... you're sitting on the ground and the couch looks a little to high to reach.
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... you are sitting on the ground and the couch looks a little to high to reach.

Different starting points, same outcome.

... you copy the post above yours.

... when you have no time to waste, and yet ... you find time to go on rpol and play this stupid game.

... when you see a bottle of tequila and fall over.

... I'm not officer drunk.

... when you wake up in the morning, see your pants hanging on the doorknob, and yet you just walk right past them towards the kitchen, whitey tidies yanked up to your mid stomach.
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... you wake up and you are not sober.

... watching the Star Wars Christmas Special sounds like a good idea.

… the urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

... the cop has to help you from your car to administer the sobriety test. Twice.

... the phrase, "I love you maaaann" comes out, several times. To several strangers.

... gender-based bathroom designations become more like suggestions than rules, and neither can match the draw of the bushes outside.

...you know you're drunk when...
...you know you're drunk when...
...you know you're drunk when... you repeat yourself until you remember what you were going to say.

The lights are just a bit too bright and you can't find your sunglasses and that lampshade is looking like a suitable alternative.

... a peanut-butter, tuna, and mayonnaise sandwich sounds like a good idea.

When you fall flat on your face, get back up, and mutter to yourself, "I'm not drunk".

Stealing your boss's car is a good idea.

...wait.  What?  I think that I'm goign to be *VOMIT* sick.

...your making out with a guy at a bar with your arm around him and not realizing you're accidently tipping his head back into your overly large margarita glass...

(true story...I got a million of them)

...the last five minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey makes perfect sense, but you can’t figure out where the Statue of Liberty fits in.

... you stumble and fall even though your crawling on you hands and knees...

...when you go dumpster diving for sport.

... a pyrotechnitian (if thats how you spell it) only visits you once the whole school year from explosive-fun-time school, which forces you to go into a depression so deep only alcohol can save you.

...You cn't spwell bcause the ksy keeep moivng...syop it keys!!!