ball says: Most Probably.

Does Satan play in ASWoT in Hell?

Magic 8 ball says: Hell yes ... you get it?


Who decides what happens to you after you die?

Magic 8 Ball Says: The future looks cloudy...

Will I ever finish my midterm paper?

Magic 8 Ball says: No.

Will Snotburger ever get a girlfriend?

Magic 8 Ball: Try again tomorrow

Will my dad ever stop yelling?

Magic 8 Ball says: Yes, but only after pigs fly.

Will Lucien ever mind his own business?

Magic 8 Ball says: Now where's the Fun in that? Of course he wont!

Will Grant ever become cool?

Magic 8 ball says, "Most likely."

Will Lucien ever find his head after I'm done with him? :P

Magic 8 ball says: No, snotburger will be busy playing soccer with it.

Will grant aid me in making hamburger meat out of luciens' corpse? I'm a bit hungry ...

Magic 8 ball says: Yes, Most likely.

Will Grant and snotty ever forgive me for trying to make an amusing post in ASWoT's "Magic 8 Ball Game" at their expense?

Magic 8 ball says, "The future is clouded... perhaps monetary bribes will help?"

Will Lucien bribe me to make me feel better?

Magic 8 Ball says: Look in your pocket, you might find something you like

Will Snotty ever forgives me?

Magic 8 ball says: Not on your life, bud.

Will lucien ever rape someone due to his failure at courting women combined with unsated sexual appetite?

Magic 8 Ball: No.

How far is the closest sun?

Magic 8 ball says: Close.

Why do we eat chicken fetuses?

Magic 8 Ball: Blame society

Will my younger siblings calm down?

Magic 8 ball says: When they grow up, I'm sure they will.

Can someone stalk someone else on facebook for me?

Magic 8 Ball says: No, you need therapy.

Once again: Do you pity fools too, little plastic ball?

Magic 8 ball says: One more time, big guy ... call me plastic ball ONE more time.

Is Mr.T like Lady Gaga (In that they are both feminine men)?

Magic 8 Ball says: Not a chance in your snotty mind.

Can I replace you with a little fortune telling robot that tells me I'm awesome?

Magic 8 Ball says: A chance to get away from you? Uh- Yes, the future demands you replace me. Like now.

Does Reverend Al Sharpton has a purpose?

*swap*

Little fortune robot says: Darkroot is AWESOME!

Am I awesome?

Little Fortune robot says: YES!

*SMASH*

... it had to be killed. Will little fortune robo-zombie ever haunt me?

Little Fortune Robo Zombie says: Oh, yes. Most definitely. COUNT ON IT!

D'aaw, who's a cute little zombie robot fortune machine?

Magic 8 Ball: I would have been your Daddy.

Can you ever have enough?

Magic 8 Ball: Only if excess leads to high cholesterol or herpes.

What's really inside this thing, anyway?  (smacks eightball soundly against wall several times)

Magic 8 ball says: Currently, a Headache (more accurately, a ball-ache).

Where do babies come from?

Magic 8 Ball: "Better Not Tell You Now."

Will Santa come to my house this summer?

Magic 8 Ball: No, he manages to touch all the little kiddies of the world in their sleep in one night. The rest of the time he spends in hawaii drinking coka-cola (or so the commercial goes).

What should I ask Santa for christmahaunakwanzica?

Magic 8 Ball: Try again tomorrow

Are there any gold prom dresses out in the world?!

Magic 8 ball says: Yes, and you'd look positively gorgeous in it. Ugh god, i'm so jealous, i wish i had your hips.

Is the magic 8 ball a homosexual magic 8 ball?

Magic 8 Ball says: No, sweetie. I'm metro, okay?

So you don't like dudes?
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Magic 8 Ball: Definitely Not

Am I tied to this rocket?

Magic 8 ball says: No, but the rockets aimed at you!!!

Do magic 8 balls have feelings?

8 Ball: Ask again later.

Is my iPod blue?

8 Ball: Only if you count red.

Where are my socks?

Very doubtful.


Do I want to know?

Magic 8 Ball: No

Do you think I read the rules to this game?

All signs point to, "You usually do"... I mean, "Yes".

Will I be able to find my missing sock?

Magic 8 Ball: Maybe some day.

Will I ever eat pancakes again?

Answer is unclear.  Use a lighter syrup.

Will there ever me a magic 9 ball?

Sources point to no.


Will I ever get No Life again?

"Future is cloudy. Try again later."

Will I live through to 2090?

"Try again later"

Will my drawing of Leonardo from TMNT look good when it's done?

No, but only because Leonardo DiCaprio* was an incredibly bad choice to portray a ninja or a turtle.

Does ASWoT make me look fat?





*I'm being purposefully stupid. I know what Leonardo you were actually referring to. And da Vinci likewise would have been an abysmal choice.

