Just make a sentence with "You know you're <something> when..." and that's it.  Just like in Categories, put the <something> in the post Subject line.  The subject stays until someone changes it.

Example:

Subject: You Know You're A Nerd When...
Post: ...When you want to be a 17 year old back in the 80's

You know you're a nerd when you watch obscure movies and TV shows that nobody ever heard of, and you end up laughing at your own jokes about them because nobody else knows what you're talking about.
This message was last edited by the player at 14:06, Fri 05 Feb 2010.

When you can draw the caffeine molecule from memory.

You know that Double Meat is a Buffy reference.

You fail to read the rules of a game!

When you point out that people can't read the rules.

When you complain about having to change subjects back over and over again.

when you have yet to get layed, and you're forty and not a Eunuch.

...you can quote Revenge of the Nerds verbatim without a sense of irony.

You've been to 4 Weird Al concerts and can sing along to all of his songs.

You have serious conversations with people you just met about Star Trek, having no prior knowledge of whether or not they watch(ed) the show(s).

You would rather play Red Dead Redemption than go on a date.

You argue with your friends about the politics of Azeroth and the merits of forming the Alliance in the First War and whether the alignment of Kalimdor today might be better or worse if the Horde hadn't come at all, how much influence the Nightmare really has on the land of the waking, whether Nozdormu's brood will play much more of a role in Cataclysm, and what the best strategies are for the Lich King fight.

... you refer to your friends by their gamertags and internet screen names.

When every piece of tech you own has earned a VESA sticker.

... you read someone say all of their tech has earned a VESA sticker, and you can't be bothered to Google VESA to find out what that is.

... the remote is right beside you and you command someone to turn the channel.

When you have a mural of Brian Bendis on your wall. And because I can almost guarantee that you dont have one, and that you probably havent seen one, yes. It is ten times more art-worthy than the mona lisa. Best part is, it only cost me $599.99.

...you briefly consider looking up VESA, Brian Bendis, Mona Lisa, murals, Google, and the current value of the dollar in order to make a sarky response, but you can't bother to use a keyboard or a mouse.

You drink liquid Krispy Kremes cause chewing is too much work.

When you cry when you're mother gives away you're complete batman figurine collection to an irresponsible, eight year old cousin when you go away to college. That collection would be worth well over $1,500.00 if it wasnt chewed apart by a slew of mindless idiots. In the December of my senior year of highschool I had an appraisal done, and the entire set [including the galvanized alloy batmobile] was worth 1,200.00, and things like this only increase in demand. Not that I would have sold them. Though I'd still rather have the money than nothing at all.

... you read they make liquid Krispy Kremes and think that's the best idea ever, but are still not likely to find out if it's true and where one might procure such a tasty beverage because that sounds like work.

... you're sitting on the ground and the couch looks a little to high to reach.
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... you are sitting on the ground and the couch looks a little to high to reach.

Different starting points, same outcome.

... you copy the post above yours.

... when you have no time to waste, and yet ... you find time to go on rpol and play this stupid game.

... when you see a bottle of tequila and fall over.

... I'm not officer drunk.

... when you wake up in the morning, see your pants hanging on the doorknob, and yet you just walk right past them towards the kitchen, whitey tidies yanked up to your mid stomach.
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... you wake up and you are not sober.

... watching the Star Wars Christmas Special sounds like a good idea.

… the urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

... the cop has to help you from your car to administer the sobriety test. Twice.

... the phrase, "I love you maaaann" comes out, several times. To several strangers.

... gender-based bathroom designations become more like suggestions than rules, and neither can match the draw of the bushes outside.

...you know you're drunk when...
...you know you're drunk when...
...you know you're drunk when... you repeat yourself until you remember what you were going to say.

The lights are just a bit too bright and you can't find your sunglasses and that lampshade is looking like a suitable alternative.

... a peanut-butter, tuna, and mayonnaise sandwich sounds like a good idea.

When you fall flat on your face, get back up, and mutter to yourself, "I'm not drunk".

Stealing your boss's car is a good idea.

...wait.  What?  I think that I'm goign to be *VOMIT* sick.

...your making out with a guy at a bar with your arm around him and not realizing you're accidently tipping his head back into your overly large margarita glass...

(true story...I got a million of them)

...the last five minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey makes perfect sense, but you can’t figure out where the Statue of Liberty fits in.

... you stumble and fall even though your crawling on you hands and knees...

...when you go dumpster diving for sport.

... a pyrotechnitian (if thats how you spell it) only visits you once the whole school year from explosive-fun-time school, which forces you to go into a depression so deep only alcohol can save you.

...You cn't spwell bcause the ksy keeep moivng...syop it keys!!!

Enough said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=recentu

NEW ONE!

...a claymation Santa Claus asks you to guide his non-OSHA approved sleigh after hours.

