You are replying to this thread at work.

(during break time, no worries XP)

...you spend five minutes trying to decide how to waste time.

You are staring at the time hoping to pass the clock

...you eat a clock in anticipation of making a joke about staring at time.

Your wife catches you up at 2am and you have ZERO excuses for being up so late!

You forgot to eat, even though food is in front of you

...you spend an hour searching for just the right character portrait and then fall asleep without posting anything.

You're going for the crown on a sunny 80 degree afternoon.

...you re-up your No Life status even though you have officially been Lifeless since December of 2015

... your work schedule has changed to the point that you're getting overtime even though you leave early half the time.

You have to look at a calendar every day to see if you work or not.

your body is magnetically attracted to hotter regions of the planet

You Photoshop yourself onto other people's vacation photos.

You hide inside two elderly folks luggage, and sneak your way into florida

You would sneak onto the luggage part of the plane just to leave the state.

You're cold

You've had to shovel more feet of snow than your height.

You are told via news there are 8 inches outside

and you go out to check for yourself


pic of 8 inches snow with an 8 inch hole with small diamer through it*

kek good meme ruined by lack of internet to find pics

You have forgotten what sunlight looks like

when you get home from hawaii

...you are qualified to scuba dive.

...when your colleagues come back from their vacation while you were working and they want to tell you about their time off.

…when you come back from the last vacation.

You stay up all night wasting time.

You wake up in the morning, have a shower, open your cupboard to pick your clothes for the day and your hand feels a great attraction towards the swimsuit.