No no, you always look like that! I meant to say you like fine! Fine is a perfectly goo— I meant wonderful, you look wonderful. Stop staring! What do you want from me!

Am I going to do well on my exam?

No, because you are dead, based on your all too typical answer to the previous question.


Can a good astrologer help me to win the lottery?

Doubtful, since they changed the Zodiac recently.

Will deviantArt ever be unblocked from my school's Internet?

It is not meant to be.

Will I be able to relieve my boredom?

MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS: Nah, you're doomed eternally to the firey depths of boredom.

Did I just lose the game?

Yes you did lose the game. (how specific...)

Will I burn my toasted cheese sandwiches?

Try again later.

Will you, in fact, try again later?

Not likely.

Will I ever get out of crap-town?

Not happening. EVAR. SERIOUSLY!

Will my gf continue to steal my keyboard?

NO. (As long as you buy a new one.)

Is there really an Emperess_of_Justice?

Yup, looks like it.

Will someone fix the flea market anytime soon?

The clouds of the 8 ball never clear.  (maybe)

Will this game get out of the testing stage?

Never.

Will there ever be world peace?

Maybe (Everything has its place and time)


Will I goto work tonight?

Your future is what you make it.

Do Magic 8 Balls give straight answers?

Maybe (Yes And No)



Will I win the lottery?

Of course not, silly.

Does the internet have a collective conscious?

Ask Again


Will I every be immortal?

Don't kid yourself.

Are you lonely?

Is that ever the case?


Will there be a new star trek tv show?

Yes, but it will be from the reboot continuity!

Will Firefly ever return?

In life nothing is ever created nor destroyed, only changed


Will there ever be a new lost in space movie.

Never fear, reboots are near!

Will X-Men First Class be terrible?

Try again later.

Will I ever get a raise?

if a leaf floats in the wind, does it ask if it is flying ?







Will I ever stop smoking?

Outlook grim.

Are Wendy's hamburger patties really never frozen?

What, are you on fire?

Do you know where the Czech Republic is?

know thy self first



Will I ever get a straight answer.

Maybe some day.

Has Rip ever gotten Royalty?

Only that which you seek may be yours



Do people think I am anyone else?

8 Ball does not compute.

Has anyone ever used the d20 in a magic 8 ball to play a d20 roleplaying game?

try again later


how long well this last?

Until the end.

Will I ever meet Batman?

NO!


can you bounce?

If you test such a thing, you will perish.

Do you know why that is?

doomsday hint hint.


are you more then 20 sided?

I'm a BALL.

Does a magic ball have 20 sides?

A sphere has no sides.

Will I be able to live a full life?

fulfilled.


well i ever be able to fly?

Not a chance.

Is there a hope that I might one day be rich?

Not gonna happen bub

Will I ever recive the superstarship with a world destroying lazer that I asked santa for 12 years ago

Perhaps if you believe enough.

Will I ever get my NES to work again?

Reply hazy. Try again later.

Will Altea be saved from the Dragons by a Griffin?

Depends on your definition of "saved".

Will D&D 5e be better than 4e?

Yes, but we'll have to see what it's like first to make sure.

Are they releasing 5e soon?

Probably not.

Do you want 5e to be released soon?

Magic 8 Ball: I couldn't care less if they released it in 10 minutes or 10 years.

Will I successfully master ASoIaF?

Only if you have many many free hours.

Do you have many many free hours?

yes, as long as he dosent have to do anything

Will I ever know

No, not likely

Will I master it over my summer vacation?

Maybe, maybe not.

Is being decisive a good thing?

Usually.

Will Micester comprehend ASoIaF?

Never.

Is there a "Best" tv show?

"Coruscant. Uhhhh, that does not compute. Uh, wait, Uhhhh... You're Under Arrest!"

Will we continue to ask FL things in the Question Tennis?

Possibly.

Do you want to?

Is this a question you should be asking?


Will I ever grow up?

Reply hazy, try again

Will Rip Vantinkle ever grow up?

Destiny is what you make it.


Will Fourlegged have more kids?

Only time will tell.

Can you see the future?

Not likely. Maybe. Sort of. Yes.

Will FL win the 2012 Presidential Election?

Obviously.

Would you happen to know where my CD key for Civilization IV is?

I might.

Have you checked the back of the box?

Ummmm...

Do you know where the box is?

Most definitely not



If i threw down my foe would i break the mountain side?

Nope.

Will Zuldan thwart my attempts to gain royalty?

No but I will.

Do you know why that is?

Yuppers

Did you know I'll try thwarting yours?

Yes.

Do you think you will succeed?

Perhaps.

Will I succeed?

Probably once I go offline.

Is it reasonable to go offline to eat food?

Completely!