When your cab driver sings...
"O Christmas tree O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree O Christmas tree O Christmas tree O Chrriismas Treee..."

Everytime a bell rings one of those sandle wearing preachy lute players (who keep trying to kill me) goes airborne and thinks he's got the upperhand on me...

FOOLS FOOLS!!!

You get your dog extra pillows for your bed.

You're purchasing the 4th dog bed this week and you still buy a bag of treats for Rex.

You buy your dog real bacon strips.

... you kick your spouse out of bed so the dog doesn't get cold.

... Will Ferrell movies actually become humerous

You'd rather lay in the floor with your pup instead of sitting on the couch like a normal human being.

You leave 'gifts' on the neighbors lawn.

You leave "gifts" on the neighbors porch in a little brown bag and set it on fire

You have them every night for dinner (glazed in a balsamic reduction sauce.)

your back yard looks like a giant gopher's playpen.

you spend $5000 a month on steaks, and you are a Vegan.

The thirty year old tree in the yard is going to die because of your dog's constant marking of it.

Your yard's fenceline has Ring-around-the-Rover.

The neighborhood squirrels run for the hills when the back door opens.

you play that version of the Dogs barking Jingle bells 24/7.

"Lady and the Tramp" is your favorite movie

You've been arrested for Loving your dog at least once...

The liter of puppies your pooch just has an eerie resemblance to you.

NEW ONE
You know you're a geek when...

...you would rather play D&D than go to a party.

you try to win most posts a week, in a game called a serious waste of time

When you play WoW for 14 hours strait (not me though, I detest that game)

when you bought a 700 dollar laptop just to play games.

When you buy every mouse (sorry I aint for sale), keyboard, monitor, and addon for a game

...you are capable of making an obscure reference to some part of pop culture at any time.

... you see a midget and call him a gnome, you park your car and wait for it to disappear, you don't like the selection at the vending machine and look for a reset button, and you think Obama should convert our currency into Platinum...

...you know to answer "Your overconfidence is your weakness." with "Your faith in your friends is your own."

Actually it's "yours," not "your own." Hmm, case in point. You know you're a geek when, you correct quotes without having to look them up. :p

...you rewatch a trilogy of movies to redeem yourself for misquoting.

... you and your friends get together and perfectly quote the whole trilogy of movies, reenacting the scenes as best three fat guys can in their mom's basement.

you press your Jedi robbes for trick or treating during halloween...

...you know more about the history of a fictional universe than the real one.

People come to you for computer help -- and you give it for free.
"You didn't have the right drivers",
or "dump your preferences folder",
or "dad, your finger is on the camera in FaceTime"

...you go to a fantasy/sci-fi convention and realize you put more time into your costume than anyone else.

...you go to a fantasy/sci-fi convention and you are wearing a costume.

...you react with pride rather than shame or indifference if you are called a geek.

...you obsessively check RPoL for updates.

...you have been known to eat light bulbs and cockroaches at a circus sideshow for fun and profit.

...you can recount every Legend of Zelda title from memory... including the CDi games!

...getting a third tattoo on your face and another dozen studs in your head seems like a good idea.

you have given up all claims of coolness, except for having cool new gadgets.

...a tabletop roleplaying game is the highlight of your week.

...you regularly bite the heads off live poultry for money and your name isn't Ozzy Osbourne.

...you think there a difference between geeks and nerds.

it's hard to answer a question without getting confused yourself ... and then, um, not knowing where to go with it ... you know what I mean?
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...you keep hammering nails up your nose even though the thread isn't about geeks any more.

...you mix up dreams with reality and arn't sure what defines your assistance.

the truth just doesn't make sense.

...every is peaking gibberish and you arn't fluent in gibberish.

... you partake in long talks about what your old player characters did in games you played with someone talking about what their old player characters did in their old games -- and enjoy it.

You can't finish a sentence...?

Xavier

...wait which game is this?

...it all starts to make sense, but really doesn't.

Kagura AND Heath agree on a political issue :D

...you try to read a book upside.

...you dawdle on ASWoT, instead of doing, er, um...anything else.

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...You start humming "The Star Spangled Banner" while listening to "Jeramya Was A Bullfrog" ...Either that or your tone deaf.

...when you try to organize your thoughts by acting like you a locomotive.

...You say Potato I say...kumquat...

..you've seen Neon Genesis Evangellion.

Changing...

You receive a dozen red roses and two leather manacles in the mail...

...your walls drip blood and everything smells like chocolate pudding.

...she offers to loan you her slaves

...she buys you a beautiful fitted collar with matching leash.

Count Dracula knocks on your door asking if you would like to have some fun.

...she gives you a head start.

...she squishes you every time she sees you.

You know you're crazy about RPs when...


...you have accounts on every gaming site ever made.

(Which I basically do on MMOs)

You know you are being watched by the government when...

...they're sitting outside your house.

When they call you all the time...