Are you going offline soon?

Depends on if I get hungry soon.

Do you think a growling stomach is a sign of hunger?

Indeed.

Is your stomach growling?

Occasionally.

Is yours?

Signs point to yes.

Should there be an ASWoT cafeteria?

Perhaps some day.

Do 8 balls enjoy being cryptic?

Reply hazy, try again

Would this game be better if we actually rolled dice to find the 8-Balls answer?

It is in your future...

Should I go to a football game?

Probably not.  Ever.

Should 8-Balls give explanations for their answers?

No.


Should I get back to work?

If it means letting me claim royalty then...
Yes.  Because work is good.

Should I play Settlers of Catan?

Results are hazy, ask again.

Should we keep this game around?

Maybe.

Where can I go on a grand adventure?

Yes.

Are you sure we should keep this game going?

No.

But, why not?  Doesn't this game serve the purpose of being between the Question and Unanswered Question games?

Result is fuzzy.  So is the guy who lives next door to me.   Seriously, he really needs electrolysis on that back.

Will wasting time make me wealthy and wise, in the long run?

Try Again.

(This answer will repeat infinitely until you've wasted away your life.)

Do riddles make people smarter?

No

Will anyone take the throne after I take it?

Does a European swallow beat it's wings 43 times per minute?

Do you like your primary function, 8-ball?

Reply hazy try again

Do people like vanilla ice cream?

Yes

Will there be an ASWOT revival?

The magic 8 ball says there is a strong possibility...

Will Athena like this page enough to keep it running?

Ask again later.

Will I claim Royalty tonight?

Yes

Will Kagura keep royalty tonight?

No!

Will I get cookies soon?

Concentrate and ask again

Will I sleep soundly tonight?

your future is unclear.

Will my cat stop purring soon?

Doubtful

Will I sleep soon?

There isa good possibility

Will I figure out what to eat soon?

Ask again

Do you want a donut?

The answer is yes!

Do cats like formula?

Answer unclear


Is this game fun?

Maybe.

Do I have a change to win?

Yes.


Will Hope & Change prevail?

It's likely

Should I take a nap?

No, but you will anyway

Are people disgusting?

The answer is.. maybe.

Will tomorrow go well?

Ask again later (maybe).

Will I ever meet a famous person?

The future is unclear.

Will I ever be a famous person?

Definitely.

Will I ever figure out my life?

In the distant future

Will I figure out my purpose?

Eventually.

Does life has a purpose?

Maybe.

Will I get inspiration?

All signs point towards maybe

Do I have to think of a yes/no question?

yes

Does having an avid fear of people make me a hermit?

Please ask again

Does this fur make me look fat?

Yes, but in a cute way

Does having an avid fear of people make me a hermit?

Please ask again

Do hermits use social media?

Not a chance

Why do you keep asking me to ask again when I already have?

Do you just like saying ask again?

Ask again

Should we close down this game and say that it is too similar to Unanswered Questions?

No

Should I eat the blasphemer?

[I like this game, and I just started >.<]

Probably

Will this game last until the end of ASWOT?

unlikely, but it's worth a try

will I last until the end of ASWoT

Yes

Will I ever leave ASWoT and stay away?

Maybe

Will I actually reach 1500 posts this week?

Yes

Will I ever stop listening to irish pub music?

Yes

Will I ever get that list of music so I can get my Irish pub music?

Ask again Later

Will I ever stop being lazy about giving GPT the list of irish pub music?

Unlikely

Will I succeed in moving this game from TESTING to CLOSED?

Most Likely

Will anyone revive this game in the future?

Moderately Probable

Will lover conquer all?

Yes   (god damn me for a hopeless romantic)


Will anyone help with dishes on X-mas?

Nope.

(You're doomed to slave away at them for eternity! Let's see your precious love get you out of this one! Bwahahaha- hey! Come back here with my sugar!)


*puppy dog eyes* Can I have my sugar back?

not a chance

Can I be released of stress for christmas
This message was last edited by the player at 10:57, Sun 15 Dec 2013.

 not any time soon

Can I have a sugar cube?

If you are good

Can I win all magic the gathering tournaments with a 100% win rate over the next three years.

Ask again in three years

Is it 12:00 yet?

never

did moving always hurt so much?
This message was last edited by the player at 10:47, Mon 16 Dec 2013.

Possible

Is my arm going to stop hurting?

Eventually

Am I ever going to lose the crown before Christmas?

The future is unclear

Will I get time to finish my book?

Suuure...

Will I ever get to read 'said' book?

Not in this lifetime

[You forgot to question, but the eightball gives an answer to your unsaid question anyway]
Yes

Will people ever learn correct grammar to the point of my satisfaction?

No

Will you be more tolerant?