...you live in the USA.

...the postman tells you what's in your mail two days before it arrives.

You fly on an airplane.

...you pay your income taxes (which were unconstitutional in the US until well into its second century).

The news is splattered by comments of the NSA...   oh wait that's already happened...

...the government says that they are not watching you and from now on will not watch you.

There is a government...   what do you think they do with their spare time?

...you let them.

The news has stopped making mean, and rude remarks about them, even when popular opinion is that they suck

...George Orwell wanders around, just taking notes and occasionally sighing.

When your phone never, ever rings...   yet you know a thousand people who say they've talked with you on the phone

...your best friend is constantly talking into his shirt cuff.

Everybody around you seems to have itchy ears...

QFT.  Most people don't even realize...

When one of the Wifis' is called FBI Surveillance

new topic

...blind people look away.

beholders can't hold their lunch when they look at you

Your reflection in the mirror attempts to gouge its own eyes out.

You walk down the street and everybody is disintegrating around you

...you catch a glimpse yourself in a reflective surface and throw up a little.

Aliens come to the planet with an ugliest person in the entire multiverse award, dieing upon seeing you, the trophy is left upon your doorstep.

...at your birth, the attending physician looked at you and said "Congratulations! It's a-  What is it?"

Your mother had to cut you out of her belly, because your ugliness was killing her, albeit she died of bloodloss anyway

You were dumped into sewers later to become the penguin

You are that legendary monster in all fairytales ^{Kirby! Fear the Kirby!!!}

everybody says 'aaaawwwww' when they see you, because you know they don't do that for cute people.  Cute people get the 'hey maybe we can go home together tonight'...

You don't have to look at people to turn them to stone - they only have to look at you.

People can't help use your name as an example in the ASWOT thread saying 'you know you are ugly when...'

You get lots of money for your existence because people feel like they should compensate you for living

...a person would usually ask your ethnicity, they instead as if you're human.

The government kidnaps you for radiation tests

you can't even stand to look at yourself in the mirror.

...people immediately forget you when they are not looking at you.  Not because you are Silence, it just because you are too ugly to remember.

...people who see you develop PTS disorder.

When people mistake you for a new species, or alien

Can we do a new one now? Like: You know you're a douche when--> ?

Your own eyes run away at the mere sight of you. Honestly, that is a terrifying prospect.

...*retch* "I just threw up a little." is how your mother reacts every time you enter the room.

When you try to go to any public building it spontaneously combusts.

a vote is cast about whether you are ugly and 67% or greater vote yes.

"Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the ugliest of them all?"  and the mirror replies with "did I ever tell you how intelligent and clever you are?"

your family is looking at old photos and saying things like "Oh this one looks like little freddy!" and when you peek over their shoulder you find that the old photos are actually the "family poop scrapbook".

you can't find anyone else who's uglier :(

you come home and even your dog isn't happy to see you.

(i just noticed that Lulu prayer suggested a change of subject so lets roll with it)

you're visiting your grandmother at the old folks home and take the remote from Vernon and disregard the complaints so you can watch the game.

New One!

You know you're wasting time when...

You reply to threads that haven't been active in years to increase a number that no one cares about!

...you attempt to seduce the Pope.

(OOC: I'm sorry Benny. I'll never do that again.)

You are trying to claim board royalty.

by...

...you try (and fail) to come up with creative postings after putting up over 41,000 posts.

You are replying to this thread at work.

(during break time, no worries XP)

...you spend five minutes trying to decide how to waste time.

You are staring at the time hoping to pass the clock

...you eat a clock in anticipation of making a joke about staring at time.

Your wife catches you up at 2am and you have ZERO excuses for being up so late!

You forgot to eat, even though food is in front of you

...you spend an hour searching for just the right character portrait and then fall asleep without posting anything.

You're going for the crown on a sunny 80 degree afternoon.

...you re-up your No Life status even though you have officially been Lifeless since December of 2015

... your work schedule has changed to the point that you're getting overtime even though you leave early half the time.

You have to look at a calendar every day to see if you work or not.

your body is magnetically attracted to hotter regions of the planet

You Photoshop yourself onto other people's vacation photos.

You hide inside two elderly folks luggage, and sneak your way into florida

You would sneak onto the luggage part of the plane just to leave the state.

You're cold

You've had to shovel more feet of snow than your height.

You are told via news there are 8 inches outside

and you go out to check for yourself


pic of 8 inches snow with an 8 inch hole with small diamer through it*

kek good meme ruined by lack of internet to find pics

You have forgotten what sunlight looks like

when you get home from hawaii

...you are qualified to scuba dive.

...when your colleagues come back from their vacation while you were working and they want to tell you about their time off.

…when you come back from the last vacation.

You stay up all night wasting time.

You wake up in the morning, have a shower, open your cupboard to pick your clothes for the day and your hand feels a great attraction towards the swimsuit.