---------*silence*-------- I'll try very very hard, if you want me to sweets
Will the baby grow wings?

No

Can pigs fly?

MAYBE LATER

CAN I EAT THE WALLS WITHOUT ANY REPERCUSSIONS?

No

Am I laughing?

YES!
AM I HAPPY??!

Yes

Do I have to go to class?

If you want to.

Should I buy groceries?

If you want to live.

Should I stop posting?

Only if you want to make everyone sad.

Could you stop posting?
This message was last edited by the player at 23:38, Tue 11 Feb 2014.

no

do people really want me to stop posting?

No.

Will I go back and make myself another serving of beans, pulled pork, and salsa with a few more tortilla chips for dinner?

Concentrate and ask again

Do I need to buy a lottery ticket in order to win?

My reply is no.

Hunh, there you go.  Now that I have a moment to reflect on it, I guess you could always steal someone else's ticket, or win it in a game of poker.  I guess that Magic 8 Ball was right.

To win it, you don't need a ticket,
Another kind person can pick it.
Just go to the store,
Armed with 2x4,
The Brits say it's totally cricket.

The question is, are you going to eat as nice of a dinner as I am currently eating? :)

no

can I go swimming?

Reply hazy, try again.

Is my laundry done yet?

will have to try again later

is there a good time to sleep?

All signs point towards "yes"

Is there such a thing as an impossible question?

unclear, try again later

why do I not have magic cleaning fairies?

Reply hazy, try again.


Will I get an appropriate answer to a question that is not yes/no?

You shall, in the name in the king.

Should I go on a homicidal spree bordering on a genocide?

Yes.

Should I do something about Cody Coriva's genocidal adjacent killing spree?

Answer uncertain (though may be more certain once he starts heading your way)

Who should I start killing first?

Yes *It answers vaguely. Seems the magic 8 ball is as homicidal as you are*

Will I survive the coming ASWoTian apocalypse, or will I die by the hands of Cody and his murderous magic 8 ball???

Eventually

When is the eventual aSWoTian Apocalypse, as per mentioned by the above Taz.

Ask again later.

Will this apocalypse involve zombies in some way?

Reply infected, please try again

Are you more powerful than the Magic Conch?

Reply hazy, try again later


Can I help in the apocalypse?

All signs point to yes.
You will make it the best Apocalypse ever!

Will I win?

Ask again after you play.

Am I going to get a promotion?

No

Should I learn the rules first?

Answer hazy, ask again later.

Will FourLegged win Royalty?

Yes

Should I eat this popcorn?

Undoubtedly.



Am I ever going to stop hurting myself accidentally without knowing how I did it O.o?

No

Will PrettyBirdie's hopes and dreams be achieved?

Answer hazy, ask again later... when she actually makes it past the upcoming 18 credit semester of doom.

Does FourLegged have hopes and dreams?

No

Will there be more than one new Royal within the next 24 hours?

Unlikely.

Can an 8-ball answer its own question truthfully?

No

Can you bribe a Magic 8-Ball?

Signs points to Yes

Can this game come out of testing?

All Signs point to No

Should I eat popcorn shrimp with dinner tonight?

Better Not Tell You Now

Should I date a Moose?

Ask again.

Should Tanner date a moose?

In due time.

Will the moose be pretty?

Unlikely

Has this thread passed the testing phase?

The spirits are uncertain.

Is this game dead?

No

Is this necroposting or positive resurrection?

Concentrate and ask again

Is Norway really the capital of Sweden?

No

doo u liek meinkroft?

Reply hazy try again

Is it going to rain tonight?

Depends.

moo Moo Mu MoMoo Mumoo, mUmoO MoomOo?

MooooOoOoo...

Are you ready to rock?

Yes!

Is it religiously acceptable to watch cringe compilations?

The answer is unclear.

Should I go to bed early tonight?

No.

Will people actually enjoy my winnie the pooh fanfiction?

Ask again later.

Does anyone actually write Pooh fanfiction?

Yes.

Is friendship magic?

The future is uncertain.

Should I take the testing tag off of this game?

Yes!

Pokemon, yugioh, or mtg? (you know the answer, cmon brudda)

No.

Has anyone ever survived drinking the fluid from a magic 8-ball?

Hopefully not.

Are Apples the best fruit?
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It looks promising.

Are tomatoes a fruit?

Maybe.

Should I go to bed soon?

No.

Will the next movie I watch be better than Three Billboards?

Maybe.

Is three billboards good?

Not very likely.

Can someone learn to be funny?

yes

can I ever learn to swim?

The future doesn't look promising.

Will my Moose wife be beautiful?

No

is that bestiality?

All signs point to maybe.

Will I keep the crown this time?

hopefully not

can an empty box?

It is unclear, ask again.

Can an empty box?

it is unclear, do not ask again